GC General Chat
Hier kun je praten over van alles en nog wat. Eigenlijk alles wat niet in een van de andere rubrieken thuishoort.
Voor m'n project op school moet ik Nederland gaan "branden"... naja Nederland aanprijzen zegmaar. Zoiets als je wel eens ziet bij de posterreclames op stations van Cyprus of de TV spotjes van Turkije. Zo heeft Amsterdam al 'n mooi concept: i amsterdam (http://www.iamsterdam.com)
Maar nu moeten we Nederland aanprijzen.. alleen nou wil ik eerst weten: wat is nou écht Nederlands? (en geen tulpen en kaas... maar iets typisch, iets kenmerkends)
Drop
Geruitte tafelkleden
Mayonaise over de friet ("They fucking drown 'em in that shit")
3x kussen
Iedereen heeft meer als één fiets
Wit poeder *snif*
"Tolerantie"
Bloembollen eten
Je maintiendrai
Oranje
Loeki de Leeuw
Vergane glorie van 1988
Danke fur die blumen
VOC
Perse niét de beste van de klas willen zijn
En wat vind jij nou écht Nederlands?
Maar nu moeten we Nederland aanprijzen.. alleen nou wil ik eerst weten: wat is nou écht Nederlands? (en geen tulpen en kaas... maar iets typisch, iets kenmerkends)
Drop
Geruitte tafelkleden
Mayonaise over de friet ("They fucking drown 'em in that shit")
3x kussen
Iedereen heeft meer als één fiets
Wit poeder *snif*
"Tolerantie"
Bloembollen eten
Je maintiendrai
Oranje
Loeki de Leeuw
Vergane glorie van 1988
Danke fur die blumen
VOC
Perse niét de beste van de klas willen zijn
En wat vind jij nou écht Nederlands?
BIER EN TIETEN.
zuuuniigheid
de oorlog van 88
joints
kaas
klompen
tulpen
hoeren
zuuuniigheid
de oorlog van 88
joints
kaas
klompen
tulpen
hoeren
Remlof is een Spellings Nsb'er
Dat is eerder Colombiaans..quote:Op zondag 19 maart 2006 20:36 schreef basbrouwers het volgende:
Wit poeder *snif*
wiet, waterbouw, de konigin, elfstedentocht, cabaret, gezelligheid, haring uit 't vuistje...
Bestiality sure is a fun thing to do. But I have to say this as a warning to you:
With almost all animals you can have a ball, but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
With almost all animals you can have a ball, but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
hagelslag
Bestiality sure is a fun thing to do. But I have to say this as a warning to you:
With almost all animals you can have a ball, but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
With almost all animals you can have a ball, but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
Double Dutch.
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Op woensdag 28 juli 2010 23:05 schreef Dromenvangertje het volgende:
het zou mij een eer zijn om alles voor u te doen wat uw hartje begeert.
Op woensdag 28 juli 2010 23:05 schreef Dromenvangertje het volgende:
het zou mij een eer zijn om alles voor u te doen wat uw hartje begeert.
grachten?
Die zijn alleen typisch Nederlands als ze vol met fietsen, winkelwagentjes en lijken liggen...
Die zijn alleen typisch Nederlands als ze vol met fietsen, winkelwagentjes en lijken liggen...
Bestiality sure is a fun thing to do. But I have to say this as a warning to you:
With almost all animals you can have a ball, but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
With almost all animals you can have a ball, but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
Oke, die dan niet... boeiend...quote:Op zondag 19 maart 2006 21:23 schreef Jordy-B het volgende:
grachten?
Die zijn alleen typisch Nederlands als ze vol met fietsen, winkelwagentjes en lijken liggen...
hufterigheid, niet aan de (verkeers) regels houden, bot zijn, de trein in dringen als er nog mensen aan het uitstappen zijn..
In Baden-Badener Badeseen kann man Baden-Badener baden sehen.
In echt nederlands is dat: Iedereen heeft meer dan één fietsquote:Op zondag 19 maart 2006 20:36 schreef basbrouwers het volgende:
Iedereen heeft meer als één fiets
En wat vind jij nou écht Nederlands?
Lurf is the message and the message is Lurf
Is in ieder geval uniek in Europa en is een echt onderdeel van de nationale identiteit geworden, volgens mij.quote:Op zondag 19 maart 2006 21:33 schreef PLAE@ het volgende:
[..]
ja goh wat uniek. Dat hebben ze niet zo'n beetje dagelijks in Bangladesh
---verdwijnt---
sinterklaas
deltawerken
koninginedag
deltawerken
koninginedag
❤ Rozen zijn rood ❤
❤ Viooltjes zijn blauw ❤
❤ Kristel, ik hou van jou! ❤
❤ Viooltjes zijn blauw ❤
❤ Kristel, ik hou van jou! ❤
Jij hebt dat filmpje van de metro in Japan nooit gezien?quote:Op zondag 19 maart 2006 21:29 schreef Pietverdriet het volgende:
de trein in dringen als er nog mensen aan het uitstappen zijn..
zeiken
inburgeringscursus
Wilders
demoniseren
kroketje uit de muur
inburgeringscursus
Wilders
demoniseren
kroketje uit de muur
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!
Vertel..quote:Op zondag 19 maart 2006 21:43 schreef dWc_RuffRyder het volgende:
[..]
Jij hebt dat filmpje van de metro in Japan nooit gezien?
Lelijke kleding
Fietspaden
Snackbars
Venix-wijken
Flevopolder
Belangenorganisaties
Ruimtelijke ordening
Lange meisjes
Folklore
Zwartbonte koeien
Fietspaden
Snackbars
Venix-wijken
Flevopolder
Belangenorganisaties
Ruimtelijke ordening
Lange meisjes
Folklore
Zwartbonte koeien
en niet te vergeten de krenterigheidquote:Op zondag 19 maart 2006 21:29 schreef Pietverdriet het volgende:
hufterigheid, niet aan de (verkeers) regels houden, bot zijn, de trein in dringen als er nog mensen aan het uitstappen zijn..
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you wanted
Take my advice ... I don't use it anyway...
Een goede Fok! Search
Een goede Fok! Search
Take my advice ... I don't use it anyway...
