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Wat is BeF?BeF staat voor Bier en Frituur, dus! En alles, maar dan ook álles, in deze reeks draait om deze hemelse goederen. Als je dus wat te zeiken hebt over hoe erg je wel niet van bier en/of frituur walgt, ben je bij deze reeks niet aan het juiste adres, want wij, BeF-ers, veréren het! Het begon eens met een idee van Havoc...
In zo'n reeks zijn natuurlijk weinig regels, maar om ervoor te zorgen dat het niet uit de hand loopt, hier twee (!) dingen waar je je aan dient te houden als poster in BeF:
Quotes:
"Bier, het hemelse goud.. het spul waar heel Fok!kend Nederland van houdt..
Frituur, het duivelse goed... het is o zo vet.. maar ja.. het voedt... " © Janetje
"Stervende hoeren kankerbierdrinkers.. dat jullie een trein mogen koppen." © xwrrw
"Het goudgele vocht, krokante portie friet, BeF zij geprezen!" © Litso
"Bierflesjes in je doos stouwen onder de doffe lentezon, dá's pas sfeervol." © Chowi
"How quickly we forget our principles in the sight of temptationbeer." © Misstique
"Hihi ik zei komen!" © clumsy_clown
"Zou c_c pijpen voor een breezer?" © rompompom
"Ik kom nooit klaar." © Chowi
"Het interesseert me allemaal niet zo." © Jackson. PC-fr34k - BeFers paradise
It's always around me, all this noise
But not nearly as loud as the voice saying
"Let it happen, let it happen (It's gonna feel so good)
Just let it happen, let it happen"
But not nearly as loud as the voice saying
"Let it happen, let it happen (It's gonna feel so good)
Just let it happen, let it happen"
Got it. Ik kom zo wel die kant op.quote:Op zaterdag 3 juni 2006 18:57 schreef JDude het volgende:
[..]
Ik heb er net wat koud gelegd. [knipoog] [knipoog].
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Dat was tevens een fipo.
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
.
Heb je stiekem rechten?quote:Op zaterdag 3 juni 2006 19:02 schreef Misstique het volgende:
En centraal!
Ik wilde knopjes zeggen, maar die heb je sowieso wel .
.
It's always around me, all this noise
But not nearly as loud as the voice saying
"Let it happen, let it happen (It's gonna feel so good)
Just let it happen, let it happen"
But not nearly as loud as the voice saying
"Let it happen, let it happen (It's gonna feel so good)
Just let it happen, let it happen"
Neuh .quote:Op zaterdag 3 juni 2006 19:05 schreef JDude het volgende:
[..]
Heb je stiekem rechten?
Ik wilde knopjes zeggen, maar die heb je sowieso wel .
.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Ze licht Dagonet gewoon in, en post dan zelf, zodat het lijkt dat ze hem centraal heeft gezet.quote:Op zaterdag 3 juni 2006 19:05 schreef JDude het volgende:
[..]
Heb je stiekem rechten?
Ik wilde knopjes zeggen, maar die heb je sowieso wel .
Ik heb haar door, ze is sluw.
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Heul niet. Dago zit beneden te lezen. .quote:Op zaterdag 3 juni 2006 19:06 schreef Chowi het volgende:
[..]
Ze licht Dagonet gewoon in, en post dan zelf, zodat het lijkt dat ze hem centraal heeft gezet.
Ik heb haar door, ze is sluw.
.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Wat leest 'ie?quote:Op zaterdag 3 juni 2006 19:07 schreef Misstique het volgende:
[..]
Heul niet. Dago zit beneden te lezen. .
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Een boek van Tad Williams ofzo, maar kan zijn dattie al in een volgende is begonnen. Dat valt niet bij te houden. .quote:
.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Mannen die lezen zijn tôf. . Vooral als ze veel lezen, dan zijn ze nog toffer. .quote:Op zaterdag 3 juni 2006 19:09 schreef Misstique het volgende:
[..]
