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If Jack Bauer saw a terrorist reaching for a bomb to blow himself up, Jack would shoot the bomb first. Nobody steals a kill from Jack Bauer!!
There are times we will remember, there are nights we won't forget.
If we value every moment we will never feel regret.
If we value every moment we will never feel regret.
Even if Red Bull does give you wings, Jack Bauer will keep you on the fucking ground
You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
Paul Raines didn't die from his injuries. He died of pure amazement when he saw the one and only Jack Bauer trying resuscitate him.
Instead of buzzing, Jack Bauer's alarm clock screams out "THERE ISN'T ANYMORE TIME!"
If Jack Bauer had been the mastermind behind the robbery in "Ocean's Eleven", it wouldn't have been much of a movie, because all he would have had to do, would be to walk into the Bellagio and say "My name is Jack Bauer. Give me 163 million dollars. NOW!" End of story.
Jack Bauer does not watch breaking news, he breaks the fucking news.
Due to his inability to get drunk off anything other than the misplaced trust of those weaker than himself, Jack Bauer has been the undisputed CTU beer pong champion for the last twelve years.
Jack Bauer doesn't have a cigarette after sex. He has sex again.
Jack Bauer taught his kids to be potty trained by pointing a gun at their heads and strapping their arms to a nuclear device; they had 3 minutes.
If you shoot Jack Bauer in a dream, you'd better wake up and apologize.
If you dare read Jack's file, the first thing he's going to do is cut out your left eye...
Jack Bauer once told God he needed access, the event has since been referred to as "The Big Bang."
You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
Paul Raines didn't die from his injuries. He died of pure amazement when he saw the one and only Jack Bauer trying resuscitate him.
Instead of buzzing, Jack Bauer's alarm clock screams out "THERE ISN'T ANYMORE TIME!"
If Jack Bauer had been the mastermind behind the robbery in "Ocean's Eleven", it wouldn't have been much of a movie, because all he would have had to do, would be to walk into the Bellagio and say "My name is Jack Bauer. Give me 163 million dollars. NOW!" End of story.
Jack Bauer does not watch breaking news, he breaks the fucking news.
Due to his inability to get drunk off anything other than the misplaced trust of those weaker than himself, Jack Bauer has been the undisputed CTU beer pong champion for the last twelve years.
Jack Bauer doesn't have a cigarette after sex. He has sex again.
Jack Bauer taught his kids to be potty trained by pointing a gun at their heads and strapping their arms to a nuclear device; they had 3 minutes.
If you shoot Jack Bauer in a dream, you'd better wake up and apologize.
If you dare read Jack's file, the first thing he's going to do is cut out your left eye...
Jack Bauer once told God he needed access, the event has since been referred to as "The Big Bang."
Oh en over die Sutherland
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
There are times we will remember, there are nights we won't forget.
If we value every moment we will never feel regret.
If we value every moment we will never feel regret.
zit er helemaal in, vorige week seizoen 1 voor de tweede keer gekeken (nu in marathon vorm ) en seizoen drie EINDELIJK afgekeken, voor de eerste keer, op dvd. heb dus helaas tot nu toe seizoen 4 moeten laten schieten op tv
) en seizoen drie EINDELIJK afgekeken, voor de eerste keer, op dvd. heb dus helaas tot nu toe seizoen 4 moeten laten schieten op tv 
Ja zo is er niks aanquote:
There are times we will remember, there are nights we won't forget.
If we value every moment we will never feel regret.
If we value every moment we will never feel regret.
Ik vind Chuck Norris beter.
With only two tools, you can fix everything:
WD40: If something doesn't move and it should.
Ducttape: If something moves and it shouldn't.
WD40: If something doesn't move and it should.
Ducttape: If something moves and it shouldn't.
http://www.googlebattle.com/index.php?domain=Jack+Bauer&domain2=Chuck+Norris&submit=Go%21quote:Op dinsdag 21 februari 2006 15:32 schreef JosvG het volgende:
Ik vind Chuck Norris beter.
Dat doet niks af aan zijn mening.quote:Op dinsdag 21 februari 2006 15:33 schreef c0nd0r het volgende:
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http://www.googlebattle.com/index.php?domain=Jack+Bauer&domain2=Chuck+Norris&submit=Go%21
Din jävla kuk!
rip dat was waarschijnlijk je laatste post ooitquote:Op dinsdag 21 februari 2006 15:32 schreef JosvG het volgende:
Ik vind Chuck Norris beter.
dat was waarschijnlijk je laatste post ooit
2015: <span class="s">MLA - JFK - PMI</span>
En trouwens : when Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.quote:Op dinsdag 21 februari 2006 15:33 schreef c0nd0r het volgende:
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http://www.googlebattle.com/index.php?domain=Jack+Bauer&domain2=Chuck+Norris&submit=Go%21
There are times we will remember, there are nights we won't forget.
If we value every moment we will never feel regret.
If we value every moment we will never feel regret.
O RLY?quote:Op dinsdag 21 februari 2006 15:40 schreef mcintosh het volgende:
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En trouwens : when Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
quote:Op dinsdag 21 februari 2006 15:31 schreef c0nd0r het volgende:
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Nix site, 24 topic in TV
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Jack Bauer kan een rubiks-cube opeten en opgelost uitschijtenquote:Op dinsdag 21 februari 2006 15:29 schreef c0nd0r het volgende:
*knip*
─_(º.0)_/─
Nee, Jack maakt mij niks zolang ik Chuck steunquote:Op dinsdag 21 februari 2006 15:39 schreef Thetallguy het volgende:
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rip dat was waarschijnlijk je laatste post ooit
With only two tools, you can fix everything:
WD40: If something doesn't move and it should.
Ducttape: If something moves and it shouldn't.
WD40: If something doesn't move and it should.
Ducttape: If something moves and it shouldn't.
In 24 Serie 1 t/m 3 jaquote:Op dinsdag 21 februari 2006 18:26 schreef taart het volgende:
Is dat de vader van ...?
quote:If you shoot Jack Bauer in a dream, you'd better wake up and apologize.
Jack is cool.
Als het pannen van daken waait
Als het gras naar je voeten graait
Als de wind langs je wangen aait, hier ben ik
Als het gras naar je voeten graait
Als de wind langs je wangen aait, hier ben ik
!quote:Op dinsdag 21 februari 2006 15:32 schreef JosvG het volgende:
Ik vind Chuck Norris beter.
!Jack is ook wel aardig hoor, maar hij kan echt niet tippen aan Chuck!
quote:Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
All those moments will be lost, like tears in rain... Time to die.
Whahaquote:Op dinsdag 21 februari 2006 17:42 schreef vamos1 het volgende:
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Jack Bauer kan een rubiks-cube opeten en opgelost uitschijten