Een goede Fok! Search
Een goede Fok! Search
Tjaquote:Op zondag 19 maart 2006 22:32 schreef Martijn_77 het volgende:
[..]
en niet te vergeten de krenterigheid
hoewel, penny wise, pound foolish zeggen de Engelsen
In Baden-Badener Badeseen kann man Baden-Badener baden sehen.
typisch nederlands: een flessenlikker.. omdat we echt alles uit die fles willen krijgen want we hebben er godver voor betaald ook!
Overal 80x keer belasting over betalen. Zes maanden per jaar voor de staat werken.
Ten percent faster with a sturdier frame
).
1) Je en jij tegen iedereen
2) Gebrek aan respect, kennis en trots voor en op het eigen land
3) Calvinistische zuinigheid
4) We spreken onze talen
5) Internationale rol en invloed is groot (zie 2)
(edit)
6) Raamprositutie
7) Schiphol en de Rotterdamse haven
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2) Gebrek aan respect, kennis en trots voor en op het eigen land
3) Calvinistische zuinigheid
4) We spreken onze talen
5) Internationale rol en invloed is groot (zie 2)
(edit)
6) Raamprositutie
7) Schiphol en de Rotterdamse haven
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You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.
Da's niet eens 'n Nederlands verhaal, joh...quote:Op zondag 19 maart 2006 23:37 schreef tanna het volgende:
Hansje Brinker en zijn vinger in de dijk
Bestiality sure is a fun thing to do. But I have to say this as a warning to you:
With almost all animals you can have a ball, but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
With almost all animals you can have a ball, but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
Weet iemand waar ik die kan kopen?quote:Op zondag 19 maart 2006 22:40 schreef KeessieK het volgende:
typisch nederlands: een flessenlikker.. omdat we echt alles uit die fles willen krijgen want we hebben er godver voor betaald ook!
You can't start a fire without a spark...
♥ Isa ♥ | In vuur en vlam
A dirty mind is a joy forever!
♥ Isa ♥ | In vuur en vlam
A dirty mind is a joy forever!
Pijn = fijn, lekker urenlang creperen van de koppijn in plaats van een paracetamolletje te nemen 'want ik slik liever geen pillen als het niet hoeft'. Je gaat pas naar de dokter als je zowat doodgaat. En een helse bevalling is prima, goed voor de band met je kindje
Edam, Volendam en Marken hé, oeps.......vergeet ik bijna de Zaanse schans.
Stroopwafels, speculaas, oliebollen, koninginnedag, braderieën, klompenmaken.
Hoorn, met zijn scheepvaartgeschiedenis......er is te veel gewoon
Stroopwafels, speculaas, oliebollen, koninginnedag, braderieën, klompenmaken.
Hoorn, met zijn scheepvaartgeschiedenis......er is te veel gewoon
De boot is aan = de poppen zijn aan het dansen.
- Iedereen heeft een fiets. En onze houding tegenover fietsen "Kut m'n fiets is gejat... Najah, ik jat wel een nieuwe" en dat 80% van onze fietsen van die wrakken zijn
- Watermanagement; Deltawerken, afsluitdijk, droogleggingen, etc. Andere landen komen bij ons voor raad. De Jappen al een halve eeuw of meer en de Janks komen sinds kort ook es langs
- Watermanagement; Deltawerken, afsluitdijk, droogleggingen, etc. Andere landen komen bij ons voor raad. De Jappen al een halve eeuw of meer en de Janks komen sinds kort ook es langs
Now we come to step three. This... drives... most... people... crazy.
Woord omhoog, hond! Je weeeet.
Woord omhoog, hond! Je weeeet.
Thuisbevalling moet je dan zeggen hé!quote:Op zondag 19 maart 2006 23:45 schreef Aventura het volgende:
Pijn = fijn, lekker urenlang creperen van de koppijn in plaats van een paracetamolletje te nemen 'want ik slik liever geen pillen als het niet hoeft'. Je gaat pas naar de dokter als je zowat doodgaat. En een helse bevalling is prima, goed voor de band met je kindje
De boot is aan = de poppen zijn aan het dansen.
Hutspot
Aardappels met groenten?
Sinterklaas
Magere gevangenisstraffen bij moord etc.
Hoge boetes bij verkeersovertredingen
Hardcore (Duits, maar ach die hebben ook al Schläger)
Hebben ze in andere landen ook zo'n krentenbollen gekte als in Nederland?
Aardappels met groenten?
Sinterklaas
Magere gevangenisstraffen bij moord etc.
Hoge boetes bij verkeersovertredingen
Hardcore (Duits, maar ach die hebben ook al Schläger)
Hebben ze in andere landen ook zo'n krentenbollen gekte als in Nederland?
The best thing about the truth is that you can make it up...
Hier is al eens een aflevering over geweest in Het Geluk van Nederland. (Benieuwd waar je docent het idee vandaan heeft...) Wie denken we wel dat we zijn?, ondertitel: 'Rebranding Holland'.
Kijk de aflevering. Schrijf de tekst over en haal op je sloffen een goed cijfer.
Kijk de aflevering. Schrijf de tekst over en haal op je sloffen een goed cijfer.
shit ik lachtequote:Op zondag 19 maart 2006 21:51 schreef __Saviour__ het volgende:
Duitsers aan de kust
Vroeger maakte het niet uit welk bier je dronk, maar toen dacht je ook dat alle meisjes hetzelfde waren
Ik leer het hier de mensen aan om het 3 keer te doenquote:Op zondag 19 maart 2006 23:45 schreef remlof het volgende:
Dat 3x zoenen is wel het meest irritante... en erg lastig af te leren als je in het buitenland bent
Fransen doen het of 2 of 4 keer, levert ook wel leuke situaties op
Eén van onze grootste exportprodukten niet vergeten: XTC
"Dear life, When I said "can my day get any worse?" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge."
En volgens mij ook de enigen op aarde die het concept " ritsen " zelfhebben uitgevonden, maar als enige het voor geen meter snappen
Het is nog erger als je in Antwerpen woont, want dan wil de rest van het land je niet begrijpen.quote:Op zondag 19 maart 2006 23:45 schreef remlof het volgende:
Dat 3x zoenen is wel het meest irritante... en erg lastig af te leren als je in het buitenland bent
PS Antwerpenaars zoenen ook 3x...
