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Mooi, opgelostquote:
Bio is baas. Ik ben niet meer op straat. Ik rij alleen langs om te kijken hoe het gaat.
Andere kleur ogen..quote:
If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what then, is an empty desk?
- Albert Einstein
- Albert Einstein
quote:Op maandag 2 januari 2006 15:00 schreef R-Mon het volgende:
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Is KRO Spoorloos al ingeschakeld?
quote:Op maandag 2 januari 2006 15:31 schreef R-Mon het volgende:
Zonder bril voor betere vergelijking:
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*But in my own way, I am king. Hail to the king baby.*
In reply to your message of Monday, January 02, 2006:
Suddenly everyone is interested in that picture!! The picture was probably taken 7-9 years ago based on the glasses I was wearing then and the fact that all my hair was not yet grey. I didn't realize I was so popular. Maybe that's why everyone stares at me when I walk down the street [ :-) ].
Enjoy the picture.
Regards,
Joe Berry
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jberry@topshot.com
Baltimore, MD
USA
Suddenly everyone is interested in that picture!! The picture was probably taken 7-9 years ago based on the glasses I was wearing then and the fact that all my hair was not yet grey. I didn't realize I was so popular. Maybe that's why everyone stares at me when I walk down the street [ :-) ].
Enjoy the picture.
Regards,
Joe Berry
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jberry@topshot.com
Baltimore, MD
USA
Vet.quote:Op maandag 2 januari 2006 17:35 schreef LOLBOY het volgende:
FUCK YEAH !!!!
Vraag 'm om een foto van hoe ie er nu uit ziet!
!
LOLBOY, ik vond je eerst vervelend, maar je bent toch wel een kleine koning !
LOLBOY, ik vond je eerst vervelend, maar je bent toch wel een kleine koning !
"Maar ja, echt ontspannen zaten we niet meer te bingoën"
quote:Op maandag 2 januari 2006 17:35 schreef LOLBOY het volgende:
. I didn't realize I was so popular. Maybe that's why everyone stares at me when I walk down the street [ :-) ].
Tell him the liberator who destroyed my property has realigned my perception.
We moeten 'm eigenlijk die fotosoepsels laten zien uit dat ene topic.
Hij flipt 'm compleet door bij die fotosoeps over Hitler enzo.
Het was toch een Jood?
Hij flipt 'm compleet door bij die fotosoeps over Hitler enzo.
Het was toch een Jood?
Ik dacht ook dat het prins bernhard was
[b]Mag ik niet zeggen voor me moeder
Van het Concert des Levens krijgt niemand een Program
Sokkel Lolleromfg[/b]
Van het Concert des Levens krijgt niemand een Program
Sokkel Lolleromfg[/b]
ik ga hopelijk volgend jaar een stukje door amerika reizen, zal ik bij hem langs gaan?
"Maar ja, echt ontspannen zaten we niet meer te bingoën"
heeft iemand joe@topshot.com al toegevoegd bij MSN?
*But in my own way, I am king. Hail to the king baby.*
Joseph Berry is a senior software developer at Landmark Systems Corporation in Vienna, Virginia. He is one of the authors of Landmark's PerformanceWorks products, PerformanceWorks/Smart Agents for UNIX. A former HP 3000 systems specialist for Hewlett-Packard, he has been in the computer industry for more than 25 years. He can be reached at joe@wayne.unix.landmark.co.
*But in my own way, I am king. Hail to the king baby.*
quote:Op maandag 2 januari 2006 17:44 schreef timmeeeh het volgende:
!
LOLBOY, ik vond je eerst vervelend, maar je bent toch wel een kleine koning !
Joseph Berry
Educational Experience
University of Georgia Athens, GA
Degree: BA
Major: Archaeology/Geology
Professional Experience
Marketing Manager The Sanborn Map Company
October 2001 - November 2001 Pelham, NY
Responsible for the management of marketing and public relations efforts and for assistance with proposal development functions. Supervised a senior marketing and public relations coordinator.
Proposal Management
Acted as consultant for advanced proposal development projects. Coordinated with existing proposal staff to facilitate team building, and to strengthen proposal image, presentation and content. Lead proposal writer on key projects identified as strategic initiatives such as state-wide projects or open ended professional services agreements.
Public Relations
Enhanced the public image of the company through advertising, coordination with media outlets through media contacts and press releases.
Print media marketing
Developed a pocket folder with inserts, stationery, trade-show posters, and related marketing material.
Web media marketing
Project manager for company web site redesign
Wrote all content and managed the information architecture for the redesigned site.
Corporate identity
Responsible for the development of corporate identity for newly acquired corporate locations.
Trade shows
Customized booth presentation materials for individual trade shows to target specific industries and to accommodate for regional differences.
