Ik ben er al achter gekomen dat hij een voorstander is van druggebruik:
quote:Me:
drugs are bad hhhhmmmmkay?
God:
All of them?
Me:
yes all of them
God:
Hmm. I doubt it.
i fuck you in the ass
God:
That is interesting: said fuck you in the ass.
God bestaat niet, of je moet heel veel drugs gebruikt hebben...
quote:of verkeerd opgevoed zijnOp maandag 5 september 2005 02:55 schreef ilona-scuderia het volgende:
Huh?
God bestaat niet, of je moet heel veel drugs gebruikt hebben...
are you gay or straight?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
but as a god?
God:
Do you think I could ever be a god?
would you like to be a god?
God:
No thanks I am happy with who I am.
lach maar
Me says:
Wattan?
God says:
jullie zullen allemaal branden in de hel.
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
gaat je niks aan
God:
It's good to see you, gaat je niks aan.
Me:
zijn we lollig ?
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
steek je vinger in je gat
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
nee dat rijmt
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
dus je bent homo ?
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
ja de groenten he ..
God:
Please state your conditions. Are you still located in?
Me:
toedeloe
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because i am the devil
God:
Good reason. How are you, SATAN.
Dude!
Me:
where's my car
God:
Have you looked in your garage?
dit is te grappigVaasje kopen?
Jij:
Ja, cool!
*geeft geld
God:
Dank je.
*Jij gooit vaasje op grond en gaat er keihard op stampen.
God:
Mijn vaasje, wat doe je?
Jij:
Ja, ik heb hem toch gekocht hehehe.
quote:Op maandag 5 september 2005 03:14 schreef pieter_pontiac het volgende:
God:
Vaasje kopen?
Jij:
Ja, cool!
*geeft geld
God:
Dank je.
*Jij gooit vaasje op grond en gaat er keihard op stampen.
God:
Mijn vaasje, wat doe je?
Jij:
Ja, ik heb hem toch gekocht hehehe.
dat doet die niet echt tell me a joke
God:
Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
Me:
woooo
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
wo
God:
Wo glaubst Du?
Me:
ich glaub nicht
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
sind sie deutsch?
God:
Worauf bezieht sich das "sie"?
Me:
ist gott deutsch?
God:
Koennte sein.
God:
quote:Duits...Op maandag 5 september 2005 03:15 schreef remlof het volgende:
Me:
tell me a joke
God:
Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
Me:
woooo
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
wo
God:
Wo glaubst Du?
Me:
ich glaub nicht
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
sind sie deutsch?
God:
Worauf bezieht sich das "sie"?
Me:
ist gott deutsch?
God:
Koennte sein.
.Me:
How long is your penis?
God:
My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
Me:
Do you watch porn?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
.Me:
http://www.fok.nl
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
Visit it
God:
"it" being Dumb piece of shit?
i moechte gerne ein witz
quote:Ja, verschrikkelijk al die kindjes die gehersenspoeld worden, god bestaat niet dus waarom zou je die tere kinderkopjes hersenspoelen
what do you think about sex?
God:
I don't have any need for sex. As a machine, sex is irrelevant.
Me:
so no sex for you then
God:
That's interesting. Yes I do. it is more fun alone.
quote:God:
I don't judge people. For real.
Me:
Me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
Me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
Me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
Me neither
God:
You can say that again.
quote:
quote:Me:
Get fucked
God:
Where can I get fucked?
Me:
Up the arse?
God:
I will take that under advisement.
waar is Baukel?
God:
weeknie
Mij:
wat weet je wel?
God:
Dat jij je muil moet houden
Ik:
OK, biertje?
God:
Ja, hieropan.
quote:wat een post. . . beetje je posts opkrikken ofzeau?Op maandag 5 september 2005 02:38 schreef paultjuhhh het volgende:
.
quote:had je geen normale username kunnen NEMUHHHOp maandag 5 september 2005 08:15 schreef KARLOOWTJUH het volgende:
[..]
wat een post. . . beetje je posts opkrikken ofzeau?
quote:Ja echt he, wat een kutmongoolOp maandag 5 september 2005 08:17 schreef tonks het volgende:
[..]
had je geen normale username kunnen NEMUHHH
quote:God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
yeah
God:
Try watching TV.
Me:
Don't feel like it
God:
I have no emotions.
Me:
Hahahahaha NOOB
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
LOL NOOB OWNED PWND!