---verdwijnt---
Slecht gekleed gaan
Omgeinteresseerde luie (werk)houding
Klagen en zeuren (zonder er iets aan het probleem te doen)
"Doe maar gewoon, dan doe je al gek genoeg" - mediocriteit dus
Lompheid, botheid - opgefokte konijnensyndroom (ruimtegebrek)
Omgeinteresseerde luie (werk)houding
Klagen en zeuren (zonder er iets aan het probleem te doen)
"Doe maar gewoon, dan doe je al gek genoeg" - mediocriteit dus
Lompheid, botheid - opgefokte konijnensyndroom (ruimtegebrek)
Idd, Amerikaans verzinselquote:Op zondag 19 maart 2006 23:38 schreef Jordy-B het volgende:
[..]
Da's niet eens 'n Nederlands verhaal, joh...
• washandje
• broodtrommel (op je werk lunchen met van huis meegenomen boterhammetjes met kaas)
• Nederlanders vinden alles 'lekker': lekker eten, lekker gaan slapen, lekker een douche nemen, het zonnetje schijnt lekker, we hebben lekker gesport, alles is lekker!
• broodtrommel (op je werk lunchen met van huis meegenomen boterhammetjes met kaas)
• Nederlanders vinden alles 'lekker': lekker eten, lekker gaan slapen, lekker een douche nemen, het zonnetje schijnt lekker, we hebben lekker gesport, alles is lekker!
Gezellig!quote:Op maandag 20 maart 2006 10:33 schreef _Floddertje_ het volgende:
• Nederlanders vinden alles 'lekker': lekker eten, lekker gaan slapen, lekker een douche nemen, het zonnetje schijnt lekker, we hebben lekker gesport, alles is lekker!
Fok!
NEKSCHOT!
Ah hell. We had more fun in a week than those weenies had in a lifetime.- Pancho Barnes
Ah hell. We had more fun in a week than those weenies had in a lifetime.- Pancho Barnes
hmmmm, denk, denkquote:Op maandag 20 maart 2006 10:33 schreef _Floddertje_ het volgende:
• washandje
neuh, dat doen Duitsers ook.quote:• broodtrommel (op je werk lunchen met van huis meegenomen boterhammetjes met kaas)
Yepquote:• Nederlanders vinden alles 'lekker': lekker eten, lekker gaan slapen, lekker een douche nemen, het zonnetje schijnt lekker, we hebben lekker gesport, alles is lekker!
In Baden-Badener Badeseen kann man Baden-Badener baden sehen.
Gierigheid, veel voor weinig en dan nog zeggen dat het duur is, hoeren, gezelligheid/knusheid, veel lullen weinig uitvoeren, snelheidscontroles....
Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser.
Afspreken als je bij iemand gaat eten...
Bijv:
Nee vandaag kan je niet blijven eten hoor. Heb ik niet op gerekend.
Volgende week koop ik 1 xtra karbonaadje
Bijv:
Nee vandaag kan je niet blijven eten hoor. Heb ik niet op gerekend.
Volgende week koop ik 1 xtra karbonaadje
R.E.B.E.L. - Reaching Everybody By Exposing Lies
There is no point in arguing with an idiot, they will just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Remember, Jesus died for our sins. So if you don't sin, he died for nothing.
There is no point in arguing with an idiot, they will just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Remember, Jesus died for our sins. So if you don't sin, he died for nothing.
schelden met ziektes
verkleinwoordjes
verkleinwoordjes
Bestiality sure is a fun thing to do. But I have to say this as a warning to you:
With almost all animals you can have a ball, but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
With almost all animals you can have a ball, but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
So true...en als het gratis is, pak je er niet 1, maar meteen 10...het is immers gratisquote:Op zondag 19 maart 2006 21:14 schreef Kresj het volgende:
alles wat gratis is meenemen.
bij mij gaat het altijd zo:quote:Op maandag 20 maart 2006 15:08 schreef Belsezar het volgende:
Afspreken als je bij iemand gaat eten...
Bijv:
Nee vandaag kan je niet blijven eten hoor. Heb ik niet op gerekend.
Volgende week koop ik 1 xtra karbonaadje
is goed joh. wat gaan we eten, frietjes halen, pizza bestellen, langs de mac?
en ja het zijn nederlanders
Bij een verjaardag de hele avond in een stoelenkring zitten met plakjes leverworst, komkommer en kaasblokjes als hapjes, en alle andere aanwezigen feliciteren met de verjaardag van de jarige.
...
En daarna allemaal over werk gaan lullenquote:Op maandag 20 maart 2006 15:36 schreef The_Lizard_Queen het volgende:
Bij een verjaardag de hele avond in een stoelenkring zitten met plakjes leverworst, komkommer en kaasblokjes als hapjes, en alle andere aanwezigen feliciteren met de verjaardag van de jarige.
En daarna allemaal over werk gaan lullenquote:Op maandag 20 maart 2006 15:36 schreef The_Lizard_Queen het volgende:
Bij een verjaardag de hele avond in een stoelenkring zitten met plakjes leverworst, komkommer en kaasblokjes als hapjes, en alle andere aanwezigen feliciteren met de verjaardag van de jarige.
Hmmm toch eens bij andere Nederlanders proberen... Maar over het algemeen krijg ik toch wat anders te horen...quote:Op maandag 20 maart 2006 15:24 schreef Bar-Le-Duc het volgende:
[..]
bij mij gaat het altijd zo:
is goed joh. wat gaan we eten, frietjes halen, pizza bestellen, langs de mac?
en ja het zijn nederlanders
Gelukkig heb ik een hoop buitenlandse vrienden en ben zelf anders opgevoed Braziliaans he, dan staat er altijd genoeg eten voor Namibie op tafel
R.E.B.E.L. - Reaching Everybody By Exposing Lies
There is no point in arguing with an idiot, they will just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Remember, Jesus died for our sins. So if you don't sin, he died for nothing.
There is no point in arguing with an idiot, they will just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Remember, Jesus died for our sins. So if you don't sin, he died for nothing.
ik heb hele gezonde vriendenquote:Op maandag 20 maart 2006 15:39 schreef Belsezar het volgende:
[..]
Hmmm toch eens bij andere Nederlanders proberen... Maar over het algemeen krijg ik toch wat anders te horen...
