nu ben ik in gesprek met tedquote:Op donderdag 9 mei 2013 16:19 schreef CherryOnTop het volgende:
Overigens wel leuk tijdverdrijfben al een tijdje in gesprek met Ted
quote:Op donderdag 9 mei 2013 19:57 schreef nattehond123 het volgende:
Ff gezorgd dat ze kogelvrij glas gaan verkopen
19:51:19 GMT+02:00 System
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19:51:31 GMT+02:00 Gary
Hi, my name is Gary. Thank you for contacting us. How may I assist you today?
19:52:20 GMT+02:00 Abel
Waddup my man gary, how are you doing in tha hood. I need bullet proof glass for my volvo you have it?
19:52:57 GMT+02:00 Gary
We don't have that product available...however, you may be able to get that online through specialty retailers or auction sites.
19:53:40 GMT+02:00 Abel
Cant you order it for your store?
19:53:55 GMT+02:00 Gary
Nope sorry
19:54:50 GMT+02:00 Abel
Why not? Alot of niggas need it you can make alot of money of it my man
19:56:00 GMT+02:00 Gary
Alright Abel. I ll update it to my manager to take necessary steps.
19:56:38 GMT+02:00 Abel
Aight thank you man. When i see it on your site i will buy it.
Als vervolg op je gesprek met Dianaquote:Op vrijdag 10 mei 2013 11:56 schreef IceCreamSandwich het volgende:
Diana Hi, my name is Diana. Thank you for contacting us. How may I assist you today?
Henk Hello Diana
Henk Are you available for some spicy things?
Diana Are you looking for any part?
Henk
Yes:
-sla
-sinaasappelsap
-mosterd
-uien
-cola
-kaas
-komkommer
-perziken
-toiletpapier
-boter
-PCV Oil Trap
Henk Big order!
Diana We sell only car parts through Online.
Henk So this isn't a grocery store?
Diana No, Henk.
Henk Thanks for assisting me. Do you ship to Friesland?
Diana Yes, We do ship some car parts to your location.
Had ik daarstraks ook met een leukequote:Op vrijdag 10 mei 2013 13:27 schreef GentlemanTroller het volgende:
Hahaha ik vraag alleen of zijn vriendin hier mag komen voor een lage prijs, ... voordat ik kon kopiëren werd de sessie beëindigt
"daar was ie alquote:Op vrijdag 10 mei 2013 13:27 schreef GentlemanTroller het volgende:
Hahaha ik vraag alleen of zijn vriendin hier mag komen voor een lage prijs, ... voordat ik kon kopiëren werd de sessie beëindigt
2013-05-10 04:21:12 Agent Neil I'd be happy to help you with that. Let me ask you a few questions to make sure I assist you accurately.
2013-05-10 04:21:12 Customer Henk Hello ? are you ignoring me?
2013-05-10 04:21:17 Agent Neil What products are you searching for today?
2013-05-10 04:21:56 Customer Henk Type : Anaal Part : Bumper.
2013-05-10 04:22:05 Agent Neil May I please have the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
2013-05-10 04:22:05 Customer Henk Mostly that one.
2013-05-10 04:22:29 Customer Henk 1945, duck
2013-05-10 04:23:08 Agent Neil Let me see what we have available for you. One moment, please.
2013-05-10 04:23:13 Customer Henk Tell me, do you also sell other parts aside from this? Mean like girls?
2013-05-10 04:23:32 Customer Henk And do you ship them to Europe?
2013-05-10 04:23:52 Agent Neil Nope, we carry only parts for cars.
2013-05-10 04:23:55 Agent Neil We don't have that product available...however, you may be able to get that online through specialty retailers or auction sites.
2013-05-10 04:24:06 Agent Neil We do ship some parts outside US.
2013-05-10 04:24:10 Agent Neil Simply select your country during checkout on the Billing/Shipping page and you will automatically be forwarded to Bongo International, our third party international payment and shipping partner.
2013-05-10 04:24:12 Agent Neil Is there any other concern that I can help you with today?
2013-05-10 04:24:24 Customer Henk I mean do they ship to Friesland?
2013-05-10 04:24:39 Customer Henk I need some hot girls right now, your wife could also be good :-)
2013-05-10 04:24:49 Customer Henk How much for her under parts?
2013-05-10 04:25:38 Agent Neil Our company considers that content and language to be inappropriate. If you continue to send improper messages, I will be forced to end our chat session.
2013-05-10 04:25:57 Customer Henk I am a nice guy, was just a question.
2013-05-10 04:26:11 Customer Henk so no sex right with your girlfriend? ...
2013-05-10 04:26:13 Customer Henk :(
2013-05-10 04:26:30 Agent Neil We will not tolerate the use of inappropriate language. I am required to terminate our chat session immediately.
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quote:Op vrijdag 10 mei 2013 12:32 schreef CherryOnTop het volgende:
[..]
Als vervolg op je gesprek met Diana
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13:21:14 Neil
Hi, my name is Neil. Thank you for contacting us. How may I assist you today?
13:21:30 Nicole
Hi Neil, I'm looking for Diana, is she around?
13:22:05 Neil
She is not available now.