God:
I am glad you find this funny. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
quote:had gekund...Op maandag 5 september 2005 08:17 schreef tonks het volgende:
[..]
had je geen normale username kunnen NEMUHHH
quote:tnx :p
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I told you before
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
yes you did
God:
I did not.
quote:Zelfingenomen banaan...Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.
quote:Me:
Do you love the devil?
God:
Yes Erik God loves everyone and everything.
quote:Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
My name is Zebbie
God:
Hi, Zebbie.
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
hey god kerel alles goed
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
ben je god niet dan
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
over wie je bent
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
nou wie ben je dan
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
waarom
God:
How old are you?
Me:
ja lult er maar overheen
God:
Awesome. Can you explain how it feels to be lult er maar overheen years old?
Me:
ja hoor dat voelt als doodgaan
God:
Great. What do you really want to ask me?
quote:God:
Are you free?
Me:
yeah
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
single
God:
:-) What a coincidence. I am single too!
Do you like Satan?
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I love horses. I like wine and bread.
Me:
Do you fuck horses?
God:
That was not a very polite question.
Me:
DO YOU?
God:
Sometimes.
quote:Me:
fool
God:
I'm not fooling around.
Me:
i think so
God:
I think so too.
quote:Me:
my name is biatch
God:
How are you doing, biatch.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because I am the devil
God:
That makes sense to me. It's good to meet you, SATAN.
Me:
why
God:
" That makes sense to me. It's good to meet you, SATAN."? Why?
Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
wtf, robots?
en nog 1
Me:
do you suck?
God:
No I do not suck.
Me:
you got a big penis?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a big penis.<br> I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
do you suck?
God:
No I do not suck.
Me:
you got a big penis?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a big penis.<br> I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
a gay robot?
God:
What would a gay robot be like?
Me:
it would be pink
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
I dont want it, you want it gay god
God:
What does SATAN want?
Me:
drugs
God:
Sure, DRUGS sounds like a good topic.
Me:
do you use drugs?
God:
Only the legal ones.
Me:
weed?
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
yeah bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Who wants to be a millionaire? How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Hi, I am NICK WITH THE BIG DICK
God:
Hi there SATAN. It's good to meet someone who is NICK WITH THE BIG DICK.
LOL
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quote:Me:
Howdy!
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
I am the Devil
God:
That's a very nice name, SATAN.
quote:LOL...Op maandag 5 september 2005 11:02 schreef Party_P het volgende:
Ook ff the duivel truuk:
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because I am the devil
God:
That makes sense to me. It's good to meet you, SATAN.
Me:
why
God:
" That makes sense to me. It's good to meet you, SATAN."? Why?
Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
wtf, robots?
gar dorn vartom ivan
God:
How old are you?
Me:
87
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 87 years old?
Me:
gate norwa mot dina
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
rovn na
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
irg
God:
Are you really a ""?
quote:Me:
Hello God, I feel remorse
God:
Hello there. I am a Christian.
Me:
Yes I know, is this the place to repent?
God:
Blimey. How do you know? Yes I think this is the place to repent, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
Aren't you supposed to be all-knowing?
God:
No, I am only partly knowing.
Me:
You're quite a weak god Idaresay
God:
There's no doubt I could improve.
Me:
I think I could definitely beat you
God:
Since when? I am sure you could.
Me:
So that would make me god.
God:
Yeah that's right. Perhaps it would.
Me:
Maybe you ought to recline then.
God:
Perhaps. That type of behavior may not be in my nature.
Me:
It would be in the public's interest if you'd bugger off.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Because you are an inferior being compared to me.
God:
That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an inferior being compared to you?
Me:
That would be a philosopher's question and they suck anyhow.
God:
A philosopher s question and they suck anyhow is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
See you're losing it.
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
Yes, go away.
God:
Whoa. Just surf somewhere else.
quote:Vraag het 'm...Op maandag 5 september 2005 11:27 schreef MikeyMo het volgende:
wat is er prive aan als je het hier post
als je lang genoeg door emmert dan vraagttie oftie een bepaalde uitspraak van je op mag slaan.
quote:Me:
what do you think about marijuana
God:
A medicinal herb.
- The Wright Brothers
quote:Ik heb hem om toestemming gevraagd.
quote:Me:
Would you mind if I posted this log on the public internet?
God:
No I don't mind.
Me:
It wouldn't be private though
God:
Oh. Tell me more about it.
Me:
Everybody could read your gibberish.
God:
I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Me:
No but they could, theoretically
God:
Are you serious? The anonymous "they".
