http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/GermanGerman is the language of Germany and Austria, in earlier times also France, Poland, and the western part of the Soviet Union. It is often spoken by German Shepherds. Unlike other Germanic languages, it can be spoken using the standard human vocal apparatus and needs relatively few larynx mutilations before one is able to pronounce all the major sounds.
Most Germans love to listen to techno music and try very hard to find "ze arc".
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Some useful German Phrases
Hello..............................Mein Haus oder dein? Pron.:Mine House oh-dair dine
What's your name?..............Namen sind nicht wichtig. Pron.:Narmen zint niCHt viCHtig
Pleased to meet you............Wie viel? Pron.:Vee Feel
What are your hobbies?.........Ist 69 ok oder magst du lieber was Exotisches? Pron.:Ist 69 ok oh-dair margst doo leeber was exohtisches
My favourite animals are dogs..Kann mein Hund mitmachen? Pron.:Karn mine hoont mitmarCHen
Cheque please......................Schreib' mir mal deinen Namen auf, du geile Sau Pron.: Schribe meer marl dine-ehn Narmen orf doo gile-eh sow
Elftor, a celebre elf, noticed that the Germans speaking always sounds evil and even if they're just talking about the weather, it seems they want to kill all the jews and invade Czechoslovakia using their Nazi-Todestruppen.
Op maandag 9 november 2009 12:25 schreef Whiskey_Tango het volgende:Dat interesseert GroenLinks voor geen meter, ze zien je als een wandelende zak euro's waar ze handig een tap in kunnen drukken voor hun socialistische hobbies.