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  woensdag 3 augustus 2022 @ 08:29:16 #1
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Een man zit thuis op de bank met zijn vrouw, en hij vraagt haar "Wat zou je doen als ik de loterij zou winnen?"
Waarop zijn vrouw zegt; "Ik zou de helft houden en dan jou verlaten"
Daarna begint de man te lachen en zegt, "Oke, ik heb 20 euro gewonnen. Hier is 10 euro en we spreken elkaar nog wel :D"
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hihihi

ik las gisteren deze, ben te lui om te vertalen:

One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie.
It booms "You have finally freed me after all these years, so I'll grant each one of you 3 wishes."

The first guy immediately blurts out "I want a billion dollars." POOF, he's holding a printout that shows his account balance is now in fact 1,000,000,003.50

The second man thinks for a bit, then says "I want to be the richest man alive." POOF, he's holding papers showing his net worth is now well over 100 billion.
The third guy thinks even longer about his wish, then says "I want my left arm to rotate clockwise for the rest of my life." POOF, his arm starts rotating.

The Genie tells them it's time for their second wish.
First guy says: "I want to be married to the most beautiful woman on earth." POOF, a stunning beauty wraps herself around his arm.

Second guy says "I want to be good-looking and charismatic, so I can have every girl I want." POOF, his looks change and the first guy's wife immediately starts flirting with him.

Third guy says "I want my right arm to rotate counter-clockwise until I die." POOF, now both his arms are rotating, in opposite directions.

The genie tells them to think very carefully about their third wish.

First guy does, and after a while says "I never want to become sick or injured, I want to stay healthy until I die." POOF, his complexion improves, his acne is gone and his knees don't bother him any more.

Second guy says "I never want to grow old. I want to stay 29 forever." POOF, he looks younger already.

Third guy smiles triumphantly and says "My last wish is for my head to nod back and forth." POOF, he's now nodding his head and still flailing his arms around.
The genie wishes them good luck, disappears, and the men soon go their separate ways.

Many years later they meet again and chat about how things have been going.

First guy is ecstatic: "I've invested the money and multiplied it many times over, so me and my family will be among the richest of the rich pretty much forever. My wife is a freak in the sheets, and I've never gotten so much as a cold in all these years."

Second guy smiles and says "Well, I built charities worldwide with a fraction of my wealth, I'm still the richest guy alive and also revered for my good deeds. I haven't aged a day since we last met, and yes, your wife is pretty wild in bed."

Third guy walks in, flailing his arms around and nodding his head, and says:
"Guys, I think I fucked up."

:9
Het leven is wat je gebeurt, terwijl je andere plannen maakt.
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quote:
17s.gif Op woensdag 3 augustus 2022 08:53 schreef Speedfight het volgende:

Ik snap 'm niet. Ja, he fucked up, dat was bij die eerste wens al duidelijk.
'Me' is gn bezittelijk voornaamwoord
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0s.gif Op woensdag 3 augustus 2022 09:01 schreef Innisdemon het volgende:

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Ik snap 'm niet. Ja, he fucked up, dat was bij die eerste wens al duidelijk.
categorie zo flauw dat het grappig wordt :@
Het leven is wat je gebeurt, terwijl je andere plannen maakt.
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  woensdag 3 augustus 2022 @ 09:11:26 #6
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0s.gif Op woensdag 3 augustus 2022 09:05 schreef Paul het volgende:
We zullen vanaaf zien of dezen op de frontpage komt
Het is spannend
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  woensdag 3 augustus 2022 @ 09:14:41 #7
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quote:
17s.gif Op woensdag 3 augustus 2022 08:53 schreef Speedfight het volgende:
hihihi

ik las gisteren deze, ben te lui om te vertalen:

One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie.
It booms "You have finally freed me after all these years, so I'll grant each one of you 3 wishes."

The first guy immediately blurts out "I want a billion dollars." POOF, he's holding a printout that shows his account balance is now in fact 1,000,000,003.50

The second man thinks for a bit, then says "I want to be the richest man alive." POOF, he's holding papers showing his net worth is now well over 100 billion.
The third guy thinks even longer about his wish, then says "I want my left arm to rotate clockwise for the rest of my life." POOF, his arm starts rotating.

