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Tussenstand 2019:quote:Op woensdag 31 juli 2019 20:56 schreef JayHovah het volgende:
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OT:Zoë Bell?(3)
quote::I have a drinking problem? Fuck you,
, you're a Mormon. Compared to you we ALL have a drinking problem!
quote:: No, I'm sorry, I don't know the number to, uh, my savings account because believe it or not I don't spend my entire day sitting around trying to memorize the fucking numbers to my fucking bank accounts! Moron!
quote:: If you ever carried out your proposed threat you would experience such a shitstorm of consequences my friend your empty little head would be spinning faster than the wheels of your Schwinn bicycle back there.
: [laughing] You think that's a Schwinn!
quote:Harry Pfarrer: You work for Tuchman Marsh?
Tuchman Marsh Man: Yes.
Harry Pfarrer: Is that a law firm?
Tuchman Marsh Man: No, a rock band - yes it's a law firm...
quote:Linda Litzke: You should put up a note in the ladies locker room.
Chad Feldheimer: Put up a note? "Highly classified shit found: Signal intelligence shit, CIA shit?" Hello, anybody lose their secret CIA shit? I don't think so!
Vooral dat laatstequote:Op woensdag 7 augustus 2019 23:41 schreef FireFox1 het volgende:
Klinkt als een Quentin Tarantino of Coen Brothers film.
Ooooooh crappp dat met die schwinn is 1000 keer als voorstukje langsgekomen, Brad Pitt zegt dat lachendquote:
Tussenstand 2019:quote:
2quote:: This drink… I like it!
: I know, it’s great right?
: ANOTHER!”
3quote:“Kopi Luwak is the world’s most expensive coffee. Though for some, it falls under the category of “too good to be true.” We agree!
quote:: “is there some reason my coffee isn’t here yet? Did she die or something?”
Oh well! Not having coffee makes everyone grumpy. Meryl is not the only one!
3quote:: For the first time in my life, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do...
quote:: You went upstairs? Why didn't you just crawl into bed with her ask a bedtime story?
quote:: I'm on this new diet, it's very effective. Well, I don't eat anything and when I feel like I'm about to faint I eat a cube of cheese.
: Well, it's definitely working.
: I know. I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.
"Beetje"?quote:Op maandag 7 oktober 2019 17:03 schreef sjoemie1985 het volgende:
topic inmiddels beetje dood gebloed?![]()
Welke film?quote:"Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!"
Welke film?quote:"There's something wrong with this yogurt.
-Ah, that's not yogurt, that's mayonnaise...
-Ah, right-o then."
quote:I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though.
quote:Would you like something to eat? Something to nibble? Apricots, soaked in honey? Quite why, no one knows, because it stops them tasting like apricots and makes them taste like honey... and if you wanted honey, you could just... buy honey. Instead of apricots. But nevertheless they're yours if you want them.
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De verhalen van pieter konijn?quote:Op donderdag 10 oktober 2019 16:33 schreef pipster het volgende:
Neen, het pluizige beest is gelieerd aan verhalen van Beatrice Potter,
quote:Op vrijdag 11 oktober 2019 16:40 schreef sjoemie1985 het volgende:
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De verhalen van pieter konijn?
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