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9 Ways Glenn Danzig Could Kill You Before You Even Knew What Happened

Through his beastly bands’ countless albums, Glenn Danzig has proven himself to be one of rock’s most devilishly engaging songwriters and frontmen. But what you probably didn’t know is that he’s also a trained killer and he’s stacked like a shit-brick-house full of muscle meat. Although he can be a tender crooner with enough evil Elvis-velvet to charm the panties off your goth sister, he can also be a New Jersey brawler with enough badassery to bury you 6 feet under the garden state.

Here are nine ways Glenn Danzig could kill you before you even knew what happened.

1. PUNCH YOU REALLY FRICKIN’ HARD
He’s buff as hell, and with Lucifer on his side he’ll serve you with an occult knuckle
salad.

2. CROTCH CHOP
Pray you never run afoul of Glenn. If so, he’ll run under your legs and karate chop your wretched crotch. Danzig’s been studying martial arts for years, and at 5’3″ he’s the perfect size for a crotch chop.

3. DEMONOMANIA
Glenn’s got friends in low places. And if you disrespect him, his demon friend, Damar, will kneel behind you, then Glenn will push you and you’ll fall to your gruesome doom.

4. RETURN OF THE BEES
Don’t ever go snorkeling with Glenn AND make him mad. For if you do … while you’re busy admiring the plethora of vibrant marine life, Glenn will stick a funnel into your snorkel and pour angry bees into it.

5. EVILOVE
You think because Glenn’s out of town on a wine tasting tour, you can go around besmirching his character without him knowing? Think again! Danzig’s most important weapon is love. The love of his brain-eating fanboys and fangirls is so powerful that they’re always watching and always listening for Papa Glenn. They’re just waiting for Danzig’s call to tear you apart!

6. KILLER WOLVES
If you ever think of setting foot on Glenn’s property you’ll have to face off with his two demonic chihuahuas, Laurel and Hardy.

7. JU JU BONE
The last guy that let his dog poop in Glenn’s rose garden never even had a chance to say goodbye to his family. That’s because Glenn summoned the powers of his Ju Ju Bone and did unspeakable things to that poor man. The dog was unharmed.

8. KITTY’S PLAYTHING
Despite the, “NO LOITERING” sign on Glenn’s porch, people are always interrupting him while he’s coloring his hair, and that just makes him mad. If you’re unwise enough to do this you’ll have to deal with Glenn’s vicious tabby cat, Reginald.

9. HOW THE MOMS KILL
If you lay a finger on her boy, Glenn’s mom will beat you to death with her evil slipper.
Did Danzig kill you before you even knew what happened? Let us know how in the comments below!

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Op zondag 1 december 2019 20:20 schreef Tokus het volgende:
Slayer komt in 2023 heus wel terug voor een integrale uitvoering van Show No Mercy, waar ze vet aan gaan cashen. Of uiterlijk 2026 om dat met Reign In Blood te doen.

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Op zondag 1 december 2019 20:26 schreef Repentless het volgende:

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In 2026 is Tom Araya 65... Ik denk dat dit type muziek eerder aan een maximum leeftijd is gebonden dan bijvoorbeeld de Stones, om het nog geloofwaardig te kunnen brengen.

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Op zondag 1 december 2019 20:54 schreef Tokus het volgende:

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gezien hoe statisch Araya tegenwoordig op het podium is, kan het best. Steve Harris is 5 jaar ouder en maakt per show meer meters dan Araya op een hele tour.

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Op dinsdag 3 december 2019 09:44 schreef Bosbeetle het volgende:
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