FOK!forum / General Discussion in English / How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
Gehennavrijdag 29 januari 2016 @ 10:36
Hypothetically, if say a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Gutmenschvrijdag 29 januari 2016 @ 10:41
Why would a woodchuck chuck wood?
Gehennavrijdag 29 januari 2016 @ 10:43
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7s.gif Op vrijdag 29 januari 2016 10:41 schreef Gutmensch het volgende:
Why would a woodchuck chuck wood?
Why not?
paarse_paashaasvrijdag 29 januari 2016 @ 10:43
A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can’t chuck wood.
Gehennavrijdag 29 januari 2016 @ 10:46
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4s.gif Op vrijdag 29 januari 2016 10:43 schreef paarse_paashaas het volgende:
A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can’t chuck wood.
Let's imagine he could..
paarse_paashaasvrijdag 29 januari 2016 @ 10:47
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0s.gif Op vrijdag 29 januari 2016 10:46 schreef Gehenna het volgende:

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Let's imagine he could..
Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?
Gehennavrijdag 29 januari 2016 @ 10:48
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15s.gif Op vrijdag 29 januari 2016 10:47 schreef paarse_paashaas het volgende:

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Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?
This is not an ethical topic
Gehennavrijdag 29 januari 2016 @ 10:52
I'd say about 42 chunks per hour

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Ravagevrijdag 29 januari 2016 @ 11:04
Woodchuck :')
Foodtruck _O_
Gehennavrijdag 29 januari 2016 @ 11:07
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0s.gif Op vrijdag 29 januari 2016 11:04 schreef Ravage het volgende:
Woodchuck :')
Foodtruck _O_
And how much food would this Foodtruck truck?
Bosbeetlevrijdag 29 januari 2016 @ 13:26
Depends, how much wood would a groundhog chuck?
Gehennavrijdag 29 januari 2016 @ 13:38
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2s.gif Op vrijdag 29 januari 2016 13:26 schreef Bosbeetle het volgende:
Depends, how much wood would a groundhog chuck?
About twice the half
Jaimy_Lucavrijdag 29 januari 2016 @ 14:22
Are you asking this?:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Gehennavrijdag 29 januari 2016 @ 14:37
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1s.gif Op vrijdag 29 januari 2016 14:22 schreef Jaimy_Luca het volgende:
Are you asking this?:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Basically
Markvrijdag 29 januari 2016 @ 21:28
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1s.gif Op vrijdag 29 januari 2016 14:22 schreef Jaimy_Luca het volgende:
Are you asking this?:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
It would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood
Molurusvrijdag 29 januari 2016 @ 21:36
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2s.gif Op vrijdag 29 januari 2016 21:28 schreef Mark het volgende:

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It would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood
That's assuming that if a woodchuck could chuck wood it would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck.

Most woodchucks are underachievers.
thabitzaterdag 13 februari 2016 @ 16:25
The woodchuck can do a lot more than only chuck wood. She sells sea shells by the sea shore. The shells she sells are sea shells for sure. Isn't that amazing?
Gehennadinsdag 16 februari 2016 @ 10:14
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0s.gif Op zaterdag 13 februari 2016 16:25 schreef thabit het volgende:
The woodchuck can do a lot more than only chuck wood. She sells sea shells by the sea shore. The shells she sells are sea shells for sure. Isn't that amazing?
How much sea shells does she sells by the sea shore? More than the wood a woodchuck would chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Markdinsdag 16 februari 2016 @ 10:20
I can recommend this song to everybody in this topic:


How much wood could a woodchuck chuck,
If a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood?
It would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could,
If a Woodchuck couldn't chuck wood?

Safe and simple like a game,
Pumping out the same old same.
Repetitive regurgitation
It's the Pepsi generation

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked

Straight ahead follow the path,
Is it music or is it math?
With formulas for going gold
The same old thing it's getting old.

Blah, blah, blah, blah...
Blah blah blah blah blah blah,
Standardized, homogenized, sterilized,
I've heard that song before
Deodorized, commercialized, televised
I've heard that song before

Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said "This
butter's bitter
If I put it in my batter, my batter will be bitter,
But a bit of better butter will make my batter better"
Then Betty Botter bought some butter,
Better than the bitter butter, put it in her batter.
She put a bit of better butter into her batter- made
her batter better!

Blah, blah, blah, blah...
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah...
Standardized, homogenized, sterilized
If heard that song before
Deodorized, commercialized, televised
I've heard that song before

Recycle it, trash for cash
Gonna be a hit gonna be a smash
Mmmm!, tastes just like chicken...

In my car I drive along, the radio it plays a song.
To the song I sing along, I sing along to the song.
Why do I sing, sing along?
Do I sing cause it's a good song?
Or because I'm brainwashed
'Cause I hear it every five minutes!
I sing along to dog food commercials too,
I don't see the difference, do you?
A dog can lip-sync too
The Mainstream, can you say bore?
Respectable, acceptable, I've heard that song before.

Standardized, homogenized, sterilized
I've heard that song before
Deodorized, commercialized, televised
I've heard that song before
Before, Before, I've heard that song before
Standardized, homogenized, sterilized
I've heard that song before.
thabitdonderdag 3 maart 2016 @ 20:44
How much wood would CHUCKY chuck if Chucky could chuck wood? >:)

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