ONZ Onzin voor je leven!
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Met dank aan bondage, voor het maken van de puntenteltool.
Aangezien ONZ nogal dood is, presenteer ik jullie Het Dodetopicspel. Je hoeft er niks voor te doen, behalve te posten en hopen dat het lang duurt voordat er een nieuwe reactie geplaatst wordt. Elke minuut dat er na jou niks gepost is is een punt. Er moeten dus minimaal 60 seconden tussen jouw post en de volgende post zitten voor een punt: 59 seconden telt nog steeds als 0 minuten en dus 0 punten. Restseconden worden niet bij elkaar opgeteld. De punten worden automatisch opgeteld. Tip: je kan beter niet meerdere keren achter elkaar posten, want je krijgt dus pas punten als er minstens een minuut tussen je post en de volgende post zit, ook al zijn beide posts van jou.
Voor elke minuut tussen de OP en de fipo krijg je ook gewoon een punt, maar voor de tijd tussen de lapo en de nieuwe OP krijg je geen punten. Zoals gebruikelijk is op FOK!, opent degene met de laatste post het nieuwe topic. Duurt dit te lang, dan kan een andere user dit doen en gaan we verder in het topic dat het snelst geopend is.
Gelieve de OP duidelijk en overzichtelijk te houden en de uitleg/regels niet te veranderen, bij voorbaat dank.
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"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Bolk.
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
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Hoi aloa
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Bolker marruk
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Even koffie
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
is hard werken om in de top 20 te komen.quote:
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
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"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
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"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Volk
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
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They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
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#alwaysbolking
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
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"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
#postopkrikbolk
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
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"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Kijk NEC choken.
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
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They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
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"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Kap nah!
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Bakkenkappen
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Bolkje kaas
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
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They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
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Schijfje worst
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
prima weertje jaquote:
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Garnalen met cashewnoten in heerlijke saus
Het leven is geen krentenbol...
Volg de pijlen.
I am the Lizard King. I can do anything.
Volg de pijlen.
I am the Lizard King. I can do anything.
Hallojo
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Kaassoufflé
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
En papayasalade met krab
Het leven is geen krentenbol...
Volg de pijlen.
I am the Lizard King. I can do anything.
Volg de pijlen.
I am the Lizard King. I can do anything.
Hongur
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Trio saté saus
They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
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En krabkoekjes
Het leven is geen krentenbol...
Volg de pijlen.
I am the Lizard King. I can do anything.
Volg de pijlen.
I am the Lizard King. I can do anything.
Beetje pittig wel jaquote:
Het leven is geen krentenbol...
Volg de pijlen.
I am the Lizard King. I can do anything.
Volg de pijlen.
I am the Lizard King. I can do anything.
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
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"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Hondjes
They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
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"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Meneer pasteur
They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
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Meneer
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Vulkaan
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Op
Boem
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Het is Hemelvaartsdagquote:Op donderdag 10 mei 2018 15:56 schreef hemarookworst het volgende:
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weer uit de hoge hoed getoverd?
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Morgrn pas weer
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Dranku
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Kolk
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Kutquote:
They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
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"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
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Hoooo
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
quote:Op donderdag 10 mei 2018 16:45 schreef markdeajaxfan het volgende:
https://www.telegraaf.nl/(...)na-wedstrijd-telstar
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They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
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topquote:
https://www.telegraaf.nl/(...)na-wedstrijd-telstar
Zonder wrijving geen glans
Kaags
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Slaags
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Pop
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Slizze s
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
#teamsparta
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
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"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Spartaaaaa
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
sparta is de club van rotterdam
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› De winnaars zijn: markdeajaxfan!
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"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
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"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
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Ben je ook voor Sparta Mike!?
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Is wel zoquote:
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
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They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Gewoon ballen in het park toch.
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
die in Den Haag iddquote:Op donderdag 10 mei 2018 17:04 schreef haags_kwartiertje het volgende:
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kan je amper een stadion noemen
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"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
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dat is niet zo gek aangezien iedereen hier al de hele dag non stop zitquote:
Zonder wrijving geen glans
Jammerquote:
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dat is niet zo gek aangezien iedereen hier al de hele dag non stop zit
Allemaal je vrije dag op fok verspillenquote:
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dat is niet zo gek aangezien iedereen hier al de hele dag non stop zit
They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
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Vind je?quote:
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mooiste stadion van Nederland
De Haag
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Ikke niequote:
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Allemaal je vrije dag op fok verspillen
Zonder wrijving geen glans
They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
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Fok
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
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mooiste stadion van Nederland
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"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
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dat van Heerenveen is ook mooi
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"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
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Bolkers!
