We dont ship to the Netherlands #3

Whehe dit doet me aan deze prank call denken: http://www.guzer.com/videos/prank_call_turbin.php

Nou snap ik waarom ik die Live Help niet open krijg. Hij staat in mijn host file

Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'Dave'
Dave: Hello. How may I assist you?
you: hi dave
you: what do you sell?
Dave: HomeVisions has the ideas and products to help you coordinate an entire room beautifully.
you: i'd like to have een dubbele wopper met cheese en keen koffie verkeerd.
you: how much is it?
Dave: 500$
you: da's niet cheap....
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator


Dave is een beetje een droogkloot.

http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/53293569/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=53293569&byhref=1

Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'Ed'
Ed: How may I help you today?
William: Hi, where are u from?
Ed: Bellevue Washington near Seattle
William: What can we chat about?
William: Found this link on google, said "wants to chat"
Ed: This is a drum store not a chat lline
William: Drums for gasoline?
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.

Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi, some friends told me that you have great Chinese food, so I'd also like to place an order
you: or is this the wrong place for Chinese food?
you: Georgy?
George: bye
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.

hij had er geen zin in bij mij

quote:

Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'George'
you: help
George: hello, can i help you?
you: my chinese food is cold
you: do you sell microwaves??
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated by the site operator.

Het is gewoon niet grappig meer.

george heeft me geblokt

quote:

Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:27 schreef mart89 het volgende:
george heeft me geblokt

waarom dat?

Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi
you: I heared you have a Chinese restaurant?
George: NO
you: Can i have 2 Foe jong hai please
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated by the site operator.

George heeft een trauma aan chinees, gok ik zo.

Dave is kwaad


Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'Dave'
Dave: Hello. How may I assist you?
you: hi dave
you: ever considered to open a chinese food store?
Dave: No
you: seems to be enough interests in it from your customers though
you: how about indian food
you: ?
Dave: NO
you: indonesian food?
you: it's really spicey and fruity you know
Dave: We don't sell food
you: and more healthy than a burger !
you: so you would state that food could not be a home decoration?
you: since you guys sell home decorations
Dave: Yes
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: well, could you just run to the indian foodshop for me and get some fresh samosa's for me, wrap them in a food container and send them off to the netherlands?
you: i'd be grateful
you: they don't sell them here as far as I know
you: and while you're at it, grab me a diet coke too
you: medium-sized
Dave: We don't do FOOD
you: you eat it don't you?
you: a burger might be nice too
you: those really big ones
you: quarterpouders you call them, don't you?
you: probably could feed an entire somalian family with one of them
Dave: Thank you for chatting. Good-bye.
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.

quote:

Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:14 schreef kanaiken het volgende:
you: What is the meaning of life?
Dave: the awnser is 42

Iemand moet hem even vertellen dat hij het goede boek met lezen ipv de paupere film kijken. En dat ie 25 mei een handdoek mee moet nemen naar z'n kippenhok

george wordt echt gek

hahaahah

Dave: No George will sell chinese food, I have heard.

quote:

Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:27 schreef Syytön het volgende:
Het is gewoon niet grappig meer.

vergis je je echt in.

Welcome to QVCs live chat service. This is 'Kim C'. How may I assist you?
Fokzor: Hello
Fokzor: are you a real person?
Kim C: How can I help you>
Fokzor: by telling me if you're a real person or a bot, if the first then i have some questions for you
Fokzor: Hello?
Kim C: Do you have anything else I can help you with?
Fokzor: Yes
Fokzor: do you take orders?
Kim C: No, I am sorry I don't take orders.
Fokzor: oh
Fokzor: but
Fokzor: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
Kim C: Please place the order from the homepage of qvc.com.
Fokzor: how fast can you deliver?
Fokzor: and do you ship to holland?
Kim C: We do not ship to Holland, Netherland, or England.
Fokzor: oh
Kim C: How else may I assist you?
Fokzor: then i have another question
Fokzor: Do you know what's gonna happen?
Fokzor: a lot of dutch people will ask about chinese food and ask silly questions.. good luck today
Kim C: Thank you for visiting QVC.com. Have a wonderful day!
Fokzor: wait
Your chat session has ended.
You are not currently in a QVC chat session.

Pff het is weg

Maar ik zei dus tegen George.
Is dit niet frustrerend, praten tegen domme Hollanders? HIj zei: Ja.
Ik: Waarom doe je er dan niks aan?
Hij: Ik blokkeer irritante mensen
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.