- Gi' us your fookin' shirt an' jacket.
- Don't hurt me!
- I'm not goin' t'fookin' hurt you. Just gi's what I said.
- Please don't hurt me!
- Look, I've told you I'm not goin' t'fookin' hurt you.
- You're not?
- No! How many more fookin' times.
- Oh, well, in that case fuck off.
- What?
- I'm not giving you my jacket. Fuck off. Help! Help!
- Look gi's what I say, now! Or I'll stick this in ya!
- You said you weren't going to hurt me!
- I've changed me mind.
- Are you sure?
- Of course I'm fookin' sure! I'm desperate!
- Please don't hurt me!
- For fook's sake! Listen! These are the rules, OK? If you give me what I say, I won't hurt you. If you don't, I'll stab you. Now is that fookin' clear!
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Ben Elton