Onsterfelijke quotes

Geen twijfel over mogelijk.

Uit Star Trek. Ook geen twijfel over mogelijk.

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TUS

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[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door appelsientje op 30-03-2001 13:33]

ennneee...

'Any of you old pricks move. And I'll execute every motherfuckin' last one of you!!'

AUB wel even vermelden uit welke film je quote. Ik peins me nu al helemaal suf.

(Mr.T van A-Team)

Dat was dus Willem Dafoe als aarts-smeerlap Bobby Peru (Just like the country!) in Lynch's meesterwerk Wild At Heart

Ceylons in Battlestar Galactica

B: "Mister Pink"
P: "Why am I mister Pink?"
B: "Because you're a faggot allright?!!!"

sorry, niet echt een quote maar toch blijft ie geweldig

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Op 30 maart 2001 13:51 schreef Dr_Crouton het volgende:
En waar blijven de Dirty Harry uitspraken?

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Op 30 maart 2001 13:37 schreef baggio het volgende:
FOOL!

(Mr.T van A-Team)

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(hannibal van A-team)

- "We are the knights who say: NI"
- "Bring out the dead!"
- "Message for you Sir!"
- "It's just a fleshwound"
- "Run away!!!"

Deze film zit barstensvol met superquotes, de mafste film die ik ken

Easy Rider

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Beverly Hills Cop

Ik hoopte dat niemand er over begon, maar inderdaad, ik heb op internet zitten zoeken, maar het wordt overal zowel met een "a" als met een "e" genoemd!!

ik wet niet! Iemand anders?

"Plug it in"

Drie woorden.... rillingen over mijn rug!

Uit Assepoester.

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door golfer op 30-03-2001 14:07]

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Op 30 maart 2001 13:58 schreef k_man het volgende:
We'll always have Paris
(Casablanca)

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(Richard, Ally McBeal)

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Give me the motherfuckin' bag, you cocksucker!
Uit The Usual Suspects (Fenster) (vooral door de uitspraak van Benicio del Toro)

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse
Uit The Godfather (Don Corleone

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Op 30 maart 2001 13:51 schreef Dr_Crouton het volgende:
En waar blijven de Dirty Harry uitspraken?

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Oh man, I can't fucking believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How can the same thing happen to the same guy twice?
(Die Hard 2)

E.T. phone home.(lijkt me duidelijk)

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- Ash, Evil Dead 2

Hail to the king baby
Come get some
Gimme some sugar baby
good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun

- Ash, Army of Darkness

http://www.dailywav.com/0400ss/beback.wav

http://www.dailywav.com/0400ss/hasta.wav

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Return of the Living Dead

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Op 30 maart 2001 14:19 schreef Herald het volgende:
Send more paramedics...

Return of the Living Dead

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Op 30 maart 2001 13:53 schreef Party-pooper het volgende:
I love it when a plane comes together

(hannibal van A-team)

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"I love it when a plan comes together"

"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting"

beiden uit The Good, The Bad & The Ugly.
heel die film zit vol met gave quotes trouwens.

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Op 30 maart 2001 14:30 schreef Tokus het volgende:
plane???
het was je misschien niet opgevallen, maar hij zei het ook als ze geen vliegtuig aan het bouwen waren

"I love it when a plan comes together"

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"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti" Silence of the lambs

-Scotty beam my up
-It's live Jim but not as we know it.
Enterprise

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Spiegeltje, spiegeltje aan de wand.....
Uit Assepoester

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Give me the motherfuckin' bag, you cocksucker!

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[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Verbal op 30-03-2001 15:01]

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Op 30 maart 2001 14:23 schreef Party-pooper het volgende:
Was het niet "send more policecars"

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Young and Anal 4, scene 2

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Op 30 maart 2001 14:37 schreef Herald het volgende:
No mister, I've never done that before

Young and Anal 4, scene 2

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Op 30 maart 2001 14:33 schreef Da hopman het volgende:
Ach het blijven toch je kinderen
Zet opa maar even in zon ken die goed drogen en natuurlijk "ik heet Kees, net als mijn broertje" uit Familie Flodder

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Step aside butch - Marcellus Wallace, Pulp Fiction

Multipass! - Wijffie van the Fifth Element

Oh God! Did you eat all this acid? - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

We must stop here. This is bat country. - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

MR. GARRISON: How would you like to go to the principal's office?
CARTMAN: How would you like to suck my balls?
MR. GARRISON: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!
CARTMAN: I said - Cartman takes out a megaphone, hits the switch and puts it to his mouth. It feeds back horribly.
CARTMAN: (Through megaphone)
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?!
CARTMAN: (megaphone turned off) mr Garrison.

How would you like.. ME.... BONIN' you... In ya' ass... in the rain - How to be a player

Iers, schertsend: Where did ya need the fucking rope for? - Boondock Saints

Say hello to my little friend - Scarface

Never get high on your own suply - Scarface

Give me the keys you cocksucker - Benicio del Torro in the Usual Suspects

How are things down under? - Ryan Phillipe in Cruel Intentions

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to convincing the world he doesn't exist. - Usual Suspects. Al genoemd maar blijft zo ontzettend cool 8)

M'n Sig.

FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyound All Recognition) - Saving Private Ryan

Heeeeeeeeeere's Johnny! - The Shining

Spritz mich! - Tiroler Sexlawine

This one time.. In bandcamp.. I stuck a flute in my pussy - American Pie

The Joker, in Batman.

Ik zeg altijd maar zo: Lachen doe je met je maten, knielen voor God, naaien met je vriendin.
- Waar slaat dat op?
Nooit met God lachen, voor je vriendin knielen of je maten naaien. - Acda in Lek

-The name is Bond... James Bond

-Shaken, not stired..

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door lie op 30-03-2001 16:04]

Judge Dredd op plateauzolen

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Op 30 maart 2001 13:51 schreef Dr_Crouton het volgende:
En waar blijven de Dirty Harry uitspraken?

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- Harry is not a racist, Harry hates them all.

-the KKK ran into the black militants? What did you expect, they joined up singin 'ebony and ivory' ? (mississipi burning)

-did you pick your toes in poughkeepsee? (french connection)

-in this world there's 2 kinds of people: those with the loaded guns and those who dig, you dig! (Clint in the good the bad and the ugly)

- Apocalypse now

Cornelius: Beware the beast man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, for he is the harbinger of death.
(Planet of the Apes)

N. Bates: A boy's best friend is his mother.
(Psycho)

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But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? (Goodfellas)

Taking me to a place like this is about as exciting as saying to me: 'let's fuck.' (Taxi Driver)

You're not funny, you're fat. (Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels)

You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. (Snatch)

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Op 30 maart 2001 14:00 schreef k_man het volgende:
Get on with it!

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- You're using coconuts!
- Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
- How do you do, good lady? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Who's castle is that?
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voor de liefhebbers

http://www.stone-dead.asn.au/movies/holy-grail/main.html#script

"What will he find out there doctor?"
"His destiny."

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Op 30 maart 2001 16:58 schreef Driekus het volgende:
I love the smell of napalm in the morning

- Apocalypse now

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Hanibal Lector in Silence of the lambs

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Op 30 maart 2001 22:01 schreef Smots het volgende:
Om de één of andere reden is de zin "There's one, set for stun" uit de Star Wars een zin die ik niet uit mijn kop kan krijgen......

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'Use the force Luke'
'I am your father'
'May the force be with you'
'There is ... another Sky...walker...'

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Op 30 maart 2001 22:50 schreef TARAraboemdijee het volgende:
uit deze saga zijn de volgende uitspraken denk ik wel het bekendst

'Use the force Luke'
'I am your father'
'May the force be with you'
'There is ... another Sky...walker...'

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Dit is persoonlijk één van mijn favorieten en 't wordt zelfs steeds meer m'n levensmotto.

Gewoon iets doen of niet doen. Geen gezeik; proberen is er niet bij.

Een wijze uitspraak van de wijze Yoda.

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Op 30 maart 2001 23:16 schreef SkyMaster het volgende:
Do or do not.. there is no try.

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dat is pas Monty Python

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Op 31 maart 2001 00:01 schreef k_man het volgende:
Nudge, nudge, know what I mean?
(Monty Python)

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[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Zapper op 31-03-2001 00:12]

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Op 31 maart 2001 00:08 schreef She-Wolf het volgende:
Your mother sucks cock in hell!-Exorcist

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Op 31 maart 2001 00:12 schreef Witchfynder het volgende:
hadden we het net nog over....

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[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door She-Wolf op 31-03-2001 00:25]

"Just walk away, and I spare your lives."
Mad Max 2.

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Op 30 maart 2001 22:50 schreef TARAraboemdijee het volgende:
uit deze saga zijn de volgende uitspraken denk ik wel het bekendst

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Master Yoda, if both your hands are on my shoulders, then what's poking in my back? And why are are you so giggling?

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Op 30 maart 2001 23:55 schreef She-Wolf het volgende:
'Do I make you horny baby?' -Austin Powers

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Op 31 maart 2001 00:22 schreef She-Wolf het volgende:
Ja over die film toch??????

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Op 31 maart 2001 14:45 schreef Darklight het volgende:
Oh my god! They killed Kenny! - South Park

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"kekekekeke"

Russel Crowe in Gladiator

- Joey uit Friends

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Op 02 april 2001 13:12 schreef Robino het volgende:
Heb me anders het lazarus gezocht. Het enige wat er wel in overvloed te vinden was, waren topics/spelletjes over 'Uit welke film komt deze quote?'

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ET phone home ---> ET gerade anrufen zum Hause////

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Op 30 maart 2001 12:52 schreef Robino het volgende:
Ik noem een 'Play it again, Sam'
Wat is nou echt de grootste film-quote?

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Bullet tooth tony - Snatch

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C-3PO:
R2 says that the chances of survival are 725 to 1.
Actually R2 has been known to make mistakes - from time to time... Oh dear...

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Han Solo:
Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a
goodbye kiss?
Princess Leia:
I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee!
Han Solo:
I can arrange that! You could use a good kiss!

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Fry: "Make up some feelings and tell her you have them. Yes?"
Zoidberg: "Is the desire to mate a feeling?"

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"Maybe you can't understand this, but I finally found what I need to be happy, and it's not friends, it's things." -Fry

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Leela: "Great. We're two days from earth with no food."
Bender: "Problem solved. You two fight to the death and I'll cook the
loser."

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I've figured out an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we become a family of traveling acrobats.

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The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy how to
be a man! Let's see; don't tattle, always make fun of those different
from you, never say anything unless you're sure everyone feels exactly
the same way you do

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"Will I dream ?" - HAL in 2001: A Space Odyssee

"Call to John, NOW !!" - Robert Patrick in Terminator 2

"Hello Dr. Silberman, how's the knee ?" - Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2

"It's coming straight for us !!" - Uncle Ned in Southpark

"You probably don't think I'm a very nice man !" Kurtwood Smith in Robocop

** Who's motorcycle is this??? It's zed's!!! Who is Zed??? Zed is dead baby, zed is dead.

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Op vrijdag 30 maart 2001 12:57 schreef Dr_Crouton het volgende:
I'm too old for this shit.

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"What are u doing, Dave?"
- HAL

"What flavour, orange or lemon?"
"Holländische mädel, tralalalalaa..!"
- Soldaat van Oranje

"Take away the pain..."
- Blood in, blood out

- "You talking to me?"
Robert de Niro in Taxi Driver

- "My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!"
Clerks

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries! I spit in your general direction, and burst my pimples at you! (of iets dergelijks)
- Quest For The Holy Grail

Hubba hubba hubba
- Johnny Bravo

Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.
-Loki in "DOGMA"

'Is he dead?' 'That's the problem.. he was dead to begin with' - Sleepy Hollow ()

'Time is the fire in which we burn' - ST: Generations

'Are you from outer space?' 'No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space.' - Capt. Kirk in ST: Voyage Home

'Wipe them out. All of them.' - Star Wars Episode 1

'I will not condone an action that will lead us to war.' - Star Wars Episode 1

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-Homer Simpson-

"Did you fog???"

-Bad Boys-

The Big Lebowski:
"Fuck it, let's go bowling" - The Dude
"I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, and you do NOT!!!..." - Walter

Trainspotting"
"That wee lassie got glassed, and no cunt leaves till I find out what cunt did it!"

Braveheart:
"The problem with Scotland is that it's full of Scots!" - Longshanks

deze bestond al. Ik had deze toen opgestart in navolging van een filmquotes forum. Mijne heeft ook nog een opvolger gehad gestart door iemand anders, maar die kon ik niet vinden.

Aldus gesproken in de film "Fallen".

