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Nu allemaal om die server gaan vragen.quote:George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi
you: I want to order a server.
you: I want to order a Sun Fire v40z
George: it's sold out
you: Oh, too bad.
you: Bye
George: bye
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Ah, het is eigenlijk ook wel zielig voor hem.
ook niet eerlijk ...quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:48 schreef Sheepcidus het volgende:
Die dave werd beetje boos. mag niet meer d'rin.
George: hello, can i help you?
you: i would like to chat with you
you: youre very famous here
George: very nice
George: ok
you: ever been on fok.nl
George: no
George: i don't understand dutch
you: you seems a cool guy and we are keeping you from your job, arent we
you: i can translate for you
you: anyway, al those dutch people are chatting with you today, right? Thats because of a topic on a forum We dont ship to the Netherlands #3
you: where are you from?
George: new york, usa
you: and what is your age? Is your real name George? I am from Holland, but you already know.
George: i'm 30, my real name is george, bye
you: i would like to chat with you
you: youre very famous here
George: very nice
George: ok
you: ever been on fok.nl
George: no
George: i don't understand dutch
you: you seems a cool guy and we are keeping you from your job, arent we
you: i can translate for you
you: anyway, al those dutch people are chatting with you today, right? Thats because of a topic on a forum We dont ship to the Netherlands #3
you: where are you from?
George: new york, usa
you: and what is your age? Is your real name George? I am from Holland, but you already know.
George: i'm 30, my real name is george, bye
Zoals ma kamper piet zegt:
~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:49 schreef matthijst het volgende:
Online casino:
matthijst: Keep an eye on Ebay, cause I might have to sell my two kids who might otherwise starve
to death because of you!
kun je alleen mailen ofzo? als ik live help doe doet tie alleen een schermpje wat zichzelf afsluit na send
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TVP.
Stel dat er geen hypothetische veronderstellingen bestaan.
Is dit een schijnvraag waarin het antwoord al besloten ligt?
>>> Geen referrertje in sigs <<<
Is dit een schijnvraag waarin het antwoord al besloten ligt?
>>> Geen referrertje in sigs <<<
George: hello, can i help you?
you: my name is deborah
you: something went wrong ... our connection broke down
you: so, you're busy at the moment, maybe you want to chat another time?
George: maybe
George: bye
H
you: my name is deborah
you: something went wrong ... our connection broke down
you: so, you're busy at the moment, maybe you want to chat another time?
George: maybe
George: bye
H
Zoals ma kamper piet zegt:
~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
haha, het gesprek met Dave is dan toch eindelijk afgelopen
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Dave: How may I help you today?
you: dave, wassup
you: gone already?
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: well, actually, there is
you: as I understood, you guys were selling home appliances, right?
Dave: Yes
you: great
you: so that would include vacuum cleaners?
you: different models?
you: are you also into wholesale?
Dave: Yes we sell vacuum cleaners
you: fantastic; what's your cheapest model
you: and what's the 20+ price
Dave: Please hold one moment
you: ok
you: dave, I'm not going to live forever you know
Dave: I can not find the item you specified.
you: I'm asking for the cheapest model, you just told me that you were selling vacuum cleaners
you: so why can't you seem to find any vacuum cleaners then?
Dave: I apoligize we do not sell vacuum cleaners.
you: what?
you: you just told me you did
you: it is recognized to belong in the 'home appliances' division of electronic products, now is it?
you: I suppose I need not even have to ask whether you guys sell electric toothbrushes or not?
Dave: No, I apoligize again.
you: what exactly *do* you sell
Dave: HomeVisions has fantastic values on all the latest decorating trends for every room in your house.
you: so basically, you sell curtains
you: ?
you: dave, this is really starting to annoy me
Dave: Yes on of our products we sell are curtains
you: it takes you 5-10minutes to answer a single question even my grandmother of 92 years old, half blind, could answer; please make some more haste
you: ok
you: do you also sell toilet decorations?
Dave: I have multiple clients asking questions at the moment please have patience.
you: sounds to me that it is time to have some colleagues of yours start helping you out
you: how many of you are there at the moment?
Dave: Just me at the moment
you: hm
Dave: My colleagues don't work mondays
you: and how many people are currently trying to talk to you?
you: then why are you?
Dave: Monday isn't ussually this busy, I'm talking to twelve different clients.
you: it isn't that busy? do you guys have a national holiday or something, being the reason that it is so busy unexpectedly at the moment?
