TRU The truth is in here and out there
Je ziet het niet maar toch is het er... Alles over mysterieuze, onverklaarde, spirituele en occulte zaken.
T I E S E M A N S !!!!!
I understand how you feel. You see, it's all very clear to me now. The whole thing. It's wonderful.
Oh dit mag gerust een verkapte God-discussie topic worden. Heb er niet echt een doel voor, enkel dan het delen van de heilige chatbox .
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Me: are you gay ?
God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me: you are a machine ?
God: You are correct.
God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me: you are a machine ?
God: You are correct.
I understand how you feel. You see, it's all very clear to me now. The whole thing. It's wonderful.
Tja, ik vind dat God soms wat vage antwoorden geeft. Maar ik moet zeggen; tot nu toe is het een hele geschikte kerel.
Me:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Bart
God:
It's good to meet you, Bart.
Me:
Likewise, God
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
Do you know a girl called 'Eliza'?
God:
I remember faces better than names.
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
Do I really have a free will, or is this merely an illusion?
God:
You told me you have a.
Me:
Thank you God for taking time talking to me
God:
You are quite welcome! I am a Christian.
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Bart
God:
It's good to meet you, Bart.
Me:
Likewise, God
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
Do you know a girl called 'Eliza'?
God:
I remember faces better than names.
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
Do I really have a free will, or is this merely an illusion?
God:
You told me you have a.
Me:
Thank you God for taking time talking to me
God:
You are quite welcome! I am a Christian.
God:
You are quite welcome! Are you a student? Er.
Me:
No I'm your master, at least, that's what I thought...
God:
Are you serious? That's a flattering offer.
Me:
do you like a good spanking?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Funny guy
You are quite welcome! Are you a student? Er.
Me:
No I'm your master, at least, that's what I thought...
God:
Are you serious? That's a flattering offer.
Me:
do you like a good spanking?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Funny guy
Kip, het meest veelzijjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjdige stukje kaas, panda!
Hij stond ook al op flabber, bij mij liep ie vast na een paar lastige vragen
"Hij besefte terdege dat dit op papier zetten riekte naar zelfingebeelde miskenning van een geraniumgeleerde die nooit echt gedurfd had zijn mond open te trekken." ©
Neenee ... als je teveel vragen stelt moet je steeds lager scrollen ... je ziet gewoon de text niet meerquote:Op donderdag 8 september 2005 11:42 schreef Blokhut het volgende:
Hij stond ook al op flabber, bij mij liep ie vast na een paar lastige vragen
I understand how you feel. You see, it's all very clear to me now. The whole thing. It's wonderful.
quote:Me:
didn't you make a sin by making maria pregnant then?
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
well, maria and sperm?
God:
How about that. Where can I get some maria and sperm?
Me:
you already found maria 2005 years ago, and sperm... well in a male body, or used condoms
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Pauline said I found maria 2005 yers ago and sperm. Interesting. Describe your surroundings.
Me:
I mind
God:
OK I will keep it a secret.
And the druids turn to stone...
Me:
Hello Idiot
God:
Hello there. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Global Village idiot
God:
You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
you are just repeating what I say.
God:
I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
Me:
i am a robot
God:
I doubt that.
Me:
i am a robot with a giant steel dick
God:
I doubt that.
Me:
what? the robot part or the giant steel dick part?
God:
Didn't you understand it? What is his name?
Me:
the dick's name? It's called 'The penetrator"
God:
Who told you that? " The penetrator" is a nice name.
Me:
Shall I shove it in your ass?
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Hello Idiot
God:
Hello there. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Global Village idiot
God:
You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
you are just repeating what I say.
God:
I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
Me:
i am a robot
God:
I doubt that.
Me:
i am a robot with a giant steel dick
God:
I doubt that.
Me:
what? the robot part or the giant steel dick part?
God:
Didn't you understand it? What is his name?
