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mijn landje blijkt een Father Knows Best State geworden te zijn , gelukkig hoef ik nu aan niemand uit te leggen hoe dat zo gekomen is

Van 'Left-Leaning College State' naar 'Capitalizt'. Waar is het mis gegaan?

Ik weet het verschil niet eens

boomknuffelaar of een Amerikaan

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New Croutonia Decides: A Request For Military Aid


The Issue

A small nameless nation within your sphere of influence has gone on a genocidal rampage within its own borders, ridding itself of what their Supreme Ruler For All Eternity, Emperor Bianca Wu, refers to as 'those pesky Bigtopians'. Some escaped refugees are requesting that your government do something to end the slaughter of millions.


The Debate

"They're killing everyone!" gasps Anne-Marie Nagasawa, one of the refugees. "I implore you to please intervene and stop this murder of my people! If New Croutonia has any compassion at all then it must help us! With these madmen out of power we can finally go about rebuilding our nation as a land of justice and freedom!"
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"Woah, woah, we can't just go around being a knight in shining armour for every random hell-hole on this planet," says Gregory du Pont, your minister of Foreign Relations. "Should we send citizens of New Croutonia into war just so we can save a bunch of foreigners? I don't think so! Now, I'm no xenophobe, but I've gotta ask: what's in it for us? Nothing but the death of our soldiers and criticism from the rest of the region, that's what. Trouble is we're getting too much of a reputation for having a big army. So drop some of our military funding and let them fight their own wars. It's got nothing to do with us."
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"Well, maybe this nation does have something we need, sir," says Gregory Washington, your Military Advisor, while perusing a giant map of New Croutonia. "We're fast running out of land and resources here, so why not invade this place, kick out whoever's in power there, and take over? We've got the military power, so why wait? If any of those hippies in the region have somethin' to say about it, they can say hello to our missile programmes, haha!"
This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.


"They have as much right to their own internal politics as we do," says activist and peacenik Billy Christmas. "While their actions may be deplorable by our standards, we can't intervene unless the legitimate government requests it. It's just an invitation to anarchy on an international scale, and nobody but a few crackpots want that."
[Accept]


The Government Position

The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 3.

If you wish, you may simply dismiss this issue.

Zul je zien dat als dit doorgevoerd wordt, dat er in de beschrijving staat dat mijn leger jammerlijk verslagen is.

Nietemin... *start "Hell March" van Red Alert*

Leuke issue

Vind ik nou ook.

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Op woensdag 26 april 2006 17:43 schreef Aurelianus het volgende:
Van 'Left-Leaning College State' naar 'Capitalizt'. Waar is het mis gegaan?

Ik ook Ik schuif steeds meer naar de verkeerde kant toe

UN Category: Civil Rights Lovefest nog steeds

Lovefest?

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Op woensdag 26 april 2006 20:53 schreef DeHovenier het volgende:
Lovefest?

ik denk iets van de jaren 70..
hippie style?

http://www.nationstates.net/numine

Hulde.

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Op woensdag 26 april 2006 18:42 schreef Dr_Crouton het volgende:

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Zul je zien dat als dit doorgevoerd wordt, dat er in de beschrijving staat dat mijn leger jammerlijk verslagen is.

Nietemin... *start "Hell March" van Red Alert*

Oh neeee...

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The nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Croutonia's national animal is the Wabbit and its currency is the Credit.

Saddam is een mietje.

Heb ik deze issue:

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An anonymous society of 'cinematic aficionados' have brought the debate over the proposed disposal of the watershed, the hour after which adult material is allowed to be shown on television, to your attention.
The Debate

1. "We don't need a watershed!" scoffs 'romantic-movie' buff, Buffy Summers. "I don't see why I should wait 'til way past midnight to watch my preferred film genre. It's high time that parents stopped treating their children like... well, children! If you sugar-coat these kids' lives, they'll just end up seeing everything through rose-tinted glasses - and we can't have a country filled with spoilt brats now, can we?"
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2. "This is an endorsement of bad taste if ever I saw it," says Akira Jones, a child-care worker. "It's just wrong to subject children to graphic violence and nudity on afternoon television like this: who knows what it might possess them to do? We've all heard stories of kids who have seen some film where someone jumped off a cliff and then gone off to have a shot themselves. We must ban all violent and salacious material from our TV screens. If only to protect the innocence of our progeny!"
[Accept]

Ze zijn dus allebei tegen

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Faduz Decides:
Appointment Of Spiritual Advisor
Government Acts

The Issue

It's time for the government to hire a new religious advisor. Your people have narrowed down the candidates to:

The Debate

1. Catholic Archbishop Jack Christmas: boasts an excellent track record, having rapidly increased church attendances in his constituencies through the "Reaching God Through Guilt" program. Seen as a solid choice.
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2. New Age thinker Klaus Barry: a left-field candidate with some radical ideas. "For me, it's not about the name of your religion. It's about discovering your spirituality in whatever guise that takes. Some people call that a cult: I call it taking spirituality to the people."
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3. Finally, there's Aaron Jong-Il. "If I am awarded the appointment, I will immediately resign," the ex-schoolteacher has declared. "Because, frankly, God is a big load of hokey. I'll be doing everyone a favor by just shutting up about it."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

Goed issue! Blij dat optie 3 er bij zit anders had ik em zondermeer gedismissed!
Regeringen die zich met religie bemoeien

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Op woensdag 26 april 2006 18:42 schreef Dr_Crouton het volgende:

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Zul je zien dat als dit doorgevoerd wordt, dat er in de beschrijving staat dat mijn leger jammerlijk verslagen is.

