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Van wiki:
Tijdens een tongzoen wordt uitgewisseld:
- 9 mg water
- 0,7 mg albumine
- 0,711 mg vetstoffen
- 0,18 g organische materie
- 0,45 mg zouten
- 250 verschillende bacteriën
Verzin hier wat er wordt uitgewisseld tijdens de gemiddelde geslachtsgemeenschap. Gokje:
- 0,4 mg urine
- 20 verschillende soorten darmbacteriën (tijdens een Grieks "diner")
- 10 mg zaad
- een halve eierstok
Tijdens een tongzoen wordt uitgewisseld:
- 9 mg water
- 0,7 mg albumine
- 0,711 mg vetstoffen
- 0,18 g organische materie
- 0,45 mg zouten
- 250 verschillende bacteriën
Verzin hier wat er wordt uitgewisseld tijdens de gemiddelde geslachtsgemeenschap. Gokje:
- 0,4 mg urine
- 20 verschillende soorten darmbacteriën (tijdens een Grieks "diner")
- 10 mg zaad
- een halve eierstok
President Camacho
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quote:
'It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh... '
"Please don't argue with me. My brain's only just about capable of stopping me farting in front of you."
"Please don't argue with me. My brain's only just about capable of stopping me farting in front of you."
10 mg zaad ? weegt 10cc maar 10 mg.
[ Bericht 4% gewijzigd door longinus op 26-12-2005 23:36:18 (Te weinig volume.) ]
[ Bericht 4% gewijzigd door longinus op 26-12-2005 23:36:18 (Te weinig volume.) ]
Dit bericht is goedgekeurd door de NSA en de NVD en andere opsporingsdiensten.
=> WFL.quote:Op maandag 26 december 2005 23:25 schreef longinus het volgende:
10 mg zaad ? weegt 5cc maar 10 mg.
President Camacho
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Gespreksuitwisselingen tijdens de seks:
Vrouw: HARDER!"
Man: "Oeps"
Vrouw: "Mijn anus! wat doe je!?"
Man: "Mwehehe1;!!1/!"
Vrouw: HARDER!"
Man: "Oeps"
Vrouw: "Mijn anus! wat doe je!?"
Man: "Mwehehe1;!!1/!"
Wat loop je naar mijn sig te kijken!?
Zeg wat doet die relnicht in dit topic? Ga eens snel je handen wassen jijquote:
Ga eens snel je handen wassen jij 
Op vrijdag 19 januari 2007 05:02 schreef RottePeer het volgende:
je bent zelf een slechte kaolo-kloon boeler. pitoes smoken is da shizznit
met je homo-ass poppetje met make-up op z'n wangen
je bent zelf een slechte kaolo-kloon boeler. pitoes smoken is da shizznit
met je homo-ass poppetje met make-up op z'n wangen
In the spirit of Xmas
on the first day of chrstmass my true love gave to me
his large cock in my cavety
on the second day of christmass my true love gave to me
two full nuts
and his large cock in my cavety
on the third day of christmass my true love gave to me
three STD's
two full nuts
and his large cock in my cavety
on the fourth day of christmass my true love gave to me
four minute bliss
three STD's
two full nuts
and his large cock in my cavety
on the fifth day of christmass my true love gave to me
five gentle kisses
four minute bliss
three STD's
two full nuts
and his large cock in my cavety
on the sixth day of christmass my true love gave to me
six mighty shoves
five gentle kisses
four minute bliss
three STD's
two full nuts
and his large cock in my cavety
on the seventh day of christmass my true love gave to me
seven bum spankings
six mighty shoves
five gentle kisses
four minute bliss
three STD's
two full nuts
and his large cock in my cavety
on the eight day of christmass my true love gave to me
eight pubic lice
seven bum spankings
six mighty shoves
five gentle kisses
four minute bliss
three STD's
two full nuts
and his large cock in my cavety
on the nineth day of christmass my true love gave to me
nine bloody lashes
eight pubic lice
seven bum spankings
six mighty shoves
five gentle kisses
four minute bliss
three STD's
two full nuts
and his large cock in my cavety
on the tenth day of christmass my true love gave to me
ten cc of seed
nine bloody lashes
eight pubic lice
seven bum spankings
six mighty shoves
five gentle kisses
four minute bliss
three STD's
two full nuts
on the eleventh day of christmass my true love gave to me
eleven second orgasm
ten cc of seed
nine bloody lashes
eight pubic lice
seven bum spankings
six mighty shoves
five gentle kisses
four minute bliss
three STD's
two full nuts
and his large cock in my cavety
on the twelth day of christmass my true love gave to me
twelve hours to leave
eleven second orgasm
ten cc of seed
nine bloody lashes
eight pubic lice
seven bum spankings
six mighty shoves
five gentle kisses
four minute bliss
three STD's
two full nuts
and his large cock in my cavety
Tis laat ben dronken dus als het niet helemaal klopt... sue me
on the first day of chrstmass my true love gave to me
his large cock in my cavety
on the second day of christmass my true love gave to me
two full nuts
and his large cock in my cavety
on the third day of christmass my true love gave to me
three STD's
two full nuts
and his large cock in my cavety
on the fourth day of christmass my true love gave to me
four minute bliss
three STD's
two full nuts
and his large cock in my cavety
on the fifth day of christmass my true love gave to me
five gentle kisses
four minute bliss
three STD's
two full nuts
and his large cock in my cavety
on the sixth day of christmass my true love gave to me
six mighty shoves
five gentle kisses
four minute bliss
three STD's
two full nuts
and his large cock in my cavety
on the seventh day of christmass my true love gave to me
seven bum spankings
six mighty shoves
five gentle kisses
four minute bliss
three STD's
two full nuts
and his large cock in my cavety
on the eight day of christmass my true love gave to me
eight pubic lice
seven bum spankings
six mighty shoves
five gentle kisses
four minute bliss
three STD's
two full nuts
and his large cock in my cavety
on the nineth day of christmass my true love gave to me
nine bloody lashes
eight pubic lice
seven bum spankings
six mighty shoves
five gentle kisses
four minute bliss
three STD's
two full nuts
and his large cock in my cavety
on the tenth day of christmass my true love gave to me
ten cc of seed
nine bloody lashes
eight pubic lice
seven bum spankings
six mighty shoves
five gentle kisses
four minute bliss
three STD's
two full nuts
on the eleventh day of christmass my true love gave to me
eleven second orgasm
ten cc of seed
nine bloody lashes
eight pubic lice
seven bum spankings
six mighty shoves
five gentle kisses
four minute bliss
three STD's
two full nuts
and his large cock in my cavety
on the twelth day of christmass my true love gave to me
twelve hours to leave
eleven second orgasm
ten cc of seed
nine bloody lashes
eight pubic lice
seven bum spankings
six mighty shoves
five gentle kisses
four minute bliss
three STD's
two full nuts
and his large cock in my cavety
Tis laat ben dronken dus als het niet helemaal klopt... sue me
Free speech?....... Yeah about as free as a Ferrari!!
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
Laboro te salutante
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
Laboro te salutante
Volgens mij deed je er ook weer heel wat calorieen mee verbranden.
Dat maakt die vetstoffen weer goed.
Dat maakt die vetstoffen weer goed.
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
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