Een boek van Tad Williams ofzo, maar kan zijn dattie al in een volgende is begonnen. Dat valt niet bij te houden. .
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Hij leest gemiddeld 3 boeken per week.quote:Op zaterdag 3 juni 2006 19:10 schreef Chowi het volgende:
[..]
Mannen die lezen zijn tôf. . Vooral als ze veel lezen, dan zijn ze nog toffer. .
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
, .quote:Op zaterdag 3 juni 2006 19:11 schreef Misstique het volgende:
[..]
Hij leest gemiddeld 3 boeken per week.
, 
.Als we gaan meeten, hč, neem die Dago van je dan ook mee. Hij lijkt me cool IRL.
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Is goed. Maar denk erom: he's miiiiiiiinnnnee. .quote:Op zaterdag 3 juni 2006 19:13 schreef Chowi het volgende:
[..]
, .
Als we gaan meeten, hč, neem die Dago van je dan ook mee. Hij lijkt me cool IRL.
.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Hij is veel te oud voor mij. .quote:Op zaterdag 3 juni 2006 19:16 schreef Misstique het volgende:
[..]
Is goed. Maar denk erom: he's miiiiiiiinnnnee. .
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Leeftijd is ook maar een getal.quote:
It's always around me, all this noise
But not nearly as loud as the voice saying
"Let it happen, let it happen (It's gonna feel so good)
Just let it happen, let it happen"
But not nearly as loud as the voice saying
"Let it happen, let it happen (It's gonna feel so good)
Just let it happen, let it happen"
Goed punt.quote:
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Je hebt gelijk, maar misschien overtuig ik Miss-miss ermee dat ik geen interesse in hem heb en dat ik hem haar gun.quote:
Ofzó!
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Dat dan weer wel.quote:Op zaterdag 3 juni 2006 19:19 schreef Chowi het volgende:
Je hebt gelijk, maar misschien overtuig ik Miss-miss ermee dat ik geen interesse in hem heb en dat ik hem haar gun.
Ofzó!
It's always around me, all this noise
But not nearly as loud as the voice saying
"Let it happen, let it happen (It's gonna feel so good)
Just let it happen, let it happen"
But not nearly as loud as the voice saying
"Let it happen, let it happen (It's gonna feel so good)
Just let it happen, let it happen"
Ik ga maar eens wat aan het eten doen. Gegroet.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Laptop.
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Looptap.quote:Op zaterdag 3 juni 2006 19:41 schreef Chowi het volgende:
Laptop.
Hoe handig is dat. Een tap die je overal mee naartoe neemt.
It's always around me, all this noise
But not nearly as loud as the voice saying
"Let it happen, let it happen (It's gonna feel so good)
Just let it happen, let it happen"
But not nearly as loud as the voice saying
"Let it happen, let it happen (It's gonna feel so good)
Just let it happen, let it happen"
Lijkt me ook. Zodat je zelfs je eigen biertje kan tappen als je op de WC zit.quote:Op zaterdag 3 juni 2006 19:51 schreef JDude het volgende:
[..]
Looptap.
Hoe handig is dat. Een tap die je overal mee naartoe neemt.
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
mijn broertje... Kwam even de band van de pizzabrommer oppompen... rijdtie weg, zegtie "ik boek hem weer"
wat moet ik doen?
is hij nog te redden?
wat moet ik doen?
is hij nog te redden?
Verveling is voor vrouwen die zittend plassen.quote:Op zaterdag 3 juni 2006 19:51 schreef clumsy_clown het volgende:
Bah. Verveling.
It's always around me, all this noise
But not nearly as loud as the voice saying
"Let it happen, let it happen (It's gonna feel so good)
Just let it happen, let it happen"
But not nearly as loud as the voice saying
"Let it happen, let it happen (It's gonna feel so good)
Just let it happen, let it happen"
Je moet hem heel hard uitlachen, en een briefje op zijn voorhoofd plakken met "scootersjonnie".quote:Op zaterdag 3 juni 2006 19:53 schreef mcDavid het volgende:
mijn broertje... Kwam even de band van de pizzabrommer oppompen... rijdtie weg, zegtie "ik boek hem weer"
wat moet ik doen?
is hij nog te redden?