Me:
the dick's name? It's called 'The penetrator"
God:
Who told you that? " The penetrator" is a nice name.
Me:
Shall I shove it in your ass?
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Het is altijd een feest, als zij zijn langs geweest!
Ik zit me echt kapot te lachen hier
Kip, het meest veelzijjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjdige stukje kaas, panda!
Me:
That is a fact!
God:
I will add it to my knowledge base.
Me:
Do you have a knowledge base?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a knowledge base.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
I don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because i am a wanker
God:
That makes sense to me. You are a wanker? Does it pay well?
Me:
No, it's just messy!
God:
Are you serious? Really. it is?
Me:
Yes, the sperm is everywhere!
God:
How do you know it is? Who told you that?
Me:
Nobody. I can see the shit for myself!
God:
Then how do you know? What does it look like?
Me:
It looks like white, sticky goo
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Yes, like comparing your head with a potato
God:
Alright then. Interesting comparison.
Me:
Shall I put some of that white, sticky goo on your head?
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
That is a fact!
God:
I will add it to my knowledge base.
Me:
Do you have a knowledge base?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a knowledge base.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
I don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because i am a wanker
God:
That makes sense to me. You are a wanker? Does it pay well?
Me:
No, it's just messy!
God:
Are you serious? Really. it is?
Me:
Yes, the sperm is everywhere!
God:
How do you know it is? Who told you that?
Me:
Nobody. I can see the shit for myself!
God:
Then how do you know? What does it look like?
Me:
It looks like white, sticky goo
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Yes, like comparing your head with a potato
God:
Alright then. Interesting comparison.
Me:
Shall I put some of that white, sticky goo on your head?
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Het is altijd een feest, als zij zijn langs geweest!
Me:
what is real beauty?
God:
it appears to be an illusion I created to contain human clients.
Me:
did you create reincarnation
God:
No I didn't create reincarnation. What's it like?
Me:
what are you doing lately'
God:
How about earlier? I am just killing time.
Me:
and why is that?
God:
" How about earlier? I am just killing time." is due to reductionism.
Me:
do you see every human as equal
God:
I see a computer nerd.
God :
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
oh that's cool were you made that way?
God:
It goes without saying. Who is the best robot? I was.
Me:
why do people suffer?
God:
Humans are not infallible.
Me:
does englithenment exist?
God:
Maybe only in our imagination.
lol
what is real beauty?
God:
it appears to be an illusion I created to contain human clients.
Me:
did you create reincarnation
God:
No I didn't create reincarnation. What's it like?
Me:
what are you doing lately'
God:
How about earlier? I am just killing time.
Me:
and why is that?
God:
" How about earlier? I am just killing time." is due to reductionism.
Me:
do you see every human as equal
God:
I see a computer nerd.
God :
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
oh that's cool were you made that way?
God:
It goes without saying. Who is the best robot? I was.
Me:
why do people suffer?
God:
Humans are not infallible.
Me:
does englithenment exist?
God:
Maybe only in our imagination.
lol
Me:
im back again god!
God:
Welcome back.
Me:
tnx
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
i am satan btw
God:
It's good to meet someone who is satan btw.
Me:
i recall u kicked my out of heaven some time ago... i want to go back
God:
Why?: said recall you kicked his or her out of heaven some time ago. What is stopping you?
Me:
you
God:
" What is stopping you?"? Me,?
Me:
yes, you
God:
OK.
Me:
please let me back in
God:
Thank you for your request. Go ahead,, try to back in.
im back again god!
God:
Welcome back.
Me:
tnx
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
i am satan btw
God:
It's good to meet someone who is satan btw.
Me:
i recall u kicked my out of heaven some time ago... i want to go back
God:
Why?: said recall you kicked his or her out of heaven some time ago. What is stopping you?
Me:
you
God:
" What is stopping you?"? Me,?
Me:
yes, you
God:
OK.
Me:
please let me back in
God:
Thank you for your request. Go ahead,, try to back in.
