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Ik gebruik er 2quote:Op donderdag 29 augustus 2013 15:27 schreef picodealion het volgende:
Hebben vrouwen meerdere handdoeken voor verschillende onderdelen?
Nou dit is wel erg overdrevenquote:
Hebben vrouwen meerdere handdoeken voor verschillende onderdelen?
Als ik mijn haar was gebruik ik meestal wel 2 handdoeken omdat het wat makkelijker is, maar daar houdt het dan ook wel mee op 
B-b-b-bird, Bird, The Bird is the word.
ZE BESTAAT https://www.bronovo.nl/Br(...)ingen/oogartsen3.htmquote:
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Ik al meerdere keren, de loempiavrouw en de chinese frietchineesvrouw.quote:Op donderdag 29 augustus 2013 11:24 schreef Leipo666 het volgende:
ik heb idd nog nooit een zwangere aziaat gezien IRL!
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Canadezen blijven toch echt de Belgen van de VS.quote:
How do we turn this world-class fuck-up into a world-class learning experience?
Die gaatjes of het Foetaal Alcohol Syndroom?
How do we turn this world-class fuck-up into a world-class learning experience?
De wijsvingerquote:Op donderdag 29 augustus 2013 21:17 schreef Hyperdude het volgende:
Die gaatjes of het Foetaal Alcohol Syndroom?
Op zondag 8 maart 2009 21:38 schreef Danny het volgende:
fuck de policy. posten die hap!
fuck de policy. posten die hap!
When the priest killed a maiden in the metal church
Armored saints and warlocks watched the slaughter
Rage of the slayer forced the pretty maids
To kiss the Queen in crimson glory
Armored saints and warlocks watched the slaughter
Rage of the slayer forced the pretty maids
To kiss the Queen in crimson glory
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When the priest killed a maiden in the metal church
Armored saints and warlocks watched the slaughter
Rage of the slayer forced the pretty maids
To kiss the Queen in crimson glory
Armored saints and warlocks watched the slaughter
Rage of the slayer forced the pretty maids
To kiss the Queen in crimson glory
When the priest killed a maiden in the metal church
Armored saints and warlocks watched the slaughter
Rage of the slayer forced the pretty maids
To kiss the Queen in crimson glory
Armored saints and warlocks watched the slaughter
Rage of the slayer forced the pretty maids
To kiss the Queen in crimson glory
quote:John Cleese: ‘Syria and Alert to threats in Europe’
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.”
Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the Blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s get the Bastards.” They don’t have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France ‘s white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country’s military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”
The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose.”
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels .
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from “No worries” to “She’ll be right.” Two more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I think we’ll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!” and “The barbie is cancelled.” So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.
A final thought – ” Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC”.
