[Test] Hoe oud word je?

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Op zaterdag 22 februari 2003 18:55 schreef Chooselife het volgende:
http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

January 7, 2057
at the age of 76 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (27%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Third Degree Burns (9%)
Drowning (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)

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:+

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Op zaterdag 22 februari 2003 18:57 schreef matthijn99 het volgende:
Doodgaan aan auto-fellatio?

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September 1, 2062
at the age of 82 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (22%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Auto-Fellatio (13%)
Suicide (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Drowning (6%)

Da's leuk, ik maak het einde van de wereld nog mee, jottem!

March 8, 2052
at the age of 65 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (26%)
Third Degree Burns (14%)
Homicide (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Loneliness (5%)

Een vurig einde!

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Fatality op 22-02-2003 19:04]

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Op zaterdag 22 februari 2003 19:00 schreef Chooselife het volgende:

[..]

Ohh zou dit écht onzin zijn?

De constatering van de week!

Hulde!

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On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (44%)

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Electrolysis (12%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Alien Abduction (9%)

12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.

July 23, 2041
at the age of 62 years old

Cancer (26%)
Alcoholism (17%)
Alien Abduction (14%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Homicide (9%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)

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Op zaterdag 22 februari 2003 19:04 schreef Conflict het volgende:
Ik heb nog 15 jaar te leven

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On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (18%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Homicide (8%)
Suicide (6%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

Heart Attack (27%)
Cancer (22%)
Drowning (8%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)

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Do you regularly light firecrackers in your mouth and then spit them out at the last second?

Are you in the prostitution, stripping, or escorting business, or have you ever starred in a porno film? (if so, e-mail us)

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Mijn resultaat:

You can expect to die on:
June 5, 2058
at the age of 74 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (24%)
Auto-Fellatio (18%)
Suicide (16%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Drowning (8%)

Ach, een redelijk leeftijd...

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door DJKoster op 22-02-2003 19:08]

May 19, 2057
at the age of 69 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Electrolysis (13%)
Horrible Accident (11%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
February 13, 2039 at the age of 66 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (35%)
Cancer (24%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

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On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (38%)
Cancer (28%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)

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Ik ga toch al dood in 2060, met de hele wereld samen.

November 30, 2061
at the age of 75 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (39%)
Heart Attack (26%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Contagious Disease (5%)

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (50%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (12%)
Heart Attack (11%)

Eikels

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Op zaterdag 22 februari 2003 19:09 schreef Brennie het volgende:
Public Execution In a Third World Country (12%)

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Op zaterdag 22 februari 2003 19:06 schreef detulp050 het volgende:

[..]

Dat zijn volgens je stats nog 251850 berichten op Fok!
Tel maar af

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Hmm.. ik vind het best.

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Op zaterdag 22 februari 2003 19:09 schreef Brennie het volgende:
May 10, 2041
at the age of 62 years old.

Public Execution In a Third World Country (12%)

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On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (35%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Suicide (5%)

Ik geloof dat ik maar voor de Aliens kies....

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Op zaterdag 22 februari 2003 19:10 schreef DJKoster het volgende:

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February 4, 2057
at the age of 73 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (22%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Auto-Fellatio (11%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Suicide (7%)
Homicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Loneliness (5%)

February 23, 2003
at the age of 24 years old

Ik heb em zojuist even eerlijk ingevuld en ik ga vanavond feesten, denk ik... .

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Op zaterdag 22 februari 2003 19:11 schreef Tijn het volgende:
Suicide (7%)
Homicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Loneliness (5%)

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December 3, 2065
at the age of 84 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Electrolysis (11%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Alien Abduction (6%)

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Doctor_Bara op 22-02-2003 19:18]

Heart attack 32%
Cancer 19%
Alien abduction 8%
Alcoholism 7%
Horrible accident 5%
Homicide 5%

Met mijn leef gedrag had ik mezelf minder gegeven, maarja zij zeggen het

Cancer (26%)
Alcoholism (14%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Homicide (8%)
Loneliness (7%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%)
Drowning (7%)

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

July 30, 2053
at the age of 78 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (41%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Drowning (5%)

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

December 19, 2065
at the age of 81 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (28%)
Electrolysis (15%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Loneliness (6%)

Ik heb nog een aantal jaar te gaan...

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (35%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%) excuse me

Het enige wat ik veranderd heb: is dat ik nu ingevuld heb dat ik nooit rook.
Moet je es kijken wat er dan bij komt :

Loneliness
Homicide (6%)
Contagious Disease
Alcoholism
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation

Kan beter blijven roken!!!!!!!!!

