[SEX SC #2341] Wat eten we vandaag?!

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Op dinsdag 1 juli 2014 18:35 schreef Viro het volgende:
Kip siam

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Op dinsdag 1 juli 2014 18:41 schreef Samzz het volgende:

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Dat laatste . Daar doe ik een moord voor.

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Op dinsdag 1 juli 2014 18:42 schreef Monopoly het volgende:
Het enige nadeel van witte bonen in tomatensaus is dat je er nogal flatulent van wordt.

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Op dinsdag 1 juli 2014 18:44 schreef LovelyLady het volgende:

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Alsof jou dat enigszins kan boeien

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Op dinsdag 1 juli 2014 18:44 schreef Monopoly het volgende:

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Mij niet, mijn wederhelft wel en mijn collega's vanavond al helemaal

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Op dinsdag 1 juli 2014 18:45 schreef LovelyLady het volgende:

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Buiten gaan staan

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Op dinsdag 1 juli 2014 18:47 schreef Samzz het volgende:
Iemand dé tip om mijn voeten tot rust te laten komen na een dag werken? Ze doen 'pijn', bah.

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Op dinsdag 1 juli 2014 18:57 schreef Viro het volgende:

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Inderdaad, maar mag ook niet drinken

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Lag aan combinatie van lege maag en sterke drank

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Op dinsdag 1 juli 2014 19:20 schreef Viro het volgende:

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Was gelijk laatste keer dat ik dronken was, daarna geen druppel alcohol geconsumeerd

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Op dinsdag 1 juli 2014 19:24 schreef Viro het volgende:

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Misschien in de verre toekomst.

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Op dinsdag 1 juli 2014 19:22 schreef Monopoly het volgende:

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Gewoon af en toe een koud vers biertje op een warme dag Dan bouw je de tolerantie gewoon weer op

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Op dinsdag 1 juli 2014 19:54 schreef Huppelmuts het volgende:
Ook een dood topic gespot

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Op dinsdag 1 juli 2014 19:55 schreef Huppelmuts het volgende:

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Dus jij bestaat?

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Op dinsdag 1 juli 2014 19:55 schreef Huppelmuts het volgende:

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Eng idee wel

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Op dinsdag 1 juli 2014 19:56 schreef Huppelmuts het volgende:

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U is vergeven

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Op dinsdag 1 juli 2014 19:57 schreef tijnbrein het volgende:

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En van waar doe jij deze aanname?

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Op dinsdag 1 juli 2014 19:59 schreef tijnbrein het volgende:

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En ik denk dat jij denkt dat jij bestaat. Dus meer dan een gedachten ben jij niet

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Op dinsdag 1 juli 2014 20:00 schreef Toto69 het volgende:

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Too deep 4 me.