Gelukkig heb ik een hoop buitenlandse vrienden en ben zelf anders opgevoed Braziliaans he, dan staat er altijd genoeg eten voor Namibie op tafel
Boerenkool (en zo'n beetje elke andere stamppot)
Vla
Vla
The world doesn't makes sense, why should we do? ©
Vla
Rookworst
Ontbijtkoek
Rookworst
Ontbijtkoek
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
eeuwige files op de snelweg
your dream world is a very scary place to be trapped inside all your life
shine in time until you find your closer to the truth
within you is the truth that your dream world is a very scary place
shine in time until you find your closer to the truth
within you is the truth that your dream world is a very scary place
Een kaasschaaf! Ik had een vriend uit Engeland op visite, en ik vroeg hoe ze een kaasschaaf daar noemen. Dat bestaat daar niet en heeft dus geen naam.
Spoilers!
Ik vond dit ooit eens op Fok! :
1. Never use the word "Dutch" in front of a Hollander.
It reminds him too much of the word "Deutsch" which is a word for Germans and other things he doesn't like. A Dutchman is a Hollander or a Nederlander.
2. Never ever try to speak Hollands even if you have lived in Holland for more
than five years.
Not only will it give you a splitting headache but also Hollanders won't
understand a single word of what you are trying to say.
Foreigners are expected to speak English or gibberish.
Speaking gibberish they are easy prey for pickpockets since they cant make a
report to the police.
3. Also never try to eat "drop".
Drop is a kind of licorice that only Hollanders can eat.
It can be recognized by its colour: black.
The taste is a cross between printer ink (blue) and earwax.
Hollanders absolutely love it and eat kilos of the revolting stuff. There is a
nationwide conspiracy to look at the faces of foreigners who are tricked into
believing it is edible.
4. Do not buy wooden shoes.
They will look absolutely silly on you.
Which is ofcourse the main reason for selling them to you in the first place.
A Hollander himself wouldn't like to be found dead in them.
(As a matter of fact, they wouldn't like to be found dead at all)
5. Do not make holes in dikes.
Behaviour like that is not only frowned upon but in certain cases can get
you stoned to death with wooden shoes by an angry mob.
You may feel free however to stick a finger in any dike you like. It'll
get you a few good laughs from the natives.
6. A Hollander is always right and he knows it.
With this in the back of your mind it is easy to deal with most of them.
If ever you get into an argument with a Hollander, tell him that he is
absolutely right and that you see the error of your ways.
This will drive him absolutely crazy:
Since you are a foreigner you can't be right.
You agree with him.
Therefore he also cannot be right.
Impossible! He is a Hollander.
But.. why.. he..
At this point you may want to stand back and watch him try to
strangle himself with a tulip.
7. Windmills are unavoidable.
8. It is not necessary to show an interest in tulips, windmills, wooden
shoes or cheese.
Every Hollander knows that you came for the softdrugs or the Amsterdam
red light district, the Walletjes.
Both are available in a large quantity and are easy to find.
Ask any Hollander age six or older or any French tourist (see items 19 & 20)
9. Avoid fans of soccer games at all cost.
Soccer in Holland is merely an excuse used for bashing in the brains of just
about everyone else, including yours, after the game is won. ...Or lost.
..Or if it is a draw.
It is also very unwise to stand near a policeman during these
festivities. (see item 10)
Also, whenever there's a Hollander around: "Don't mention the '74 final!".
You'll end up in an ongoing discussion about how well the Orange team
played and how marvellous it is that a small country like Holland
has such a good team and blah-de-blah-de-blah.
10. Policemen in Holland may be used for throwing things at.
If you feel like hitting someone or something, use a policeman. No
Hollander will pay any attention if you decide to hit, maim, or kick
a policeman in the groin.
Policemen represent authority and no Hollander recognizes any
authority higher than himself.
You may also note that a lot of Hollandse policemen are in fact
foreigners tricked into taking the job.
11. Hollanders do not like to spend money, they'd sooner cut off their own
ears.
A Hollander will become a friend for life if you give him something for free.
(Note: Social diseases are an exception)
This might explain the success of MacDonald's in Holland.
The story that copper wire is an invention of two Hollanders
fighting over a found cent is absolutely true.
12. Holland is small.
There is a rumour that Holland is put inside during rainstorms.
Not true, but that is mainly because it rains about 365 days each year.
This might also explain those wooden shoes: They float.
Yes, Holland is small and Hollanders are proud of it.
They will grab every opportunity to point out to you that the nation
has accomplished great things, despite of it being so small.
A suitable answer to this swank is the Hollander's imperialistic past.
Wich brings us -rather nicely- to item 13.
13. If you wish to insult a Hollander -and sooner or later you
will- simply tell him you don't think he is a pacifist.
Now immediately start running for your life.
He'll want to prove to you that he is a peace loving person and he won't stop
proving this until your intestines are scattered all over the floor.
However, mentioning a supposedly imperialistic past considering
Surinam and/or Indonesia, will instantly reduce a Hollander to
a pathetic, sniffing and crying child, begging for forgiveness.
14. The Hollanders are supposed to be tolerant.
They are not.
They simply make too much money from the sale of soft- and
hard-drugs, Malaysian women and pornography to foreigners to
let an opportunity for making a good profit go by.
15. The main form of public transportation in Holland is bikes.
Feel free to take any bike of which you are able to pick the lock.
Don't expect your own bike however to be where you left it three minutes
earlier.
The hunting season for bikes is open 365 days a year.
Have fun.
16. At nearly every meal in Holland you will find a small vicious looking
blade with a slit in it.
It is called a "kaasschaaf" and is used for taking very thin (the see-through
kind) slices of the cheese.
Yes, it is indeed an invention made by a Nederlander.
Never cut cheese with a knife, you'll make an utter fool of yourself.
Another peculiar dinner tool is the "flessenlikker", which
literally means "bottle-licker", but which is best translated by
"yoghurt-scraper".
Note that this tool is not meant to get rid of an itchy back or for
your nightly escapades.
It's designed to clean out bottles of yoghurt or "vla" which is a sort of
custard.
The Nederlanders wants to use absolutely every millilitre of the yoghurt or
'vla' he bought.
He paid for all of it and he'll jolly well eat all of it.
17. At the time of this writing, the Hollandse economy is doing quite well.
The Hollanders say that this is the result of extensive negotiating between
parties like the unions, the employers and the government.
They even have a name for this: The polder model.
Foreigners are made to believe that this polder model is the key to a healthy
economy and if others should follow this polder model, their economy's will
also improve dramatically.
This is utter nonsense.
Hollanders just love to talk and talk and talk.