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
zou dat helpen?quote:Op zaterdag 3 juni 2006 19:55 schreef Chowi het volgende:
[..]
Je moet hem heel hard uitlachen, en een briefje op zijn voorhoofd plakken met "scootersjonnie".
quote:Op zaterdag 3 juni 2006 19:53 schreef mcDavid het volgende:
de pizzabrommer
Nee.quote:is hij nog te redden?
It's always around me, all this noise
But not nearly as loud as the voice saying
"Let it happen, let it happen (It's gonna feel so good)
Just let it happen, let it happen"
But not nearly as loud as the voice saying
"Let it happen, let it happen (It's gonna feel so good)
Just let it happen, let it happen"
quote:Op zaterdag 3 juni 2006 19:24 schreef Misstique het volgende:
Ik ga maar eens wat aan het eten doen. Gegroet.
Geen idee, maar als je er foto's van maakt, en deze vervolgens post, heb ik weer wat te lachen.quote:
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
En staand poepen.quote:Op zaterdag 3 juni 2006 19:54 schreef JDude het volgende:
[..]
Verveling is voor vrouwen die zittend plassen.
De diarree uit je knieholtes schrobben ja.quote:Op zaterdag 3 juni 2006 19:59 schreef mcDavid het volgende:
[..]
ik vermoed dat je dan daarna wel wat te doen hebt, hoor!
Subtiel!quote:Op zaterdag 3 juni 2006 20:00 schreef clumsy_clown het volgende:
De diarree uit je knieholtes schrobben ja.
It's always around me, all this noise
But not nearly as loud as the voice saying
"Let it happen, let it happen (It's gonna feel so good)
Just let it happen, let it happen"
But not nearly as loud as the voice saying
"Let it happen, let it happen (It's gonna feel so good)
Just let it happen, let it happen"
Bah.quote:Op zaterdag 3 juni 2006 20:00 schreef clumsy_clown het volgende:
[..]
De diarree uit je knieholtes schrobben ja.
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
It's always around me, all this noise
But not nearly as loud as the voice saying
"Let it happen, let it happen (It's gonna feel so good)
Just let it happen, let it happen"
But not nearly as loud as the voice saying
"Let it happen, let it happen (It's gonna feel so good)
Just let it happen, let it happen"
dat bedoel ikquote:Op zaterdag 3 juni 2006 20:00 schreef clumsy_clown het volgende:
[..]
De diarree uit je knieholtes schrobben ja.
Ik ga Dribbel_ ten huwelijk vragen.
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
O.quote:Op zaterdag 3 juni 2006 20:36 schreef Chowi het volgende:
Ik ga Dribbel_ ten huwelijk vragen.
It's always around me, all this noise
But not nearly as loud as the voice saying
"Let it happen, let it happen (It's gonna feel so good)
Just let it happen, let it happen"
But not nearly as loud as the voice saying
"Let it happen, let it happen (It's gonna feel so good)
Just let it happen, let it happen"
Goedmaakseks?quote:
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Dat dacht je.quote:
It's always around me, all this noise
But not nearly as loud as the voice saying
"Let it happen, let it happen (It's gonna feel so good)
Just let it happen, let it happen"
But not nearly as loud as the voice saying
"Let it happen, let it happen (It's gonna feel so good)
Just let it happen, let it happen"
Okay, jammer dan!quote:
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Ik heb nog een lijst af te werken, zie ik.
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Ééntje kun je er schrappen.quote:Op zaterdag 3 juni 2006 20:48 schreef Chowi het volgende:
Ik heb nog een lijst af te werken, zie ik.
It's always around me, all this noise
But not nearly as loud as the voice saying
"Let it happen, let it happen (It's gonna feel so good)
Just let it happen, let it happen"
But not nearly as loud as the voice saying
"Let it happen, let it happen (It's gonna feel so good)
Just let it happen, let it happen"
