How bad is your spotify?

Whahaha -> Do you really listen to Badman Ollo by Bizzey?

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Your spotify was wrote-in-kanye-for-president-80s-dweeb-60-dollar-white-tshirt bad.

> Thank your obsessions with Kanye West, new wave, and The National for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> sitting-alone-in-the-cafeteria bad

> hxcore-falsetto bad

> landslide-on-repeat bad

> you-probably-bring-a-tent-to-the-beach bad

> fixed-gear-bike-collecting-dust bad

> Here's what else is going on in your aural trash fire:

You listen to these tracks too much:

Devil In A New Dress by Kanye West
Who by Modeselektor
Me Gustas Tu by Manu Chao
You & Me - Flume Remix by Disclosure
Monument by Röyksopp
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

Angus & Julia Stone
The Smiths
The Waterboys
MGMT
Arcade Fire
You are 11% basic. You're trying to impress with some obscure tracks like Ronald Goedemondt. Nobody's fooled..

You're stuck in the early 2010s. For you, music's been all downhill since Angus & Julia Stone made Grizzly Bear.

Analysis finally complete.

I need to go recalibrate my taste levels.

Shutting down.

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> Your spotify was washed-up-brit-boomer-relaxation-mercury-idolizer bad.
> Thank your obsessions with Coldplay, mellow gold, and Queen for that.
> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> suburban-80s bad
> women-of-a-certain-age-obsessed bad
> dads-still-cool bad
> still-watching-vh1-divas-live-clips bad

> Here's what else is going on in your aural trash fire:

You listen to these tracks too much:
• Pulses & Rain by C Duncan
• Climb Ev'ry Mountain by Peggy Wood
• He Came from the Sun by C Duncan
• The Sun Always Shines on T.V. by a-ha
• My Life as a Duck by Charlie Winston

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

• Pet Shop Boys
• C Duncan
• Charlie Winston
• a-ha
• Lighthouse Family

You are 6% basic. Royce Wood Junior and Carl Louis? Where do you even find this shit?.

You're stuck in the early 2010s. You only listen to Obama-era jams like Into Thin Air by Pet Shop Boys and Break My Heart Again by FINNEAS.

Analysis completed in 4.012 exhausting seconds.
I need to go sit in silence for a second.
Shutting down.

Ik kon het niet laten en heb een Spotify-playlist samengesteld op basis van het bovenstaande en wat er tijdens de analyse voorbijkwam. Zo moest ik me dubbelop verantwoorden voor het draaien van Atella


A tracklist based on the Judge My Spotify-analyis by The Pudding: https://pudding.cool/2020/12/judge-my-spotify/

> Your spotify was dads-still-cool-retirement-home-albanian-pop-agenda bad.

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Op donderdag 24 december 2020 22:37 schreef Gale_Boetticher het volgende:
Your spotify was wrote-in-kanye-for-president-80s-dweeb-60-dollar-white-tshirt bad.

> Thank your obsessions with Kanye West, new wave, and The National for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> sitting-alone-in-the-cafeteria bad

> hxcore-falsetto bad

> landslide-on-repeat bad

> you-probably-bring-a-tent-to-the-beach bad

> fixed-gear-bike-collecting-dust bad

> Here's what else is going on in your aural trash fire:

You listen to these tracks too much:

Devil In A New Dress by Kanye West
Who by Modeselektor
Me Gustas Tu by Manu Chao
You & Me - Flume Remix by Disclosure
Monument by Röyksopp
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

Angus & Julia Stone
The Smiths
The Waterboys
MGMT
Arcade Fire
You are 11% basic. You're trying to impress with some obscure tracks like Ronald Goedemondt. Nobody's fooled..

You're stuck in the early 2010s. For you, music's been all downhill since Angus & Julia Stone made Grizzly Bear.

Analysis finally complete.

I need to go recalibrate my taste levels.

Shutting down.

KANYE

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Op donderdag 24 december 2020 22:59 schreef Doug-Heffernan het volgende:

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KANYE

Thanks amice. Kanye wordt niet door iedereen goedgekeurd blijkbaar

Heutzutage höre ich oft Musik auf Youtube.

> Your spotify was band-with-scary-stans-moutain-dew-code-red-awkward-middle-school-slow-dance bad.

> Thank your obsessions with BTS, video game music, and Stay With Me for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> learns-about-rap-from-tiktok bad

> pills-are-kicking-in bad

> classic-rock-radio-station bad

> new-age-infomercial bad

> k-pop-for-breakfast bad

> Here's what else is going on in your aural trash fire:

You listen to these tracks too much:

MORE by K/DA
SLUMP -Japanese ver.- by Stray Kids
Bring Me To Life by Evanescence
THE BADDEST by K/DA
God's Menu by Stray Kids
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

BTS
Linkin Park
Bernward Koch
ONE OK ROCK
Sungha Jung
You are 20% basic. You're trying to impress with some obscure tracks like Sonant. Nobody's fooled..

You're stuck in the early 2010s. You must have peaked right around CHANYEOL's Guardian (Original Television Soundtrack) Part 1.

That's it. I'm done.

I guess the important thing is that your music makes you feel good...

Shutting down.

> Your spotify was heavy-eyeliner-post-punk-suburban-80s-tj-maxx-christmas-soundtrack bad.