Dit was mijn eerste ( waar ik wel roken heb ingevuld)

May 10, 2041
at the age of 62 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (50%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (12%)
Heart Attack (11%)

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Brennie op 22-02-2003 19:22]

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%

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Op zaterdag 22 februari 2003 19:12 schreef Kreator het volgende:
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

February 23, 2003
at the age of 24 years old

Ik heb em zojuist even eerlijk ingevuld en ik ga vanavond feesten, denk ik... .

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February 2, 2057
at the age of 76 years old

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (23%)
Cancer (13%)
Third Degree Burns (9%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Loneliness (5%)

''In 2060 vergaat de wereld''. Dat ga ik dus net halen!

Cancer (26%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

hmm cool

May 19, 2079
at the age of 93 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (23%)
Cancer (19%)
Auto-Fellatio (11%)
Suicide (9%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Loneliness (5%)

March 10, 2011
at the age of 25 years old.

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On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (20%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Homicide (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Drowning (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (32%)
Cancer (26%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Alcoholism (8%)

March 30, 2057
at the age of 84 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (23%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (10%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (8%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Homicide (15%)
Third Degree Burns (9%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Drowning (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

Geinige test

June 10, 2055
at the age of 70 years old.

Nou, daar kan ik me wel in vinden hoor, als ik dan maar wel alles uit het leven heb kunnen halen wat erin zit

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (22%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Contagious Disease (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Drowning (8%)
Loneliness (6%)

February 23, 2046 at the age of 64 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Homicide (8%)
Loneliness (5%)

Hmm..... toch maar ietsie minder zuipen in het weekend......

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (23%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Drowning (11%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (37%) !!!
Alcoholism (8%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Heart Attack (5%)

De vorige keer dat ik 'm invulde was het nog 16 februari 2060... mja, maandje meer of minder maakt ook niet uit.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (35%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Suicide (8%)
Loneliness (8%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%)
Drowning (6%)

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (37%)
Heart Attack (23%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Homicide (7%)

Ik zal geen plannen maken voor die dag

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Op zaterdag 22 februari 2003 19:29 schreef syndr0me het volgende:
You can expect to die on:

March 10, 2011
at the age of 25 years old.

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de mijne:

December 19, 2059
at the age of 77 years old.

Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Loneliness (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

November 8, 2055
at the age of 78 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (44%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Homicide (10%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (22%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Contagious Disease (15%)
Homicide (9%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
Drowning (6%)

May 13, 2087
at the age of 100 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Horrible Accident (13%)
Drowning (7%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

en nog naar waarheid ingevuld ook

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May 13, 2005
at the age of 25 years old.

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June 9, 2050
at the age of 71 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (27%)
Alien Abduction (13%)(grinnik, and then the aliens invated!!!, sorry kan het niet laten, moet altijd aan een stomme tekenfilm denken met een opa die steeds hard roept and then the alieeeeeeeeeeeens invated )
Drowning (9%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Homicide (6%)

April 20, 2069
at the age of 84 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (25%)
Alien Abduction (15%)
Homicide (12%)
Horrible Accident (9%)
Drowning (9%)
Heart Attack (7%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.

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Op zaterdag 22 februari 2003 22:52 schreef FlyingFox het volgende:
November 6, 2072
at the age of 88 years old.

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January 12, 2069

at the age of 83 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (23%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Horrible Accident (11%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Suicide (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

July 16, 2057
at the age of 72 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (44%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Drowning (5%)

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (42%)
Heart Attack (25%)
Contagious Disease (11%)
Alien Abduction (7%)

Kanker?

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%)
Homicide (12%)
Third Degree Burns (10%)
Confusion (8%)
Contagious Disease (8%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (22%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (14%)
Drowning (12%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Contagious Disease (8%)
Loneliness (8%)
Horrible Accident (6%)

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Op zondag 23 februari 2003 16:19 schreef LAAF het volgende:
May 8, 2104
at the age of 122 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (14%)

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On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (38%)
Cancer (15%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Homicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)

October 15, 2045
at the age of 65 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (37%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Homicide (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

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Op zondag 23 februari 2003 16:22 schreef LAAF het volgende:
February 26, 2003
at the age of 21 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (38%)
Cancer (15%)
Horrible Accident (7%)

Homicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)

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onzinnige test btw. ikzelf heb een grote kans op een hart aanval? (sport heel veel, mijd verzadigde vetten en eet wel voldoende onverzadigde vetten)

tja en kanker, wat overlijden er veel mensen aan kanker...

October 30, 2031
at the age of 66 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (17%)
Cancer (16%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Homicide (6%)
Loneliness (6%)

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%)
Drowning (20%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Suicide (12%)
Homicide (7%)
Loneliness (5%)

Ik leef eigelijk best gezond, maar aan de ene kant ook niet.

