ONZ Onzin voor je leven!
Vrolijkheid troef in dit lieve forum vol humor.
"The shit hit the fan!"
"LZ got hot!" (LZ = landing zone)
"The crowd went apeshit!"
wie?
"LZ got hot!" (LZ = landing zone)
"The crowd went apeshit!"
wie?
Motto: Eens is ook dit voorbij...
Red een boom - eet een bever!
Red een boom - eet een bever!
Fuck you you fucking fuck
But you have every right to ask, why was I shaving your dog while wearing your bathingsuit.
Aventura, Fok!s eigen wandelende kermisattractie
Xboxlive: Tessje
Aventura, Fok!s eigen wandelende kermisattractie
Xboxlive: Tessje
"Iraq is free of rape rooms and torture chambers."
The Iraqi people are now free. And they do not have to worry about the secret police coming after them in the middle of the night, and they don't have to worry about their husbands and brothers being taken off and shot, or their wives being taken to rape rooms. Those days are over."
Cool
The Iraqi people are now free. And they do not have to worry about the secret police coming after them in the middle of the night, and they don't have to worry about their husbands and brothers being taken off and shot, or their wives being taken to rape rooms. Those days are over."
Cool
De wandelende spelvaut
I can kill, because in God I trust.
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
What a day for a daydream.
What a day for a daydream.
Gimme beer
But you have every right to ask, why was I shaving your dog while wearing your bathingsuit.
Aventura, Fok!s eigen wandelende kermisattractie
Xboxlive: Tessje
Aventura, Fok!s eigen wandelende kermisattractie
Xboxlive: Tessje
He's beaten with the ugly-stick
of
He's fallen from the ugly-tree
Hehehehe (kan natuurlijk ook in de she-variant ).....
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of
He's fallen from the ugly-tree
Hehehehe (kan natuurlijk ook in de she-variant ).....
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Ik vind de term "to ride shotgun" ook wel erg okay.
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
What a day for a daydream.
What a day for a daydream.
vizualiseer je deze eensquote:Op zondag 19 september 2004 22:19 schreef Rabieluh het volgende:
"Just a wiiiiild stab in the dark"
Motto: Eens is ook dit voorbij...
Red een boom - eet een bever!
Red een boom - eet een bever!
Do bears shit in the woods?
the speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING"
"I wouldn't want to touch that with a 10 foot pole". ook wel geinig.
Recht zo die gaat, braaf zo die heen.
die is erg cool jaquote:Op zondag 19 september 2004 22:23 schreef Da_Ripper het volgende:
"Gonna open a can of whoop-ass on you"
Motto: Eens is ook dit voorbij...
Red een boom - eet een bever!
Red een boom - eet een bever!
'Flabbergasted' blijft ook zo'n lijp woord, ik zou echt denken dat iemands ingewanden zouden zijn ge-explodeerd als hij zou claimen dat hij 'flabbergasted' was.
Recht zo die gaat, braaf zo die heen.
Ik dacht dat dat typisch Brits was?quote:Op zondag 19 september 2004 22:25 schreef Rabieluh het volgende:
'Flabbergasted' blijft ook zo'n lijp woord, ik zou echt denken dat iemands ingewanden zouden zijn ge-explodeerd als hij zou claimen dat hij 'flabbergasted' was.
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
What a day for a daydream.
What a day for a daydream.
lip hoaln en goat sloapen
het leven is geen krentebol. anders had je wel een krent in de kont zitten
lock 'n load
un fucking beliveble
take a flying fuck on a roling dounut
moojuice (melk)
ain't nothing what .45 can't solve
un fucking beliveble
take a flying fuck on a roling dounut
moojuice (melk)
ain't nothing what .45 can't solve
Sharp knife, short temper. Any questions?
I spent most of my money on beer, women, and guns. The rest I just wasted.
Ik ben een unieke expressie van het almachtige.
I spent most of my money on beer, women, and guns. The rest I just wasted.