Calling al this talking negotiations only gives them a sense of doing
something useful.
Talk is not cheap in Holland.
18. Hollanders like to drown fried potato's in litres of mayonnaise and put it
in small paper bags.
This is called "een patatje met".
One of these bags can sustain life over an indefinite period.
Not everyone agrees if it is the sort of life worth living.
Some foreigners however are reported to have actually liked eating it.
19. Hollanders have a special and unique service for -mainly- French tourists.
As soon as they cross the border between Belgium and Holland, they are
welcomed enthusiastically by young men in fast cars.
These young people wish to point out to the French tourist where the more
interesting touristy places in Holland can be found.
Strangely enough they always seem to end up in a coffee shop (see item 20).
Funny people those French.
20. There is a fast and guaranteed way of making a complete fool of yourself
in Holland:
Enter a coffee shop and ask for a cappuccino.
Coffee shops do not -remember this- do not sell coffee.
You can however get a good number of other stimulating drugs there.
For some unknown reason coffee shops are extremely popular with French
tourists.
21. A Fries is a semi-detached sort of Nederlander, living in the north of the
country in a province all for himself.
He is fond of frozen water, Beerenburg (which is a form of euthanasia with
alcohol)
and continuously pointing out to non-Fries Hollanders that they are -indeed-
not Fries.
The rest of the Hollanders look upon this behaviour with the good natured
ambivalent feelings that parents have for an obstinate child.
22. On the matter of what books to buy before you come to Holland, I can
recommend the following: The complete works of William Shakespeare or a
leather-bound volume of the Encyclopaedia Britannica
(the 1913 copy: Fr to He).
In my experience these two books have just about the right weight for clubbing
a pushy drug dealer or pimp on the head without leaving any marks.
After hitting you might want to drop the book you were carrying at that moment
for a more speedy retreat.
Bring plenty of books.
23. Do not bother to hire a car.
Not only can you steal more bikes than you will need but car-traffic in
Holland is not something you will enjoy.
In the rest of the world traffic jams are measured in miles or kilometres,
Nederlandse traffic jams are measured in weeks.
As a matter of fact, the more persistent traffic-jams are well worth a
touristic visit.
The sight of starving people in an expensive Mercedes can be quite uplifting
if you are of a philosophic nature.
You may want to bring some pieces of bread with you to throw through open car
windows.
The resulting fights can often be worth watching.
24. Contrary to popular belief, you may not bring your mother-in-law to
Holland for do-it-yourself euthanasia.
Tourists are warned not to take these matters into their own hands.
25. Whether you are catholic, Muslim or worshipper of Urrrgl, god of all
honest politicians, in Holland you are likely to run into a church, temple or
oak-tree-and-virgin of your liking.
Hollanders are supposed to be very tolerant of other believes, ways of life
and religious convictions.
They are not.
The only reason for there being so many different churches, sects and cults is
the fact that Hollanders disagree on just about anything.
A Hollander is always right (see item 6) and anyone who thinks different than
him can jolly well bugger off and start his own church.
26. Holland is a kingdom.
It has no king but a queen and her husband is no king but a prince.
The queen doesn't rule the country -well, not much anyway- but she is very
good at opening bridges, roads and visiting other countries.
She is also very decorative at state banquets.
Her son, the crown prince, will be king as soon as she stops
queening (nice word eh?).
Now his wife won't be a queen but she will be a princess because Nederland is
much too small for a king and a queen at the same time.
On April the 30th its Queen's Day, which is not the birthday of the queen,
but the birthday of princess Juliana the queen's mother
(who used to be the queen).
It is no wonder that more and more Nederlanders wish to make Holland a
republic.
Queen's Day, by the way, has nothing to do with royal festivities.
It's just a Hollander's excuse to drink large quantities of alcohol.
On Queen's Day Hollanders also sell garbage in the streets.
27. It might be wise to learn how to swim if you visit Holland.
No, the dikes will hold, that is not the problem.
The huge amount of ditches, moats, canals, rivers and brooks can however lead
to mistakes.
The shiny nice new asphalt road that you wish to drive your car on during a
rainstorm, may in fact not be a road at all.
28. The Hollandse art.
Most Nederlandse painters get to be famous only after they have died.
That is a very sensible arrangement from the publics point of view.
Not only do you get large quantities of paintings -a man has got to eat,
right?-
but it also makes a nice investment for art-lovers.
The painters themselves do not share this view at all but are unable to do
anything about it.
In at least one case the frustration has led to self-mutilation involving an
ear.
29. If one of your Hollandse friends invites you for a birthday party, prepare
yourself for a unique experience.
Unique, because it can only be compared to taking place on a wooden chair
which has a sharp nail driven through the underside of the seat, and not being
able to move for a month.
More than one foreigner has been driven to the brink of insanity in just one
evening.
A Hollandse birthday party consists of sitting in a chair, talking to other
Hollanders about your work, your car, foreigners and politics.
You are expected to leave at 11 pm and you'll gladly do so.
30. Do not get sick in Nederland.
Over the last ten years, the famous Hollandse healthcare has been privatised.
These days some operations, like open heart surgery, have a waiting list of
more than six months.
The doctors don't think that is a problem, "More than half of our patients for
open heart surgery never even show up anyway" they say.
Some Nederlandse patients who have become desperate, move to a country like
Mozambique, Iraq or Pakistan where healthcare is infinitely better.
31. Nederlanders leave their curtains open in the evening.
This used to be so that the neighbours could always check if your family
didn't gamble or drink alcohol.
These days it is a precaution against junkies trying to steal the stereo
from the family car, parked in front of the house.
It has the fortunate side effect that you can watch Hollanders in their
natural surroundings, in front of the television, watching soaps.
32. Holland has more cities than only Amsterdam.
Like ..erm. ..Well, it has!!
33. Hollandse beer has made quite a reputation for itself over the years.
Some people even drink it.
Brewing is indeed one of the things Hollanders traditionaly do very well.
Holland never used to be a country with anything more interesting to do
than to drink oneself blind in new and interesting ways or make paintings.
This made the beer industry very popular.
Experts claim that once you have drank Hollandse beer like Heineken, Grolsch
or Amstel, all other beers taste like the tapwater in a Rotterdam hotel.
34. Hollandse tapwater is safe to drink.
This is quite remarkable considering that most drinking water comes from
poluted rivers like the Rhine.