Print buying
Print buyer for all major purchases. Identified and approved vendors, designated printing processes and mediums, responsibility for approving final proofs.
Senior Proposal Writer The Sanborn Map Company
May 1999 - October 2000 Pelham, NY
Had overall responsibility for all aspects of the proposal writing process. Worked independently as head of department. Served as liaison between sales and the production department. Oversaw a staff that included a proposal writer, administrative assistant and a graphic designer. Spearheaded a complete overhaul and redesign of the proposal writing system in order to improve efficiencies and leverage new developments in technologies.
Project coordination
Assessed and classified all incoming requests for proposals. Determined the scope of work of potential projects and ensured that all resources such as hardware, software and manpower necessary for the completion of the project were available. Projects ranged in scope from data conversion, applications development, database design, 3D-GIS to web-based mapping.
Project estimation
Detailed all project costs. Determined materials and man-hours required. Coordinated cost estimates with international subcontractors.
Technical writing
Wrote all technical content for proposals. Clearly detailed all project steps and mapping tasks necessary to bring the project from initiation to completion.
Marketing and Graphic design
Created all new marketing content and associated design for proposals and other business communication. Instituted a complete overhaul of the existing proposal design and marketing content.
Technical sales support
Responsible for sales calls and meetings with nationwide municipal clients to address questions regarding project specifications, schedules and costs.
Project manager University of Georgia, Office of Information
February 1998-May 1999 Athens, GA
Oversaw day–to-day operations of a statewide base mapping project that
produced digital maps for the Georgia Department of Transportation.
Supervised and trained 15-member staff.
Other Information
General skills:
Marketing
Proposal Development
Communications
Public Relations
Project Management
Print Production
Graphic Design/Desktop Publishing
Computer Skills:
IBM, Windows 95/98/NT, DOS, UNIX, relational databases, Arc/Info (command line arc, arcedit and arcplot), AML, ArcView (ESRI Certified), Avenue (ESRI Certified), Idrisi, Microsoft Office (Certificate in Advanced MS Word), PowerPoint, Excel, Visio, Corel Draw, Photoshop, Illustrator, PageMaker, Quark Xpress, Microsoft Project, strong Internet skills
Core GIS Competencies:
Needs assessment and implementation planning, aerial photography, airborne GPS, planimetric mapping, topographic mapping, digital orthophotography, LIDAR, digital elevation modeling, digital terrain modeling, data conversion, heads-up digitizing, best fit georeferencing, photorectification, tax parcel and utility mapping, hydrography and transportation mapping, DLG-F interface
Educational Experience
University of Georgia Athens, GA
Degree: BA
Major: Archaeology/Geology
Professional Experience
Marketing Manager The Sanborn Map Company
October 2001 - November 2001 Pelham, NY
Responsible for the management of marketing and public relations efforts and for assistance with proposal development functions. Supervised a senior marketing and public relations coordinator.
Proposal Management
Acted as consultant for advanced proposal development projects. Coordinated with existing proposal staff to facilitate team building, and to strengthen proposal image, presentation and content. Lead proposal writer on key projects identified as strategic initiatives such as state-wide projects or open ended professional services agreements.
Public Relations
Enhanced the public image of the company through advertising, coordination with media outlets through media contacts and press releases.
Print media marketing
Developed a pocket folder with inserts, stationery, trade-show posters, and related marketing material.
Web media marketing
Project manager for company web site redesign
Wrote all content and managed the information architecture for the redesigned site.
Corporate identity
Responsible for the development of corporate identity for newly acquired corporate locations.
Trade shows
Customized booth presentation materials for individual trade shows to target specific industries and to accommodate for regional differences.
Print buying
Print buyer for all major purchases. Identified and approved vendors, designated printing processes and mediums, responsibility for approving final proofs.
Senior Proposal Writer The Sanborn Map Company
May 1999 - October 2000 Pelham, NY
Had overall responsibility for all aspects of the proposal writing process. Worked independently as head of department. Served as liaison between sales and the production department. Oversaw a staff that included a proposal writer, administrative assistant and a graphic designer. Spearheaded a complete overhaul and redesign of the proposal writing system in order to improve efficiencies and leverage new developments in technologies.
Project coordination
Assessed and classified all incoming requests for proposals. Determined the scope of work of potential projects and ensured that all resources such as hardware, software and manpower necessary for the completion of the project were available. Projects ranged in scope from data conversion, applications development, database design, 3D-GIS to web-based mapping.
Project estimation
Detailed all project costs. Determined materials and man-hours required. Coordinated cost estimates with international subcontractors.
Technical writing
Wrote all technical content for proposals. Clearly detailed all project steps and mapping tasks necessary to bring the project from initiation to completion.
Marketing and Graphic design
Created all new marketing content and associated design for proposals and other business communication. Instituted a complete overhaul of the existing proposal design and marketing content.