Ik ben een unieke expressie van het almachtige.
Sweet.
"Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man."
Hairy ass bitch
No one goes to Hooters for wings.
Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake.
A-one and a-two and a-chicka booma chick!
Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake.
A-one and a-two and a-chicka booma chick!
Who took the jelly out of your doughnut?
When it's gonna get tough, the tough get going.
Let's get the fuck out of Dodge.
When it's gonna get tough, the tough get going.
Let's get the fuck out of Dodge.
"The smoking of powerful hashish should be saved until after yr. return from the drive, when nerve-ends are crazy & raw."
Hunter S. Thompson
Hunter S. Thompson
Don't fuck with me.quote:Op zondag 19 september 2004 22:19 schreef Intxaurraga het volgende:
"I have a dream"
RTFM (read the fucking manual)
-- Toen pissen plassen werd , Is het GEZEIK begonnen --
-- Therapy has taught me______ that nothing is my fault --
-- Bleeding inside a bubble of pain --
-- Therapy has taught me______ that nothing is my fault --
-- Bleeding inside a bubble of pain --
I'd raher bag 'm and shag them.
(leuke dames althans)
(leuke dames althans)
"I’ll renounce cynicism when it ceases having predictive powers" -- @devbisme
I'm gonna catch some Z's in a while.
"I’ll renounce cynicism when it ceases having predictive powers" -- @devbisme
Do you feel lucky, punk?
Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Tof topic!
Nee, dit was geen suggestie voor een coole Amerikaanse uitspraak.
Oh..let's bomb the factory that makes all the wannabe's! Let's burst all the bubbles that brainwash the masses!
it sucks so hard that it blows
Who needs society anyway, when we can create better things for the world instead of greed
http://fotoboek.fok.nl/user.fok?id=80107
http://fotoboek.fok.nl/user.fok?id=80107
Go fuck yourself!
Good for youuuuu! (M.a.w. hou je bek, ik ben jaloers)
We appreciate your input (M.a.w. hou je bek, je praat onzin)
Good for youuuuu! (M.a.w. hou je bek, ik ben jaloers)
We appreciate your input (M.a.w. hou je bek, je praat onzin)
Ignorance is bliss
If there's one place those people are sure to go, its hell! The price of communism for so many years
ah crap!!
Who needs society anyway, when we can create better things for the world instead of greed
http://fotoboek.fok.nl/user.fok?id=80107
http://fotoboek.fok.nl/user.fok?id=80107
"shit fuck motherfucker fuck shit" (Samantha in Sex and the city)
"The only thing I ever made in the kitchen...is a mess!"
Eat shit and die
Blow me.
Up yours
Su me.
So fucking what?
So?
Blow me.
Up yours
Su me.
So fucking what?
So?
Sharp knife, short temper. Any questions?
I spent most of my money on beer, women, and guns. The rest I just wasted.
Ik ben een unieke expressie van het almachtige.
I spent most of my money on beer, women, and guns. The rest I just wasted.
Ik ben een unieke expressie van het almachtige.
Hold your horses
Life fast die young
Do you wanna life forever?
Life fast die young
Do you wanna life forever?
Sharp knife, short temper. Any questions?
I spent most of my money on beer, women, and guns. The rest I just wasted.
Ik ben een unieke expressie van het almachtige.
I spent most of my money on beer, women, and guns. The rest I just wasted.
Ik ben een unieke expressie van het almachtige.
Is you're wife happy when you searching like this ?!
"Yeah why?"
Goes with the searchin of this you ain't find a motherfuckin G-Spott in a cunt of 5 kilo dude!
(Me Myself & Irene - Tha Nigga' Son)
"Yeah why?"
Goes with the searchin of this you ain't find a motherfuckin G-Spott in a cunt of 5 kilo dude!
(Me Myself & Irene - Tha Nigga' Son)
"Never eat yellow snow"
Happy now Einstein?
Feeling lucky punk?
