We dont ship to the Netherlands

straks krijgt FOK! nog een rekening van die lui

Hebben jullie geen medelijden met ze?

(in vervolg op m'n vorige)

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tering wat duurt he langt

hehehe

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QazzaQ: hi you from usa?
QazzaQ: you ship to usa?
QazzaQ: hello?
Gwen: Our main sales center is in Hamilton New Jersey. We currently ship from 30 location across the US. We try to ship from the closest warehouse to you.
QazzaQ: ok yes please
QazzaQ: please send item i ordered
QazzaQ: yesterday i ordered part
QazzaQ: i dont have now
QazzaQ: when i have?
Gwen: Order number please
QazzaQ: order is 940 8-Valve
QazzaQ: shipped already to my home?
QazzaQ: ?
Gwen: I will be right with you.
QazzaQ: yes thankyou
QazzaQ: ??
Gwen: Can I have the email address which you used to place the order
QazzaQ: yes thank you is from hotmail
QazzaQ: i really need the order soon
Gwen: Can I have your email address which you used to place the order please
QazzaQ: yes
QazzaQ: is don_de_los_bakkos@hotmail.com
Gwen: Can I have the last 7 digit of the Credit card number which you used to place the order
QazzaQ: 5867434
Gwen: Sorry we are not able to pull out the order information.....we do not have your order
Gwen: May i know where are you located
QazzaQ: oh no!!
QazzaQ: i really need the part
QazzaQ: i also live in new jersey, can i pick it up?
QazzaQ: ?
Gwen: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
QazzaQ: when can i pick it up
Gwen: We do not have a particular store, you can order through the website
QazzaQ: when dow i have it?
QazzaQ: when i order again
QazzaQ: ?
Gwen: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
QazzaQ: thank you!! hopefully i can have it today
Gwen: have you already orderd part with us
QazzaQ: yes 940 8-Valve
Gwen: We do not have your orders
QazzaQ: now what to do
QazzaQ: i really need part!!
QazzaQ: i have fix car today!
QazzaQ: you know waht i do ??
QazzaQ: you help me?
Gwen: may I know the part you are looking to purchase
QazzaQ: yes 940 8-Valve
Gwen: name of the part
QazzaQ: PCV Oil Trap
Gwen: Year please
QazzaQ: year 1994
QazzaQ: hello?
QazzaQ: i need now, better if i orde4r elsewhere?
QazzaQ: you think?
Gwen: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
QazzaQ: ?
QazzaQ: hello i really need in a hurry
Gwen: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
QazzaQ: no thank you have a nice day

Doe nou alleen nog ff écht leuke gesprekjes... Anders zetten ze die livehelp denk ik gewoon uit.

Of iemand probeer eens te bellen (nee, ik doe het niet).

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Brat: Do you do worldwide shipping?
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Brat: I live in the Netherlands and I saw you got some specific parts for my volvo I need
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Tskkk..

Ze verkopen ook geen schoenen in ieder geval

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Ghehe, het is nu echt wel duideljik dat dit geen bots zijn, maar dat ze wel ingebouwde zinnen hebben, echt super geniaal. Vooral die met de president was goed.

Verdomme
ik de tijd dat ik dus wegwas is er meer dan 200 keer geprobeerd met mij te chatten
gelukkig had ik hem op away staan dacht ik
tot ik mijn inbox zag (ding stuurt dus allemaal mailtjes als je away staat
oh, en Tha_t Je kan dus niet meekijken

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:54 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
Ghehe, het is nu echt wel duideljik dat dit geen bots zijn, maar dat ze wel ingebouwde zinnen hebben, echt super geniaal. Vooral die met de president was goed.

Ingebouwde zinnen kan je via een menutje zo copy pasten
scheeld heel wat typ werk als je met ongeveer 20 mensen chat

OMG - wat irritant als je daar zit

harry: Hi maybe a stupid Question but can you send my packet to the netherlands?
Greg: No
Greg: Sorry

Verrassend

Die met de president is geniaal

[03:52:51 PM] Sebas: jahoi
[03:54:57 PM] Visitor: is er ook een amerikaanse versie voor deze live help ?
[03:56:46 PM] Sebas: ja
[03:56:48 PM] Sebas: LEKKER PUH
[03:56:50 PM] Sebas: STIK ER IN
[03:56:51 PM] Sebas: HAHHA
[03:56:57 PM] Sebas: DOOD GA JE
[03:57:06 PM] Sebas: SOA's KRIJG JE
[03:57:42 PM] Visitor: en jou probleem is ?
[03:57:54 PM] Sebas: dood en verderf
[03:58:07 PM] Sebas: hiihi
damn zelf ik wordt ern u wel zat an dat ze me Bellen/chatten

Edit: ik heb dus zelf ook dat programma
en ben dus Sebasser

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:55 schreef Sebasser het volgende:

[..]

Ingebouwde zinnen kan je via een menutje zo copy pasten
scheeld heel wat typ werk als je met ongeveer 20 mensen chat

Ja precies dat bedoelde ik ook. Ik vraag me echt af hoe ze nu reageren in dat bedrijf.

En ik krijg eindelijk normaal antwoord van Seth!

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Me: Why not?
Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
Seth: We do not provide any service to NETHERLANDS.
Seth: We sell Automobile parts for US manufactured cars.
Me: Oh, okay, NOW I get it, so I don't have to bother you anymore. If you just said this the first time, it would have saved you a lot of frustration.
Seth: Okay...
Seth: Thank you
Seth: BYe
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Dat vetgedrukte was ook zo in dat chatgesprek.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:04 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Ik denk dat we bij Deel 6 van dit topic wel verzendingen naar Nederland kunnen verwachten

Ik denk eerder dat de Livechat dan afgesloten zal zijn

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Gelukkig houdt Greg van z'n werk, en heeft ie nog geen hekel aan Nederlanders gekregen