I told you! I told you: don't fuck with me!
No, but you wouldn't listen..
Stupid fuck.. Look at you now.
(in de auto, als hij net die dude in zijn hoofd heeft geschoten)

Don't run, we are your friends *zap zap*

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Op zaterdag 31 maart 2001 00:04 schreef Witchfynder het volgende:

"nnnobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
"I will not buy this record, it is scratched"
"my hovercraft is full of eels"
"my nipples explode with delight!"
"I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you"
"I object to all this sex on the television..I mean, I keep falling off"
"I'm not dead yet!"
"I feel happyyyy"
"I'm a red sea pedestrian!"
"No no..'e's pining for the fjords!"
"nudge nudge,know what I mean? "
"no one is to stone anyone, not even if he says Jehova!"
"Camelot! Camelot! Camelot! It's only a model.."
"I can take them... there's only 150 of them!"
"and this is how we know the world is banana-shaped"
"come see the violence inherited in the system! help help, I'm being repressed!"
"Bring out...the Comfy Chair!!!"
"I want you to hand over all the lupins you have!"

dat is pas Monty Python

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Op donderdag 09 augustus 2001 14:08 schreef Fokkie het volgende:
"Will I dream ?" - HAL in 2001: A Space Odyssee

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"supercali-frajalistic-expially-docious"

At last we reveal ourself to the jedi, at last we will have revenge

I'm just a little anxious to get up there and whup E.T.'s ass.

She's good, Joe. She rates a three on my finger scale. That means I'd cut off three of my fingers if God would let me fuck her.

see this?? this is my BOOMSTICK!!

mollie

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Op donderdag 09 augustus 2001 23:30 schreef Aaargh! het volgende:

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was dat niet SAL in 2010 ?

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Op vrijdag 30 maart 2001 12:56 schreef Dr_Crouton het volgende:
Yippica-yay motherfucker!

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Op vrijdag 10 augustus 2001 17:00 schreef raf het volgende:

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Wie zei dit ook alweer en in welke film?

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Absolute Power:
Every time I see your face, I want to rip your throat out.

Unforgiven:
Deserve's got nothing to do with it
We've all got it coming, kid
Well, he should have armed himself if he was going to decorate his saloon with my friend.
Any man don't want to get killed better clear on out the back

The dead Pool:
You forgot your fortune cookie. It says, your shit outta luck!
Do you have any kids lieutenant? No. Lucky for them.
Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one.

Sudden Impact:
Go ahead, make my day.
Do you know the number of the San Francisco General Hospitals emergency room? Good. Tell them you have two sorry looking assholes here with multiple contusions and broken bones...

The Gauntlet:
Why? Because I have this badge, and I have this gun, and I have the love of Jesus in my pretty green eyes.

The Outlaw Josey Wales:
Are you going to pull those pistols or whistle dixie?
Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.

Magnum Force:
What does a girl have to do to go to bed with you? Try knocking on the door first
A man's gotta know his limitations.

Dirty Harry:
I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?
Well when I see a man running naked with a hardon behind a chic I don't assume he was collecting for the red cross.

Paint your Wagon:
There's two kinds of people, them goin' somewhere and them goin' nowhere. And's that what's true.

Liszt: Time kills critics, my dear.

Lung Leg- "fingered" (Richard Kern, Cinema of transgression))

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Op vrijdag 30 maart 2001 13:57 schreef popolon het volgende:
Quest for the Grail - Monty Python

- "We are the knights who say: NI"
- "Bring out the dead!"
- "Message for you Sir!"
- "It's just a fleshwound"
- "Run away!!!"

Deze film zit barstensvol met superquotes, de mafste film die ik ken[afbeelding]

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Zie mijn sig voor een hele moooie Holy Grail quote

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Op vrijdag 30 maart 2001 12:52 schreef Robino het volgende:
Ik noem een 'Hasta-la-vista, baby','Play it again, Sam', 'Life is like a box of chocolates', etc.

Wat is nou echt de grootste film-quote?

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Op vrijdag 30 maart 2001 12:52 schreef Robino het volgende:
Ik noem een 'Hasta-la-vista, baby','Play it again, Sam', 'Life is like a box of chocolates', etc.

Wat is nou echt de grootste film-quote?

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"What happened to you man, yo ass used to be beautiful" Ordell tegen Louis net nadat ie hem overhoop schoot.

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Op vrijdag 10 augustus 2001 22:45 schreef Cobol het volgende:
IJzersterke uitspraken van Clint Eastwood (excuses voor degenen die al genoemd zijn in dit topic):

Absolute Power:
Every time I see your face, I want to rip your throat out.

Unforgiven:
Deserve's got nothing to do with it
We've all got it coming, kid
Well, he should have armed himself if he was going to decorate his saloon with my friend.
Any man don't want to get killed better clear on out the back

The dead Pool:
You forgot your fortune cookie. It says, your shit outta luck!
Do you have any kids lieutenant? No. Lucky for them.
Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one.

Sudden Impact:
Go ahead, make my day.
Do you know the number of the San Francisco General Hospitals emergency room? Good. Tell them you have two sorry looking assholes here with multiple contusions and broken bones...

The Gauntlet:
Why? Because I have this badge, and I have this gun, and I have the love of Jesus in my pretty green eyes.

The Outlaw Josey Wales:
Are you going to pull those pistols or whistle dixie?
Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.

Magnum Force:
What does a girl have to do to go to bed with you? Try knocking on the door first
A man's gotta know his limitations.

Dirty Harry:
I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?
Well when I see a man running naked with a hardon behind a chic I don't assume he was collecting for the red cross.

Paint your Wagon:
There's two kinds of people, them goin' somewhere and them goin' nowhere. And's that what's true.

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high plains drifter:
You're going to look pretty silly with that knife sticking out of your ass.

(Ed, from "Ed, Edd & Eddy")

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with GREAT vengeance and FURIOUS anger those who attempt to POISON and DESTROY my brothers.

AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD, WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!!!

Are you gonna bark all day little doggy? Or are you gonna bite?

(Mr. Blonde tegen Mr. White)

"The Boston gig's cancelled. Don't worry about it, Boston's no college town." - This Is Spinal Tap

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Op maandag 13 augustus 2001 19:11 schreef Tackleberry het volgende:
"Ich werde zurück kommen...."
(duitse nasynchronisatie van Terminator II's "I'll be back...")

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- Well what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at 2 O'clock in the morning. That doesn't sound very wise to me.

Brian: Have I got a big nose, Mum?
Moeder Cohen: Oh stop thinking about sex.

Brian: Did you say EX-leper?
X-leper: That's right, sir. 16 years behind the bell, and proud of it, sir.
Brian: Well what happened?
X-leper: Oh, cured sir.
Brian: Cured?
X-leper: Yes, a bloody miracle sir, God bless you.
Brian: Well who cured you?
X-leper: Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business. All of a sudden, up he comes, cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livlehood's gone, not so much as a buy your leave... You're cured, mate. Bloody do-gooder.

Brian: [In a fit of rage as he goes up to his room.]
I'm not a roman, mum, and I never will be. I'm a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, I'm kosher, mum. I'm a red sea pedestrian, and proud of it.

Judith: Well why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
Loretta: I want to have babies.
Reg: You want to have babies?
Loretta: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But you can't have babies.
Loretta: Don't you oppress me.

Centrion: What's this then? Romanes eunt domus. People called Romanes they go the house?
Brian: It, it says 'Romans go home'.

Reg: All right. But apart from the sanitation, the medecine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system, and public health... What have the Romans ever done for us?
Rebel2: Brought peace?
Reg: Oh, peace. Shaddup.

Pilate: Stwike him, centuwion, vewwy woughly.

Brian: Now fuck off!
Folowr3: How shall we fuck off oh lord?

MC: Now you listen here. He's not he messiah, he's a very naughty boy! Now go away.
Crowd: WHO ARE YOU?
MC: I'm his mother, that's who.
Crowd: BEHOLD HIS MOTHER! BEHOLD HIS MOTHER! HAIL TO THEE MOTHER OF BRIAN. BLESSED ART THOU, HOSANNAH! ALL PRAISE TO THEE, NOW AND ALWAYS!!!
MC: Aaaaahw. Now don't think you can get around me like that. He's not coming out, and that's my final word. Now shove off!

Folowr: Excuse me.
MC: Yes?
Folowr: Are you a virgin?
MC: I Beg your pardon?!?
Folowr: Well, if it's not a personal question, are you a virgin?
MC: If it's not a personal question? How much more personal can you get? Now piss off!
Folowr: She is.
Crowd: Yeah. Must be... she is. Definitely...

Pilate: People of Jewusalem. Wome is your fwiend.
Crwod: wahaha.
Pilate: To pwove ow fwiendship, it is customawy at this time to welease a wongdower fwom ow pwisons.
Crowd: Hahahaha.
Sentry: <snigger!>
--------[Bigus and the Centurian stare at him.]
Pilate: Whom would you have me welease?
Man: Welease Woger!
Crowd: Yeah! WELEASE WOGER! WELEASE WOGER! Hahahahaha.
Pilate: Vewwy well. I shall welease Woger!
Crowd: Yay. Yay.
Cntrian: Sir, eh. We don't have a Woger, sir.
Pilate: What?
Cntrian: Eh, we don't have anyone of that name, sir.
Pilate: Ah. We have no Woger.
Crowd: Aaaaaah.
Man: Well what about Wodewic then.
Crowd: Yeah. WELEASE WODEWIC! WELEASE WODEWIC!
Pilate: Centurain. Why do they titter so?
Cntrian: Just some, uh, jewish joke, sir.
Pilate: Are they... swagging me?
Cntrian: Oh, no, sir!
Pilate: Vewwy well. I shall welease Wodewic!
Crowd: Waaahahahaha.
Cntrian: Sir, we don't have a Roderic either.
Pilate: No Woger, no Wodewic.
Cntrian: Sorry, sir.
Pilate: Who is the Wog... Who is the Wodewic to whom you wefer?
Man1: He's a wobber.
Crowd: Ahhhhahahah.
Man2: ... and a wapist.
Crowd: Ahahahhahah!
Woman: ... and a pickpocket!
Crowd: Aaah no. ssssssh.
Pilate: He sounds a notowious cwiminal.
Cntrian: We haven't got him, sir.
Pilate: Do we have anyone in our pwisons at all?
Cntrian: Oh yes, sir. We've got a Samson, sir.
Pilate: Samson?
Cntrian: Samson the Saggisea strangler, sir. Ah, Silas the Assyrian Assassin. Ah, several sadicious scribes from Ceaserea, ah... sixty seven see-ers from...
Bigus Dickus: Let me thpeak to them, Ponthiuth.
Cntrian: Oh, no.
Pilate: Ah. Good idea, Bigus.
Bigus Dickus: Thitizenth. We have Thamthon the Thaggithea thtrangler, Thilas the Athyrian Athathin, theveral thadiciouth thcribeth from Theatherea...
Crowd: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Bigus: Wath it thomething I thaid?
Pilate: Silence! This man commands the cwack legions!
Crowd: ___WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA!!!___
Pilate: He wanks as high as any in Wome!!!
Crowd: ___AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA!!!___
..
Pilate: All right. I will give you one more chance. This time, I want to hear no Wubens. No Weginalds. No Wudolf the wed-nosed weindeers.
Bigus: No Thpenther Trathies.
Pilate: ... or we shall welease no-one.
Judith: Release Brian!!
Man1: Oh yeah. That's a good one. WELEASE BWIAN!
Crowd: WELEASE BWIAN! WELEASE BWIAN! AAAAAAHHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHA!!!
Pilate: Vewwy well. That's it.
Cntrian: Sir. We uh. We have got a Brian, sir.
Pilate: What?
Cntrian: You just sent him for crucifixion, sir.
Pilate: Uh. Ah, wait, wait. We do have a Bwian. Well, go and wepwieve him, stwaight away.
Cntrian: Yes sir. Yes sir.
Pilate: Vewwy well. I shall welease Bwian!!!

Hugo Metsers in Blue Movie

Wat er verder gebeurde na dat kopje suiker weten de kijkers van de film wel ...

't is ook mogelijk dat hij zei: heeft u ook een kopje suiker buurvrouw (o.i.d.), voor mij is ook het ook al heel lang geleden dat ik de film zag

Peter Tuinman in Blonde Dolly

General Chang
Star Trek VI

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Op dinsdag 14 augustus 2001 10:43 schreef fflow het volgende:
(tijdens het beffen van prostituee Dolly) "Vind je het lekker? Ik betaal d'r voor dat je het lekker vindt!"

Peter Tuinman in Blonde Dolly

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Op maandag 13 augustus 2001 16:53 schreef dontcare het volgende:
Ezekiel 25:17

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with GREAT vengeance and FURIOUS anger those who attempt to POISON and DESTROY my brothers.

AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD, WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!!!

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Op donderdag 16 augustus 2001 12:25 schreef MOONboy het volgende:

[..]

is het niet zo dat 'ie het juist elke keer anders zegt (en dus nooit de exact juiste text, want ik heb het wel eens opgezocht maar kon het dus niet vinden)? (wat natuurlijk weer erg grappig is..) DIVX-mannen, kijk 'ns effe?

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Jij hebt het over de laatste diner scene, waar hij aan Vincent uitlegt waarom hij wil stoppen. Dan vraagt hij zich af of hij de Tyrannie is, of de hulpeloze, of het wapen?

Toch?

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Op donderdag 16 augustus 2001 15:55 schreef Party-pooper het volgende:
Koud he

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What was I thinking when I said 'I do' ? I'd already had sex with her so I didn't need that again.
I can't sleep with that damn woman in my bed !
I was driving home... God knows why ?
Six bucks is too much money to spend on any woman.
Nothing makes you feel like a kid again at Christmas like opening a two-pack of hooters.
I will show him the same kind of respect that any father would show a 41 year old man who dates his teenage daughter.
Am I truly nothing? Could the neighbourhood children be right ?
Computers and women are ruining the country.
This cheese means more to me than both your lives.
If you want something fixed right, get an ugly guy to do it.
Well, I chalked up some more frequent loser miles today.
Not quite as old as the hair on your legs...
I'm a shoe man, born and bred, dammit.
We all have to live with our disappointments... I have to sleep with mine.
A man is a man all his life. A woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife.
I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare.
Marcy, the part with the cups goes in front.
Women, you can't live with 'em, you can't herd them all into Canada...
I saw women today that would make General Scharzkopf carry the white flag.
It's never quite the same when you're sober, is it?
Home, work, can a man have too much fun ?
I've lived and I've loved... later on I even married.
I hate my life ... can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury my wife in the backyard.
You give him a bottle of redeye and a Playboy and he'll marry your mother to a cow.
Peg we've been married for 17 years. Can't we just be friends ?
I'm almost a human being, damn it !!!
If I could just help one kid not marry, my job is done.
Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay but you never get anything back.
Sorry, Peg, I didn't hear you. I was thinking of killing myself.
Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex.
You know I never danced unless it was gonna get some sex for me.
If you need me I'll be at the nudie bar.
Back then, 'mother' meant 'cooking' but then 'gay' meant 'happy'.
If I was the mailman, I'd be having your wife.
You go home and tell your daddy you have the mail-man's eyes.
I work in a shoe-store and still I'm not happy to come home.
...and no-one understands why I scream on the way home...
I've got two TVGuides. One on the table and one in the bath-room. I'm rich !
Hey, Marcy, what's holding the towel up?
Milwaukee. That's the town they build around you mother isn't it, Peg ?
Ah, home sweet hell !
If you want to have sex, the kids have to leave, and if you want it to be good, your wife have to leave.
Something sinister's going on so I know a woman's behind it.
I'm gonna find a real man. One who likes girls and hates women.
We're closed and, much like my life, the day is over.

Wie weet waar deze van is?

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Op vrijdag 17 augustus 2001 11:09 schreef LaTiNo het volgende:
It's between you, me and mr-soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain-rapist here!!!!!

Wie weet waar deze van is?

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Op vrijdag 17 augustus 2001 11:09 schreef LaTiNo het volgende:
It's between you, me and mr-soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain-rapist here!!!!!

Wie weet waar deze van is?

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BUTCH: So we're cool?

MARSELLUS: Yeah, we're cool. One thing I ask -- two things I ask: don't tell nobody about this. This shit's between me and you and mister soon-to-be-livin'-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain, Mr. Rapist here. It ain't nobody else's business. Two: leave town. Tonight. Right now. And when you're gone, stay gone. You've lost your Los Angeles privileges. Deal?

BUTCH: Deal.

-You like dags?
-I like what?
-Dags! You like dags?
-Oh, dogs...

It was a funny angle!! (after hitting a van in reverse)

Allemaal van Snatch, geweldige film...

En Airplane:

"Roger, Rodger"
"What's our vector, Victor. Can you give our clearence Clarence?" (zoiets)

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door JBravo op 18-08-2001 02:57]

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Op zaterdag 18 augustus 2001 02:43 schreef JBravo het volgende:

En Airplane:

"Roger, Rodger"
"What's our vector, Victor. Can you give our clearence Clarence?" (zoiets)

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Tower : Flight 2-0-9er, you're cleared for take off.
Clarence Oever : Roger!
Roger Murdock : Huh?
Tower : L.A. departure frequency 1-2-3 point 9er.
Clarence Oever : Roger!
Roger Murdock : Huh?
Tower: Re-quest Vector, over!
Clarence Oever : What?
Tower : 2-0-9er clear for vector 2-3-4.
Roger Murdock : We have clearance Clarence.
Clarence Oever : Roger, Roger. What's our Vector Victor?
Tower : Tower's radio clearance, over!
Clarence Oever : That's Clarence Oever! Oever.
Tower : Roger.
Roger Murdock : Huh?
Tower : Roger, over.
Murdock : Huh?
Clarence Oever : Huh?

Van Leuwin: Thank you, Officer Ripley, that will be all.

Ripley: God damn it, that's not all!! 'Cause if one of those things get down here then that will be all! And all this bullshit that you think is so important, you can kiss all that goodbye!

nog meer ALIENS

Sergeant Apone: All right, people, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the corps!

highlander I,II,III

every time that you open youre mouth; you proof how stupid you are!

DBZ [vegeta zegt dat tegen bulma in de trunks sage[geloof ik ]]

from 'The Shawshank Redemption'

The horror... the horror... the horror... (Apocalypse Now, Marlon Brando)

It's a mystery, wrapped in a riddle, inside of an enigma. Who killed the president? Hell, even the guys who did it, don't know.(JFK, Joe Pesi)

Are you talking to me? (Taxidriver, Bob de Niro (ik mag Bob zeggen))

As far back as I can remember, I allways wanted to be a gangster. (Goodfellas, Ray Liotta)

We had it all and we fucked it all up. (Casino, Joe Pesci)

Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of th starship Enterprise. It's 5 year mission: to explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go where no man has gone before. (Star Trek de eerste serie, William Shatner)

Letterman: How do you look so young?
Bush jr: Fake it.
Letterman: And that is pretty much how you gonna run the country?

Gentlemen... Steve Austin. A men barely a life. We can rebuild him... We have the capability... To make world's first bionic man. Better than he was before... Better... stronger... faster... (Intro De man van 6 miljoen)

And the eye in the sky is watching us all. (Casino, Bob de Niro)

No one could have believed, in the last days of the 19th century, that human affaires were been watched from the timeless worlds of space. Like someome with a microscope studies creatures that swolm (?) and multiply in a drop of water. And yet, between the gulf of space minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded this earth with envious eyes. And slowly but surely they drew their plans against us. (Op grammafoonplaat "the war of the worlds", intro door Richard Burton)

Polly: When you said: 'I want to see mr. Lymen', we thought you said you wanted to see the linnen.
Fawlty: Brilliant. No sorry, excuse me.

Fawlty: Manuel, Manuel, ít's a rat. You have rats in Spain, don't you, or did Franco had them all shot?

Blackadder III: Baldrick, that's the worst idea since Abraham Lincoln said to his wife: 'Oh I'm fad up sitting around the house, let's go to a show'.

Anonieme Nazi in een filmpje dat ik ooit ergens zag:
'Wenn ich das Wort Kultur höre, greife ich schon nach menen Revolver...'.

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Ryan3 op 19-08-2001 18:58]

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Op zondag 19 augustus 2001 19:23 schreef febster het volgende:
Buckle up Dorothy, because Kansas is going bye bye........

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Joehoe, I'm gonna make you famous
Emilio esteves in young guns (2???)

'We did morfine, methadon ...[blabla]...., we would've even injected Vitamin C, if they made it illegal'

'Reasons, who needs reasons if you have foiking heroin ?'

[xcuses voor eventuele fouten, want ik weet de citaten niet helemaal vlekkeloos meer]

"DID IT SOUND ANYTHING LIKE THAT!?"

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alleen geen idee uit welke film dit komt....
I geloof dat iemand zei uit een film met Kevin Costner en cowboys... iemand een idee?

Take advantage of our penny pussy
sale. Buy any piece of pussy at
our regular price, you get another
piece of pussy, of equal or lesser
value, for a penny. Now try and.
beat pussy for a penny! If you can
find cheaper pussy anywhere, fuck
it!

"Chet" uit From dusk till dawn

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Op zondag 19 augustus 2001 16:55 schreef Ryan3 het volgende:

No one could have believed, in the last days of the 19th century, that human affaires were been watched from the timeless worlds of space. Like someome with a microscope studies creatures that swolm (?) and multiply in a drop of water. And yet, between the gulf of space minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded this earth with envious eyes. And slowly but surely they drew their plans against us. (Op grammafoonplaat "the war of the worlds", intro door Richard Burton)

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"And Behold a pale horse. And he that sat on it was Death. And all hell followed with him."
-The Pale Rider-

"A man's got to know his limitations."
-Magnum Force-

Josey Wales: "You a bountyhunter?"
Bountyhunter: "A man's got to do something for a living these days."
Josey Wales: "Dying ain't much of a living boy."

"There are three kinds of suns in Arizona: sunsets, sunflowers and sons of bitches."
-The Outlaw Josey Wales-

Weet iemand hoe die quote uit White hunter, black heart precies gaat?

Het was iets van:

"There's ugly bitches and there's damn ugly bitches, but you're the ugliest damn bitch I've ever seen."

Capetown

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Op woensdag 22 augustus 2001 12:07 schreef Capetown het volgende:

[..]

Swarm

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Trainspotting

"The chinaman is not the issue here, dude! They peed on your fucking rug!
- They peed on my fucking rug
They peed on your fucking rug."

"Vvee vant ze moneey, Lebovski!"

"I'll suck your cock for a thousand bucks.
- We're all delighted to have her here, what a free spirited girl she is!
Of course Brandt can't watch, or he has to pay a hundred."

The big lebowski

"We're in a tight spot!"

Oh brother where art thou?

"Oh..behaaaave..."

Austin Powers

"Never give up, never surrender!"

Galaxy Quest

"Good night, you princes of Maine, you queens of New England"

The Cider house rules

"I can lay you out and fill your mouth with your mother's feces; or, we can talk." --- Lucifer

"Study your math, kids. Key to the Universe." --- Gabriel

"I'm an angel. I kill newborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. And occasionally, when I feel like it, I tear little girls apart. And from now till kingdom come... the only thing you can count on... in your existence... is never understanding why." --- Gabriel

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Op donderdag 23 augustus 2001 13:03 schreef panacea het volgende:
wat quotes uit The Prophecy, 1 van mijn favoriete films:

"I can lay you out and fill your mouth with your mother's feces; or, we can talk." --- Lucifer

"Study your math, kids. Key to the Universe." --- Gabriel

"I'm an angel. I kill newborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. And occasionally, when I feel like it, I tear little girls apart. And from now till kingdom come... the only thing you can count on... in your existence... is never understanding why." --- Gabriel

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"That's no moon, that's a space station!"
Han Solo - Star Wars
Twister

"Fear leads to Anger
Anger leads to Hate
Hate leads to Suffering...
I sense much fear in you."
Yoda - SW Ep I

"We're on an express elevator to hell. Going down!"
"Game over, man. Game over!"
Hudson - Aliens

"Oh my God! It's Full of Stars!"
Dave Bowman - 2001

"Get your hands from me, you damn dirty ape!"
"It's a madhouse, a madhouse!"
Charlton Heston - Planet of the Apes 1968

"taH pagh taHBe'"
Star Trek 6, naar Hamlet's "To Be or not To Be"

"The Truth is Out There"
The X-Files

"Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."
Picard - Star Trek TNG

"But I guess I'd say if it is just us... seems like an awful waste of space."
Contact

1:"Girls, watch out for the weirdos."
2: "We are the weirdos, mister."
The Craft

"What's a magneto??"
Wolverine - X-Men

- Black Rain

Als ze de haai voor de eerste keer zien op de boot

"We need a bigger boat"

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Op woensdag 22 augustus 2001 09:48 schreef pigi het volgende:
alleen geen idee uit welke film dit komt....
I geloof dat iemand zei uit een film met Kevin Costner en cowboys... iemand een idee?

