We dont ship to the Netherlands #3

Wie heeft als is met Joe gechat?
Hij is alleen een beetje traag...

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:44 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
Zijn we er al achter waarom Kevin zichzelf Jose noemt trouwens?

fetish

Ik met Naomi. zometeen maar ns vragen wat voor cupmaat ze heeft.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:44 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
Zijn we er al achter waarom Kevin zichzelf Jose noemt trouwens?

travestiet jeweet

Hilarische Topic reeks

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:39 schreef Qunix het volgende:

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hey, ook een Ray!

Heb trouwens nog wel een IP om vanavond nog ff wat vanaf te klieren naar ze, dus de lol houdt aan

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:39 schreef Qunix het volgende:

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Hm, het was Ray.

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Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Ray'
W.E. Coyote: Ray
W.E. Coyote: Hi
Ray: How may I assist you today
W.E. Coyote: I need an Acme volvo oil trap
W.E. Coyote: got any?
Ray: We dont ship to the Netherlands 213.132.184.2
Ray: 85.145.144.198
Ray: 85.145.192.55
Ray: 82.173.209.116
W.E. Coyote: what about that?
Ray: we are going to shut down your ISP, I suggest you and your friends stop abusing this web service
W.E. Coyote: what ISP?
W.E. Coyote:
W.E. Coyote: Ray, I'm dead serious
W.E. Coyote: just tell me if you have that oil trap
Ray: So am I
W.E. Coyote: Well, go on, tell me
W.E. Coyote: quite a funny link btw; where did you get that, didn't know you guys were such fans of that website
Ray: Your forum provider has turned you in
W.E. Coyote: you'd wish
Ray: No, thats fact[/b]
W.E. Coyote: well, go on
Ray: Have a nice day
W.E. Coyote: ray, tell me
W.E. Coyote: you told me he turned us in
W.E. Coyote: to whom?
W.E. Coyote: you?
W.E. Coyote: well?
[end]

Deze komt uit het vorige topic is al van een tijdje terug dus.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:36 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
En weer een nieuwe!


Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Ray'
W.E. Coyote: Ray
W.E. Coyote: Hi
Ray: How may I assist you today
W.E. Coyote: I need an Acme volvo oil trap
W.E. Coyote: got any?
Ray: We dont ship to the Netherlands 213.132.184.2
Ray: 85.145.144.198
Ray: 85.145.192.55
Ray: 82.173.209.116
W.E. Coyote: what about that?
Ray: we are going to shut down your ISP, I suggest you and your friends stop abusing this web service
W.E. Coyote: what ISP?
W.E. Coyote:
W.E. Coyote: Ray, I'm dead serious
W.E. Coyote: just tell me if you have that oil trap
Ray: So am I
W.E. Coyote: Well, go on, tell me
W.E. Coyote: quite a funny link btw; where did you get that, didn't know you guys were such fans of that website
Ray: Your forum provider has turned you in
W.E. Coyote: you'd wish
Ray: No, thats fact[/b]
W.E. Coyote: well, go on
Ray: Have a nice day
W.E. Coyote: ray, tell me
W.E. Coyote: you told me he turned us in
W.E. Coyote: to whom?
W.E. Coyote: you?
W.E. Coyote: well?
[end]


Die Ray is snel op de kast gejaagd

Dit was die van Ray; ook wel grappig om te zien dat ze in ieder geval weten waar iedereen vandaan komt.

omg dit gaat hard!

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:47 schreef Hugo- het volgende:

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Hm, het was Ray.
[..]

Deze komt uit het vorige topic is al van een tijdje terug dus.

dat zei ik al ja; heb de relevante passages even vet gemaakt.

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Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
you: Yes can you ship the products to Holland?
George: yes, to all countries except nigeria
you: Thanks
George: bye
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.

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Seth: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Balkenende: Hi.
Balkenende: Do you know who I am?
Seth: No..
Balkenende: I'm the prime minister of the Netherlands.
Balkenende: And I want to say, I'm a bit dissapointed, because you don't ship products to this beautiful country.
Seth: It is our company policy.
Balkenende: But I'm the prime minister, don't you make an exeption for me?
Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
Seth: We do not provide any service to NETHERLANDS.
Seth: We sell Automobile parts for US manufactured cars only in US
Balkenende: But I'm the prime minister, and I drive Volvo, don't you like that? Aren't you honoured that you can speak to me?
Balkenende: Well, I guess I'll go then, bye.

Hmm, voor Balkenende maken ze dus ook geen uitzondering.

[ Bericht 6% gewijzigd door Hugo- op 15-05-2006 18:11:18 ]

TS maak een mooiere OP met wat mooiere voorbeelden en wat links en http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=audio&file=dwaas.wav

Uit het vorige topic: We dont ship to the Netherlands

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you: yes
you: what does your company do?
George: ok
George: we sell servers
you: in holland to?
George: we ship to holland, yes
George: we ship to all countries, except nigeria
you: why not nigeria if i may ask?
George: they don't pay
you: oke

Die moeten we hebben, die verstuurd wel naar Nederland

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Forcefuzz: Do you ship to the Netherlands?

