God is thinking it's time for a holiday. But he doesn't know where to go. So he asks peter: 'Tell me, peter, where should i go for a nice holiday?' 'Well', said peter, 'I heard Mars is lovely this time of year.' 'No,' said god, I went there a few decades ago, it was rather boring' So peter said: 'well, what about the sun then? Very warm there.' 'A little too hot even, last time I was there I got a sunstroke. And it's rather boring there.' 'Well, then you should go to earth,' replied peter, 'always a lot happening there.' 'Oh no,' said god, 'I'm not going back there again. You know, I visisted earth 2000 year ago, had a lot of fun, met a nice jewish girl, and I STILL haven't heard the end of it!'
Mary had a little lamb
Then Mary had dessert