Nietemin... *start "Hell March" van Red Alert*

Deze heb ik nu ook

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Op zaterdag 29 april 2006 12:32 schreef remlof het volgende:

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Goed issue! Blij dat optie 3 er bij zit anders had ik em zondermeer gedismissed!
Regeringen die zich met religie bemoeien

Ja, ik heb ook voor die optie gekozen.

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Op zaterdag 29 april 2006 12:33 schreef DeHovenier het volgende:

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Deze heb ik nu ook

"Cry Havoc...!"

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People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Zazzizi, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zazzizi's national animal is the homo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the travestiet.

Zazzizi is ranked 2nd in the region and 15,550th in the world for Safest Nations.

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The Safest Nations in Fok

The UN ranked nations on a variety of scales, to come up with a general indication of how safe a country is to visit.

Ik sta 2e

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Op maandag 1 mei 2006 19:30 schreef DeHovenier het volgende:

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Ik sta 2e

enalaatste

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New Croutonia is ranked 1st in the region and 15,408th in the world for Safest Nations.

Modderfok! Eindelijk eerste met iets... En dan wel de Volvo onder de landjes in Fok! regio.

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Shiny!

[ Bericht 14% gewijzigd door Dr_Crouton op 02-05-2006 01:02:06 ]

The Issue

Due to the explosive population growth in Arielas, coupled with recent droughts, people are beginning to worry about the nation's decreasing water supply, and who should get first dibs on the vital H20.
The Debate

1. "We need this water to raise our crops," says incensed farmer Peggy Frederickson. "If it wasn't for us farmers, the rest of Arielas would be starving. How about laying the blame where it belongs, and look to those cookie cutter suburban houses with their green lawns and pristinely washed mini-vans!"
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2. "It is my right to have the most beautiful lawn in the neighborhood," says neighborhood spokesman Johann Bush. "Our community spends a lot of effort cultivating a nice environment for our kids to grow up in. Why, if they didn't have these nice lawns to play in, they would be hanging out on street corners peddling drugs, or worse! Won't someone please think of the children?"
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3. "Here is a novel idea," proclaims Charles McGuffin, spokesperson for radical environmental group Leave Nature Alone. "How about getting rid of all these dams and irrigation projects that are getting in the way of Mother Nature's plans for the water. It is time to allow the rivers to take their natural courses and leave the environment alone. I'm sure things will work out fine if we let Nature take its course."
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4. "Obviously, who gets how much water is only a part of the problem," notes famed population-control advocate Tobias Winters. "We must try to curtail the rapid growth of our population, whether by limiting the amount of children people may have, or by deporting immigrants and criminals... we must get a handle on our population before we can hope to correct this water supply problem."

geweldig

Die had ik ook laatst.

ik zou voor optie 4 gaan.

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Op dinsdag 2 mei 2006 08:49 schreef MutedFaith het volgende:
Die had ik ook laatst.

ik zou voor optie 4 gaan.

heb ik ook gedaan

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Homos On The Dinner Table?
The Issue

In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Zazzizi's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that homos could be added to the menu.
The Debate

1. "The fact is, the homo population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Billy Clinton. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have homo kebabs, homo pies, homo-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
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2. "I agree that something needs to be done about homo over-population," says random passer-by Konrad Longfellow, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
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3. "I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Abraham Longbottom. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The homos were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The homo is part of what makes Zazzizi a great nation!"

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The Issue

Citizens staged a mass protest against 'monolithic' tax rates after the government recently instituted the 'Anything That's Purple' tax.
The Debate

1. "The tax situation in Zazzizi is ridiculous," says Colin Steele at the protest. "The taxes keep getting piled on and yet - I haste to add - the government doesn't seem to realise that with a 100% tax rate, they already have all our money! We've been reduced to bartering for goodness sake! I haven't seen a travestiet in years! It's bad for Zazzizi, but more importantly, it's bad for business. We must take huge cuts out of the government budget. Even if it does mean less education, healthcare, and whatnot."
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2. "You can't!" cries Melbourne Longfellow, the National Treasurer. "They don't seem to realise that if we cut taxes, it will drastically underfund our public services! All our environmental work, our education system, our healthcare system - all will go kaput! Zazzizi depends on these taxes, we need the money! Don't let the people fritter it away on luxuries, 'cos they'll soon be complaining about there not being enough policemen on the beat. We'll tax the shirts off their backs and they'll be damn well happy about it!"
[Accept]

Uiteraard kies ik voor optie 2
Ze leveren maar alles in, ik zorg wel voor m'n volk ^^