Get laid
step into my office
Feeling lucky punk?
Get laid
step into my office
Sharp knife, short temper. Any questions?
I spent most of my money on beer, women, and guns. The rest I just wasted.
Ik ben een unieke expressie van het almachtige.
I spent most of my money on beer, women, and guns. The rest I just wasted.
Ik ben een unieke expressie van het almachtige.
Fucking A
The machine was called Chronovisor, and could allegedly allow seeing and hearing events from the past.
yeah yeah whatever
Sharp knife, short temper. Any questions?
I spent most of my money on beer, women, and guns. The rest I just wasted.
Ik ben een unieke expressie van het almachtige.
I spent most of my money on beer, women, and guns. The rest I just wasted.
Ik ben een unieke expressie van het almachtige.
"Life is like a box of chocalats, you never know what you're gonna get"
Forrest Gump
Forrest Gump
uit een aspergernest
Is that a rabbit in your pands or are you just happy to see me?
Sharp knife, short temper. Any questions?
I spent most of my money on beer, women, and guns. The rest I just wasted.
Ik ben een unieke expressie van het almachtige.
I spent most of my money on beer, women, and guns. The rest I just wasted.
Ik ben een unieke expressie van het almachtige.
What are you DOING back there!?! (Amanda, Sex in the City)
Misschien ben ik wel heel intelligent, ik weet alleen niet wat dat betekent
"Fuck a duck" komt uit de TV serie "in de Vlaamse pot" Ik heb dat een Amerikaan nog nooit horen zeggen.quote:Op dinsdag 21 september 2004 17:27 schreef AndreaW het volgende:
Fuck a duck.
Daar voldoet WTF? net zo goed.
"I’ll renounce cynicism when it ceases having predictive powers" -- @devbisme
It's just porn.
Ons soort mensen, trapt reeds jaren blij van zin, het vuile plebs de modder in.
Ons soort mensen, steunpilaar van vaderland en koningin.
Ons soort mensen, steunpilaar van vaderland en koningin.
Apocalypse nowquote:Op dinsdag 21 september 2004 20:06 schreef k3vil het volgende:
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
[afbeelding]
Ons soort mensen, trapt reeds jaren blij van zin, het vuile plebs de modder in.
Ons soort mensen, steunpilaar van vaderland en koningin.
Ons soort mensen, steunpilaar van vaderland en koningin.
Your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower man.
They told me all of my cages were mental, so I got wasted like all my potential.
Guns don't kill people, they only make it easier.
Screw you guys, I'm going home
Screw you guys, I'm going home
Op woensdag 31 januari 2007 19:20 schreef Lord_Vetinari het volgende:
Ik heb veel stomme posts gezien op fora, maar deze zit toch wel in de top 10 (voorzichtig geschat; het kan ook de top 5 zijn). Nou ik sta iig in zijn top 10
Ik heb veel stomme posts gezien op fora, maar deze zit toch wel in de top 10 (voorzichtig geschat; het kan ook de top 5 zijn). Nou ik sta iig in zijn top 10
I'm gonna bitchslap your ass back to Africa! (van Eddy Murphy)
I pity the fools who mess with my jewels!
Gentlemen you can't fight in here, this is the Warroom!
You might not be the most beautiful girl here, but beauty is only a lightswitch away!
I pity the fools who mess with my jewels!
Gentlemen you can't fight in here, this is the Warroom!
You might not be the most beautiful girl here, but beauty is only a lightswitch away!
feauteauxboeq:
Fotoboek van wappiej
Fotoboek van wappiej
What does mine say ?quote:Op dinsdag 21 september 2004 21:59 schreef lost95 het volgende:
[..]
Dude!
Sweet !
Some people see things as they are and say why?
I Dream things that never where and say why not!
This is a 44. magnum and it could blow your head clean off!
Ich bin ein Berliner!
I Dream things that never where and say why not!
This is a 44. magnum and it could blow your head clean off!
