[HOMO] #3315 Er zijn er wel meerdere hier hoor

Role-based Basics

Top

This label applies to both Mo and Lezzy and is meant to refer to the person who will be doing the penetrating, whether they may or may not actually be on “top”. Other colloquial terms are Pitcher or Power Top (which is meant to indicate they don’t bottom… EVER.)

Bottom

This one is pretty obvious since we’ve already covered “top” but just in case: if you’re the bottom you can expect to be getting poked- and it applies to both Mo and Lezzy as well. Strictly speaking, that’s about all the top or bottom labels should really mean, but I’m not going to venture into the social implications of these labels at the moment. (That’s coming in a subsequent article!) Other terms for this are Catcher, Nelly and Power Bottom.

Versatile

I would venture to say that behind closed doors, most gay people fall into this category, which means that they are willing to pitch or catch depending on the situation and the partner.

Next, we have the various labels placed on various types of gay people, followed by some various other terms that may be important for you to know:

Gay Classifications

Twink

Twinks are generally quite young (18 to mid-20’s), skinny, have essentially no body hair and may frequently be found applying foundation or fake tanning lotion. Generally, they act as though the entire world revolves around the fact that they are young and gay.

Twunk

Essentially, this is a Twink with muscles. This can also apply to twinks as they get a little older and grow out of the initial: “Oh my God, I’m young and free and the world should know it” phase. Also, Twunks don’t necessarily wear foundation, but they’ll probably be found fake-baking with regularity.

Sandwich

Sandwich was coined amongst our group of friends and is meant to be used whilst in public when you see a hot guy. Sandwiches are definitely hot, usually muscular and in the prime of their life (I’ll leave that open to interpretation). If you’ve seen The Broken Hearts Club, this would be synonymous with “Meanwhile…”

Bear

The Bear is the polar opposite of the Twink. Bears are large and in charge, wouldn’t dream of shaving ANY of their body hair and frequently don’t wear deodorant. Large and jovial, these beasts range from muscle-daddy to Sumo wrestler, are generally a little older and are usually some of the nicest guys you’ll ever meet.

Cub

Cubs are bears in the making (I know, how creative right?) Just like in good ol’ nature, Cubs are going to be smaller, younger and have less hair (usually) than their Bear counterparts. It’s not uncommon to see a Bear & Cub couple either (kind of like a Daddy/Twink situation only less… creepy.) [Editor’s Note: There is NOTHING creepy about that “situation”… trust me!]

Otter

The Otter label is either newer or just a lot less known than the others. There are also a couple differing opinions on what this means… but essentially it’s a sub-category of Bears. Otters are skinnier, but still rock the full-out body hair. They will usually be short-ish and although skinnier than bears, they usually still have round-ish features (but sometimes kind of flat, which is where the “Otter” part comes in.)

Chaser (aka, Chubby Chaser)

This is pretty self-explanatory, but it refers to someone who typically isn’t fat but who likes to date larger people. This isn’t a strictly gay term either, as evidenced by this video (which your boss probably won’t think is nearly as funny as you do if you open it at work).

Lipstick

This is a shout-out for all our fabulous Lesbianese girls. Lipstick refers to those lesbians who are ultra-girly and all the dudes want to get with. They are sexy, sultry and every Twink wants to be them… minus the vagina part.

Other Important Terms

Metrosexual

These guys really throw a wrench in our Gaydar sometimes. A Metrosexual guy is one who may outwardly appear gay (expert grooming, fantastic style) but who is actually straight. Usually, these guys make pretty awesome friends (as long as you can keep your friends from molesting them anyway).

Manscaping

Learn this term well and put it into practice (unless you’re a Bear of course). Manscaping is the colloquial term for grooming… and as a gay man, I’m here to tell you- again, unless you’re a Bear- you should be manscaping. Jamie provided us with some excellent tips here.

Fag Hag

There is a whole culture around this one, and you can read more on the specific relationship on Stephen’s post… however a Fag Hag technically means a straight girl who wants to have sex with gay men and contrary to popular belief, being called a Fag Hag isn’t a compliment. It means you’re creepy.

Fruit Fly

Although less popular- and not quite as easily rolled off the tongue- this term actually describes what most people think of when they think “Fag Hag”. Fruit Flies don’t want to have sex with us, they are just uber-fabulous girls who understand gay culture and love to hang out. The gay boys love them too and buzz around them… like flies,

Fag Stag

This one’s a new one for me, but apparently it’s code for a straight guy who hangs out with a lot of gay guys. I’d never heard of it before until doing some research on this article and thought it was good enough to make the list!