Marianne: We only ship within the US.

Forcefuzz: Hm, and what if i don't live in the US?

Marianne: We cannot ship the medication if that is the case.

Forcefuzz: What do you sell anyway?

Marianne: We do have different medication here, you can check it through this website.

Forcefuzz: Only medication?

Marianne: Yes, that is correct.

Forcefuzz: Do you also sell medicational weed?

Marianne: No Forcefuzz. we do not sell that kind of medication. If you want to check all the medication, you can check that through this website.

Whehe, dit is vet!!

en wat betreft deze:

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:17 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
heb ik nou een IP ban of is m'n NAT table gewoon vol?

Inderdaad geblokkeerd

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George: hello, can i help you?
you: Yes, what products do you sell?
George: servers
you: Only the servers? Or also the installation of it?
George: no
George: only the servers
you: Do you ship to the Netherlands?
George: yes, we ship to all countries except nigeria
you: Why not Nigeria?
George: they don't pay
you: What makes you think the other countries will?
George: yes

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You are now chatting with 'Dave'
Dave: How may I help you today?
you: i want to buy car parts
Dave: We don't sell car parts.
you: what do you sell?
Dave: We sell home appliances
you: do you have computers?
Dave: No
you: well give me some examples of what you sell then
Dave: We sell home appliances, sir.
you: yes i know
you: but home appliances are electronical stuff too
you: but you just said you didnt sell computers, which are electronical if im right
Dave: We only sell appliances around the house.
you: my computer is in my house
you: well if i put it in my garden do you sell it?
Dave: You can make an order at http://www.homevisions.com.
you: why didnt you tell me you sold furniture
you: i want to buy a pink server with a bunny tail
you: dont forget the flashing lights
Dave: We don't sell computers.
you: i know
you: i didnt say i want to buy it from you guys, did i?


verveling op zn top

Ik lach me wat af hier

Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'Dave'
Dave: We at homevisions.com hope we can help you with your questions
you: good afternoon
you: i have a question
Dave: How may I help you today?
you: you take orders?
Dave: No, you can go to http://www.homevisions.com to make your order.
you: oh, but I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
you: and can you ship it to the netherlands?
Dave: We only sell home appliances.
you: Hello?
you: No chinese food?
Dave: No
you: but im so hungry :|
Dave: We have many kitchen appliances for sale.
you: Could you make some food for me then? Using your kitchen appliances?
Dave: We only sell ur products, sir.
you: But, when you have kitchen appliances, you would be able to make some food for me, right?
you: I'd very much apreciate it
Dave: I can't oblige to your request, sir. I do apoligize.
you: Oh, but can you ásk someone to make me some food then? and ship it to: Fokstraat 41 2235FO The Netherlands?
you: Hello, are you there?
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: Yea,
you: how long do you have this job btw?
you: how long do you have this job btw?

toen was ie stil

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:54 schreef Alpine69 het volgende:

't is leuker om naar die lui toe te gaan waar we eerst waren, die zijn al 'ingewerkt', deze nog niet

of deze
bij george

George: hello, can i help you?
you: hello
you: yes, you can
you: i have a nice server in my room
you: but it is ugly
you: so i was wondering if you had some nice looking servers
George: no
George: servers are not for showing
you: all grey and boring ones?
George: yes
you: do you have silver ones too?
George: no
you: hmm... if i pay an extra fee, can i get a pink server with flashing lights and bunny tail?
George: maybe
you: what would it cost extra? (percents or cash)
George: 1 million dollar
you: thats worth concidering
you: but does that include shipping to the netherlands?
George: yes
you: hurray!
you: *does the chicken dance*
you: do you also sell chinese food

best rlxte gast nog

you: Why not Nigeria?
George: they don't pay

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:54 schreef Alpine69 het volgende:
You are now chatting with 'Dave'
Dave: How may I help you today?
you: i want to buy car parts
Dave: We don't sell car parts.
you: what do you sell?
Dave: We sell home appliances
you: do you have computers?
Dave: No
you: well give me some examples of what you sell then
Dave: We sell home appliances, sir.
you: yes i know
you: but home appliances are electronical stuff too
you: but you just said you didnt sell computers, which are electronical if im right
Dave: We only sell appliances around the house.
you: my computer is in my house
you: well if i put it in my garden do you sell it?
Dave: You can make an order at http://www.homevisions.com.
you: why didnt you tell me you sold furniture
you: i want to buy a pink server with a bunny tail
you: dont forget the flashing lights
Dave: We don't sell computers.
you: i know
you: i didnt say i want to buy it from you guys, did i?

Ik moest hardop lachen!