Plans to improve the quality of the riverwater, so that fish like salmon
will return to Hollandse rivers to spawn, can count on strong resistance
from the Nederlanders.
They don't like the idea of animals having sex in their drinking water.
1. Never use the word "Dutch" in front of a Hollander.
It reminds him too much of the word "Deutsch" which is a word for Germans and other things he doesn't like. A Dutchman is a Hollander or a Nederlander.
2. Never ever try to speak Hollands even if you have lived in Holland for more
than five years.
Not only will it give you a splitting headache but also Hollanders won't
understand a single word of what you are trying to say.
Foreigners are expected to speak English or gibberish.
Speaking gibberish they are easy prey for pickpockets since they cant make a
report to the police.
3. Also never try to eat "drop".
Drop is a kind of licorice that only Hollanders can eat.
It can be recognized by its colour: black.
The taste is a cross between printer ink (blue) and earwax.
Hollanders absolutely love it and eat kilos of the revolting stuff. There is a
nationwide conspiracy to look at the faces of foreigners who are tricked into
believing it is edible.
4. Do not buy wooden shoes.
They will look absolutely silly on you.
Which is ofcourse the main reason for selling them to you in the first place.
A Hollander himself wouldn't like to be found dead in them.
(As a matter of fact, they wouldn't like to be found dead at all)
5. Do not make holes in dikes.
Behaviour like that is not only frowned upon but in certain cases can get
you stoned to death with wooden shoes by an angry mob.
You may feel free however to stick a finger in any dike you like. It'll
get you a few good laughs from the natives.
6. A Hollander is always right and he knows it.
With this in the back of your mind it is easy to deal with most of them.
If ever you get into an argument with a Hollander, tell him that he is
absolutely right and that you see the error of your ways.
This will drive him absolutely crazy:
Since you are a foreigner you can't be right.
You agree with him.
Therefore he also cannot be right.
Impossible! He is a Hollander.
But.. why.. he..
At this point you may want to stand back and watch him try to
strangle himself with a tulip.
7. Windmills are unavoidable.
8. It is not necessary to show an interest in tulips, windmills, wooden
shoes or cheese.
Every Hollander knows that you came for the softdrugs or the Amsterdam
red light district, the Walletjes.
Both are available in a large quantity and are easy to find.
Ask any Hollander age six or older or any French tourist (see items 19 & 20)
9. Avoid fans of soccer games at all cost.
Soccer in Holland is merely an excuse used for bashing in the brains of just
about everyone else, including yours, after the game is won. ...Or lost.
..Or if it is a draw.
It is also very unwise to stand near a policeman during these
festivities. (see item 10)
Also, whenever there's a Hollander around: "Don't mention the '74 final!".
You'll end up in an ongoing discussion about how well the Orange team
played and how marvellous it is that a small country like Holland
has such a good team and blah-de-blah-de-blah.
10. Policemen in Holland may be used for throwing things at.
If you feel like hitting someone or something, use a policeman. No
Hollander will pay any attention if you decide to hit, maim, or kick
a policeman in the groin.
Policemen represent authority and no Hollander recognizes any
authority higher than himself.
You may also note that a lot of Hollandse policemen are in fact
foreigners tricked into taking the job.
11. Hollanders do not like to spend money, they'd sooner cut off their own
ears.
A Hollander will become a friend for life if you give him something for free.
(Note: Social diseases are an exception)
This might explain the success of MacDonald's in Holland.
The story that copper wire is an invention of two Hollanders
fighting over a found cent is absolutely true.
12. Holland is small.
There is a rumour that Holland is put inside during rainstorms.
Not true, but that is mainly because it rains about 365 days each year.
This might also explain those wooden shoes: They float.
Yes, Holland is small and Hollanders are proud of it.
They will grab every opportunity to point out to you that the nation
has accomplished great things, despite of it being so small.
A suitable answer to this swank is the Hollander's imperialistic past.
Wich brings us -rather nicely- to item 13.
13. If you wish to insult a Hollander -and sooner or later you
will- simply tell him you don't think he is a pacifist.
Now immediately start running for your life.
He'll want to prove to you that he is a peace loving person and he won't stop
proving this until your intestines are scattered all over the floor.
However, mentioning a supposedly imperialistic past considering
Surinam and/or Indonesia, will instantly reduce a Hollander to
a pathetic, sniffing and crying child, begging for forgiveness.
14. The Hollanders are supposed to be tolerant.
They are not.
They simply make too much money from the sale of soft- and
hard-drugs, Malaysian women and pornography to foreigners to
let an opportunity for making a good profit go by.
15. The main form of public transportation in Holland is bikes.
Feel free to take any bike of which you are able to pick the lock.
Don't expect your own bike however to be where you left it three minutes
earlier.
The hunting season for bikes is open 365 days a year.
Have fun.
16. At nearly every meal in Holland you will find a small vicious looking
blade with a slit in it.
It is called a "kaasschaaf" and is used for taking very thin (the see-through
kind) slices of the cheese.
Yes, it is indeed an invention made by a Nederlander.
Never cut cheese with a knife, you'll make an utter fool of yourself.
Another peculiar dinner tool is the "flessenlikker", which
literally means "bottle-licker", but which is best translated by
"yoghurt-scraper".
Note that this tool is not meant to get rid of an itchy back or for
your nightly escapades.
It's designed to clean out bottles of yoghurt or "vla" which is a sort of
custard.
The Nederlanders wants to use absolutely every millilitre of the yoghurt or
'vla' he bought.
He paid for all of it and he'll jolly well eat all of it.
17. At the time of this writing, the Hollandse economy is doing quite well.
The Hollanders say that this is the result of extensive negotiating between
parties like the unions, the employers and the government.
They even have a name for this: The polder model.
Foreigners are made to believe that this polder model is the key to a healthy
economy and if others should follow this polder model, their economy's will
also improve dramatically.
This is utter nonsense.
Hollanders just love to talk and talk and talk.
Calling al this talking negotiations only gives them a sense of doing
something useful.
Talk is not cheap in Holland.
18. Hollanders like to drown fried potato's in litres of mayonnaise and put it
in small paper bags.
This is called "een patatje met".
One of these bags can sustain life over an indefinite period.
Not everyone agrees if it is the sort of life worth living.
Some foreigners however are reported to have actually liked eating it.
