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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Vorcha? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Systems Alliance, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Batarian Pirates, Collectors, and Cults, and I have over 3000 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire Systems Alliance. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this Galaxy, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting The Shadow Broker and your IP is being traced right now through the Extranet, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Systems Alliance and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn Vorcha. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.quote:
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fan van Putin, Baudet, Jorge Lorenzo en Assad
chill drinken?quote:Op maandag 19 augustus 2013 11:55 schreef Amarantha het volgende:
Joint en chill drinkenFijn leventje
I'm an Aplha malequote:
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Vorcha? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Systems Alliance, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Batarian Pirates, Collectors, and Cults, and I have over 3000 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire Systems Alliance. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this Galaxy, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting The Shadow Broker and your IP is being traced right now through the Extranet, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Systems Alliance and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn Vorcha. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasnos you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?
Yeah, I'm fucking her.
The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?
Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.
The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?
Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?
maar wat is het nou?quote:
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hmm dat moest nog weg van de zin
fan van Putin, Baudet, Jorge Lorenzo en Assad
En ik ben benieuwd wanneer het kind dat-geen-snoep-krijgt-in-de-winkel losbarst. 
Ook in moeilijke tijden.
ik dacht aan vodka ofzoquote:
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best chill, maar net een tikje TE zoet zegmaar. 
Ik drink de eerste tijd niet meer ^^quote:Op maandag 19 augustus 2013 11:59 schreef Murdera het volgende:
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ik dacht aan vodka ofzo
Ik had trouwens vanille vodka gevonden
Your beauty never ever scared me.
Ik doe vaak als een sir. Grand Marnier of Drambuie bij de koffie.quote:
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ik dacht aan vodka ofzo
Ik had trouwens vanille vodka gevonden
Ook in moeilijke tijden.
Ah okee een reactie op /b/, maar wie is /b/ dan? Dat begrijp ik nog steeds niet.quote:
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Lees de zin eens goed. Het is een reactie op /b/ als het ware. Dus ik ben een alpha male, /b/
fan van Putin, Baudet, Jorge Lorenzo en Assad
de 2e ken ik niet, wat is dat?quote:
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Ik doe vaak als een sir. Grand Marnier of Drambuie bij de koffie.
Zo ik heb de TT even waar gemaakt
(zijn nog allemaal vol hoor hihi)
Your beauty never ever scared me.
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Zo ik heb de TT even waar gemaakt
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