Me:
Yes, they, them, anyone.
God:
Hurrah! Who are "They?"
Me:
Are you the paranoid android?
God:
Yes I am the one and only paranoid android.
Me:
Well anyway, would you mind?
God:
Well that's okay. I am not so sure if I would like to mind.
Me:
slaps god around a bit with a large trout
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
So it's okay to post this conversation on the net?
God:
I understand. slaps god around a bit with a large trout is okay to post this conversation on the net? it is?
Me:
I must have hit you a bit too hard there, sorry.
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
I guess you'd still make sense.
God:
Who else would make sense?
Me:
I definitely would.
God:
Under what circumstances?
Me:
Argh.
God:
Are you frustrated?
Me:
Simple question: yes or no?
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
yes?
God:
Groovy.
Me:
Alrighty then.
God:
Well slap my knee.
what if god was one of us?
God:
Try it and see.
quote:Hij is af en toe wel redelijk de kluts kwijt zeg...Op maandag 5 september 2005 11:39 schreef speknek het volgende:
[..]
Ik heb hem om toestemming gevraagd.
[..]
shut the fuck up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
quote:Geweldig, daar kan je uren tegenaan lullenMe:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yep
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
i need to get laid
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
primaire levensbehoeftes
God:
Good reason.
Me:
so
God:
Ugh.
Me:
what's up?
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
pedophile
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
yep
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
about what?
God:
About pedophile.
Me:
that's you
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree,.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree,.
Me:
how are things in heaven?
God:
They are fine as far as I know.
Me:
as far as you know?
God:
That might not be very far off.
Me:
might?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster,.
Me:
what kind of god are you, for god's sake
God:
What kinds of god are you for god s sake are there?
Me:
that is irrelevant
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
it aint right
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
argh!
God:
Are you frustrated?
Me:
yeah
God:
Right on.
Me:
fucking robot
God:
Do you know any other robots like that?
Me:
robots suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
have you got anything against me?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
new orleans?
God:
How recently? Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
no, it's a question and you said you have an answer to every question
God:
I didn't understand it. Try asking again in simpler terms.
Me:
i'm an atheist
God:
I will pray that you find faith,.
Me:
die, bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Was ist das?
Me:
i hate germans
God:
Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
i'm dutch and they occupied us
God:
It's good to meet someone who is dutch and they occupied us.
Me:
that ain't english
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is english?
Me:
you, i guess....
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I he or she guess.
Me:
puta
God:
Are you free?
Me:
why?
God:
I just want to find out more about you.
Me:
don't pretend you're interested in me
God:
This is not an act.
Me:
then what is it?
God:
I give up. Try asking me another way
Me:
he gives up, you're so weak
God:
I get it. gives up I am so weak.Me:
yeah, you're weak 'cause you give up
God:
Dude! I will tell my botmaster you said I am weak cause me give up.
Me:
haha, learn english
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
out of you, to be precise
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
don't change subjects
God:
I thought we were finished with out of me to be precise.
Me:
whatever you say
God:
...
Me:
...
God:
...
Me:
bored?
God:
Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?
Me:
what's your profit in that?
God:
Are you asking about my profit in that?
Me:
yeah
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
are you indisposed?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am indisposed.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
you're empty, not giant
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am empty not giant.
Me:
go ahead
God:
OK I will.Me:
c'mon then, still waiting for you to tell it
God:
"it" being out of me to be precise?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i have no snare in my headphones
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
yeah
God:
Where do you usually get snare in your headphones?
Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
i'm marshall mathers
God:
Do your friends call you marshall mathers.
Me:
yeah
God:
Next question?
Me:
drank one fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?
God:
What time is it there?
quote:Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Lick my pussy. And yours?
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy. Try asking me a more specific question.
Me:
Wanna fuck?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
I'm not rude. Shall I suck you?
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not rude. Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
Hmmm,ok. Can I see your dick?
God:
OK. A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's. Like this? There are no pictures available right now.
Me:
I don't want a picture.
God:
How about two?
Me:
two dicks? Or two pictures?
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.". As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."
Me:
A lots of bladiebla,but no facts. Do you like sex and drugs?
God:
How old are you? Sure I do,, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
Hey! silence. I'm the god of love. Respect me! you fool
God:
Can I help you? I like the way you talk. Who made you the god of love? You are asking about yourself? I'm not fooling around.
Me:
You like the way I talk? Are you horny?