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Gene Roddenberry

Earth Final Conflict

What's that gun in your trousers ?.....for protection.....protection from what ? Ze Germans ? - Snatch

I've just spent 220 quid on me hair, if you think I'm pulling a stocking over it, you're very much mistaken. - Lock stock and two smoking barrels

hehe guy ritchie rules!

Optimus Prime

The first

Babylon 5

Uit Get Shorty:
- The guy 's got a fucking pink toilet for Christ's sake
- They say the fuckin smog is the reason you have such fuckin beautiful sunsets

Captain Sheridan

Babylon 5

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So.
You're obviously the big dick.
... <kon deze zin niet goed verstaan>
And your balls. There are two types of balls.
There are big brave balls and there are little mincey faggot balls.
You know dicks have drive and clarity of vision but they're not clever.
You smell pussy, they want a piece of the action and you thought you smelled some good ole pussy.
And you've brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good ole time.
But you've got your pies muddled up - there's no pussy here.
Just a ... that make you wish you were born a woman.
Like a prick, you're having second thoughts.
You're shrinking and your two little balls are shrinking with ya.
The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle .50" written on the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinking (along with your presence).
NOW fuck off.

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Pulp Fiction of course

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Ron_Jeremy op 28-08-2001 10:42]

"Suck me beautiful!"
uit: American pie

"Dodge this.."
uit :the matrix

"How about I give you the finger and you give me my phone call."
ook uit the matrix.

"I'm giving serious thoughts of eating your wife"
uit: hannibal

Agent: "Let's have something to eat."
Hannibal: "...Why not"
ook uit hannibal

"Viva la recistants"
uit: South Park the movie.

Meer weet ik er ff niet.
(let maar niet op de spel vouten )

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door red-dragon op 28-08-2001 13:24]

Final Fantasy: The spirtis within.

Dr. Sam Beckett in Quantum Leap

Cool runnings, 1993

oh buurman, wat doet u nu ?

-Snatch

I'm sorry but I speak no English

-Kids in the hall

Wanna fuck?
...yeah ok.

-Jacky Brown

The line must be drawn here!

-Quark, in een van de laatste DS9 episodes. Heb me rotgelachen!

-independence day

- PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?
- Hey Peter man turn on channel 9, it's the breast exam!
- Everyday is worse than the day before...so...everytime you see me, THAT'S the worst day of my life...
- It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
- Melvin: But they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much. And I kept my staples for the Swingline stapler. Peter: Ok Melvin. Melvin: No, it's not ok because if they make me...if they take my stapler...I'll have to set the building on fire.
- Peter: What would you do if you had a million dollars? Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do man. Two chicks at the same time, man.

(War of the Worlds)

Fight Club:
"Gentlemen, welcome to Fight Club..."

8mm
"Could I intersest you in a battery-operated vagina, sir?"

Blair Witch Project (1!)
"If I never have to cross that log again, I'll die a happy girl" (o.i.d.)

(Volgens mij) Thou shall not kill....except
"I am Jezus Christ
- No you're not.......you're dead"

X-men
"What did you expect, yellow spandex?"

en natuurlijk:
"Goooooooooooooodmorning Vietnam"

Y'all remember where we've parked! - Star Trek

Zie Signature

Gooooooood morning Vietnam natuurlijk ook.....

"you are talking to I.R.?"
i am weasel

"growl, aahh it's the howling wolf from the vallea of hades!! no stupid it's your belly!"
ed, edd & eddy
(deze is niet helemaal goed...)

2. "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

3. "Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men."

4. "I'll be back."

5. "Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?"

6. "Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get."

7. "I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home."

8. "Frankly, my dear. I don't give a damn."

9. "You talkin' to me?"

10. "Gimme a whiskey, ginger ale on the side...and don't be stingy, baby."

"It's money and adventure and fame. It's the thrill of a lifetime and a long sea voyage that starts at six o'clock tomorrow morning."
"...a pity I never had children. But you're wrong...I have...thousands of them...thousands of them...and all boys!"

"Pearl, you're curved in the flesh of temptation. Resistance is going to be a darn sight harder for you than for females protected by the shape of sows."

"Why don't you come up sometime 'n see me? I'm home every evening ... Come up. I'll tell your fortune ... Ah, you can be had."
AND

"Come up and see me sometime."
(Another of the same performer's best-known one-liners, often delivered with slight variations)

"And, Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!"

(NOT "You're going out a chorus girl, but you're coming back a star!")

"My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse."
AND
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
AND
"And the promise is that the deal is so good that we can't refuse."
AND
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
AND
"I make an offer he don't refuse."
"I read you were shot five times in the tabloids." "It's not true. He didn't come anywhere near my tabloids."

"Now that you've got the mine, I'll bet you'll be a swell gold digger."

"I am big. It's the pictures that got small."
AND
"We didn't need dialogue. We had faces."
AND
"All right, Mr. De Mille. I'm ready for my closeup."

"Madness! Madness!"

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

"I'd hate to take a bite out of you. You're a cookie full of arsenic."

"I just want to say one word to you - just one word.... 'plastics.'"

"Why, everybody in Mandrake Falls is pixilated - except us."

"Whaddya hear? Whaddya say?"

"E.T. phone home."

"You may as well go to perdition in ermine. You're sure to come back in rags."

"It's alive!"

"Ma'am, I sure like that name - Clementine."

"Fiddle-dee-dee."

"Hello everybody - this is - Mrs. Norman Maine."

"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain ... the ... Great ... er ... Oz has spoken."

"I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart."
AND
"Michael...we're bigger than U.S. Steel."

"Why would a guy wanna marry a guy?" "Security."

"We want to be alone."

"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!"
(NOT "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.")

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms."

"Miss Casswell is an actress, a graduate of the Copacabana School of Dramatic Art."

"Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."

"As God is my witness, as God is my witness, they're not going to lick me! I'm going to live through this, and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again - no, nor any of my folks! If I have to lie, steal, cheat, or kill! As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."

"...I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"

(NOT "...I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!")
"Go ahead, make my day."

"You owe me money!"
AND
"Fat man, you shoot a great game of pool."

"Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!"

"Well, I'll tell you the truth now. I ain't a real cowboy, but I am one helluva stud."

"Is that you, Martha?...I don't want to be disturbed."

"I'm not living with you. We occupy the same cage, that's all."

"Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"

"But first and foremost, I remember Mama."

"You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle."

"How do you live?" "I steal."

"Your dream prince, reporting for duty!"

"You should've let him kill me, 'cause I'm gonna kill ya. I'll catch up with you! I don't know when, but I'll catch up. Every time you turn around, expect to see me. 'Cause one time you'll turn around and I'll be there. I'll kill ya, Matt."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"If they move, kill 'em."

"Well, nobody's perfect."

"I'll take my chance against the law. You'll take yours against the sea."

"Tell me, how did you find America?" "Turn left at Greenland."
AND
"The older generation are leading this country to galloping ruin!"

"Play it once, Sam, for old times' sake...Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'"

(NOT "Play it again, Sam.")
"It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily."

"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

"You don't understand! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. Let's face it......It was you, Charley."

"Yes, I killed him. I killed him for money and for a woman. I didn't get the money and I didn't get the woman. Pretty, isn't it?'"

"Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous plot we have ever had to face."

" I'll have what she's having."

"I wouldn't go on living with you if you were dipped in platinum."

"Ah, but the strawberries! That's, that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt, and with, with geometric logic, that, that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox did exist."

"Anybody got a match?"

"If you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, do you know what's gonna happen to you?...You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company."

"They uh, was givin' me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot. The next woman takes me out is gonna light up like a pinball machine, and pay off in silver dollars."

"Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!"

"...Crime is only a left-handed form of human endeavor."

"I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a - a little looking out for the other fella, too..."

"You'll have to forgive me, comrade."

"But why are you wearing these clothes?" "Because I just went gay all of a sudden!"

"We rob banks."

"Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night."

"I stick my neck out for nobody."

"The calla lilies are in bloom again."

"Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?"

"I am...Drac-u-la...I bid you welcome."

"I think I'll have a large order of 'prognosis negative'."

"All of a sudden, she's playing Hamlet's mother!"
AND
"I'm afraid Mr. De Witt would find me boring before too long." "You won't bore him, honey. You won't even get a chance to talk."

"It's even better when you help."

"Take me to the window. Let me look at the moors with you once more, my darling. Once more."

"Ah'd like to kiss ya, but ah jest washed ma hair."

(NOT "Ah'd love to kiss ya, but ah jest washed ma hair.")
"The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain."

"Who are those guys?"

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

I'll think about it tomorrow. Tara! Home. I'll go home, and I'll think of some way to get him back! After all, tomorrow is another day!"

"Mother of Mercy! Is this the end of Rico?"

"Prove it..."

"What we've got here is failure to communicate."

"Use the Force, Luke."

"The, uh, stuff that dreams are made of."

"They call me Mister Tibbs."

"And what is love? Love is the mornin' and the evenin' star."

"But I want to be alone."

"Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put in this world to rise above."

"R-o-s-e-b-u-d."
AND
"I've got his trunk all packed. I've had it packed for a week now."
AND
"Old age, it's the only disease...that you don't look forward to being cured of."
AND
"Everything was his idea...except my leaving him."
AND
"Five years ago, he wrote from that place down there in the South, uh, what's it called? Shangri-La? El Dorado? Sloppy Joe's?"

"One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I don't know."

"Last night, I dreamt I went to Manderley again...We can never go back to Manderley again."

"We blew it."

"Mmmm-hmmm! This is a tasty burger!"

"Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars."

"So I got that going for me, which is nice."

"I love you. You...complete me." "Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at 'hello'."
AND
"Show me the money!"

"I love you, Miss Kubelik..." "Shut up and deal!"

"You're tearing me apart!"

"I was reading a book the other day...Yes. It's all about civilization or something, a nutty kind of a book. Do you know that the guy said that machinery is going to take the place of every profession?"
"Oh, my dear, that's something you need never worry about."

"Then close your eyes and tap your heels together three times. And think to yourself, 'There's no place like home'."

"Listen to them. Children of the night. What mu-u-u-sic they make."

"Here's looking at you, kid."

"That is one nutty hospital."

"Goodness, what beautiful diamonds." "Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie."

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."

"You give me powders, pills, baths, injections, enemas - when all I need is love."

"...I'll be all around in the dark. I'll be ever'-where - wherever you can look. Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there. Wherever there's a cop beatin' up a guy, I'll be there. I'll be in the way guys yell when they're mad - an' I'll be in the way kids laugh when they're hungry an' they know supper's ready. An' when the people are eatin' the stuff they raise, and livin' in the houses they build - I'll be there, too."

"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together - and blow."

(NOT "If you want me, just whistle.")
"Hereeeeee's Johnny."

"Hey Stell - Lahhhhh!"

"Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!"

"Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops."

"We find the defendants incredibly guilty."

"What a dump!"

"I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen."

"What do you feel like doing tonight?" "I don't know, Ange. What do you feel like doing?"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the truth!"

"Made it Ma! Top of the world!"

"...she's my sister and my daughter."
AND
"Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown."

"When I want to know anything from you, I'll tell you, you long-legged son of a - " "If you want to call me that, smile."

(NOT "Smile when you say that." By the way, the quote first appeared in Buster Keaton's silent film Go West (1925) as an unspoken title card)
"Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera and so forth."

"Hasta la vista, baby."

"Licorice, mmmm. If there's anything I'm a sucker for, it's licorice."

"And the last thing he said to me, 'Rock,' he said, 'sometime when the team is up against it and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to go out there with all they've got and win just one for the Gipper.'"

"Shane. Shane. Come back. 'Bye, Shane."

"Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."

"I am Spartacus."

"Yes, Jane. You? Jane. ("Jane.") And you? You?" "Tarzan, Tarzan."

(NOT "(Me) Tarzan...(You) Jane.")
"In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed - but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long, Holly."

"You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man."

"Yeah, I was in the s--t."

"By gad, sir, you are a character, that you are. There's never any telling what you'll say or do next, except that it's bound to be something astonishing."

"Oh Beulah...Peel me a grape."

"You want a leg or a breast?"

"People here are funny. They work so hard at living they forget how to live."

"She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for."

"What do you mean, I'm funny?...You mean the way I talk? What?...Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f--kin' amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How'm I funny??...How the f--k am I funny? What the f--k is so funny about me? Tell me? Tell me what's funny!..."

"Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops, that is, depending on the breaks."

"Tell mama, tell mama all."

"...Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets."

"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them long winter evenings."

"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."

"Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against?" "What've you got?"

"Say, was you ever bit by a dead bee?"

"The horror...the horror."

"We belong dead."

"If we bring a little joy into your humdrum lives, it makes us feel as though our hard work ain't been in vain for nothin'."

"I am more interested in the Rock of Ages than I am in the age of rocks."