19. Hollanders have a special and unique service for -mainly- French tourists.
As soon as they cross the border between Belgium and Holland, they are
welcomed enthusiastically by young men in fast cars.
These young people wish to point out to the French tourist where the more
interesting touristy places in Holland can be found.
Strangely enough they always seem to end up in a coffee shop (see item 20).
Funny people those French.
20. There is a fast and guaranteed way of making a complete fool of yourself
in Holland:
Enter a coffee shop and ask for a cappuccino.
Coffee shops do not -remember this- do not sell coffee.
You can however get a good number of other stimulating drugs there.
For some unknown reason coffee shops are extremely popular with French
tourists.
21. A Fries is a semi-detached sort of Nederlander, living in the north of the
country in a province all for himself.
He is fond of frozen water, Beerenburg (which is a form of euthanasia with
alcohol)
and continuously pointing out to non-Fries Hollanders that they are -indeed-
not Fries.
The rest of the Hollanders look upon this behaviour with the good natured
ambivalent feelings that parents have for an obstinate child.
22. On the matter of what books to buy before you come to Holland, I can
recommend the following: The complete works of William Shakespeare or a
leather-bound volume of the Encyclopaedia Britannica
(the 1913 copy: Fr to He).
In my experience these two books have just about the right weight for clubbing
a pushy drug dealer or pimp on the head without leaving any marks.
After hitting you might want to drop the book you were carrying at that moment
for a more speedy retreat.
Bring plenty of books.
23. Do not bother to hire a car.
Not only can you steal more bikes than you will need but car-traffic in
Holland is not something you will enjoy.
In the rest of the world traffic jams are measured in miles or kilometres,
Nederlandse traffic jams are measured in weeks.
As a matter of fact, the more persistent traffic-jams are well worth a
touristic visit.
The sight of starving people in an expensive Mercedes can be quite uplifting
if you are of a philosophic nature.
You may want to bring some pieces of bread with you to throw through open car
windows.
The resulting fights can often be worth watching.
24. Contrary to popular belief, you may not bring your mother-in-law to
Holland for do-it-yourself euthanasia.
Tourists are warned not to take these matters into their own hands.
25. Whether you are catholic, Muslim or worshipper of Urrrgl, god of all
honest politicians, in Holland you are likely to run into a church, temple or
oak-tree-and-virgin of your liking.
Hollanders are supposed to be very tolerant of other believes, ways of life
and religious convictions.
They are not.
The only reason for there being so many different churches, sects and cults is
the fact that Hollanders disagree on just about anything.
A Hollander is always right (see item 6) and anyone who thinks different than
him can jolly well bugger off and start his own church.
26. Holland is a kingdom.
It has no king but a queen and her husband is no king but a prince.
The queen doesn't rule the country -well, not much anyway- but she is very
good at opening bridges, roads and visiting other countries.
She is also very decorative at state banquets.
Her son, the crown prince, will be king as soon as she stops
queening (nice word eh?).
Now his wife won't be a queen but she will be a princess because Nederland is
much too small for a king and a queen at the same time.
On April the 30th its Queen's Day, which is not the birthday of the queen,
but the birthday of princess Juliana the queen's mother
(who used to be the queen).
It is no wonder that more and more Nederlanders wish to make Holland a
republic.
Queen's Day, by the way, has nothing to do with royal festivities.
It's just a Hollander's excuse to drink large quantities of alcohol.
On Queen's Day Hollanders also sell garbage in the streets.
27. It might be wise to learn how to swim if you visit Holland.
No, the dikes will hold, that is not the problem.
The huge amount of ditches, moats, canals, rivers and brooks can however lead
to mistakes.
The shiny nice new asphalt road that you wish to drive your car on during a
rainstorm, may in fact not be a road at all.
28. The Hollandse art.
Most Nederlandse painters get to be famous only after they have died.
That is a very sensible arrangement from the publics point of view.
Not only do you get large quantities of paintings -a man has got to eat,
right?-
but it also makes a nice investment for art-lovers.
The painters themselves do not share this view at all but are unable to do
anything about it.
In at least one case the frustration has led to self-mutilation involving an
ear.
29. If one of your Hollandse friends invites you for a birthday party, prepare
yourself for a unique experience.
Unique, because it can only be compared to taking place on a wooden chair
which has a sharp nail driven through the underside of the seat, and not being
able to move for a month.
More than one foreigner has been driven to the brink of insanity in just one
evening.
A Hollandse birthday party consists of sitting in a chair, talking to other
Hollanders about your work, your car, foreigners and politics.
You are expected to leave at 11 pm and you'll gladly do so.
30. Do not get sick in Nederland.
Over the last ten years, the famous Hollandse healthcare has been privatised.
These days some operations, like open heart surgery, have a waiting list of
more than six months.
The doctors don't think that is a problem, "More than half of our patients for
open heart surgery never even show up anyway" they say.
Some Nederlandse patients who have become desperate, move to a country like
Mozambique, Iraq or Pakistan where healthcare is infinitely better.
31. Nederlanders leave their curtains open in the evening.
This used to be so that the neighbours could always check if your family
didn't gamble or drink alcohol.
These days it is a precaution against junkies trying to steal the stereo
from the family car, parked in front of the house.
It has the fortunate side effect that you can watch Hollanders in their
natural surroundings, in front of the television, watching soaps.
32. Holland has more cities than only Amsterdam.
Like ..erm. ..Well, it has!!
33. Hollandse beer has made quite a reputation for itself over the years.
Some people even drink it.
Brewing is indeed one of the things Hollanders traditionaly do very well.
Holland never used to be a country with anything more interesting to do
than to drink oneself blind in new and interesting ways or make paintings.
This made the beer industry very popular.
Experts claim that once you have drank Hollandse beer like Heineken, Grolsch
or Amstel, all other beers taste like the tapwater in a Rotterdam hotel.
34. Hollandse tapwater is safe to drink.
This is quite remarkable considering that most drinking water comes from
poluted rivers like the Rhine.
Plans to improve the quality of the riverwater, so that fish like salmon
will return to Hollandse rivers to spawn, can count on strong resistance
from the Nederlanders.