> Thank your obsessions with Talking Heads, new wave, and Jingle Bell Rock for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> love-your-npr-tote bad

> 14-year-old-who-just-discovered-punk bad

> adult-skateboarder bad

> overdramatic-instrumental bad

> But wait, it gets worse:

You listen to these tracks too much:

You're Gonna Miss Me - Live by 13th Floor Elevators
Born Under Punches (The Heat Goes On) - 2005 Remaster by Talking Heads
The World Below by Sue the Night
The Big Picture by Sue the Night
Duistre Kamers by De Ambassade
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

Lend me your Underbelly
Beastie Boys
Daniel O'Sullivan
Fela Kuti
Motorpsycho
You are 0% basic. Giobia and Money & the Man? Where do you even find this shit?.

You're stuck in the early 2010s. For you, music's been all downhill since Lend me your Underbelly made Smokesigns at Sunset.

Heb letterlijk een keer jingle bell rock opgezet

Er kwam uit dat ik wel heel erg belachelijk veel naar SAULT heb geluisterd.

Ja, omdat ik het album uit wilde proberen, maar dat het wat tegen viel weet die site natuurlijk niet.

> Your spotify was nineties-dorm-room-too-many-feelings-80s-punk bad.

> Thank your obsessions with REM, Emo (e.g., The Lawrence Arms and Spanish Love Songs), and Bad Religion for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> dads-still-cool bad

> heavy-eyeliner-post-punk bad

> stomp-and-holler bad

> 60-dollar-white-tshirt bad

> instagram-your-tent-at-sunset bad

> Here's what else I learned in that hellscape:

You listen to these tracks too much:

Impenetrable Cerebral Fortress by Gulch
Turbo Killer by Carpenter Brut
Quiet Storm by The Lawrence Arms
Dead Man's Coat by The Lawrence Arms
Tech Noir by Gunship
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

Queen
Propagandhi
The Cure
The Lawrence Arms
Kettcar
You are 1% basic. All Pigs Must Die and Prurient? Where do you even find this shit?.

You're stuck in the early 2010s. For you, music's been all downhill since The New Pornographers made Champions Of Red Wine.

That's it. I'm done.

I need to go recalibrate my taste levels.

Shutting down.

> Your spotify was napping-in-your-mancave-80s-dweeb-sitting-alone-in-the-cafeteria bad.

> Thank your obsessions with Fleetwood Mac, new wave, and Talking Heads for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> artisanal-coffee-shop bad

> basic-jazz bad

> please-read-my-manuscript bad

> punch-me-in-the-face bad

> nineties-dorm-room bad

> But wait, it gets worse:

You listen to these tracks too much:

Brakhage by Stereolab
Soliloquy Of Chaos by Gang Starr
Brown Rice by Don Cherry
Miss Modular by Stereolab
Nomos Nebuleam by Blut Aus Nord

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

Aphex Twin
Guided By Voices
Plastikman
Tim Hecker
Autechre

You are 6% basic. Pagan Altar and Neptunian Maximalism? Where do you even find this shit?.

You're stuck in the 1990s. You know there's been good music since Plastikman, right?

Analysis finally complete.

I need to go sit in silence for a second.

Shutting down.

mooi tooltje

Plastikman, aphex twin & Autechre vooral tijdens het werk/programmeren geluisterd, dus daar zitten wel wat uurtjes in

Wat je ook luistert. Conclusie is dat je smaak slecht en kut is.

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Op vrijdag 25 december 2020 20:34 schreef Sodemieters het volgende:

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Voel je wel vaker de behoefte om dingen uit te leggen die iedereen al lang duidelijk zijn?

Best vaak eigenlijk.

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Op vrijdag 25 december 2020 20:56 schreef Sodemieters het volgende:

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OK, tof. Ga ik onthouden, Misschien dat je ook een keer de clou van een mop kunt uitleggen of zo.

Joe, laat maar weten wanneer nodig.

Ik heb wel een account, maar kan me niet herinneren dat ik het ooit gebruikt heb.
Benieuwd wat dat ding daarmee doet. Waarschijnlijk zeggen dat je kut bent omdat je geen spotify gebruikt.
Staat nu op 'loading music library'

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Op vrijdag 25 december 2020 21:03 schreef herverwijderd het volgende:
Ik heb wel een account, maar kan me niet herinneren dat ik het ooit gebruikt heb.
Benieuwd wat dat ding daarmee doet. Waarschijnlijk zeggen dat je kut bent omdat je geen spotify gebruikt.
Staat nu op 'loading music library'

Ik gebruik het heel rommelig, maar zelfs daar weet het wat van te maken.

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Op vrijdag 25 december 2020 21:05 schreef Eightyone het volgende:

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Ik gebruik het heel rommelig, maar zelfs daar weet het wat van te maken.

Hij is nog altijd de music library aan het laden.

> Your spotify was 90s-new-age-neue deutsche harte-fan bad.

> Thank your obsessions with Yanni and neue deutsche harte (e.g., Eisbrecher and OOMPH!) for that.

> Unfortunately that's not all I learned:

You listen to these tracks too much:

Supermodel by Eisbrecher
Decay by Priest
Military Fashion Show by And One
Der Hauch des Lebens by Eisbrecher
So klingt Liebe by And One

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

The Meteors
And One
Eisbrecher
Tiamat
Hollywood Undead

You are 0% basic. Have you considered there's a reason nobody listens to Asaf Avidan & the Mojos?.

You're stuck in the early 2010s. For you, music's been all downhill since LP made Lost on You.