"Your eyes are full of hate, Forty-One. That's good. Hate keeps a man alive."

"It's no good. I've got to go back Amy...They're making me run. I've never run from anybody before."

"Oh, Moses! Moses! You stubborn, splendid, adorable fool!"

"The Grand Hotel. Always the same. People come. People go. Nothing ever happens."

"You shouldn't ask me for advice...When it comes to relationships with women, I'm the winner of the August Strindberg award."

"Now that we're through with Humiliate the Host...and we don't want to play Hump the Hostess yet...how about a little round of Get the Guests?"

"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

"You see, George, you really had a wonderful life. Don't you see what a mistake it would be to throw it away?"

"Now go out there and be so swell that you'll make me hate you."

"When you're slapped, you'll take it and like it."

"Mother, my mother, uh, what is the phrase? - she isn't qu-quite herself today."

"Get away from her, you bitch!"

"We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives."
AND
"Last night I saw a flying object that couldn't have possibly been from this planet...But I can't say a word! I'm muzzled by army brass!"
AND
"All you of Earth - are idiots!"

"I don't use a pen. I write with a goose quill dipped in venom."

"Where's the rest of me?"

"He's the village idiot!" "Yeah, what'd you do, place?"

"It's a sunny, woodsy day in Lumberton, so get those chain saws out. This is the mighty W-O-O-D. At the sound of the falling tree, it's 9:30. There's a whole lot of wood out there, so let's get goin'."
"Don't you f--kin' look at me!"

"No wire hangers!"

"How do you find your way back in the dark?" "Just head for that big star straight on. The highway's under it, and it'll take us right home."

"Oh, no. It wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast."

"He slimed me."

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning...smells like...victory."

"Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it."

"I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies."

"I'm the king of the world!"

"Lovely...lovely."

"I am married to an American agent."

"Now you've done it! Now you have done it!...You tore off one of my chests."

"I think it would be fun to run a newspaper."

"Yippie kay-yay, mother@#!%er."

"The Mouth of Truth. Legend is that if you're given to lying, you put your hand in there, it'll be bitten off."

"Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules." "You want me to hold the chicken, huh?" "I want you to hold it between your knees."

"My mother - a waitress!"

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?"

"Wait a minute! Wait a minute! You ain't heard nothin' yet. Wait a minute, I tell ya, you ain't heard nothin'! Do you wanna hear 'Toot, Toot, Tootsie!'?"

"Round up the usual suspects."
AND
"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

"Mama, that's the first time I stopped hugging first. I like that."

"Go, get the butter."

"Gentlemen, I give you a toast. Here's my hope that Robert Conway will find his Shangri-La. Here's my hope that we all find our Shangri-La."

"Behold the walls of Jericho! Uh, maybe not as thick as the ones that Joshua blew down with his trumpet, but a lot safer. You see, uh, I have no trumpet."
AND
"A good night's rest'll do you a lot of good. Besides, you got nothing to worry about: the walls of Jericho will protect you from the big bad wolf."

"Oh-oh-oh, sweet mystery of life - at last I found you!"
"Mama says stupid is as stupid does."

"Every time you hear a bell ring, it means that some angel's just got his wings."

- "I've often speculated why you don't return to America. Did you abscond with the church funds? Did you run off with a senator's wife? I like to think that you killed a man. It's the romantic in me."
- "It's a combination of all three."
- "What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?"
- "My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters."
- "The waters? What waters? We're in the desert."
- "I was misinformed."

"We all go a little mad sometimes... Haven't you?"

" I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die."

"Well, I believe in the soul, the c--k, the p---y, the small of a woman's back, the hangin' curveball, high fiber, good Scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent crap...I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

- "Surely you can't be serious."
- "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

" Oh! You cursed brat. Look what you've done. I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness."

"I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner."

"If you build it, he will come."

"They're here."

"Gort! Klaatu barada nikto."

"A thing worth having is worth cheating for."

"I am not an animal! I am a human being."

"Snakes. Why'd it hafta be snakes?"

"Well, a boy's best friend is his mother."

"We'll always have Paris."

"Food fight!"
AND
"Toga! Toga!"

"I suppose it'd been better if I'd never been born at all."

"Is it safe?"

"Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
AND
"I love it. God help me, I do love it so. I love it more than my life."

- "You know what they call a - a - a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Paris?"
- "They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?"
- "No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f--k a Quarter Pounder is."
- "Then what do they call it?"
- "They call it a 'Royale' with cheese."
- "A 'Royale' with cheese!...What do they call a Big Mac?"
- "A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it 'Le Big Mac.'"
- "'Le Big Mac!' What do they call a 'Whopper'?"
- "I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King."

"Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever."

"That's what makes us tough. Rich fellas come up an' they die an' their kids ain't no good, an' they die out. But we keep a-comin'. We're the people that live. They can't wipe us out. They can't lick us. And we'll go on forever, Pa... 'cause... we're the people."

"Houston - we have a problem."

"Shaken, not stirred."

"Never be jealous again. Never doubt that I love you more than the world. More than myself."

"Damn the torpedoes! Full steam ahead!"

- "And after you shot him, how did you feel then?"
- "Hungry."

"Aaaaawl-right-y-then."

"Sanctuary!"

" I'm walkin' here! I'm walkin' here!"

"But it's straight down the line for both of us."

"I'll live to see you - all of ya - hanging from the highest yardarm in the British fleet!"

"I'm NOT gonna be ignored, Dan."

"Will you bring me five more martinis, Leo? And line them right up here."

"When you give up your dreams, you die."

"For the woman - the kiss, for the man - the sword."

"Jungle Red."

"Magic Mirror on the Wall, Who is the fairest one of all?"

"I wouldn't worry too much about your heart. You can always put that award where your heart ought to be."

"That's, uh, quite a dress you almost have on."

"Well, I'll wear the darn clothes if you want me to - if-if you'll just, just like me."

"Goooood morning, Vietnam!"

"Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind."

"Roads? Where we're going we don't need - roads."

"Only my friends call me wop."

"I never dreamed that any mere physical experience could be so stimulating."

"Turn to the ri-i-ght."
AND
"I'll be taking these Huggies, and, uh, whatever cash you got."

"He's got a real purty mouth, ain't he?"

"I've wrestled with reality for thirty-five years, and I'm happy, Doctor, I finally won out over it."

- "Steady boy. Just keep telling yourself you're a girl."
- "I'm a girl...I'm a girl...I'm a girl."

"Get your stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty ape!"

"Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself: 'This is the best I'm ever going to look, the best I'm ever going to feel, the best I'm ever going to do,' and it ain't that great?"

"Frau Bleucher." (followed by the whinnying and neighing of horses)

"No patty fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times."

"I didn't recognize you. You should lay off those candy bars...You're a mess, honey."

"I'm such a fool, such an old fool. These are only tears of gratitude - an old maid's gratitude for the crumbs offered...You see, no one ever called me darling before."

"Well, if you get a good break, you'll be out of Tehachapi in 20 years and you can come back to me then. I hope they don't hang you, precious, by that sweet neck...Yes, angel, I'm gonna send you over. The chances are you'll get off with life. That means if you're a good girl, you'll be out in 20 years. I'll be waiting for you. If they hang you, I'll always remember you."

- "I'm in love with you."
- "Snap out of it!"

"It's a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done. It's a far, far better rest I go to than I have ever known."

"They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God."

"Kid - the next time I say, 'Let's go someplace like Bolivia,' let's go someplace like Bolivia."

"Hello, gorgeous."

"Hitler was better looking than Churchill, he was a better dresser than Churchill, he had more hair, he told funnier jokes, and he could dance the pants off of Churchill."

"She cut off her nipples with garden shears. You call that normal?"

"You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked, and I'm gonna stay right here and fight for this lost cause even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the Taylors and all their armies come marching into this place."

"I never drink wi-i-ine."

"Put me in your pocket, Mike."

"What a story! Everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end."

"Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight!"

"Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time."

"The only question I ever ask any woman is: 'What time is your husband coming home?'"

"Feed me! Feed me!"

"I forgot my mantra."

"Yo, Adriaanne!"

"One Rocco, more or less, isn't worth dying for."

"Your general appearance is not distasteful."

"They abide and they endure."

"I like to watch."

"You're a very nosy fellow, kitty-cat, huh? You know what happens to nosy fellows? Huh, no? Want to guess? Huh, no? OK. They lose their noses."

"You've nothing to stay for. You've nothing to live for really, have you? Look down there. It's easy, isn't it? Why don't you? Why don't you? Go on. Go on. Don't be afraid!"

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

"Want me to do your hair?

"Oh, Frank, my lips are hot. Kiss my hot lips."

"Attica! Attica!"

"Your mother's in here with us, Karras. Would you like to leave a message? I'll see that she gets it."

"This is not only a war of soldiers in uniform. It is a war of the people - of all the people - and it must be fought not only on the battlefield but in the cities and in the villages, in the factories and on the farms, in the home and in the heart of every man, woman and child who loves freedom...This is the people's war. It is our war. We are the fighters. Fight it, then. Fight it with all that is in us, and may God defend the right."

- "Overtaxed, overworked and paid off with a knife, a club or a rope."
- "Why, you speak treason."
- "Fluently."

"If I were not mad, I could have helped you. Whatever you had done, I could have pitied and protected you. But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart!"

"Because when you're a call girl, you control it, that's why. Because someone wants you...and for an hour...I'm the best actress in the world."

"Wendy, darling. Light of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya... I'm just gonna bash your brains in."

"O-Lan, you are the earth."

"You always said you could shoot. I never believed ya."

"People all say that I've had a bad break, but today - today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth."

"But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom. Case dismissed."

"Shapeley's the name - and that's the way I like 'em!"

"Say hello to my little friend."

"I ain't so tough."

"And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death."

"It was a toss-up whether I go in for diamonds or sing in the choir. The choir lost."

"I know you are, but what am I?

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"

"Only one thing counts in this life: Get them to sign on the line which is dotted...A. Always. B. Be. C. Closing. Always Be Closing."

"I killed you. Haunt me then. Haunt your murderer. I know that ghosts have wandered on the Earth. Be with me always. Take any form. Drive me mad. Only do not leave me in this dark alone where I cannot find you. I cannot live without my life. I cannot die without my soul."

"What do they think I am, dumb or something? Why I make more money than Calvin Coolidge put together."

"I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper?"

"Oh, and Senator, just one more thing. Love your suit!"

"Look, you shoot off a guy's head with his pants down, believe me, Texas is not the place you want to get caught."

"I don't know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go?"

"First the hunt, then the revels!"

"Now, she lies in 1,500 fathoms. And with her, more than half our shipmates. If they had to die, what a grand way to go! For now they lie all together with the ship we loved and they're in very good company. We've lost her, but they're still with her."

"I am Mata Hari, my own master."

- "I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth or eleven years in Twelveworth."
- "I tell you what I'll do. I'll take five and ten in Woolworth."

"Oh, oh, I've got a helmet. I've got a beauty."

"Outside, Countess. As long as they've got sidewalks, you've got a job."

"My eyes! I think I'm blind."

"That'll do, pig, that'll do."

"I have a head for business and a bod for sin. Is there anything wrong with that?"

"You see, every once in a while, I...I suddenly find myself dancing."

"Oh, Money, money, money! The Frankenstein Monster that destroys souls."

"Modern methods! Intensive training! Poppycock! Give a boy a sense of humor and a sense of proportion and he'll stand up to anything!"

"...Marry me and I'll never look at any other horse."

"Living, I'm worth nothing to her. But dead, I can buy her the tallest cathedrals, golden vineyards, and dancing in the streets. One well-directed bullet will accomplish all that."

"I've got to have more steps. I need more steps. I've got to get higher, higher!"

"Hey, Boo."

"Hoke, you're my best friend."

"I always look well when I'm near death."

"Sir, you have no call to get snippy with me."

"Schwing!"

"We go together, Laurie. I don't know why, maybe like guns and ammunition go together."

"Say, I like this: Early Nothing."

"Shall we just have a cigarette on it?"

"A white dress she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for one second. She didn't see me at all. But I'll bet a month hasn't gone by since that I hadn't thought of that girl."

"Honest, sensible, sober, harmless Holly Martins. Holly - what a silly name."

"You call this a happy family? Why do we have to have all these kids?"

"My, my, my! Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains."

"Why was I not made of stone like thee?"

"That's OK, we can walk to the curb from here."

"I'm not sure she's capable of any real feelings. She's television generation. She learned life from Bugs Bunny. The only reality she knows comes to her from over the TV set."

"With all my heart, I still love the man I killed!"