Water Sports / Golden Shower

This one is important. Water sports aren’t actually sports at all, and hopefully you can tell from the synonymous term what it’s really all about. That’s right kids. Pee.

Gay Curious

Let’s be honest- this really means “I’ve slept with all your guy friends but don’t want to admit it”.

Hasbian/Yestergay

These are also new terms for me and I just had to include them. A Hasbian is a Lesbian who has chosen to live a heterosexual life. Conversely, a Yestergay is a gay man who has chosen to live a heterosexual life. I love a good play on words and these totally made me laugh.

Kaas-	woensdag 13 april 2016 @ 16:49
	Welkom in de Gay SC.
#ANONIEM	woensdag 13 april 2016 @ 16:50
	quote: Op woensdag 13 april 2016 16:49 schreef Kaas- het volgende: [..] Hij is dood. Ik ben necrofiel, maar daar is er geen SC van, dus kom ik hier
Kaas-	woensdag 13 april 2016 @ 16:50
	quote: Op woensdag 13 april 2016 16:50 schreef Etsu het volgende: [..] Ik ben necrofiel Dit zou me moeten verbazen,
Mortaxx	woensdag 13 april 2016 @ 16:50
	Meerdere wat
Kaas-	woensdag 13 april 2016 @ 16:51
	quote: Op woensdag 13 april 2016 16:50 schreef Mortaxx het volgende: Meerdere wat Leuke twinks. Niks ten nadele overigens van Bram hoor. Maar drie op rij werd een beetje too much.
Kaas-	woensdag 13 april 2016 @ 16:52
	5e topic trouwens al deze maand, complimentje waard
Mortaxx	woensdag 13 april 2016 @ 16:52
	quote: Op woensdag 13 april 2016 16:51 schreef Kaas- het volgende: [..] Leuke twinks. Niks ten nadele overigens van Bram hoor. Maar drie op rij werd een beetje too much. noem eens namen
#ANONIEM	woensdag 13 april 2016 @ 16:53
	quote: Op woensdag 13 april 2016 16:52 schreef Mortaxx het volgende: [..] noem eens namen Wil je zelf genoemd worden?
_I	woensdag 13 april 2016 @ 16:54
	quote: Op woensdag 13 april 2016 16:52 schreef Kaas- het volgende: 5e topic trouwens al deze maand, complimentje waard Doe mn best
#ANONIEM	woensdag 13 april 2016 @ 16:55
	quote: Op woensdag 13 april 2016 16:54 schreef Jopie78 het volgende: [..] Doe mn best Hey.
Kaas-	woensdag 13 april 2016 @ 16:55
	quote: Op woensdag 13 april 2016 16:53 schreef Etsu het volgende: [..] Wil je zelf genoemd worden? Volgens mij wel.
Mortaxx	woensdag 13 april 2016 @ 16:56
	quote: Op woensdag 13 april 2016 16:53 schreef Etsu het volgende: [..] Wil je zelf genoemd worden? ik ben geen twink
_I	woensdag 13 april 2016 @ 16:56
	quote: Op woensdag 13 april 2016 16:55 schreef Etsu het volgende: [..] Hey. Hey.
#ANONIEM	woensdag 13 april 2016 @ 16:57
	quote: Op woensdag 13 april 2016 16:56 schreef Mortaxx het volgende: [..] ik ben geen twink Wat ben je dan volgens jezelf
#ANONIEM	woensdag 13 april 2016 @ 16:57
	quote: Op woensdag 13 april 2016 16:56 schreef Jopie78 het volgende: [..] Hey. Hoe is het?
_I	woensdag 13 april 2016 @ 16:57
	quote: Op woensdag 13 april 2016 16:56 schreef Mortaxx het volgende: [..] ik ben geen twink wa'dan?
Mortaxx	woensdag 13 april 2016 @ 16:57
	quote: Op woensdag 13 april 2016 16:57 schreef Etsu het volgende: [..] Wat ben je dan volgens jezelf wat zijn de opties
_I	woensdag 13 april 2016 @ 16:57
	quote: Op woensdag 13 april 2016 16:57 schreef Etsu het volgende: [..] Hoe is het? Goed, nu ik jou zie. Met jou dan?
#ANONIEM	woensdag 13 april 2016 @ 16:58
	quote: Op woensdag 13 april 2016 16:57 schreef Mortaxx het volgende: [..] wat zijn de opties geek, bear, en nog paar maar die weet ik niet
Kaas-	woensdag 13 april 2016 @ 16:58
	quote: Op woensdag 13 april 2016 16:57 schreef Mortaxx het volgende: [..] wat zijn de opties [] twink [] 1 been in het graf