Kinderpraatjes deel 6

Jasper Jij snapt het hoor!

Oma en ik zijn woordjes aan het oefenen met Christan, die ineens door lijkt te hebben hoe letters samen een woord vormen

We zijn al een tijdje bezig.

J-a-s?

Jas!

K-a-t?

Kat!

Christan wordt melig.

P-oe-s?

Harige kat!

Ja, hij heeft het ineens door

Bo

Eet-tos

Ik denk dat deze het beste hier past

7 reasons not to mess with children

1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow
a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was
very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

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2 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children
while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see
each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked
what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl
replied, "They will in a minute."

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3 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with
her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy
Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to
treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family)
answered, "Thou shall not kill."

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4 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the
dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had
several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her
brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of
your hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and
make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then
said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

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5 The class had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown
up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael,
He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the
teacher, she's dead."

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6 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood
on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would
turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

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7 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic
elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large
pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple
tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table
was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the
apples."

Heerlijk die kinderen

Stoere Bram

We komen Madurodam binnen.

Christan kijkt om zich heen en zegt enthousiast:

Mama, kijk eens! Allemaal echte boten die nep zijn!

Hihihi, Kwabbel en Babbel

Christan krijgt nog weleens iets mee van die ouderwetse liedjes die mama zingt:

Sammy, kijk niet zo gebogen!

Mam, ik word later toch maar geen astronaut.

O, wat ga je dan worden?

Nou, gewoon niks, dan ga ik bij jou op de Nuon werken *big smile*


En bedankt, zoon