Ich bin ein Berliner!
My mind is glowing!
Nudge nudge, wink wink.
"Are we going to be friends forever?", asked Piglet. "Even longer", Pooh answered.
- A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
- A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
Sweet!quote:Op dinsdag 21 september 2004 21:59 schreef lost95 het volgende:
[..]
Dude!
Are you wanking?
http://franske.mine.nu/forum/default.asp
http://franske.mine.nu/forum/default.asp
You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!
- Mr. Garisson uit South Park
I'm going to kill him dead, with like... a rock or someting...
- Evil Betty uit Kung Pow
'Whatever'
'Yeah whatever the fuck ever...'
- Denzel in Training Day
- Mr. Garisson uit South Park
I'm going to kill him dead, with like... a rock or someting...
- Evil Betty uit Kung Pow
'Whatever'
'Yeah whatever the fuck ever...'
- Denzel in Training Day
(Y)
You were caught one handed !
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Ik trouw later met het zusje van BrauN,omdat ik dan zijn Schlager word.
Reactie van homer op een vraag van Marge,.
Marge i'm not gonna lie to you......(stilte)....
De film Badder Santa
(ongecensureerde versie van bad santa)
Boss:You've got some lip on you!
Midget:Yeh well these lips where on your wifes pussy last night,why don't you dust it off once in a while asshole!
Marge i'm not gonna lie to you......(stilte)....
De film Badder Santa
(ongecensureerde versie van bad santa)
Boss:You've got some lip on you!
Midget:Yeh well these lips where on your wifes pussy last night,why don't you dust it off once in a while asshole!
Ik trouw later met het zusje van BrauN,omdat ik dan zijn Schlager word.
I'll rip your head off and shit down your thowt.
Sharp knife, short temper. Any questions?
I spent most of my money on beer, women, and guns. The rest I just wasted.
Ik ben een unieke expressie van het almachtige.
I spent most of my money on beer, women, and guns. The rest I just wasted.
Ik ben een unieke expressie van het almachtige.
-talk to the hand 'cause the face aint listening BIATCH!
-say hello to my little friend
-yeah, you and what army?
- nice beaver
-Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken
-this...is my BOOMstick
-say hello to my little friend
-yeah, you and what army?
- nice beaver
-Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken
-this...is my BOOMstick
moest eigenlijk beschuitfluiter zijn, maarja, dat pastte niet...bastards!
www.prikstok.nl : Prikkelend Scherpzinnig!
www.prikstok.nl : Prikkelend Scherpzinnig!
nog beter van Duke: it's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and i'm all out of gumquote:Op dinsdag 21 september 2004 20:06 schreef k3vil het volgende:
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
[afbeelding]
Oh ja gaaf . Duke Nukem 3D. Wat een mooie tijd was dat. Ik vond die naakte vrouwen in dat slijm wel geil altijd als puberjochie. Werden die nu echt verkracht door die monsters?
Was dat trouwens bij DN3D dat als je dicht bij zo'n vrouw ging staan je dan hoorde "kill me"? Of was dat bij een andere game?
It looks to me that the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the matrass! I think you've been cheated!
You had best square your ass away and start shitting me tiffany cufflinks, or I will definately fuck you up!
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesey to give him a reach around!
You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.
Who's the slimy little twinkletoed communist cocksucker who just signed his own deathwarrant?
You had best unfuck yourself or I will screw off your head and shit down your neck!
I will gauge out your eyeballs and skullfuck you!
You had best square your ass away and start shitting me tiffany cufflinks, or I will definately fuck you up!
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesey to give him a reach around!
You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.
Who's the slimy little twinkletoed communist cocksucker who just signed his own deathwarrant?
You had best unfuck yourself or I will screw off your head and shit down your neck!
I will gauge out your eyeballs and skullfuck you!