Dave: I do not know
you: I don't know either
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: well, I just asked you, you just didn't answer
you: about the toilet decorations?
Dave: Yes, can your repeat your squestion.
you: what are the other people asking about by the way, maybe I can come up with some good ideas for decorating my own house with
you: I already did; so, do you have an answer to my question?
Dave: They are asking about chinese food
you: so you're also providing a chinese food establishment next to your home decorations??
you: that's a first
Dave: No
you: so why are they asking you about it then?
Dave: I have to close them each time
Dave: I do not know
you: close the chinese food shops?
Dave: I have to close their help requests
you: oh ok
you: when will you be finished do you think?
Dave: We sell bath decorations
you: but no toilet decorations?
Dave: We do
you: great! finally some good news
you: do you also sell those toilet lids with barbed wire painted on them?
you: I've been looking all over for them you know
Dave: No
you: damn
you: any other nice designs?
you: not that standard?
Dave: We sell rug sets to decorate your bathroom
you: those furry things, looking like a bear's skin?
Dave: We sell them in multiple colours
you: also with an animal's head still attached to it?
you: do you sell beaver skins?
Dave: No
you: hm
you: do you also ship to the netherlands?
Dave: No
you: why not?
Dave: We currently only ship orders to the contiguous 48 states.
you: I have been to canada and US a few years ago and I was really flabbergasted by your decorations for bathrooms and toilets
Dave: Yes
you: so netherlands is considered to be a non-contiguous state of the US?
Dave: The Netherlands isn't a state within the United States.
you: got any idea where it is located?
Dave: It's located in Europe
you: you're probably the first american I have spoken to who actually knows that and doesn't say something like it's the capital of aruba or something!
you: got any idea what the capital city is named?
Dave: Amsterdam
you: man you're good!
Dave: No I'm educated
you: and what country is located next to netherlands?
you: really? in what?
Dave: in answering stupid questions
you: Dave, congratulations, you've just earned $ 500,00 and got your 15 minutes of fame on TV!
Dave: really?
you: yes; go and take a look out that window and tell me if you see a car standing there, camera from the rear window
Dave: can't leave my cubicle, I'm not up for a break for at least 2 hours
you: who's going to tell? there's nobody there, you said so yourself
Dave: I'd still have to go through the shop
you: well, tell them that you are experiencing explosive diarrhea and that you will have to, for their sake, find yourself a bush!
you: or don't you want to cash your $ 500,00 for this prank you've just been pulled?
Dave: Is there any specific question I can help you with?
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Dave: How may I help you today?
you: dave, wassup
you: gone already?
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: well, actually, there is
you: as I understood, you guys were selling home appliances, right?
Dave: Yes
you: great
you: so that would include vacuum cleaners?
you: different models?
you: are you also into wholesale?
Dave: Yes we sell vacuum cleaners
you: fantastic; what's your cheapest model
you: and what's the 20+ price
Dave: Please hold one moment
you: ok
you: dave, I'm not going to live forever you know
Dave: I can not find the item you specified.
you: I'm asking for the cheapest model, you just told me that you were selling vacuum cleaners
you: so why can't you seem to find any vacuum cleaners then?
Dave: I apoligize we do not sell vacuum cleaners.
you: what?
you: you just told me you did
you: it is recognized to belong in the 'home appliances' division of electronic products, now is it?
you: I suppose I need not even have to ask whether you guys sell electric toothbrushes or not?
Dave: No, I apoligize again.
you: what exactly *do* you sell
Dave: HomeVisions has fantastic values on all the latest decorating trends for every room in your house.
you: so basically, you sell curtains
you: ?
you: dave, this is really starting to annoy me
Dave: Yes on of our products we sell are curtains
you: it takes you 5-10minutes to answer a single question even my grandmother of 92 years old, half blind, could answer; please make some more haste
you: ok
you: do you also sell toilet decorations?
Dave: I have multiple clients asking questions at the moment please have patience.
you: sounds to me that it is time to have some colleagues of yours start helping you out
you: how many of you are there at the moment?
Dave: Just me at the moment
you: hm
Dave: My colleagues don't work mondays
you: and how many people are currently trying to talk to you?
you: then why are you?
Dave: Monday isn't ussually this busy, I'm talking to twelve different clients.
you: it isn't that busy? do you guys have a national holiday or something, being the reason that it is so busy unexpectedly at the moment?
Dave: I do not know
you: I don't know either
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: well, I just asked you, you just didn't answer
you: about the toilet decorations?