The Genie tells them it's time for their second wish.
First guy says: "I want to be married to the most beautiful woman on earth." POOF, a stunning beauty wraps herself around his arm.

Second guy says "I want to be good-looking and charismatic, so I can have every girl I want." POOF, his looks change and the first guy's wife immediately starts flirting with him.

Third guy says "I want my right arm to rotate counter-clockwise until I die." POOF, now both his arms are rotating, in opposite directions.

The genie tells them to think very carefully about their third wish.

First guy does, and after a while says "I never want to become sick or injured, I want to stay healthy until I die." POOF, his complexion improves, his acne is gone and his knees don't bother him any more.

Second guy says "I never want to grow old. I want to stay 29 forever." POOF, he looks younger already.

Third guy smiles triumphantly and says "My last wish is for my head to nod back and forth." POOF, he's now nodding his head and still flailing his arms around.
The genie wishes them good luck, disappears, and the men soon go their separate ways.

Many years later they meet again and chat about how things have been going.

First guy is ecstatic: "I've invested the money and multiplied it many times over, so me and my family will be among the richest of the rich pretty much forever. My wife is a freak in the sheets, and I've never gotten so much as a cold in all these years."

Second guy smiles and says "Well, I built charities worldwide with a fraction of my wealth, I'm still the richest guy alive and also revered for my good deeds. I haven't aged a day since we last met, and yes, your wife is pretty wild in bed."

Third guy walks in, flailing his arms around and nodding his head, and says:
"Guys, I think I fucked up."

:9
ik snap m niet
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Ik vond m wel grappig, maar t was laat :D
Het leven is wat je gebeurt, terwijl je andere plannen maakt.
  woensdag 3 augustus 2022 @ 09:24:00 #9
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quote:
17s.gif Op woensdag 3 augustus 2022 09:15 schreef Speedfight het volgende:
Ik vond m wel grappig, maar t was laat :D
ja hij wou het toch waarom denkt ie dan dat ie fucked up is
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0s.gif Op woensdag 3 augustus 2022 09:24 schreef Maanvis het volgende:

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ja hij wou het toch waarom denkt ie dan dat ie fucked up is
hij is er toch niet beter van geworden 8)7
Het leven is wat je gebeurt, terwijl je andere plannen maakt.
  woensdag 3 augustus 2022 @ 10:02:38 #11
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quote:
17s.gif Op woensdag 3 augustus 2022 09:57 schreef Speedfight het volgende:

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hij is er toch niet beter van geworden 8)7
euh nou hij is permanent in beweging, dat is wat ie wilde voor de rest van zijn leven, in welk opzicht dacht ie dat ie er beter van zou worden dan?
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0s.gif Op woensdag 3 augustus 2022 10:02 schreef Maanvis het volgende:

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euh nou hij is permanent in beweging, dat is wat ie wilde voor de rest van zijn leven, in welk opzicht dacht ie dat ie er beter van zou worden dan?
Moet je aan hem vragen :6
Het leven is wat je gebeurt, terwijl je andere plannen maakt.
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Wat een anticlimax zeg hierboven -O-
Nieuw is niet altijd beter.
  woensdag 3 augustus 2022 @ 10:48:41 #14
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quote:
17s.gif Op woensdag 3 augustus 2022 10:25 schreef Speedfight het volgende:

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Moet je aan hem vragen :6
Ho wacht even, de 3e persoon is natuurlijk de grappenverteller die de grap vergeten was!!
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vertellen jullie eens een grap dan
Het leven is wat je gebeurt, terwijl je andere plannen maakt.
  woensdag 3 augustus 2022 @ 15:37:37 #16
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C'est La Fucking Vie
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quote:
16s.gif Op woensdag 3 augustus 2022 11:26 schreef Speedfight het volgende:
vertellen jullie eens een grap dan
Doe jij maar |:)
My age is very
Inappropriate
for my behavior
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quote:
11s.gif Op woensdag 3 augustus 2022 15:37 schreef puzziepie het volgende:

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Doe jij maar |:)
Net zo'n goede als de vorige he? Ik ga op zoek O+ O+ O+
Het leven is wat je gebeurt, terwijl je andere plannen maakt.
  woensdag 3 augustus 2022 @ 15:39:53 #18
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C'est La Fucking Vie
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quote:
17s.gif Op woensdag 3 augustus 2022 15:39 schreef Speedfight het volgende:

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Net zo'n goede als de vorige he? Ik ga op zoek O+ O+ O+
Vorige? Die heb ik vast gemist dan :+
My age is very
Inappropriate
for my behavior
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quote:
0s.gif Op woensdag 3 augustus 2022 15:39 schreef puzziepie het volgende:

[..]
Vorige? Die heb ik vast gemist dan :+
Nou, brand jij mijn grap ook maar even af dan:

One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie.
It booms "You have finally freed me after all these years, so I'll grant each one of you 3 wishes."

The first guy immediately blurts out "I want a billion dollars." POOF, he's holding a printout that shows his account balance is now in fact 1,000,000,003.50

The second man thinks for a bit, then says "I want to be the richest man alive." POOF, he's holding papers showing his net worth is now well over 100 billion.
The third guy thinks even longer about his wish, then says "I want my left arm to rotate clockwise for the rest of my life." POOF, his arm starts rotating.

The Genie tells them it's time for their second wish.
First guy says: "I want to be married to the most beautiful woman on earth." POOF, a stunning beauty wraps herself around his arm.

Second guy says "I want to be good-looking and charismatic, so I can have every girl I want." POOF, his looks change and the first guy's wife immediately starts flirting with him.

Third guy says "I want my right arm to rotate counter-clockwise until I die." POOF, now both his arms are rotating, in opposite directions.

The genie tells them to think very carefully about their third wish.

First guy does, and after a while says "I never want to become sick or injured, I want to stay healthy until I die." POOF, his complexion improves, his acne is gone and his knees don't bother him any more.

Second guy says "I never want to grow old. I want to stay 29 forever." POOF, he looks younger already.

Third guy smiles triumphantly and says "My last wish is for my head to nod back and forth." POOF, he's now nodding his head and still flailing his arms around.
The genie wishes them good luck, disappears, and the men soon go their separate ways.

Many years later they meet again and chat about how things have been going.

First guy is ecstatic: "I've invested the money and multiplied it many times over, so me and my family will be among the richest of the rich pretty much forever. My wife is a freak in the sheets, and I've never gotten so much as a cold in all these years."

Second guy smiles and says "Well, I built charities worldwide with a fraction of my wealth, I'm still the richest guy alive and also revered for my good deeds. I haven't aged a day since we last met, and yes, your wife is pretty wild in bed."

Third guy walks in, flailing his arms around and nodding his head, and says:
"Guys, I think I fucked up."
Het leven is wat je gebeurt, terwijl je andere plannen maakt.
  woensdag 3 augustus 2022 @ 15:48:53 #20
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C'est La Fucking Vie
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quote:
17s.gif Op woensdag 3 augustus 2022 15:48 schreef Speedfight het volgende:

[..]
Nou, brand jij mijn grap ook maar even af dan:

One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie.
It booms "You have finally freed me after all these years, so I'll grant each one of you 3 wishes."

The first guy immediately blurts out "I want a billion dollars." POOF, he's holding a printout that shows his account balance is now in fact 1,000,000,003.50

The second man thinks for a bit, then says "I want to be the richest man alive." POOF, he's holding papers showing his net worth is now well over 100 billion.
The third guy thinks even longer about his wish, then says "I want my left arm to rotate clockwise for the rest of my life." POOF, his arm starts rotating.

The Genie tells them it's time for their second wish.
First guy says: "I want to be married to the most beautiful woman on earth." POOF, a stunning beauty wraps herself around his arm.

Second guy says "I want to be good-looking and charismatic, so I can have every girl I want." POOF, his looks change and the first guy's wife immediately starts flirting with him.

Third guy says "I want my right arm to rotate counter-clockwise until I die." POOF, now both his arms are rotating, in opposite directions.

The genie tells them to think very carefully about their third wish.