"I hated her so, I couldn't get her out of my mind for a minute. She was in the air I breathed, the food I ate."

"It was a hot afternoon, and I can still remember the smell of honeysuckle all along that street. How could I have known that murder can sometimes smell like honeysuckle?"

"Chivalry is not only dead, it's decomposed."
AND
"You have no idea what a long-legged gal can do without doing anything."

"I want to see that moon in the champagne."
AND
"I have a confession to make to you. Baron, you are a crook. You robbed the gentleman in 253, 5, 7, and 9. May I have the salt."

"So they call me Concentration Camp Erhardt?"

"Anybody here? Hey, Ol' Man, You home tonight?"

"You gentlemen aren't really trying to kill my son, are you?"

"Tonight, just tonight, she belongs to me! Tonight I want her to call me Mommy."

"Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?"

"Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you."

"You know, there are only two things more beautiful than a good gun: a Swiss watch or a woman from anywhere."

- "I can see your dirty pillows. Everyone will."
- "Breasts, Mama. They're called breasts."

"Let's go home, Debbie."

"When's the last time you picked your feet, Willy? Who's your connection Willy? What's his name?...I've got a man in Poughkeepsie who wants to talk to you. You ever been to Poughkeepsie? Huh? Have you ever been to Poughkeepsie?"

"He used to be a big shot."

"You ridiculous, old-fashioned, jug-eared, lop-sided Little Caesar!"

"...it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half."

"Personally, Veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young."

"I can't believe it. Right here where we live - right here in St. Louis."

"If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing."

"Get me to that bus stop and forget you ever saw me. If we don't make that bus stop...'Remember me.'"

"Just panties - what else do I need?"

"Folks back home used to say I could shoot a rifle before I was weaned."

"What I'm trying to say is, 'I'm not a drinker - I'm a drunk.'"

- "Are you decent?"
- "Me? Sure, I'm decent."

"Tell me, why is it every man who seems attractive these days is either married or barred on a technicality?"

"I've been thinking about you and me, how much alike we are. The mink-coated girls...We're sisters under the mink."

"The greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist."

"And I say the fellas who can make the hill on high should stop once in a while and help those who can't. That's all I'm trying to do with this money. Help the fellas who can't make the hill on high."

"I've never been alone with a man before - even with my dress on. With my dress off, it's most unusual. I don't seem to mind. Do you?"

"I have a very pessimistic view of life. You should know this about me if we're gonna go out. You know, I - I feel that life is - is divided up into the horrible and the miserable. Those are the two categories, you know. The - the horrible would be like, um, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. You know, and the miserable is everyone else. That's - that's - so - so - when you go through life - you should be thankful that you're miserable because you're very lucky to be miserable."

"It's the old, old story. Boy meets girl - Romeo and Juliet - Minneapolis and St. Paul!"

"Oh dear, we've become a race of Peeping Toms. What people ought to do is get outside their own house and look in for a change."

"Then she tried to sit in my lap while I was standing up."

"That's funny...That plane's dustin' crops where there ain't no crops."

"I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me."
AND
"I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me. Good-bye Dix."

- "I'd look good in a mink coat, honey."
- "You'd look good in a shower curtain."

"Don't apologize - it's a sign of weakness."

"I heard a scream, and I didn't know if it was me who screamed or not - if it was I or not."

- "What do you do? I mean, do you just ride around? Or do you go on some sort of a picnic or something?"
- "A picnic? Man, you are too square. I'll have to straighten you out. Now, listen, you don't go any one special place. That's cornball style. You just go."

- "Open the pod bay doors, HAL."
- "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
- "What's the problem?"
- "I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do."
- "What are you talking about, HAL?"

- "I'm going to take a bath."
- "I'll alert the media."

"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"

"I suppose you know you have a wonderful body. I'd like to do it in clay."

"You know, this floor used to be wood, but I had it changed. Valentino said, 'there's nothing like tile for a tango.'"

"Face it, girls, I'm older and I have more insurance."

"If there's anything in the world I hate, it's leeches - filthy little devils!"

"I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever."

"Look at that! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motors. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!"

"Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!"

"I was a better man with you, as a woman, than I ever was with a woman, as a man. Know what I mean? I just gotta learn to do it without the dress."

- "Margo, nothing you've ever done has made me as happy as your taking Eve in."
- "I'm so happy you're happy."

- "You wouldn't be able to do these awful things to me if I weren't still in this [wheel] chair."
- "But cha are, Blanche! Ya are in that chair!"

"You know those days when you get the mean reds...No, the blues are because you're getting fat or maybe it's been raining too long, that's all. The mean reds are horrible. Suddenly, you're afraid, and you don't know what you're afraid of. Did you ever get that feeling?...Well, when I get it, the only thing that does any good is to jump into a cab and go to Tiffany's. Calms me down right away. The quietness and the proud look of it. Nothing very bad could happen to you there."

"Don't you think it's better for a girl to be preoccupied with sex than occupied."

"You know something? I woke up this morning, you know, and the sun was shining and it was nice and all that type of stuff. Then the first thing - I saw you and, uh, I said, 'Boy, this is going to be one terrific day, so you better live it up, 'cause tomorrow you'll be nothing.' See? And I almost was."

"Well, la-dee-dah."

"Is this the way to Europe, France?"

"Perhaps he knew, as I didn't, that the Earth was made round so that we would not see too far down the road."

"The story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop."

"Flying's very dangerous. In 1987, there were thirty airline accidents. Two hundred and eleven were fatalities...Quantas never crashed."

"I get so tired of just being told I'm pretty."

"I feel the need - the need for speed!"

"Come on, darling. Why don't you kick off your spurs?"

"But don't you see. It's a matter of principle. If we give in now, there'll be no end to it. No...I'm adamant. I will not have an officer from my battalion working as a coolie!"

"Oh please, let me see her face when he kisses her."
AND
"All right, folks, you've seen enough. Move along, please. Come on, clear the sidewalk."

- "My yellow roses. My - daughter....I could offer you a comfortable home, a sunny garden, a congenial atmosphere, my cherry pies...What was the decisive factor? Uh, my garden?"
- "I think it was your cherry pies!"

"The happiest days are when babies come."

"It was my privilege to know him and to make him known to the world. He was a poet, a scholar, and a mighty warrior. He was also the most shameless exhibitionist since Barnum and Bailey."

"I could never answer to a whistle. Whistles are for dogs and cats and other animals, but not for children, and definitely not for me. It would be too humiliating."

"Better wed than dead."

"We've got to start thinkin' beyond our guns. Those days are closin' fast."

"The only way to stay out of trouble is to grow old, so I guess I'll concentrate on that. Maybe I'll live so long that I'll forget her. Maybe I'll die trying."

"All you have to do is turn the dial and you have all the company you want. Right there on the screen. Drama, comedy, life's parade at your fingertips."

"Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome."

"Could have been whole world - Willie Stark. The whole world - Willie Stark. Why did he do it to me - Willie Stark? Why?"

- "You're not gonna stick around for your share?"
- "Naah, I'd only blow it."

"God is dead! Satan lives! The year is One, the year is One! God is dead! Why don't you help us out, Rosemary? Be a real mother to Adrian. You don't have to join if you don't want to. Just be a mother to your baby. Minnie and Laura-Louise are too old. It's not right. Think about it, Rosemary."

"You're a disgrace to our family name of Wagstaff, if such a thing is possible. What's all this talk I hear about you fooling around with the college widow?"

"Hold it. The next man makes a move, the nigger gets it."

"You have to think about one shot. One shot is what it's all about. The deer has to be taken with one shot. I try to tell people that - they don't listen."

"You're out of order! You're out of order! The whole trial is out of order!"

"It's true, boys. Every word of it. He died like they said. All right, fellas. Let's go and say a prayer for a boy who couldn't run as fast as I could."

"Yes, it used to be beautiful - what with the rackets, whoring, guns."

"Ya wanna dance or would you rather just suck face?"

"The Gospel according to Brady! God speaks to Brady, and Brady tells the world!"

"It's just my imagination. Some people have flat feet. Some people have dandruff. I have this appalling imagination..."

"I can't stand a naked light bulb any more than I can a rude remark or a vulgar action."

"...a way of life based on one simple rule: Be kind."

"Simple phonetics. The science of speech. That's my profession, also my hobby. Anyone can spot an Irishman or a Yorkshireman by his brogue, but I can place a man within six miles. I can place him within two miles in London. Sometimes within two streets."

"That's wonderful sir, wonderful. I do like a man who tells you right out he's looking out for himself. Don't we all? I don't trust a man who says he's not."

"All right, so I'll go to the Stardust Ballroom. I'll put on a blue suit, and I'll go. And you know what I'm gonna get for my trouble? Heartache. A big night of heartache."

"I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe I've even loved you before I saw you."

"Because I am nuts about you, and I would go down on my knees to worship you if you really wanted me to. Bud, I can't get along without you. And I would do anything you'd ask me to. I would! I would! Anything!"

"Look up slowly, Ann. That's it. You don't see anything. Now look higher. Still higher. Now you see it. You're amazed. You can't believe it. Your eyes open wider. It's horrible Ann, but you can't look away. There's no chance for you Ann. No escape. You're helpless Ann, helpless. There's just one chance, if you can scream. But your throat's paralyzed. Try to scream Ann. Try. Perhaps if you didn't see it, you could scream. Throw your arms across your eyes and scream Ann, scream for your life."

- "You're not the man I knew ten years ago."
- "It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage."

"Joel, you wanna know somethin'?...Every now and then, say 'What the f--k!' 'What the f--k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (later, in voice-over) "My name is Joel Goodsen. I deal in human fulfillment. I grossed over eight thousand dollars in one night. Time of your life, huh kid?"

"I shall never forget the weekend Laura died..."
AND
"The best part of myself - that's what you are. Do you think I'm going to leave it to the vulgar pawing of a second-rate detective who thinks you're a dame? Do you think I could bear the thought of him holding you in his arms, kissing you, loving you?"

"Look, you fools. You're in danger. Can't you see? They're after you. They're after all of us. Our wives, our children, everyone. They're here already. You're next!"

"You see Hopsie, you don't know very much about girls! The best ones aren't as good as you probably think they are, and the bad ones aren't as bad, not nearly as bad."

"And if it should get dull, you can always go over to Tul-sa for the weekend."

"I love that you get cold when it's seventy-one degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're lookin' at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely. And it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."

"This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend."

"...a practical device which automatically feeds your men while at work. Don't stop for lunch. Be ahead of your competitor...the feeding machine will eliminate the lunch hour, increase your production, and decrease your overhead."

"...and while you're looking, listen. This is me, Marco talking. Fifty-two red Queens and me are telling you - you know what we're telling you? - it's over. The links, the beautifully-conditioned links are smashed. They're smashed as of now because we say so, because we say they ought to be smashed. We're bustin' up the joint, we're tearin' out all the wires, we're bustin' it up so good all the Queen's horses and all the Queen's men will never put ol' Raymond back together again. You don't work anymore. That's an order. Anybody invites you to a game of solitaire - you tell 'em: 'Sorry, buster, the ball-game is over!'"

"Pres, I can't believe it's you here. I dreamed about it so long. A lifetime. No, longer than that. I put on this white dress for you to help me tell ya how humbly I ask you to forgive me. Pres, I'm kneelin' to ya...to ask ya to forgive me and love me as I love you."

- "Mac, you ever been in love?"
- "No, I've been a bartender all my life."

"He must come, he must take me away, he must love me, he must. Morris will love me - for all those who didn't."

"Whatever your dream was, it wasn't a very happy one, was it?...Is there anything I can do to help?...You've been a long way away...Thank you for coming back to me."

"The men I know, and I've known dozens of them, oh, they're so nice, so polished, so considerate. Most women like that type. I guess they're afraid of the other kind. I thought I was, too. But you're so strong. You don't give. You take. Oh, Tommy, I could love you to death."

"Listen, I - I appreciate this whole seduction scene you got going, but let me give you a tip. I'm a sure thing."

"When we get home, Frank, then there'll be kisses, kisses with dreams in them. Kisses that come from life, not death."

- "Get back to Cairo. Get us some transport to England. Boat, plane, anything. Meet me at Omar's. Be ready for me. I'm going after that truck."
- "How?"
- "I don't know. I'm making this up as I go."

"Hide me, Eddie, p-p-p-puh-leeeease."

- "There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance...."
- "Which one am I?"
- "You're the worst kind. You're high maintenance, but you think you're low maintenance."

- "Fozzie, where did you learn to drive?
- "I took a correspondence course."

"I'm your number one fan."

"You better stop eyeballin' me, boy!"

- "Oh, I'll only be here twenty-four hours."
- "In a place like this, it could be a lifetime."