Dave: Yes, can your repeat your squestion.
you: what are the other people asking about by the way, maybe I can come up with some good ideas for decorating my own house with
you: I already did; so, do you have an answer to my question?
Dave: They are asking about chinese food
you: so you're also providing a chinese food establishment next to your home decorations??
you: that's a first
Dave: No
you: so why are they asking you about it then?
Dave: I have to close them each time
Dave: I do not know
you: close the chinese food shops?
Dave: I have to close their help requests
you: oh ok
you: when will you be finished do you think?
Dave: We sell bath decorations
you: but no toilet decorations?
Dave: We do
you: great! finally some good news
you: do you also sell those toilet lids with barbed wire painted on them?
you: I've been looking all over for them you know
Dave: No
you: damn
you: any other nice designs?
you: not that standard?
Dave: We sell rug sets to decorate your bathroom
you: those furry things, looking like a bear's skin?
Dave: We sell them in multiple colours
you: also with an animal's head still attached to it?
you: do you sell beaver skins?
Dave: No
you: hm
you: do you also ship to the netherlands?
Dave: No
you: why not?
Dave: We currently only ship orders to the contiguous 48 states.
you: I have been to canada and US a few years ago and I was really flabbergasted by your decorations for bathrooms and toilets
Dave: Yes
you: so netherlands is considered to be a non-contiguous state of the US?
Dave: The Netherlands isn't a state within the United States.
you: got any idea where it is located?
Dave: It's located in Europe
you: you're probably the first american I have spoken to who actually knows that and doesn't say something like it's the capital of aruba or something!
you: got any idea what the capital city is named?
Dave: Amsterdam
you: man you're good!
Dave: No I'm educated
you: and what country is located next to netherlands?
you: really? in what?
Dave: in answering stupid questions
you: Dave, congratulations, you've just earned $ 500,00 and got your 15 minutes of fame on TV!
Dave: really?
you: yes; go and take a look out that window and tell me if you see a car standing there, camera from the rear window
Dave: can't leave my cubicle, I'm not up for a break for at least 2 hours
you: who's going to tell? there's nobody there, you said so yourself
Dave: I'd still have to go through the shop
you: well, tell them that you are experiencing explosive diarrhea and that you will have to, for their sake, find yourself a bush!
you: or don't you want to cash your $ 500,00 for this prank you've just been pulled?
Dave: Is there any specific question I can help you with?
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
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you: Hi... I've a question.
George: hello, can i help you?
you: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
you: how fast do you deliver ?
George: WE DON"T SELL FOOD
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Whahaha
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you: Hi... I've a question.
George: hello, can i help you?
you: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
you: how fast do you deliver ?
George: WE DON"T SELL FOOD
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Whahaha
Wtf, ik had dat schermpje met George open, ik liep even weg van de pc, en toen ik terug kwam stond er dat ik getypt had dat hij op forums keek en dat hij een saaie lul was.
Errr????? Htf kan dat?
Edit: Ik weet het al, een vriend gaf een link, en typte dat vervolgens zelf, dat kwam toen ook bij mij op het scherm.
Errr????? Htf kan dat?
Edit: Ik weet het al, een vriend gaf een link, en typte dat vervolgens zelf, dat kwam toen ook bij mij op het scherm.
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George: hello, can i help you?
you: If expenses are paid for, would you be willing to come to a Dutch TV show? Huge fanbase here?
you: Story is getting bigger and bigger, you just made the 8 o clock news in Holland
you: 3 million viewers
you: What would it take to get you on a plane wednesdayevening?
George: bye
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You are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
you: If expenses are paid for, would you be willing to come to a Dutch TV show? Huge fanbase here?
you: Story is getting bigger and bigger, you just made the 8 o clock news in Holland
you: 3 million viewers
you: What would it take to get you on a plane wednesdayevening?
George: bye
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Haters everywhere but I don't really care.
Ze hadden honger.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:53 schreef Eland het volgende:
Moet iedereen nou hetzelfde Chinese gerecht als ik bestellen?
Mary had a little lamb
Then Mary had dessert
Then Mary had dessert
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:52 schreef greatgonzo het volgende:
kun je alleen mailen ofzo? als ik live help doe doet tie alleen een schermpje wat zichzelf afsluit na send
Bij tijd en wijle aanwezig...
Dave: can't leave my cubicle, I'm not up for a break for at least 2 hoursquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:57 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
haha, het gesprek met Dave is dan toch eindelijk afgelopen
-knip-
Da's gewoon slavendrijverij
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