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
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dat van Heerenveen is ook mooi
Meh
zekerquote:
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Ben je er weleens geweest?
Prima
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
jaar of 15 terugquote:
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Ben je er weleens geweest?
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› De winnaars zijn: markdeajaxfan!
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"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Ja maar deze is gewoon extreem lelijkquote:Op donderdag 10 mei 2018 17:09 schreef aloa het volgende:
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Dat zijn ook allemaal nieuwe stadions...
Zonder wrijving geen glans
Van Groningen?quote:
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Ja maar deze is gewoon extreem lelijk
Hm
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
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They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
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Kaaphoerstad
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Vruuger
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
quote:Op donderdag 10 mei 2018 17:10 schreef IkFokdusIkben het volgende:
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Alles moet inderdaad gevangen worden in 'procedures' met 'specialisten' zodat de PC-bureaucraat kan beweren dat 'alles gedaan is om hem te helpen'. De eigenaar is terecht argwanend en voelt zich zodanig bedreigd dat alleen een belofte van verantwoordelijke nummer één als -soort van- geruststellend ervaren kan worden. Ondertussen weten alle betrokkenen dat er helemaal geen praktische oplossing bestaat. De burgemeester weet dat ie niks kans doen of beloven: de toekomst zal enkel en vooral zijn 'naïviteit' of 'onkunde' duiden, of nog erger: het grote ongelijk van diversiteit bevestigt op zijn boord krijgen. Dus natuurlijk schuift die het liever af op 'specialisten' onderwijl hij er hoopt dat de amok makende jood gewoon geruisloos en met gebogen hoofd een enkeltje richting Jeruzalem pakt. Zoals tienduizenden hem voor gingen.
They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
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"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
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"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Dat was wel mooiquote:
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Nooit in het nieuwe geweest...wel ooit in het oude stadion.
Zonder wrijving geen glans
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"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
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We weten allemaal over de onwelriekende en bovenal smerige feiten die ook binnen de RKK hebben plaatsgehad, en daar zijn we helemaal niet trots op. Tijdens het bewind van Franciscus, en zelfs eerder, is flink de bezem erdoor gehaald. Een 'witte tornado' heeft er zelfs al gewoed door de Rooms-katholieke Kerk, en dat feit zet Franciscus behalve zijn menselijkheid uiteindelijk ook wereldwijd in een positief daglicht, mij dunkt.
Of elders waar misbruik heeft plaatsgevonden en misschien nog steeds plaatsvindt adequate aanpak zegeviert vandaag de dag, durf ik ten zeerste te betwijfelen. Echter zijn we wat minder blij met het feit dat Franciscus er 'n wat meer modernere koers op nahoudt, maar desalniettemin is hem zijn tijd als paus door velen gegund en mede door zijn doortastendheid.
De tijd zal het leren wie zijn opvolger wordt, want conservatieve katholieken snakken namelijk naar een wat meer ouderwets katholicisme, waaronder kardinaal Eijk. Seksueel misbruik zal daarbij niet meer worden getolereerd.
Dus heren.
They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
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kloptquote:
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Groningen - Feyenoord nog wel
Stadion stond midden in de stad.
Zonder wrijving geen glans
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quote:Op donderdag 10 mei 2018 13:53 schreef MissGiraffe het volgende:
Lil' Kleine was in Den Haag in een viswinkel:
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Klacht: op de foto gaan met je gore drugsbeentjes
They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
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They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
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"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
als uitsupporter valt dat gelukkig wel mee.quote:
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die van Heerenveen ook...altijd ellende met parkeren
Zonder wrijving geen glans
Ik moet ff op vakantie ouwe
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
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Zo'n vrouw die op facebook/insta of whatever een foto plaatst dat ze een super dikke kont of tietjes heeft..
En dan een bijzonder pakkende tekst eronder zet als: love fades, friendship remains.....
Die 2dingen hebben vaak totaal niets met elkaar te maken. (Foto en tekst)
Waarom niet gewoon de tekst, kijk mijn tietjes dan....
Ik weet zeker als ik zo'n foto maak met mn kont naar achteren dat die tekst ineens niet meer mooi gevonden wordt.
They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
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zal nu wel anders gaan iddquote:
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als uitsupporter valt dat gelukkig wel mee.
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"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Gradion
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
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Op
They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
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dat was wel een mooi stadionquote:
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Waarin tijdens de 2e wereld oorlog nog spelen zijn gehouden