"Boy, I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals."

"Well now, what's it to be Lord? Another widow? How many has it been? Six? Twelve? I disremember. You say the word Lord, I'm on my way."

"How do you know what the world is like? Do you know the world is a foul sty? Do you know if you rip the fronts off houses you'd find swine? The world's a hell. What does it matter what happens in it? Wake up, Charlie! Use your wits. Learn something."

"And the necklace, Carlotta's necklace, there was where you made your mistake, Judy. You shouldn't keep souvenirs of a killing. You shouldn't have been, you shouldn't have been that sentimental."

Hudson Hawk

"I'll be back." - Originally from The Terminator, but went on to feature in several of his other films.

"Uzi 9mm" - Again from The Terminator. As everyone knows....

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle." - From T2, shortly before he beats up several bikers.

"Hasta la vista baby!" - T2, after freezing the T-1000 in liquid nitrogen and shooting it into a million tiny shards.

"I dropped him off." - Rather euphemistically in Commando, after being asked what he did with Sully, having dangled him by his legs over a cliff, before letting go.

"Let off some steam!" - In the fight at the end of Commando, against 'Village People' cast-off Bennett. Arnie impales the ugly fat bloke with a huge pipe, and steam bursts out of the end.

"I'm not going to shoot you between the eyes! I'm going to shoot you between the balls! - Not actually Arnie, but the aforementioned Bennett in Commando, shortly before Arnie spears him.

"What have you been feeding this thing?" , "Blondes." - Exchange between Rachael Ticotin and Arnie in Total Recall. When they meet in the sex club, she grabs his crotch and says the line.

"If I'm not me, who the hell am I?" - An understandably confused Arnie finding out all is not as it seems from himself in Total Recall.

"Consider this a divorce!" - Coolly said after shooting his 'wife' Sharon Stone through the head in Total Recall.

"Stick around!" - Predator. After impaling a bad guy with a hunting knife, pinning him to a door.

"You lose it out here, you're in a world of hurt." - Jesse Ventura as Blaine in Predator. Not long before getting his chest blown out by the Predator's plasmacaster.

"If it bleeds, we can kill it." - Arnie's simple solution in Predator.

"One ugly motherf*cker!" - Arnie's reaction to seeing the Predator behind the mask.

"I'm your twin brother!" , "Oh, obviously." - From Twins of course, as Arnie tells Danny DeVito his exciting surprise.

"Outstanding! Now all we need is a deck of cards." - A clearly impressed Hicks (Michael Biehn) after hearing Ripley's (Sigourney Weaver) plans for sealing off the complex from the Aliens.

"They mostly come out at night. Mostly." - A worried Newt (Carrie Henn) telling Ripley about the Aliens after the dropship crashlands and strands them on LV-426.

"We're in some really pretty shit now!" - Hudson (Bill Paxton) panicking as usual.

"What do you mean they cut the power? How can they cut the power? They're animals!" - Hudson panicking again as the lights go out.

"They're coming out of the walls! They're coming outta the goddamn walls!" - Hudson panicking once again.

"Game over, man!! Game over!" - And Hudson panicking once more.

"Yo! Stop your grinning and drop your linen!" - Hudson doing something useful for a change - finding the colonists. I've used this one at work a couple of times too..... Sad.

"Is this going to be a stand up fight, or just another bug hunt?" - One of the marines asking about the nature of their mission.

"There's going to be some juicy colonists daughters we have to rescue from their virginities." - Pre-mission banter between the over-cocky marines.

"Have you ever been mistaken for a man, Vasquez?" , "No, have you?" - The 'asking-for-it-really' Hudson trying to take the mick out of the butch female marine Vasquez, only to fall on his face again.

"Guess she didn't like the corn-bread either." - An aside from one of the marines about the quality of their rations as Ripley knocks a tray of it across the table during an argument with Bishop (Lance Henrikson).

"What the hell are we supposed to use, man? Harsh language?" - One of the marines after being ordered to give up their ammo in case they rupture the nuclear reactor they're under.

"I like to keep this handy for close encounters." - Hicks with his trusty shotgun.

"Get away from her you bitch!" - Ripley protecting Newt from the Alien Queen.

"And if just one of those bastards gets down here, you can just kiss this, all this, goodbye!" - Ripley whilst explaining to the board of the company why she felt it necessary to destroy their multi-billion dollar starship.

"Not bad....for a human..." - Bishop, only half the man he used to be, congratulating Ripley on a job well done.

"I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid." - Bishop to the others whilst they're arguing over who to send on a suicidal mission to summon the new dropship.

"I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." - Hicks echoing Ripley's sentiment for getting rid of the Alien menace once and for all.

The Lock, Stock Collection
I should warn you now - I could go on for hours with this film. It's just so cool, and Stuart and I have littered our everyday speech with these quotes. So we're sad. Deal with it, okay? Now read these:

"I mean, when they're not picking peanuts out of poo, they rip off unfortunate souls of their hard earned drugs." - Bacon (Jason Statham) extolling the virtues of his neighbours.

"You don't look like your average horti-f*cking-culturist." - Winston (Steven Mackintosh), slightly annoyed at Willie bringing home "a wasted girl and a bag of fertiliser" in plain sight.

"Arrggh! Shit! I've been shot!" , "I don't f*cking believe this. Will everyone please stop getting shot!" - Dog (Frank Harper) is less than impressed by the ineptitude of his cronies.

"If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got, or sharing a bed with the Anti-Christ, I want those guns quick!" - Barry The Baptist (Lenny McLean) showing his usual patience with the two inept Scouse thieves.

"Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?" , "Oh you must be the brains then. That's right, guns that fire shot." - Barry The Baptist having to spell it out to his Scouse friends.

"Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, f*ck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile." - The very worrying Soap (Dexter Fletcher) with his plan for scaring the bad guys.

"They've not seen daylight, moonlight, or Fanny by the Gaslight."
"They're not stolen. They just haven't been paid for yet."
"If you can't see a bargain here, you're not happy shopping, you're happier shoplifting." - Some of Bacon's sales patter for selling dodgy necklaces out of a suitcase in the street.

"Can we lock up and get drunk now?" - An exhausted Eddy (Nick Moran) after they've managed to hijack the drugs and money from their neighbours.

"If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth, or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything, I'll kill ya. In fact, you're going to have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya!" - A slightly annoyed Rory Breaker (Vas Blackwood) trying to find out from Nick The Greek (Stephen Marcus) where his drugs have gone.

"I don't wanna know who you use, as long as they're not complete muppets." - 'Ack-you-up-with-an-'atchet Harry Lonsdale (P H Moriarty) giving Barry his orders for stealing the antique muskets.

"You're not funny Tom. You're fat, and you look as though you should be. But you're not." - Soap arguing with Tom (Jason Flemyng) as usual.

"Advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos. You sell it with, I dunno, 'Does what no other dildo can do until now - the latest and greatest in sexual technology.'" - Fat Tom's get-rich-quick plan which wasn't really quick enough for Bacon and Soap.

"Where the f*ck.....did she come from?" - Dog, surprised by a young girl with a Bren gun.

"I'm gonna cut him. Make sure he knows he's dead." - Dog again, this time making sure Willie is not going to surprise them with a sword any more.

"How can you be concentrating on improving this lovely tan, and it is a lovely tan, by the way, when you've got more pressing priorities ahead?." - Big Chris (Vinnie Jones) extracting money from an unfortunate client of the tanning parlour.

"There is one more thing. It's been emotional." - Big Chris with one of the coolest lines of the film.

"Do you know what 'nemesis' means? A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c*nt. Me." - Brick Top (Alan Ford) letting the guys know who's the boss in 'Snatch'. Okay so it's not Lock, Stock. Sue me.

Stick around and I'll hopefully have some more quotes from Lock Stock, and soon after I'll hopefully include more from Guy Ritchie's other film - Snatch, which is also very cool. Just watch out for 'zee Germans'.....

The Monty Python Collection
Enough of all that, on to the Python team. It's a bit tricky this one, as a lot of the stuff I remember is from the series, although many of those sketches made it to the big screen in "And Now For Something Completely Different." Nevertheless I shall stick to the big films:

"And if it's not done by sunset, I'll cut yer balls off!" - Roman centurion (John Cleese) after telling Brian (Graham Chapman) to write out "Romans Go Home" in Latin 100 times across the walls of the Roman palace. (Life Of Brian)

"Welease Woger!" , "Welease Woderwick!" - and so on. Caesar (Michael Palin) granting freedom for some nominated slaves. (Life Of Brian)

"F*ck off!" , "How shall we f*ck off, oh Lord?" - Brian tells his disciples where to go, but one takes it a bit too literally. (Life Of Brian).

"Just what have the Romans ever done for us?" - Very famous bit from Reg (John Cleese), trying to justify killing the Romans, only to be shot down in flames by his group. (Life Of Brian)

"Blessed are the cheese makers?" - An avid listener, who, standing a bit far back from Jesus preaching on the mound, mishears one of his statements. (Life Of Brian)

"Biggus Dickus." - A friend of Caesar's with an amusing name. (Life Of Brian)

"It's only wafer-thin!" - The French chef (John Cleese) persuading Mr Creosote (Terry Jones) to finish his meal in style. (Meaning Of Life)

"Couldn't you have your balls cut off?" - One of the children, inquiring as to what his Dad (Michael Palin) could do to stop them having more children. (Meaning Of Life)

"Ah I see you have the machine that goes BING!" - The Hospital Administrator (Michael Palin), pleased that their money is being well spent. (Meaning Of Life)

"The salmon mousse!" - Death (John Cleese) pointing out what killed the unfortunate hostess and 'her' friends. (Meaning Of Life)

"Help, Help! I'm being repressed!" , "Bloody peasants!" - The peasant (Michael Palin) getting on the wrong side of Arthur, King Of The Britons (Graham Chapman). (The Holy Grail) Click to hear them!

"She's got huge....tracts of land." - The chieftain (Michael Palin) trying to explain to his son Herbert (Terry Jones) about how wonderful his wife to be is. (The Holy Grail)

"We are the Knights Who Say Ni!" - The three headed knight who waylays Arthur on his sacred quest. (The Holy Grail)

"I don't want to talk to you no more you empty-headed, animal food trough wipers. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries." - Some expert taunting from the Frenchman with the "outrageous French accent" (John Cleese) (The Holy Grail).

"A shrubbery!" - What the Knights Who Say Ni require as a gift from Arthur to allow him past. (The Holy Grail)

Well I could go on for ages, but since I haven't watched the Python films for a while, I can't remember many more, so I'll shut up in case any of you are bored. Most of the humour with these gags is visual though, and doesn't translate too well to the written page, especially if you're not familiar with the sketch or film.

Miscellaneous Quotes
So here's a collection of other quotes from various films that I've picked up along the way:

"Welcome to the real world." - Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne) after rescuing Neo (Keanu Reeves) from The Matrix.

"Unfortunately, no-one can be told what The Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself." - Morpheus being cryptic as usual in The Matrix.

"Buckle your seatbelt Dorothy, 'cos Kansas is going bye-bye." - Cypher (Joe Pantoliano) warning Neo of the experiences he is about to have.

"I know Kung Fu!" , "Show me." - An impressed Neo is given a lesson in combat by his mentor Morpheus in The Matrix.

"Guns. Lots of guns." - Neo outlining his plan to rescue Morpheus in The Matrix.

"Dodge this!" - Trinity (Carrie Anne Moss) getting one over on an Agent in The Matrix.

"Do you speaka any English? Do you understand the words coming out of my mouth?" - A frustrated Chris Tucker trying to get through to Jackie Chan in Rush Hour.

"I got news for you pal - you ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And Jack left town." - The frankly outstanding Ash (Bruce Campbell) in the superb Army Of Darkness.

"See this? This.....is my Boomstick!" - Ash again, showing his 'magical' shotgun to the bewildered peasants in Army Of Darkness.

Ray Stantz: "Because dickless here shut down the containment unit!"
Mayor: "Is this true?"
Peter Venkman: "Yes it's true. This man has no dick." - An exchange near the end of Ghostbusters, where Ray (Dan Aykroyd) and Peter (Bill Murray) try to explain what's going on to the mayor.

"He slimed me..." - Peter Venkman after his first encounter with the green hotel ghost in Ghostbusters.

"'Get her'? That was your plan, Ray?" - A bemused Peter Venkman after the Ghostbusters meet their first ghost.

"We came. We saw. We kicked it's ass!" - Venkman again, getting all the best lines, after busting the Slimer in Ghostbusters.

"Let me tell you about my mother..." - The replicant in Blade Runner, shortly before he goes mad and kills his interviewer at Tyrell Corp.