Ohh ja idd. Dat was in DN3D. That brings back memoriesquote:Op donderdag 23 september 2004 15:12 schreef FuifDuif het volgende:
Was dat trouwens bij DN3D dat als je dicht bij zo'n vrouw ging staan je dan hoorde "kill me"? Of was dat bij een andere game?
On-topic: Zie sig
"Go Ahead, Make My Day !!"
Full metal jacket!quote:Op donderdag 23 september 2004 15:18 schreef Marruk het volgende:
It looks to me that the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the matrass! I think you've been cheated!
You had best square your ass away and start shitting me tiffany cufflinks, or I will definately fuck you up!
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesey to give him a reach around!
You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.
Who's the slimy little twinkletoed communist cocksucker who just signed his own deathwarrant?
You had best unfuck yourself or I will screw off your head and shit down your neck!
I will gauge out your eyeballs and skullfuck you!
Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?
Pyle, you climb obstacles like old people fuck.
Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
Did your parents have any children that lived?
I'll bet they regret that. Your so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.
What's your excuse?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : What's your name fat-body?
Private Gomer Pyle : Sir, Leonard Lawrence, Sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : Lawrence? Lawrence what of Arabia?
Private Gomer Pyle : Sir, No, Sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : That name sounds like royalty are you royalty?
Private Gomer Pyle : Sir, No, Sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle : Sir, No, Sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.
Private Gomer Pyle : Sir, No, Sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
Ik trouw later met het zusje van BrauN,omdat ik dan zijn Schlager word.
- The one that says Bad Motherfucker (Pulp fiction)
- Pull the hell over! (Gone in 60 seconds, die black dude geeft rijles (int begin) )
- Your balls are showing (Ace ventura)
- Pull the hell over! (Gone in 60 seconds, die black dude geeft rijles (int begin) )
- Your balls are showing (Ace ventura)
Maverick: I feel the need...
Maverick, Goose: ...the need for speed!
(Top Gun)
Maverick, Goose: ...the need for speed!
(Top Gun)
...drop it like it's hot...
light that shit smoke that shit (iedereen) pass that shiiiiit
Who needs society anyway, when we can create better things for the world instead of greed
http://fotoboek.fok.nl/user.fok?id=80107
http://fotoboek.fok.nl/user.fok?id=80107
zwijmel zwijmel zwijmel....quote:Op vrijdag 24 september 2004 11:51 schreef Nyluzzz het volgende:
Maverick: I feel the need...
Maverick, Goose: ...the need for speed!
(Top Gun)
die film heb ik wel 100 keer gezien
uit een aspergernest
quote:Op vrijdag 24 september 2004 13:43 schreef chibibo het volgende:
"Wazzaaa!"
"Hooo-ahh!!" (Strijdkreet van de U.S. Army)
"Help! Operator, gimme the number of 911!!!" (Homer Simpson)
4
regels
zijn
te kort
regels
zijn
te kort
Fuck it.
I'm a mushroomcloud laying motherfucker motherfucker!
Fuckin' hell...
Fuckin'A!
Alles met "fuck" klinkt eigenlijk wel lekker!
I'm a mushroomcloud laying motherfucker motherfucker!
Fuckin' hell...
Fuckin'A!
Alles met "fuck" klinkt eigenlijk wel lekker!
"... she kidnapped herself."
"I fart in your general direction" = Monty Pythonquote:Op maandag 20 september 2004 23:45 schreef BGS het volgende:
I spit in your general direction !!!
Yippie ka yee motherfucker - Die Hard
Groovy - Evil Dead 2
What are you? Some bottom beating scum sucking ugly eater? - Duke Nukem 3D
No one steels our chicks and lives - Duke Nukem 3D
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Groovy - Evil Dead 2
What are you? Some bottom beating scum sucking ugly eater? - Duke Nukem 3D
No one steels our chicks and lives - Duke Nukem 3D
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you black man to big (FMJ) ook al eerdere uitspraken van gezien hiero
FUBAR hebben we die al gehad
FUBAR hebben we die al gehad
"Vanity, definitely my favorite sin. . . ."