Ik drink niet, rookt niet. Maar sport ook niet.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Overdose (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)

58 zolang nog

Auto-fellatio

April 24, 2067
at the age of 86 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (39%)
Heart Attack (25%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (28%)
Horrible Accident (13%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)

Gezellig dan, 53.

June 20, 2059
at the age of 79 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (35%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Drowning (5%)

ahyeah

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (28%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Homicide (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Loneliness (5%)

dood gaan aan de alcohol

August 14, 2005
at the age of 18 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (56%)
Suicide (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Homicide (5%)

nog 1 jaar te leven :s
naja zeg, kwam alleen omdatk bij begin qua ziektes kanker moest aanstrepen, toen ik dat niet deed werd ik opeens 92, tsss

maargoed het was een mooi leven, en tga jullie goed
ik ga mijn begravenis vast regelen

April 8, 2053
at the age of 69 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Alien Abduction (7%) (Aliens )
Contagious Disease (5%)
Homicide (5%) ( Ow... leuk... )

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Op zondag 23 februari 2003 23:33 schreef EvilFaith het volgende:
oo lekker is dat:

August 14, 2005
at the age of 18 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (56%)
Suicide (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Homicide (5%)

nog 1 jaar te leven :s
naja zeg, kwam alleen omdatk bij begin qua ziektes kanker moest aanstrepen, toen ik dat niet deed werd ik opeens 92, tsss

maargoed het was een mooi leven, en tga jullie goed
ik ga mijn begravenis vast regelen

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On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (39%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Homicide (8%)
Loneliness (7%)
Drowning (7%)
Heart Attack (7%)

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Op zondag 23 februari 2003 23:56 schreef afraidtech het volgende:

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we have always loved you, krijg ik de erfenis?

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March 11, 2055
at the age of 70 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (29%)
Alien Abduction (18%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Contagious Disease (6%)

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Op zondag 23 februari 2003 16:22 schreef LAAF het volgende:
February 26, 2003
at the age of 21 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (38%)
Cancer (15%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Homicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)

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On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (38%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Alcoholism (9%) ( ik drink amper )
Homicide (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Drowning (5%)

ik mag nog ff mee

June 7, 2061
at the age of 80 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (40%)
Heart Attack (23%)

Ach ja, 't zal heel goed kunnen alhoewel ik liever van ouderdom het leven laat dan van kanker of een hart aanval... Maar ja dat is pas over 58 jaar...

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (35%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Suicide (9%)
Homicide (8%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Drowning (5%)

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Februari 27, 2003

On that date you will most likely die from:

Alien Abduction (99%)

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You can expect to die on:

August 27, 2056
at the age of 74 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (26%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (10%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Loneliness (5%)

Heart Attack (24%)
Alien Abduction (15%)
Cancer (12%)
Drowning (12%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

Nou toch een mooi leventje tegemoet

Aangezien ik 26 % kans heb te sterven aan kanker zullen de soda-pops, de bubblegum en de sweets wel de oorzaak zijn. Ook kan ik aan electrolysis (verlamming?) sterven en dat komt dan waarschijnlijk door het fietsen zonder helm! De kans dit ondermaanse dankzij buitenaardsen te verlaten wijt ik aan mijn liefde voor nachtelijke wandelingen. Rest mij de kans te verdrinken die vanwege mijn geoefend zwemmer zijn het kleinste is.

Goed, ik ga aan het werk want smaandags uitrusten kan ik altijd nog op mijn oude dag.

Cancer (37%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Homicide (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)

August 23, 2061
at the age of 78 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (41%)
Drowning (8%)
Homicide (8%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)

August 2, 2043
at the age of 68 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (42%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Suicide (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Overdose (5%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.

3 jaar ouder dan ik had gedacht, mooie leeftijd.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (28%)
Heart Attack (23%)
Drowning (10%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)

dood op mijn verjaardag

Cancer (45%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Homicide (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Drowning (5%)

Niet echt geweldig oud..

July 12, 2077
at the age of 91 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (17%)
Alien Abduction (14%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Homicide (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%)
Drowning (6%)

Ik hoop maar dat zo'n 30 jaar van die leeftijd af gaat want ik heb geen zin om zo oud te worden.

Wel tevreden mee

En zo gezond mogelijk ingevuld:
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
October 5, 2093
at the age of 112 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (12%)
Drowning (10%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Loneliness (5%)

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Melluh op 25-02-2003 00:51]

geloof dat ik maximaal 56 word.

August 7, 2064
at the age of 83 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (38%)
Alien Abduction (14%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Homicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)

Hmm ik word ouder dan het "gemiddelde"... beter!