"Have you ever retired a human by mistake?" - A concerned Rachel (Sean Young) to Deckard (Harrison Ford) in Blade Runner.

"I put the Grrrrr in Swinger, baby!" - Austin 'Danger' Powers (Mike Myers) explaining his sexual prowess in The Spy Who Shagged Me.

"Get in mah belly!" - Fat Bastard (Mike Myers) wanting to eat baby-like Mini-Me (Verne Troyer) in The Spy Who Shagged Me.

"I ate a baby!" - Fat Bastard again showing his dietary preferences in The Spy Who Shagged Me.

"Felicity Shagwell, C.I.A. Shagwell by name, shag very well by reputation." - Miss Shagwell (Heather Graham) introducing herself to Austin Powers in The Spy Who Shagged Me.

"Just know I have a whole bag of 'Shhh' with your name on it." - Dr Evil (Mike Myers) putting his son in his place in The Spy Who Shagged Me.

"'Doctor' Evil! I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called 'Mister', thank you very much." - Dr Evil again getting the best lines in The Spy Who Shagged Me.

"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!" - Dr Evil unhappy with the quality of his secret lair in The Spy Who Shagged Me.

"Do you expect me to talk?", "No Mr Bond! I expect you to die!" - Classic exchange between James Bond (Sean Connery) and Auric Goldfinger (Gert Frobe) in Goldfinger.

"My style? You could call it the art of fighting without fighting." - An enigmatic Bruce Lee in the superb Enter The Dragon.

"If you were an ice cream, you'd be praline and dick." - An excellent put-down from Garth (Dana Carvey) in Wayne's World, and one of my favourite lines of all time.

"K...k..Ken's c...c..coming to k...k...kill me!" - A mocking Kevin Kline in A Fish Called Wanda.

"Dead or alive, you're coming with me." - Tough talking Robocop (Peter Weller).

"Murphy! It's you!" - A surprised Lewis (Nancy Allen) on seeing Robocop for the first time and recognizing her ex-partner, much to his confusion.

"Throw down your weapon! You have twenty seconds to comply!" - The rogue robot ED-209 shortly before painting the OCP offices a new shade with Mr Kinney's blood in Robocop.

"I work for Dick Jones....Dick Jones!.....He's number two guy at OCP........OCP runs the cops....You're...a....dumb....cop..." - Clarence Boddicker (Kurtwood Smith) unwittingly giving Robocop all the evidence he needs after having seven bells beat out of him.

"Well, give the man a hand!" - Clarence Boddicker again, shortly after shooting off Alex Murphy's hand.

"I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake!" - Dick Jones (Ronny Cox), similarly (conveniently?) giving his plans away shortly before trying to kill Robocop with an ED-209 robot.

"I'll buy that for a dollar!" - The guy who keeps popping up on the television in Robocop, surrounded by bimbos, keeps saying this. Later echoed by one of the bad guys.

"They'll fix you. They fix everything." - Robocop at the end of the film, to Lewis after she tells him what a mess she is.

"I...am...The Law!" - Sylvester Stallone as Judge Dredd, reading the perps their rights.

Wolverine: "Hey, hey, it's me!"
Cyclops: "Prove it."
Wolverine: "You're a dick."
Cyclops: "Okay." - Great exhange from the X-Men between Wolverine (Hugh Jackman) and Cyclops (James Marsden).

Wolverine: "There's someone here."
Cyclops: "Where?"
Wolverine: "I dunno. Keep your eye open." - Another little dig from Wolverine in the X-Men.

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." , "Hit it!" - Elwood and Jake Blues (Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi) getting ready to go in The Blues Brothers.

"Whose motorcycle is this?", "It's a chopper, baby.", "Whose chopper is this?", "Zed's.", "Who's Zed?", "Zed's dead baby. Zed's dead." - Butch (Bruce Willis) and Fabienne (Maria de Medeiros) ride off into the sunset in Pulp Fiction.

"What now? Well, let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a coupla hard pipe-hittin' niggas, who'll go to work on the pair of homies here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. Hear me talkin' hillbilly boy?! I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna git medieval on your ass!" - Less than happy Marsellus Wallace (Ving Rhames) about to get vengeance in Pulp Fiction.

"Any of you f*cking pigs move, and I'll execute every motherf*cking last one of you!" Yolanda/Honey Bunny (Amanda Plummer) going for it in Pulp Fiction.

"Sausages taste good. Pork chops taste good.", "Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know 'cause I'll never eat the filthy motherf*cker." - Vincent (John Travolta) and Jules (Samuel L. Jackson) discussing the merits of pig products in Pulp Fiction.

"Mmmhmm. This is a tasty burger!" - Jules enjoying someone else's food in Pulp Fiction

"AK-47. For when you absolutely positively have to kill every motherf*cker in the room! Accept no substitute!" - Arms dealer Samuel L.Jackson advertising his wares to Robert De Niro in Jackie Brown.

"For the past fifteen minutes now, you've been droning on about names. 'Toby...Toby...Toby...Toby Wong...Toby Wong...Toby Wong...Toby Chung...f*ckin' Charlie Chan.' I got Madonna's big dick coming outta my left ear, and Toby the Jap-I-don't-know-what, coming outta my right." - Exasperated Mr White (Harvey Keitel) in Reservoir Dogs.

"Yeah, yeah, but Mr. Brown? That's a little too close to Mr. Shit." - Mr Brown (Quentin Tarantino) clearly unimpressed with the new name he's been given in Reservoir Dogs.

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some Fava beans, and a nice Chianti." - Doctor Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins) explaining how his last patient fared in Silence Of The Lambs.

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" - Do I really need to tell you who said this and in what film? Okay, Michael Caine, in The Italian Job.

"We don't need no education" (The Wall)
"No ticket." (Silent Bob, Dogma)
"..." (Silent Bob, verscheidene films)
"ENGAGE" (Picard, TNG)
"But captain, the engines can't take it anymore" (Scotty, TOS)
"I'm a doctor, not an engineer" (verschillende doctoren, Star Trek)
"Kill... me....." (Alien 1 en 3)
"Here I come, to save the day" (Mighty Mouse)
"Who's that good looking guy in the mirror" (Johnie Bravo)
"Last one who kills the bad guy buys the beer" (Lost in Space)
"When... does.. the hurting... stop.." (Terrible Thunderlizzards)
"His name was Robert Paulson" (Fight Club)
"Shaken, not sturbed" (James Bond, ik snap niet waarom die nog niet genoemd was)
"Here's Johnie!" (Johnie Five)
"De Cock, met C O C K" (Baantjer)
"We come in peace" (Mars Attacks)
"Is that your gun, or do you just like me" ( )

Frank: " Why would anyone do this? "
Ed: " Sex Frank? "
Frank: " No not now Ed, we have work to do. "

Vrouw: " Is this some kind of bust? "
Drebin: " It's very impressive, yes. "

Frank: " I think we can all handle this like the mature adults we are, can't we, Mr. Poopy Pants? "

Frank: " Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts. "

" Well would you look at that......Its the missing evidence in the Kellner case. My God! He really was innocent! He went to the chair five years ago Frank... "

Frank: " Have you noticed anything different about him? "
Jane : " Well, only that he's a foot taller, and he seems to be left-handed now.... Frank, what are you trying to tell me? That Quentin has somehow found an exact double for Dr. Mainheimer and that tomorrow that double will give a fraudulent report to the president? "
Frank : " Why that's brilliant, that's a lot better than what I came up with. "

Frank: " Hector Savage. From Detroit. Ex-boxer. His real name was Joey Chicago."
Ed: " Oh, yeah. He fought under the name of 'Kid Minneapolis'. "
Nordberg: " I saw 'Kid Minneapolis' fight once. In Cincinnati."
Frank : " No you're thinking of 'Kid New York'. He fought out of Philly."
Ed : " He was killed in the ring in Houston. By Tex Colorado. You know, the 'Arizona Assassin'. "
Nordberg: " Yeah, from Dakota. I don't remember it was North or South. "
Frank : " North?!. South Dakota was his brother. From West Virginia. "

"Nordburg, it's me, Frank! Now who did this to you?"
"I Love You."
"I love you too, Nordburg. Who were they?"
"Ship. Boat."
"That's right, Nordburg, a boat. Now, when you're better, we'll go sailing together on a boat. We'll take a cruise just like last year."
"No, drugs..."
"Hey nurse! Get this man some drugs, quick! Can't you see he's in pain? Give him a shot, quickly!"
"No, no, heroin. Heroin, Frank!"
"Nordburg, that's a pretty tall order. You're gonna have to give me a couple of days on that one."

"Nice beaver!"
"Thank you. I just had it stuffed."
"Let me help you with that."

De peptalk van Drebin en Ed...:

Ed: "That's no way for a man to die."
Frank : "Yeah, you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening, that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine. Having your nuts bit off by a laplander, that's the way I wanna go!"
Huilende Wilma: "Oh Frank, oh this is terrible."
Ed: "Don't you worry, Wilma. Your husband is going to be alright. Don't you worry about anything. Just think positive. Never let a doubt enter your mind."
Frank : "He's right, Wilma. But I wouldn't wait until the last minute to fill out those organ donor cards."

Ed : "What I'm tryin' to say is that, Wilma, as soon as Nordburg is better, he's welcome back at Police Squad."
Frank: : "Unless he's a drooling vegetable. But I think that's only common sense."

Johns: How's it look?
Riddick: Looks clear.
[They step forward, and a creature jumps at them. They fight and kill it.]
Johns: You said it was clear!
Riddick: I said it *looked* clear.
Johns: Well, how does it look now?
Riddick: Looks clear.

Uit Airplane.

Sergeant Hartman in Full metal jacket net voordat ie word neergeschoten door de doorgedraaide private pyle

enne..

Private Joker: How can you shoot women and children?
Door Gunner: Easy... you don't lead 'em so much. [laughs] Ain't war hell?!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the marine corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps!

"this is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooting, this is for fun."

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: How tall are you, private?
Pvt. Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high. <- heel goed gevonden

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fuckin' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you!

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Op zondag 30 september 2001 23:05 schreef _araphor_ het volgende:

"No ticket." (Silent Bob, Dogma)

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"Shaken, not sturbed" (James Bond, ik snap niet waarom die nog niet genoemd was)

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"Here's Johnie!" (Johnie Five)

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"Pain??? How dare u use that word!! *licht uit spot aan* I.....AM.....PAIN!!!" *kettingen schiet*

enne *denk*

"explorers in the further regions of experience, demons to some, angels to others.."

en natuurlijk eind deel 1

"come.... to daddy......"

ik had het natuurlijk over hellraiser

in deel 3 zaten ook wel paar leuke one-liners, maar dat is geen echte hellraiser meer

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door SunChaser op 12-11-2001 13:26]

I can blow.

Oh, you can blow?

Well I'm a mushroomcloud layin' motherfucker, motherfucker

Jules en Vincent die de auto schoonmaken nadat Vincent iemands hoofd er afgeblazen heeft.

Wel een leuke: Maar buurman wat doet u nu?

Say hello to my Lil' friend - Tony Montana Scarface

Fuck Caspar Gomez, and fuck the fucking Diaz brothers. Fuck em all. I burie those cockroaches. - Tony Montana Scarface

All I have in this world is my word and my balls, and I don't break for nobody. - Tony Montana Scarface

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse. Vito Corleone / Michael Corleone Godfather

How you doin' -Joey van Frieds

I got to get me one of these! - Will Smith ID4

Ciao principessa! - Roberto Begnini La Vita e Bella

There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

Jules - Pulp Fiction

This is a tasty burger. Jules - Pulp Fiction

You're sending the wolfman?
Shit negro, thats all you had to say. Jules - Pulp Fiction

Dit zijn mijn quotes, zoals jullie zien een grote PF fan.

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Op maandag 12 november 2001 13:29 schreef SunChaser het volgende:
Wel een leuke: Maar buurman wat doet u nu?

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"hoe wilt u betalen? cash, Visa, American Express?"
"nee, polaroid"

^{zal wel net iets fout zijn, maar het gaat om het idee}

[McClane tries to call up police]
Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

Eddy: They're armed.
Soap: Armed, armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!

Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.

Plank: Ah! They shot me!
Dog: Well, shoot em back!

En nog een paar uit Snatch:

Customs official: Do you have anything to declare, sir?
Avi: Yeah. Don't go to England.

Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this instance by an 'orrible cunt... me!

Brick Top: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again.

Vinny: Why are we stopped here? Whats wrong with that spot?
Tyrone: It's too tight.
Vinny: Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that!

Uit Shrek:

Donkey: I've got a dragon here, and I'm not afraid to use it!