We dont ship to the Netherlands #3

hahaha het is al bijna een hele dag aan de gang.

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you: is that true?
George: no
you: why not?
you: it's very lucrative
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:34 schreef Qunix het volgende:

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Geef de link maar

www.qvc.com aan de linkerkant live help

lekker wat chinees bestellen.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:34 schreef Qunix het volgende:

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Geef de link maar

https://www.qvc.com/asp/frameset.asp?dd=/cshtml/cs_helpmenu.asp?s=close&nest=/cshtml/cs_help.html?cont=mhcs&cm_re=PAGE-_-CS-_-CUSTOMERSVC

astu, wel op place an order drukken he

Deze mensen hebben echt pas een slechte maandag.. haha Dit maakt mijn werkdag weer een beetje leuk

OMG, die Beverly B die weet et ook ff niet meer

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you: Howdy
George: busy
you: Busy?
you: It's always a busy day in the Chinese food business
George: yes, that fucking dutch people
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:42 schreef KillerRabbit75 het volgende:
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George: yes, that fucking dutch people
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Henk: Hello Michelle
Michelle: hello
Henk: I would like to order something
Michelle: Are you familiar with how to order on QVC.com?
Henk: I would like 1 Bami pangang, Red meat in sauce, Sambal bij, and uiteraard Kroepoek
Henk: Can it be shipped to holland
Henk: ?
Michelle: I am sorry we do not ship outside the United States
Michelle: What else may I help you with?
Henk: Well as i said, i would like sum chinese food
Michelle: Unless you have further QVC business, I will be forced to disconnect this chat. What more QVC business may I help you with?
Henk: Well you may ship it to the Netherlands, does it include the hot sauce?
Henk: how do they call that anyway?
Michelle: As I stated before we do not ship out side the US
Michelle: I will have to release this chat
Henk: I'll miss you
Henk: Give my regards to George please, love you, bye
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Henk: !
Henk: bye
Henk: Well?
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Volgens mij vernielen wij George z'n eenmanszaakje hier

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Adam: i would like to place an order
Sheila R: And how would I be able to assist you in placing this order sir ?
Adam: Do you ship to the netherlands?
Sheila R: No I am sorry we do not ship internationally .
Sheila R: I am sorry for the inconvenience.
Sheila R: Do you have anything else I can help you with?
Adam: Not even to the netherlands? weed windmills wooden shoes that kinda stuff?
Adam: Have you ever been in amsterdam btw?
Adam: Hello?
Sheila R: No I am sorry we do not ship and I have never been . There is alot to see right here in my own country .
Sheila R: What else may I help you with?
Adam: i would like to order something
Adam: wait a second
Sheila R: Will you be shipping it in the United States?
Adam: To the netherlands
Sheila R: I am sorry as stated above we do not ship to the Netherlands.
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Adam: well i can TRY to get it shipped to holland, can't i?
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Adam: but ill try anyway
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Adam: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
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Adam: fokstraat 436 Fokkerdorp 4337FO
Adam: The Netherlands
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Adam: but im so hungry, oh and yes i have some other business related questions for you
Adam: how much would it cost to ship it to the netherlands anyway?
Adam: i would be willing to pay for all the extra costs
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Adam: oh im sorry
Adam: but i was serious
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Prachtig, werkelijk waar

Hij zei tegen me net dat hij er al meer dan 40 heeft gehad vandaag. dat is tot nu dus.
Maar ik weet niet hoe laat we met George zijn begonnen.

Kim is helaas minder meegaand.


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Charlie: well?
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Charlie: that's my name
Kim C: Do you have anything else I can help you with?
Charlie: well actually there is
Charlie: do you ship chinese food to the netherlands?
Kim C: No not lately.
Charlie: how about indonesian food?
Charlie: a bit more spicey but also really nice
Kim C: No.
Charlie: burgers?
Kim C: Unfortunately Charlie we do not ship outside of the United States. BUt, you have a great day.
Charlie: so you do ship burgers?
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you: Do you only sell, or is there a repair service also
George: only sell
you: because I'm kinda hung on my server
you: Mmmmm what can I do about chinese food in the server
George: great
George: bye
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hehe George is cool!

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:49 schreef Mr24z het volgende:
Hij zei tegen me net dat hij er al meer dan 40 heeft gehad vandaag. dat is tot nu dus.
Maar ik weet niet hoe laat we met George zijn begonnen.

nog niet zo lang iig

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you: what's taking you so long?
you: I'd like to order a server.
George: idiot dutch people
George: ok
George: great
you: a sunfire 1000
George: it's sold out
you: and the 2000?
George: also sold out
George: we're sold out completely
George: bye


Hij is nu helemaal gek aan het worden

you: you are getting crazy of dutch people, right?
George: yes
you: they only want food, and shoes
you: what do you do to them?
you: block them?
George: i'll contact george bush and i'll ask for an atom bomb
George: bye

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:51 schreef Volvoman het volgende:
you: you are getting crazy of dutch people, right?
George: yes
you: they only want food, and shoes
you: what do you do to them?
you: block them?
George: i'll contact george bush and i'll ask for an atom bomb
George: bye

zou prachtig zijn als we straks CNN halen en sjors doppeljieuw een toespraak houdt met vermanende en misplaatste woorden.

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George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hey, George
you: I would like to order a part, but I have a question
George: ok?
you: Could you ship it to Holland?
George: yes
you: The Netherlands, like right next to Germany
George: yes, i know, drugs and tulips
George: and irritating people
George: crazy dutch people
you: Why?
George: the whole country has asked me questions
you: I would like Nasi-goreng with sambal, please
George: fuck off

eorge: hello, can i help you?
you: Hello, I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia. Would it be possible to ship them to the netherlands? and before you close this conversation *cough* could you tell me how many of "us dutchies" you've had today? ^^
you: we're moving over to QVC btw
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:51 schreef Volvoman het volgende:
you: you are getting crazy of dutch people, right?
George: yes
you: they only want food, and shoes
you: what do you do to them?
you: block them?
George: i'll contact george bush and i'll ask for an atom bomb
George: bye

LOL !!