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You were on your way home when you died.
It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered you were better off, trust me.
And that’s when you met me.
“What… what happened?” You asked. “Where am I?”
“You died,” I said, matter-of-factly. No point in mincing words.
“There was a… a truck and it was skidding…”
“Yup,” I said.
“I… I died?”
“Yup. But don’t feel bad about it. Everyone dies,” I said.
You looked around. There was nothingness. Just you and me. “What is this place?” You asked. “Is this the afterlife?”
“More or less,” I said.
“Are you god?” You asked.
“Yup,” I replied. “I’m God.”
“My kids… my wife,” you said.
“What about them?”
“Will they be all right?”
“That’s what I like to see,” I said. “You just died and your main concern is for your family. That’s good stuff right there.”
You looked at me with fascination. To you, I didn’t look like God. I just looked like some man. Or possibly a woman. Some vague authority figure, maybe. More of a grammar school teacher than the almighty.
“Don’t worry,” I said. “They’ll be fine. Your kids will remember you as perfect in every way. They didn’t have time to grow contempt for you. Your wife will cry on the outside, but will be secretly relieved. To be fair, your marriage was falling apart. If it’s any consolation, she’ll feel very guilty for feeling relieved.”
“Oh,” you said. “So what happens now? Do I go to heaven or hell or something?”
“Neither,” I said. “You’ll be reincarnated.”
“Ah,” you said. “So the Hindus were right,”
“All religions are right in their own way,” I said. “Walk with me.”
You followed along as we strode through the void. “Where are we going?”
“Nowhere in particular,” I said. “It’s just nice to walk while we talk.”
“So what’s the point, then?” You asked. “When I get reborn, I’ll just be a blank slate, right? A baby. So all my experiences and everything I did in this life won’t matter.”
“Not so!” I said. “You have within you all the knowledge and experiences of all your past lives. You just don’t remember them right now.”
I stopped walking and took you by the shoulders. “Your soul is more magnificent, beautiful, and gigantic than you can possibly imagine. A human mind can only contain a tiny fraction of what you are. It’s like sticking your finger in a glass of water to see if it’s hot or cold. You put a tiny part of yourself into the vessel, and when you bring it back out, you’ve gained all the experiences it had.
“You’ve been in a human for the last 48 years, so you haven’t stretched out yet and felt the rest of your immense consciousness. If we hung out here for long enough, you’d start remembering everything. But there’s no point to doing that between each life.”
“How many times have I been reincarnated, then?”
“Oh lots. Lots and lots. An in to lots of different lives.” I said. “This time around, you’ll be a Chinese peasant girl in 540 AD.”
“Wait, what?” You stammered. “You’re sending me back in time?”
“Well, I guess technically. Time, as you know it, only exists in your universe. Things are different where I come from.”
“Where you come from?” You said.
“Oh sure,” I explained “I come from somewhere. Somewhere else. And there are others like me. I know you’ll want to know what it’s like there, but honestly you wouldn’t understand.”
“Oh,” you said, a little let down. “But wait. If I get reincarnated to other places in time, I could have interacted with myself at some point.”
“Sure. Happens all the time. And with both lives only aware of their own lifespan you don’t even know it’s happening.”
“So what’s the point of it all?”
“Seriously?” I asked. “Seriously? You’re asking me for the meaning of life? Isn’t that a little stereotypical?”
“Well it’s a reasonable question,” you persisted.
I looked you in the eye. “The meaning of life, the reason I made this whole universe, is for you to mature.”
“You mean mankind? You want us to mature?”
“No, just you. I made this whole universe for you. With each new life you grow and mature and become a larger and greater intellect.”
“Just me? What about everyone else?”
“There is no one else,” I said. “In this universe, there’s just you and me.”
You stared blankly at me. “But all the people on earth…”
“All you. Different incarnations of you.”
“Wait. I’m everyone!?”
“Now you’re getting it,” I said, with a congratulatory slap on the back.
“I’m every human being who ever lived?”
“Or who will ever live, yes.”
“I’m Abraham Lincoln?”
“And you’re John Wilkes Booth, too,” I added.
“I’m Hitler?” You said, appalled.
“And you’re the millions he killed.”
“I’m Jesus?”
“And you’re everyone who followed him.”
You fell silent.
“Every time you victimized someone,” I said, “you were victimizing yourself. Every act of kindness you’ve done, you’ve done to yourself. Every happy and sad moment ever experienced by any human was, or will be, experienced by you.”
You thought for a long time.
“Why?” You asked me. “Why do all this?”
“Because someday, you will become like me. Because that’s what you are. You’re one of my kind. You’re my child.”
“Whoa,” you said, incredulous. “You mean I’m a god?”
“No. Not yet. You’re a fetus. You’re still growing. Once you’ve lived every human life throughout all time, you will have grown enough to be born.”
“So the whole universe,” you said, “it’s just…”
“An egg.” I answered. “Now it’s time for you to move on to your next life.”
And I sent you on your way.

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Op dinsdag 1 juli 2014 20:06 schreef Huppelmuts het volgende:

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Zolang dat niet gebeurt in een afgesloten George na een avond zuipen waar ik naast zit vind ik het best!

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Op dinsdag 1 juli 2014 20:07 schreef Monopoly het volgende:

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Op dinsdag 1 juli 2014 20:07 schreef Toto69 het volgende:

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wat

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Op dinsdag 1 juli 2014 20:08 schreef JJH het volgende:

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Als je het maar niet flikt om hier voor de deur je raampje open te draaien.