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Ik zat gisteren in een café en daar kwam een dikkige, kleine man van een jaar of vijfitg met een wit stoppelbaardje en die zei:
'Buy me a beer.'
Ik zei: 'I'd love to, but I don't have any money.'
Hij gaf me drie euro en toen heb ik een biertje voor 'm gehaald.
Hij zei: 'I talk. You listen. OK?'
'OK.'
'Do you know what Lamai is?'
'No.'
'It's a small city in Vietnam, I was there. There were no men, only women and babies. All the men were in the forest fighting the Americans. I've seen them falling.'
'Who?'
'The women. And the babies.'
'OK.'
'We were with...twenty, maybe thirty helicopters. DUGGADUGGADUGGADUGGADUGGADUGGADUG!'
'OK.'
'I must have killed more than two thousand people.'
'OK.'
'You know Idi Amin?'
'Idi Amin?'
'Yeah, Idi Amin.
'No.'
'It was my job to kill him.'
'So, did you kill him?'
'No, too much security, but last year, I killed four ministers in Europe and one in Asia.'
'OK, so where was this?'
'Bosnia, Bhutan.'
'OK.'
'I'm going to Denmark tomorrow, It'll be just half an hour work, but you know, big, big money.'
'So who are you working for?'
'The CIA.'
'OK.'
'Son, do you want to write a book?'
'Yeah, sure. I'd love to.'
'Tweny years of killing, that's my story.'
'OK.'
'Tonight, I want to drink. Buy me another beer.'
'I don't have any money.'
'Shit.'
"The world will note that the first atomic bomb was dropped on Hiroshima, a military base."