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (38%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (41%)
Heart Attack (25%)
Loneliness (5%)

December 18, 2066
at the age of 88 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (32%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Drowning (5%)

February 27, 2003
at the age of 22 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (34%)
Cancer (12%)
Horrible Accident (7%)

October 15, 2045
at the age of 74 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (48%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

November 24, 2045
at the age of 81 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (32%)
Heart Attack (31%)
Drowning (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

Waarschijnlijk aan kanker en anders aan mijn hart.

July 28, 2066
at the age of 81 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (46%)
Homicide (14%)
Third Degree Burns (10%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (26%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Drowning (15%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Contagious Disease (5%)

Het enge van deze uitslag is dat ik altijd al geroepen heb dat ik op een 14e dood zou gaan....alleen dacht ik januari.

Cancer (29%)
Homicide (16%)
Suicide (13%)
Confusion (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)

October 11, 2070
at the age of 86 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (27%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Homicide (8%)
Suicide (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
Drowning (5%)

Cancer 33%
Public execution in a third world country 14%
blablabla

February 23, 2038
at the age of 60 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (24%)
Cancer (18%)
Electrolysis (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Horrible Accident (5%)

June 18, 2063
at the age of 84 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Alcoholism (14%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Homicide (7%)
Suicide (6%)
Loneliness (6%)

September 20, 2065
at the age of 80 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (45%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Heart Attack (5%)
Drowning (5%)

Dat betekend dat ik nog 62 jaar te leven heb!!

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (27%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Homicide (11%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Drowning (6%)

8 dagen na mijn verjaardag op 8 april

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (30%)
Cancer (10%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (10%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)

Hmmm, 70 jaar, dan heb ik nog wel ff te gaan dan.

January 10, 2062
at the age of 80 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (34%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Suicide (8%)
Loneliness (8%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Homicide (6%)

Lekker vooruitzicht zeg!!!
Maar was wel grappig om die test te doen, jammer genoeg geloof ik er niet echt in!!!

Zitten wel leuke vragen tussen

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Alcoholism (17%)
Loneliness (8%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)

December 13, 2044
at the age of 60 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (27%)
Cancer (19%)
Horrible Accident (10%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Drowning (6%)

November 17, 2071
at the age of 85 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Homicide (8%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Suicide (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
Drowning (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

op de verjaardag van me broertje...beter kado kan ie zich niet wensen

October 12, 2059
at the age of 76 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (22%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.

Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on October 12, 2059, as you slip silently into the night.

October 3, 2067
at the age of 84 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (38%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Homicide (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Drowning (5%)

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (33%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Loneliness (8%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (8%)
Drowning (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

November 1, 2056
at the age of 74 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (33%)
Cancer (22%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Loneliness (5%)

November 27, 2048
at the age of 71 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (33%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

Ik vind 't best

December 30, 2047
at the age of 63 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (20%)
Third Degree Burns (20%)
Cancer (18%)
Homicide (12%)
Contagious Disease (8%)

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
March 8, 2003
at the age of 20 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (38%)
Cancer (15%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Alcoholism (5%)

April 6, 2050
at the age of 68 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (19%)
Cancer (15%)
Electrolysis (13%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Third Degree Burns (6%) (zou zomaar kunnen ik speel graag met vuur )
Homicide (5%)

ehm dit is niet echt geweldig nieuws

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (36%)
Cancer (15%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Homicide (7%)

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (41%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (10%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Drowning (6%)

October 26, 2062
at the age of 90 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Drowning (12%)
Homicide (10%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Loneliness (5%)

en eerlijk ingevuld
maar ja, ik probeer wel gezond te leven en oud worden zit wel in onze familie..........(overgroot opa 102, overgroot oma 101, opa is nu 90, oma is nu 89)

November 3, 2037
at the age of 54 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (41%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Homicide (5%)

Das ook nie oud

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

June 26, 2047
at the age of 63 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (45%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Suicide (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

Nou ja, ik sterf dan tenminste nog in de zomer..... das wel een troost
Moet er niet aan denken om bij min 20 te liggen doodgaan

September 8, 2056
at the age of 77 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (31%)
Cancer (23%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Homicide (7%)

Laten we dan maar hopen dat het na een heftige vrijpartij is

September 25, 2051
at the age of 73 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (40%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

September 7, 2065
at the age of 80 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (54%)
Heart Attack (9%)

July 18, 2057
at the age of 74 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (38%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (27%)
Cancer (14%)
Homicide (11%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Contagious Disease (8%)
Loneliness (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (31%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Electrolysis (9%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

November 17, 2077
at the age of 90 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Drowning (5%)

Leuk hoe ik dood kan ga

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November 30, 2056
at the age of 75 years old.

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