We dont ship to the Netherlands

Net ook even SEBAS geprobeerd, maar zelfs serieuze vragen zijn uit den boze.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:01 schreef Hugo- het volgende:

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Ja precies dat bedoelde ik ook. Ik vraag me echt af hoe ze nu reageren in dat bedrijf.

En ik krijg eindelijk normaal antwoord van Seth!
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Dat vetgedrukte was ook zo in dat chatgesprek.

Dat heb ik ookal lang gehoord in het begin

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:01 schreef Hugo- het volgende:

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Ja precies dat bedoelde ik ook. Ik vraag me echt af hoe ze nu reageren in dat bedrijf.

En ik krijg eindelijk normaal antwoord van Seth!
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Dat vetgedrukte was ook zo in dat chatgesprek.

zeiden ze bij mij ook, maar sinds wanneer maken ze volvo's in VS

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:04 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Ik denk dat we bij Deel 6 van dit topic wel verzendingen naar Nederland kunnen verwachten

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:01 schreef Hugo- het volgende:

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Ja precies dat bedoelde ik ook. Ik vraag me echt af hoe ze nu reageren in dat bedrijf.

En ik krijg eindelijk normaal antwoord van Seth!
[..]

Dat vetgedrukte was ook zo in dat chatgesprek.

Het was de klacht waar het topic mee begon, ze zeggen het in vrijwel ieder gesprek, het is de titel van beide topics, en als ze tegen jou zeggen 'We dont ship to the Netherlands' waag jij het nog te zeggen 'oh, had dat dan meteen gezegd?'

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:05 schreef Sebasser het volgende:

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Dat heb ik ookal lang gehoord in het begin

Oh, ok ik had hem nog niet eerder gezien.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:06 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:

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zeiden ze bij mij ook, maar sinds wanneer maken ze volvo's in VS

Tsjah, vraag het ze.

Misschien shippen ze wel naar de Benelux?

Ik had net een topgesprek met Greg, alleen loopt die Firefox weer vast . Hij was aardig tegen mij, het speet hem dat ie de parts niet had. Hoe noemde mij ook Greg enzo (omdat ik zo heette). En hij snapte het niet toen ik om Swedish Meatballs vroeg

Ik heb er nog zo'n een gevonden http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:10 schreef dennistd het volgende:
Ik heb er nog zo'n een gevonden http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:15 schreef MeneerMuis het volgende:
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
PresidentBush: Welcome Greg, this is your President speaking
Greg: Great Morning Mr .President
PresidentBush: I just heard rumours about Dutch People killing your chat?
Greg: Yes
PresidentBush: I'm very good at organizing wars, so it will be no problem to find out what's going on and to solve this problem
Greg: Mr.President are you chatting with us from
Greg: *** IP *** NL NETHERLANDS NOORD-HOLLAND AMSTERDAM XS4ALL INTERNET BV
PresidentBush: Yes i'm in holland right now
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PresidentBush: So how's your day?
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:08 schreef De_Hertog het volgende:

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Het was de klacht waar het topic mee begon, ze zeggen het in vrijwel ieder gesprek, het is de titel van beide topics, en als ze tegen jou zeggen 'We dont ship to the Netherlands' waag jij het nog te zeggen 'oh, had dat dan meteen gezegd?'

Nee ik bedoelde dat hij nu een specifieker antwoord gaf. Steeds als ik vroeg waarom ze niet naar Nederland shipte, kapte hij het gesprek af, nu kreeg ik antwoord op die vraag.

Briljant

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niet spraakzaam

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Daniel: what's your point
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Die van dennistd is echt top

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:14 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:

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Daniel: do you actually ship to the netherlands?
Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
Seth: We do not provide any service to NETHERLANDS.
Seth: We sell Automobile parts for US manufactured cars.
Daniel: volvo's aren't manufactured by US companies
Daniel: for your kind information
Daniel: why did your parents name you after a demonic figure from christianity by the way
Daniel: KKK-fanatics ?
Daniel: jehova whitnesses?
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Daniel: I'm bearing the weight of the world over here, so it seems
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Daniel: No you're not
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[Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
Seth: We do not provide any service to NETHERLANDS.
Seth: We sell Automobile parts for US manufactured cars.
Daniel: what's your point
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Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
Seth: We do not provide any service to NETHERLANDS.
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Whaha, ze hebben het nu als standaardzin.

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die george is ook een mooie

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:06 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:

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zeiden ze bij mij ook, maar sinds wanneer maken ze volvo's in VS

Vraag het eens zou ik zeggen....

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:17 schreef MutedFaith het volgende:
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ze zijn gebroken

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:17 schreef MutedFaith het volgende:
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you: anything you can recommend?
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you: love your service.
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LOL!!!!

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