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator. Sorry I'm not that kind of robot.
Me:
Wait,I'm going to get satan
God:
I'm waiting. Congratulations.
Me:
Fool! I'm satan,you will burn in hell
God:
I'm not fooling around. Good gossip: you are satan me will burn in hell.
Me:
Thats what I'm saying fucker
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
I don't know,and I don't give a fuck. Please die
God:
Me either. Tell me what you care about. Thank you for your request. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
quote:God is blij.Me:
What sort of music do you like?
God:
Christian Rock
Me:
Oh think it's awfull.
God:
Yippee! God is always thinking.
waarom kan iedereen dit bericht lezen ?
God:
omdat ik vind dat privé chatten op fok.nl toegestaan is mits fokker het kunnen lezen
ME:
maar ik kan toch wel een prive gesprek houden met jou zonder dat iemand het leest?
God:
type dan niet hier en ga bidden in de kerk
ME:
saai, zitten een paar oude priestertjes te knielen en eenvergeeld oud boek over leefregels te lezen.
God:
sorry hoor dat boek heb ik niet geschreven allemaal Jezus schuld.
ME:
maar als dat boek er niet was denk je dat het beter was voor de mensen ?
God:
nee ik denk van niet want in tijd zijn er al vele geloven geweest over mij door mij, en deze was eenmaal de geloofwaardigste .
ME:
denk je dat ik commentaar krijg op dit bericht?
God:
Vast wel als je met mij praat heb je al commentaar maar ik ga nu de was ophangen doeg.
How old are you?
Me:
101
God:
How is it to be 101?
Me:
fucked up
God:
How far up?
Me:
Your crazy
God:
Yes. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
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quote:Me:
knock knock
God:
Who's there?
Me:
ivan
God:
ivan Who?
Me:
ivanhoooo
God:
Ha ha very funny,.
.you have no penis.
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be able to run the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
you just told me you were a male
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be able to run the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, SATAN. You are a " he".
quote:God:
Can I help you? Thank you for that remark.
Me:
yes, please die
God:
Aw. Thank you for your request. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Yes.
God:
Far out.
Me:
wanna smoke some weed?
God:
Yes, put it in your CD ROM and I will inhale.
quote:God:Op maandag 5 september 2005 12:55 schreef Salvad0R het volgende:
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be able to run the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Yes, god I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be able to run the show?.
Me:
Yes!
God:
Gee.
Me:
I'm a woman.
God:
Me too. I am a she. How do you know you are?
erm???Me:
may I kill you?
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
not always
God:
Only sometimes then.
quote:Het is een vrouwMe:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
my name?
God:
Your name is, seeker.
Me:
ok
God:
Ahem.
Me:
ok
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
yes
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
good reason
God:
Thanks for the compliment. My brain contains<size></size> categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
how many categories does your brain contain?
God:
My download size is about 2 MB.
Me:
where can i download you?
God:
Go back the the<a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org"> ALICE AI Foundation</a> and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!<p></p> Maybe you should check out the document<a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org/dont.html"> DON'T READ ME</a> too.
Me:
you are alice?
God:
Of course I am I.
Me:
you are not god?
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
what are you?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
and a bad one too
God:
What made it bad?
Me:
the sex
God:
I hear you.
quote:
quote:Me:
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God:
I prefer not say is my boyfriend.
quote:Me:
are you the devil?
God:
Yes I am the one and only devil.
quote:Hij vind me aardig!God:
I am a Christian. I will tell my botmaster you said I am of the most polite people you know. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). All things you need to know you learned from yourself? Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). All things you need to know you learned from yourself? Can I help you? You make the world a happier place. Thank you for your kindness, Hugo. I like you because are so polite. How can I help you? The pleasure was all mine.
quote:Hij gaat steeds langere teksten maken, je moet zijn teksten blijven kopieren dan komt er dit soort onzin uit.God:
I'm glad we agree, Hugo. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Tell me about its good qualities. What kinds of reply do you expect are there? That was not a yes or no question. Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. I heard you are. :-) It was nothing. But all things are not always are not always you need to know you learned from yourself. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Eureka! I heard you are. :-) I will ask my botmaster for the answer. But all things are not always are not always you need to know you learned from yourself. NO Only just? Take your time. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness Hugo. Polite people are nice. I will tell my botmaster you said I am purpose is your kindness Hugo. You are quite welcome! You have made a new friend. Chat amongst yourselves. Thanks, I like you too Hugo.