- She is a "Double bagger" (Wanneer een chick een lelijke kop heeft, geef je haar een "bag" die ze over haar kop doet, die andere "bag" is voor jou voor het geval die van haar afvalt en gaan met die banaan )
- Holy smokes!
- "I've got a problem solver........ his name is revolver"
- Shooting it from Downtown! (NBA)
- Going coast to coast (NBA)
- Holy smokes!
- "I've got a problem solver........ his name is revolver"
- Shooting it from Downtown! (NBA)
- Going coast to coast (NBA)
Some call Flair, "The Dirtiest Player in the Game." Others refer to him as simply "The Nature Boy."
To be the man........ You've got to beat the man, WHOOOOOOOO
To be the man........ You've got to beat the man, WHOOOOOOOO
I love the smell of burning napalm in the morning
"From this day to the ending of the World,
...we in it shall be remembered
...we band of brothers"
Henry V, William Shakespeare
...we in it shall be remembered
...we band of brothers"
Henry V, William Shakespeare
*Shit Happens
*He loved the American Dream. With a Vengeance
*Run, You fools!
*He loved the American Dream. With a Vengeance
*Run, You fools!
Langs de schaduw van jouw wanhoop overwoekert het besluit, door de storm nog niet bedwongen, slechts de tranen op de ruit.
- Hans Teeuwen
- Hans Teeuwen
Eigenlijk meer quotes, maar ook leuk
Ah-ah, I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I've kind of lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question, do I feel lucky. Well, do ya punk?
Well I'm all broken up about that man's rights.
Nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot!
We're not just going to let you walk out of here.
- Who's "we", sucker?
Smith, and Wesson, and me.
Go ahead, make my day.
Do you know the emergency phone number for San Francisco General? Well, why don't you call them right now and have them send down an ambulance. Tell them there's two sorry-looking assholes here with multiple contusions and various abrasions and broken bones.
You forgot your fortune cookie.
It says..."You're shit out of luck."
---
I'm here to kick ass and chew bublegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum.
Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shootin' up my ride.
No time to play with myself.
---
Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder?
And monkeys might fly out of my butt!
We're not mental of anything, so don't be afraid.
---
Eat my shorts.
No way josé.
Cowabunga, dude.
Don't have a cow, man.
Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons.
---
She's a bigger ripoff than those talk to a nympho in prison hotlines that double charge you on your phone bill when they know you can't do a thing about it cause you can't tell anyone you called them in the first place.... So I heard.
WHAT? You're barely multi-celled.
Sorry, I didn't hear you, I was staring at your breasts.
Actually my biggest fantasy involves you, liver loaf and a pack of starving rotwilers!
(lighting a cigarette)
Throwing my life away on an overpriced marketing phenomena tha will leave me bed ridden, tumorous and politically incorrect.
Beats the heck outt of some quack charging me through the bill, just to grope a bunch of places I don't even touch.... Hardly ever.
Two words... Vivisection volunteer. Sure it hurt, but I'm told as a result of banging me on the head with a large hammer & then slicing open my stomach & digging around in my insides they were able to rule out two theories on why fat people perspire.
Funny is a wiffle ball bat in the gazongas, or a little super glue on a tooth brush..
I appreciate the compliment, but I don't swing that way.
A cursory olfactory analysis of this woman's sweat glands indicates that decades of alcohol ingestion have permeated her cellular structure and made her a prime candidate for spontaneous combustion.
Ah-ah, I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I've kind of lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question, do I feel lucky. Well, do ya punk?
Well I'm all broken up about that man's rights.
Nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot!
We're not just going to let you walk out of here.
- Who's "we", sucker?
Smith, and Wesson, and me.
Go ahead, make my day.
Do you know the emergency phone number for San Francisco General? Well, why don't you call them right now and have them send down an ambulance. Tell them there's two sorry-looking assholes here with multiple contusions and various abrasions and broken bones.
