We dont ship to the Netherlands #3

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:18 schreef KillerRabbit75 het volgende:
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you: You might want to open a Chinese food store.
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hehe

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:19 schreef matthijst het volgende:
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we moeten daar natuurlijk wel collectief "placing an order" kiezen he

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you: Hi its me, your wife
George: i have no wife
George: bye

Zielig..

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:57 schreef gekjongk het volgende:
you: Why not Nigeria?
George: they don't pay

Whehe dit doet me aan deze prank call denken: http://www.guzer.com/videos/prank_call_turbin.php

Nou snap ik waarom ik die Live Help niet open krijg. Hij staat in mijn host file

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you: how much is it?
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you: da's niet cheap....
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Dave is een beetje een droogkloot.

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you: Georgy?
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hij had er geen zin in bij mij

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you: do you sell microwaves??
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Het is gewoon niet grappig meer.

george heeft me geblokt

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:27 schreef mart89 het volgende:
george heeft me geblokt

waarom dat?

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George heeft een trauma aan chinees, gok ik zo.

Dave is kwaad


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you: hi dave
you: ever considered to open a chinese food store?
Dave: No
you: seems to be enough interests in it from your customers though
you: how about indian food
you: ?
Dave: NO
you: indonesian food?
you: it's really spicey and fruity you know
Dave: We don't sell food
you: and more healthy than a burger !
you: so you would state that food could not be a home decoration?
you: since you guys sell home decorations
Dave: Yes
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: well, could you just run to the indian foodshop for me and get some fresh samosa's for me, wrap them in a food container and send them off to the netherlands?
you: i'd be grateful
you: they don't sell them here as far as I know
you: and while you're at it, grab me a diet coke too
you: medium-sized
Dave: We don't do FOOD
you: you eat it don't you?
you: a burger might be nice too
you: those really big ones
you: quarterpouders you call them, don't you?
you: probably could feed an entire somalian family with one of them
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:14 schreef kanaiken het volgende:
you: What is the meaning of life?
Dave: the awnser is 42

Iemand moet hem even vertellen dat hij het goede boek met lezen ipv de paupere film kijken. En dat ie 25 mei een handdoek mee moet nemen naar z'n kippenhok

george wordt echt gek

hahaahah

Dave: No George will sell chinese food, I have heard.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:27 schreef Syytön het volgende:
Het is gewoon niet grappig meer.

vergis je je echt in.

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Fokzor: do you take orders?
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Fokzor: oh
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Fokzor: and do you ship to holland?
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Fokzor: oh
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Pff het is weg

Maar ik zei dus tegen George.
Is dit niet frustrerend, praten tegen domme Hollanders? HIj zei: Ja.
Ik: Waarom doe je er dan niks aan?
Hij: Ik blokkeer irritante mensen
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