First guy does, and after a while says "I never want to become sick or injured, I want to stay healthy until I die." POOF, his complexion improves, his acne is gone and his knees don't bother him any more.

Second guy says "I never want to grow old. I want to stay 29 forever." POOF, he looks younger already.

Third guy smiles triumphantly and says "My last wish is for my head to nod back and forth." POOF, he's now nodding his head and still flailing his arms around.
The genie wishes them good luck, disappears, and the men soon go their separate ways.

Many years later they meet again and chat about how things have been going.

First guy is ecstatic: "I've invested the money and multiplied it many times over, so me and my family will be among the richest of the rich pretty much forever. My wife is a freak in the sheets, and I've never gotten so much as a cold in all these years."

Second guy smiles and says "Well, I built charities worldwide with a fraction of my wealth, I'm still the richest guy alive and also revered for my good deeds. I haven't aged a day since we last met, and yes, your wife is pretty wild in bed."

Third guy walks in, flailing his arms around and nodding his head, and says:
"Guys, I think I fucked up."
In het Engels en een te lang verhaal ;(
Sorry
My age is very
Inappropriate
for my behavior
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TLDR

Hihaahaatjes.
  woensdag 3 augustus 2022 @ 17:32:58 #22
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quote:
17s.gif Op woensdag 3 augustus 2022 15:48 schreef Speedfight het volgende:

[..]
Nou, brand jij mijn grap ook maar even af dan:

One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie.
It booms "You have finally freed me after all these years, so I'll grant each one of you 3 wishes."

The first guy immediately blurts out "I want a billion dollars." POOF, he's holding a printout that shows his account balance is now in fact 1,000,000,003.50

The second man thinks for a bit, then says "I want to be the richest man alive." POOF, he's holding papers showing his net worth is now well over 100 billion.
The third guy thinks even longer about his wish, then says "I want my left arm to rotate clockwise for the rest of my life." POOF, his arm starts rotating.

The Genie tells them it's time for their second wish.
First guy says: "I want to be married to the most beautiful woman on earth." POOF, a stunning beauty wraps herself around his arm.

Second guy says "I want to be good-looking and charismatic, so I can have every girl I want." POOF, his looks change and the first guy's wife immediately starts flirting with him.

Third guy says "I want my right arm to rotate counter-clockwise until I die." POOF, now both his arms are rotating, in opposite directions.

The genie tells them to think very carefully about their third wish.

First guy does, and after a while says "I never want to become sick or injured, I want to stay healthy until I die." POOF, his complexion improves, his acne is gone and his knees don't bother him any more.

Second guy says "I never want to grow old. I want to stay 29 forever." POOF, he looks younger already.

Third guy smiles triumphantly and says "My last wish is for my head to nod back and forth." POOF, he's now nodding his head and still flailing his arms around.
The genie wishes them good luck, disappears, and the men soon go their separate ways.

Many years later they meet again and chat about how things have been going.

First guy is ecstatic: "I've invested the money and multiplied it many times over, so me and my family will be among the richest of the rich pretty much forever. My wife is a freak in the sheets, and I've never gotten so much as a cold in all these years."

Second guy smiles and says "Well, I built charities worldwide with a fraction of my wealth, I'm still the richest guy alive and also revered for my good deeds. I haven't aged a day since we last met, and yes, your wife is pretty wild in bed."

Third guy walks in, flailing his arms around and nodding his head, and says:
"Guys, I think I fucked up."
misschien begrijp ik de grap wel als in de inleiding iets staat over waarom man 3 die wens zou kunnen hebben?
normaliter heb je toch iets van 'een belg, een nederlander en een turk vinden een koperen lamp in een kast'
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  Moderator / Weblogger woensdag 3 augustus 2022 @ 20:56:25 #23
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  woensdag 3 augustus 2022 @ 21:21:07 #24
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C'est La Fucking Vie
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Niet op geklikt.
My age is very
Inappropriate
for my behavior
  Moderator / Weblogger woensdag 3 augustus 2022 @ 21:32:21 #25
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0s.gif Op woensdag 3 augustus 2022 21:21 schreef puzziepie het volgende:

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Niet op geklikt.
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