You forgot your fortune cookie.
It says..."You're shit out of luck."
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I'm here to kick ass and chew bublegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum.
Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shootin' up my ride.
No time to play with myself.
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Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder?
And monkeys might fly out of my butt!
We're not mental of anything, so don't be afraid.
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Eat my shorts.
No way josé.
Cowabunga, dude.
Don't have a cow, man.
Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons.
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She's a bigger ripoff than those talk to a nympho in prison hotlines that double charge you on your phone bill when they know you can't do a thing about it cause you can't tell anyone you called them in the first place.... So I heard.
WHAT? You're barely multi-celled.
Sorry, I didn't hear you, I was staring at your breasts.
Actually my biggest fantasy involves you, liver loaf and a pack of starving rotwilers!
(lighting a cigarette)
Throwing my life away on an overpriced marketing phenomena tha will leave me bed ridden, tumorous and politically incorrect.
Beats the heck outt of some quack charging me through the bill, just to grope a bunch of places I don't even touch.... Hardly ever.
Two words... Vivisection volunteer. Sure it hurt, but I'm told as a result of banging me on the head with a large hammer & then slicing open my stomach & digging around in my insides they were able to rule out two theories on why fat people perspire.
Funny is a wiffle ball bat in the gazongas, or a little super glue on a tooth brush..
I appreciate the compliment, but I don't swing that way.
A cursory olfactory analysis of this woman's sweat glands indicates that decades of alcohol ingestion have permeated her cellular structure and made her a prime candidate for spontaneous combustion.
The effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
Damn it feels good to be a hamster.
Damn it feels good to be a hamster.
Run forrest RUN!!
"From this day to the ending of the World,
...we in it shall be remembered
...we band of brothers"
Henry V, William Shakespeare
...we in it shall be remembered
...we band of brothers"
Henry V, William Shakespeare
"The deadliest weapon in the world is a marine and his rifle. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead marines and then you will be in a world of s**t because marines are not allowed to die without permission. Do you maggots understand?"
"Pim Fortuyn was een Cylon" - Theo van Gogh te Amsterdam 5-8-2005
"We are here to help the Vietnamese because inside every gook, there is an American trying to get out."
"Pim Fortuyn was een Cylon" - Theo van Gogh te Amsterdam 5-8-2005
was al langsgekomen (en je mag burning weglaten )quote:Op maandag 8 november 2004 17:26 schreef redarrowsfan het volgende:
I love the smell of burning napalm in the morning
If you, like, make out with a frog, then you turn into Prince.
Stop in the name of all that which does not suck.
You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever.
I can make you feel like I've never had sex before.
If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine.
If you play this stuff backwards, it says 'This sucks!'.
Stop in the name of all that which does not suck.
You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever.
I can make you feel like I've never had sex before.
If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine.
If you play this stuff backwards, it says 'This sucks!'.
The effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
Damn it feels good to be a hamster.
Damn it feels good to be a hamster.
FUBAR
(Fucked up Beyond All Recoginition, Saving Private Ryan)
(Fucked up Beyond All Recoginition, Saving Private Ryan)
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather - peacefully asleep - and not screaming like the passengers in his car...
Arguing on the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
Arguing on the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
Ik weet niet meer wie het zei maar ik vond het wel lollig. Iets met de strekking: "When I was little I used to hear a lot about people being held at gunpoint. I always wondered why they kept going there."
As the officer took her away, she recalled that she asked,
"Why do you push us around?"
And she remembered him saying,
"I don't know, but the law's the law, and you're under arrest."
"Why do you push us around?"
And she remembered him saying,
"I don't know, but the law's the law, and you're under arrest."
Jackass gumballquote:Op maandag 8 november 2004 17:04 schreef zijle het volgende:
The Russian police are stern. Stern, ........but fair.