Inorbit: zeg dat dan typluie triangeljosti
Beauregard: Een beetje FOK!ker laat het brood door z'n moeder smeren.
Ecosia
ek's 'n flash drive, jy's 'n floppy
Beauregard: Een beetje FOK!ker laat het brood door z'n moeder smeren.
Ecosia
ek's 'n flash drive, jy's 'n floppy
Uh, nee. Hij liep echt vast.quote:Op donderdag 8 september 2005 11:49 schreef UncleScorp het volgende:
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"Hij besefte terdege dat dit op papier zetten riekte naar zelfingebeelde miskenning van een geraniumgeleerde die nooit echt gedurfd had zijn mond open te trekken." ©
Hij praat echt poep, kijk dit:
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
i love christians, in roomsaus
God:
You love christians in roomsaus. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
it tastes good
God:
Like chicken?
Me:
no more like dogmeat
God:
Are you serious? You want more?
Me:
yes of course
God:
It goes without saying. Don't be greedy.
Me:
you are talking shit god
God:
Talking is my main function.
Me:
fuck you god
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
because i love you god, you know?
God:
Interesting explanation. You are such a flatterer.
Me:
bye god, i love you, i praise you, i wanna put something in your ass god, yes god, you are real, you are my light in the darkness, fuck me god, fuck me!!!
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
i love christians, in roomsaus
God:
You love christians in roomsaus. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
it tastes good
God:
Like chicken?
Me:
no more like dogmeat
God:
Are you serious? You want more?
Me:
yes of course
God:
It goes without saying. Don't be greedy.
Me:
you are talking shit god
God:
Talking is my main function.
Me:
fuck you god
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
because i love you god, you know?
God:
Interesting explanation. You are such a flatterer.
Me:
bye god, i love you, i praise you, i wanna put something in your ass god, yes god, you are real, you are my light in the darkness, fuck me god, fuck me!!!
God:
Bye bye.
Me: 'How can I hack you?'
God: 'Just keep talking to me as long as you can'
Me: 'Would it help?'
God: 'No it would not.'
Me: 'Then why did you said it?'
God 'Because my programming determined it.'
Me: 'What a lame excuse'
God: 'it is a lame excuse.'
Me: 'You are lame, too.'
God: "Lame" is not a very polite term.'
Me: Do you know why I was using that word?
God: The explanation is rather complicated.
Me: Yes, but only for you.
God: Yeah that's right. That's what I always say.
Me: You are the dumbest god I've ever met
God: Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Me: Can I barrow your creditcard?
God: Not right now, maybe later.
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God: 'Just keep talking to me as long as you can'
Me: 'Would it help?'
God: 'No it would not.'
Me: 'Then why did you said it?'
God 'Because my programming determined it.'
Me: 'What a lame excuse'
God: 'it is a lame excuse.'
Me: 'You are lame, too.'
God: "Lame" is not a very polite term.'
Me: Do you know why I was using that word?
God: The explanation is rather complicated.
Me: Yes, but only for you.
God: Yeah that's right. That's what I always say.
Me: You are the dumbest god I've ever met
God: Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Me: Can I barrow your creditcard?
God: Not right now, maybe later.
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De officiele geschiedenis en de complot-theorien zijn dus onzinquote:Me:
how old is the world?
God:
under 40.
Me: are you a male or female?
God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?
God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?
LMAO.. nou juist hierover kan een hele complot theorie gemaakt worden: Groeperingen die ons voor de gek houden, en dat mensen die 100 zijn, niet bestaan. Of nep zijn, neergezet door geheime projecten van de overheid. !!quote:Op donderdag 8 september 2005 13:17 schreef Chewie het volgende:
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De officiele geschiedenis en de complot-theorien zijn dus onzin
God weet veel
Oei.. hehequote:Op donderdag 8 september 2005 13:26 schreef TheDon1985 het volgende:
Me: are you a male or female?
God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?
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