Technical sales support
Responsible for sales calls and meetings with nationwide municipal clients to address questions regarding project specifications, schedules and costs.
Project manager University of Georgia, Office of Information
February 1998-May 1999 Athens, GA
Oversaw day–to-day operations of a statewide base mapping project that
produced digital maps for the Georgia Department of Transportation.
Supervised and trained 15-member staff.
Other Information
General skills:
Marketing
Proposal Development
Communications
Public Relations
Project Management
Print Production
Graphic Design/Desktop Publishing
Computer Skills:
IBM, Windows 95/98/NT, DOS, UNIX, relational databases, Arc/Info (command line arc, arcedit and arcplot), AML, ArcView (ESRI Certified), Avenue (ESRI Certified), Idrisi, Microsoft Office (Certificate in Advanced MS Word), PowerPoint, Excel, Visio, Corel Draw, Photoshop, Illustrator, PageMaker, Quark Xpress, Microsoft Project, strong Internet skills
Core GIS Competencies:
Needs assessment and implementation planning, aerial photography, airborne GPS, planimetric mapping, topographic mapping, digital orthophotography, LIDAR, digital elevation modeling, digital terrain modeling, data conversion, heads-up digitizing, best fit georeferencing, photorectification, tax parcel and utility mapping, hydrography and transportation mapping, DLG-F interface
Ik trouw later met het zusje van BrauN,omdat ik dan zijn Schlager word.
Die lijkt er wel sterk op. Gaaf topicquote:Op maandag 2 januari 2006 17:54 schreef LOLBOY het volgende:
Zou dit 'm zijn (google images: joe berry) ?
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Wie gaat bij m langs met een paar kratten bier?quote:Op maandag 2 januari 2006 17:56 schreef LOLBOY het volgende:
Dit is te veel ineens
We hebben goud gevonden!
Maar toch niet helemaal.
Als extended edition van de Kankerkachel tour 2006quote:Op maandag 2 januari 2006 17:57 schreef Gizmore het volgende:
[..]
Wie gaat bij m langs met een paar kratten bier?
Ik heb m terug gemaild met een dankjewel, dat we verrast waren en of ie het niet erg zou vinden een recente foto te sturen
BrauN: What do you do?quote:Op maandag 2 januari 2006 17:57 schreef Gizmore het volgende:
[..]
Wie gaat bij m langs met een paar kratten bier?
Joe Berry: Sorting pallets. ... Sorting pallets, ej.
BrauN: Is that hard work?
Joe Berry: Mwa, kinda.
Nah, serieus... doet dat maar niet.quote:Op maandag 2 januari 2006 17:56 schreef Beach het volgende:
En nu maar de soepjes mailen
Als die vent écht een Jood is dan is het een behoorlijke klap als je je kop gesoept ziet op het lijf van bijvoorbeeld Adolf Hitler... Een geintje is leuk, maar zoiets is vrij laag, imho.
Zou wel geweldig zijn als die vent al die soepjes te zien krijgtquote:Op maandag 2 januari 2006 18:01 schreef BrauN het volgende:
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BrauN: What do you do?
Joe Berry: Sorting pallets. ... Sorting pallets, ej.
BrauN: Is that hard work?
Joe Berry: Mwa, kinda.
Zou wel geweldig zijn als die vent al die soepjes te zien krijgt
Maar toch niet helemaal.
Dat wel, maar toch, je kunt natuurlijk ook gewoon een selectie mailen ipv allesquote:Op maandag 2 januari 2006 18:03 schreef BrauN het volgende:
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Nah, serieus... doet dat maar niet.
Als die vent écht een Jood is dan is het een behoorlijke klap als je je kop gesoept ziet op het lijf van bijvoorbeeld Adolf Hitler... Een geintje is leuk, maar zoiets is vrij laag, imho.
Maar toch niet helemaal.
Nee ga ik mee akkoord, dat is nergens voor nodigquote:Op maandag 2 januari 2006 18:03 schreef BrauN het volgende:
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Nah, serieus... doet dat maar niet.
Als die vent écht een Jood is dan is het een behoorlijke klap als je je kop gesoept ziet op het lijf van bijvoorbeeld Adolf Hitler... Een geintje is leuk, maar zoiets is vrij laag, imho.
Je weetquote:Op maandag 2 januari 2006 18:05 schreef sungaMsunitraM het volgende:
Historisch topic dit
Blonde adonis kan men vinden op de site van de politie eindhoven.
Sectie huiselijk geweld en openbare mishandeling.
Sectie huiselijk geweld en openbare mishandeling.
Ik trouw later met het zusje van BrauN,omdat ik dan zijn Schlager word.
Hahaha die Joe Berry zou hem zo kunnen zijn. Zijn baard is nog wat grijzer geworden, maar die grijns is precies hetzelfde !!!
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