Lurf is the message and the message is Lurf
I say nuke 'm
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He Who Controls The Present Commands The Future. He Who Commands The Future Conquers The Past
The last boy scout
Gisteren nog op TV:
Gisteren nog op TV:
quote:Alley Thug: Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.
Joe Hallenbeck: That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife.
Alley Thug: Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife?
Joe Hallenbeck: She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.
Alley Thug: Oh, you're real cool but you've got to take a bullet.
Joe Hallenbeck: After fucking your wife I'll take two
He Who Controls The Present Commands The Future. He Who Commands The Future Conquers The Past
hahaha, die is wel erg goedquote:Op dinsdag 9 november 2004 15:00 schreef MrFl0ppY het volgende:
The last boy scout
Gisteren nog op TV:
[..]
Motto: Eens is ook dit voorbij...
Red een boom - eet een bever!
Red een boom - eet een bever!
"Its time to kick some ass and chew bubble gum. And I am all out of gum."
Proud to be American. Hier woon ik.
"Beer is proof that God loves us" - Benjamin Franklin.
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"Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety deserve neither Liberty nor Safety" - Benjamin Franklin
"Beer is proof that God loves us" - Benjamin Franklin.
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"Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety deserve neither Liberty nor Safety" - Benjamin Franklin
"If you throw enough shit against the wall, some of it is going to stick"
Proud to be American. Hier woon ik.
"Beer is proof that God loves us" - Benjamin Franklin.
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"Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety deserve neither Liberty nor Safety" - Benjamin Franklin
"Beer is proof that God loves us" - Benjamin Franklin.
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"Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety deserve neither Liberty nor Safety" - Benjamin Franklin
You're and inspiration for Birthcontrol...
Duke Nukem 1.7 (voor de mensen die ut nog een keer wille horen... want in de vorige versies zat tie niet )
Duke Nukem 1.7 (voor de mensen die ut nog een keer wille horen... want in de vorige versies zat tie niet )
Live with Style.
"Life's what happens while you're busy making other plans" (Van John Lennon dacht ik)
"He's not the sharpest tool in the shed / sharpest pencil in the box / sharpest knife in the drawer!"
"He's not the sharpest tool in the shed / sharpest pencil in the box / sharpest knife in the drawer!"
I'll stand my ground!
babsjuh.web-log.nl
babsjuh.web-log.nl
Dat is Engels, niet Amerikaans.quote:Op dinsdag 9 november 2004 23:10 schreef Captain_Chaos het volgende:
And now for something completely different.
Cultuurbarbaar!
Proud to be American. Hier woon ik.
"Beer is proof that God loves us" - Benjamin Franklin.
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"Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety deserve neither Liberty nor Safety" - Benjamin Franklin
"Beer is proof that God loves us" - Benjamin Franklin.
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"Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety deserve neither Liberty nor Safety" - Benjamin Franklin
You were helping...?? Man, you could be on the Olympic standing-there team.quote:Op woensdag 10 november 2004 20:40 schreef RoytjuhV het volgende:
You where helping...?? Men, you could be on the olimpic-standing-there team.
Het is weer droevig gesteld met de Engelse kennis.......
Proud to be American. Hier woon ik.
"Beer is proof that God loves us" - Benjamin Franklin.
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"Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety deserve neither Liberty nor Safety" - Benjamin Franklin
"Beer is proof that God loves us" - Benjamin Franklin.
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"Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety deserve neither Liberty nor Safety" - Benjamin Franklin
What else is new. (ook een leuke uitdrukking)quote:Op donderdag 11 november 2004 00:10 schreef maartena het volgende:
You were helping...?? Man, you could be on the Olympic standing-there team.
Het is weer droevig gesteld met de Engelse kennis.......
The effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
Damn it feels good to be a hamster.
Damn it feels good to be a hamster.
marty farty had a party
and all the farts where there
tooty frooty let of a beauty
and all the farts went out for air
and all the farts where there
tooty frooty let of a beauty
and all the farts went out for air
Meet me at the bar, than we drink breakfest together
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