They don't like the idea of animals having sex in their drinking water.
your dream world is a very scary place to be trapped inside all your life
shine in time until you find your closer to the truth
within you is the truth that your dream world is a very scary place
shine in time until you find your closer to the truth
within you is the truth that your dream world is a very scary place
vrouwen die na hun 26ste hun haar afknippen (en om onduidelijke redenen aubergine kleurig verven) omdat t zo lekker makkelijk is
Morality is doing right no matter what you are told, relgion is doing what you are told no matter what is right
all I wanted was a pepsi, just one pepsi and shit was given to me
all I wanted was a pepsi, just one pepsi and shit was given to me
Potverdrie , ik wou de kaasschaaf en dat andere schraapgeval voor vla enzo nog noemen,quote:Op maandag 20 maart 2006 16:34 schreef AlexLPUMUSE het volgende:
Ik vond dit ooit eens op Fok! :
...lange lijst....[/i]
maar dat hoeft nu niet meer
Is ook een Belgische gewoonte trouwens.quote:Op maandag 20 maart 2006 16:34 schreef slaveloos het volgende:
vrouwen die na hun 26ste hun haar afknippen (en om onduidelijke redenen aubergine kleurig verven) omdat t zo lekker makkelijk is
---verdwijnt---
Is dit niet meer dan een strijdlijstje jegens dat competitieve amerikaanse gedrag?
Hoi, ik ben een lamzak met een passie voor flessen wasverzachter.
Neuk mijn oor en noem me Harry Mulisch
Neuk mijn oor en noem me Harry Mulisch
Pindakaas
Poldermodel
Een verjaardag vieren met z'n allen om een bakje pinda's
Poldermodel
Een verjaardag vieren met z'n allen om een bakje pinda's
Toch vreemd hoor.. Dat men het over een boek heeft en daarbij de vraag stelt of het ook offline te bekijken is
't is wel typisch dat onze pindakaas ook daadwerkelijk naar pinda's smaakt... Da's net alsof we het niet helemaal begrepen hebben, ofzo.
Bestiality sure is a fun thing to do. But I have to say this as a warning to you:
With almost all animals you can have a ball, but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
With almost all animals you can have a ball, but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
In Amerika eten ze ook peanutbutter.quote:Op dinsdag 21 maart 2006 07:12 schreef buzzer het volgende:
Pindakaas
Amerikaanse pindakaas is zoet...quote:Op dinsdag 21 maart 2006 07:14 schreef _Floddertje_ het volgende:
[..]
In Amerika eten ze ook peanutbutter.
Bestiality sure is a fun thing to do. But I have to say this as a warning to you:
With almost all animals you can have a ball, but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
With almost all animals you can have a ball, but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
die smaakt toch heel anders dan hier, en je krijgt er niet zo'n droge mond van.quote:Op dinsdag 21 maart 2006 07:14 schreef _Floddertje_ het volgende:
[..]
In Amerika eten ze ook peanutbutter.
Toch vreemd hoor.. Dat men het over een boek heeft en daarbij de vraag stelt of het ook offline te bekijken is
Is het ook typisch Nederlands om een topic te openen, anderen het werk voor je te laten doen en verder niets meer van je te laten horen?
haha sorry druk met school...
wat dacht je van deze:
hehe naja een kleine greep uit waar ik zelf nog achter was gekomen
Koningshuis
Constitiionele monarchie
Kroontje bij 100jarig merk
oranje
voetbalgekte
leeuw
loeki de leeuw
tulpen
bloemen
Danke fur die blumen
bloemetjes & de bijtjes
sexuele vrijheid
red light district
kruisje aan de muur
sinterklaas
bruine cafe's
kalender op de wc
cheap toiletpapier
OP (verbazingwekkend kent iedereen dit woord... Engelsen zeggen: "I'm sorry but we're out of it".. Nederlanders zeggen"Het is OP"...
"Tolerantie"
Kroketten uit de muur
Boomerangkaarten
3x kussen
Negerzoen
Jodekoek
Koninginne dag
Vrijheids van meningsuitting zolang het politiek correct is
Vlag met schooltas uit als iemand geslaagd is
Nuchterheid
Niemand wilt de "beste in de klas" zijn
Drop
Bloembolle eten
Marshalplan
WOII
Arnhem
bridge too far
Rotterdam
Respect 4 all bandjes ... (we blijkbaar bandjes nodig om te laten zien dat we iedereen respecteren)
rookvrije werkplekken
Uitzwaaien
Boterhammentrommeltjes met boterhammetjes met kaas en een appel
Duinen
Afsluitdijk
Flevoplder
Deltewerken
Nederland 1,2,3 (gedeeltelijk door de overheid gesubsidieerd)
om 6 uur eten (vroerger om 5 uur)
Niet storen tijdens eten
Spaarzegels
Kortingsticker plakken
Kortingspasjes
Gratis
Zwaluw Lucifers
XXX paaltjes in A'dam
wat dacht je van deze:
hehe naja een kleine greep uit waar ik zelf nog achter was gekomen
Koningshuis
Constitiionele monarchie
Kroontje bij 100jarig merk
oranje
voetbalgekte
leeuw
loeki de leeuw
tulpen
bloemen
Danke fur die blumen
bloemetjes & de bijtjes
sexuele vrijheid
red light district
kruisje aan de muur
sinterklaas
bruine cafe's
kalender op de wc
cheap toiletpapier
OP (verbazingwekkend kent iedereen dit woord... Engelsen zeggen: "I'm sorry but we're out of it".. Nederlanders zeggen"Het is OP"...
"Tolerantie"
Kroketten uit de muur
Boomerangkaarten
3x kussen
Negerzoen
Jodekoek
Koninginne dag
Vrijheids van meningsuitting zolang het politiek correct is
Vlag met schooltas uit als iemand geslaagd is
Nuchterheid
Niemand wilt de "beste in de klas" zijn
Drop
Bloembolle eten
Marshalplan
WOII
Arnhem
bridge too far
Rotterdam
Respect 4 all bandjes ... (we blijkbaar bandjes nodig om te laten zien dat we iedereen respecteren)
rookvrije werkplekken
Uitzwaaien
Boterhammentrommeltjes met boterhammetjes met kaas en een appel
Duinen
Afsluitdijk
Flevoplder
Deltewerken
Nederland 1,2,3 (gedeeltelijk door de overheid gesubsidieerd)
om 6 uur eten (vroerger om 5 uur)
Niet storen tijdens eten
Spaarzegels
Kortingsticker plakken
Kortingspasjes
Gratis
Zwaluw Lucifers
XXX paaltjes in A'dam
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