13:22:10 Neil
How may I assist you today?
13:22:33 Nicole
To bad. I heard she likes it spicy and I'm really in the mood for spicy now if you know what I mean, hehe.
13:22:54 Nicole
But if you like it spicy I can work with that as well... I swing both ways!
13:24:13 Nicole
Neil? Where are you? Are you starting without me naughty boy?
13:25:15 Neil
This is a professional chat session
13:25:25 Neil
Are you looking for any parts for your vehicle ?
13:26:04 Nicole
Well... My 'vehicle' needs about 23 centimeters.
13:27:20 Neil
What products are you searching for today?
13:27:58 Nicole
A sausage, obviously
13:29:20 Neil
We carry only parts for vehicle..
13:30:46 Nicole
Yes you just told me, and I told you my vehicle needs a 23cm sausage! Do you need the make and model of my vehicle?
13:31:40 Neil
We don't have that product available...
13:31:40 Neil
Is there any other concern that I can help you with today?
13:32:26 Nicole
Unless there's a 23 cm sausage in your pants that you want to sell... No.
quote:Op vrijdag 10 mei 2013 13:28 schreef GentlemanTroller het volgende:
Our company considers that content and language to be inappropriate. If you continue to send improper messages, I will be forced to end our chat session.
quote:Op vrijdag 10 mei 2013 14:28 schreef nattehond123 het volgende:
14:13:52 henk
kyle you are breaking my balls
Hé patje.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:46 schreef Patje1987 het volgende:
die seth is gaar, bij mij liep net firefox vast.
ik vroeg om die volvo part met daaronder
does it come with extra fries?
and i want a XXL cola
do you ship it to the netherlands?
hij was niet spraakzaam
hahahahahaquote:Op vrijdag 10 mei 2013 14:28 schreef nattehond123 het volgende:
XD
Kyle
Hi, my name is Kyle. Thank you for contacting us. How may I assist you today?
14:07:41 henk
hi kyle
14:07:53 henk
how is everything in south park, you still hate cartman?
14:08:56 henk
hello kyle?
14:09:22 Kyle
Hello Henk, Everything fine
14:10:01 henk
alright nice to hear
14:10:25 Kyle
How may I help you today?
14:10:29 henk
i have a schoolbus en cartman destroyed the mirrors
14:10:45 henk
can i buy new one's?
14:11:07 Kyle
I'd be happy to help you with that.
14:11:12 Kyle
May I please have the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
14:11:45 henk
2001 schoolbus from southpark
14:12:19 henk
you have
14:13:21 henk
?
14:13:42 Kyle
We don't have that product available...however, you may be able to get that online through specialty retailers or auction sites.
14:13:47 Kyle
I recommend doing an online search for that through a search engine such as Google or Yahoo.
14:13:52 henk
kyle you are breaking my balls
14:13:58 henk
cant you search for me?
14:16:33 Kyle
I am sorry, we do not have parts for your 2001 schoolbus
14:16:50 henk
yeah i know but can you google it for me
14:17:07 henk
i drove you so many times to school
14:17:13 henk
it is the least you can do
14:19:54 Kyle
Please check the below link
14:19:59 Kyle
Kyle pushes page, http://www.roscomirrors.com/indline.php?doc_id=1114700517
14:21:16 henk
ah thank you kyle, how is ike doing?
14:21:49 Kyle
Doing fine Henk. Thank you for your Concern.
14:21:54 Kyle
Is there any other concern that I can help you with today?
14:23:28 henk
yeah can you get i job for at the chatting company? i was fired from south park ellementary for driving over mister garrison
14:24:19 henk
i think the job talking to customers would fit me fine
14:25:36 henk
can you help your old buddy?
14:26:05 Kyle
You may apply through email, Please drop an email to customerservice@driveWire.com
vind je het gek met al die FOK!ersquote:Op vrijdag 10 mei 2013 14:52 schreef CherryOnTop het volgende:
"You are next in queue..."
Zo zo ze hebben het er maar druk mee.
Deze snap ik niet helemaal, vaagquote:Op vrijdag 10 mei 2013 14:53 schreef nattehond123 het volgende:
Liu Yang
Hello kfff. Welcome to FastCardTech live chat. How can I assist you today?
kfff
herro
Liu Yang
Hello sir, how can I help you?
kfff
are you located in europe or united states?
Liu Yang
We are located in Shenzen, China sir
kfff
我住在這裡太
Liu Yang
你住在哪里究竟
kfff
附近的麥當勞
你呢?
Liu Yang
At the KFC..
kfff
thats not very funny, how dare you to talk to a customer like that
Liu Yang
Sorry sir but do you really live in China?
Because I can see your location
kfff
yes i am on vacation but that is non of your bussnis
Liu Yang
对不起,先生
kfff
我要見你們的經理
Liu Yang
Sir, you can speak to the manager
But for which reason?
kfff
i dont like the way you threat me
making stupid jokes to me
Liu Yang
I am so sorry sir
kfff
i wanted to buy a mobile but because of you i dont want to
Liu Yang
Do you want to speak?
kfff
if you give me coupon
it is also ok
Liu Yang
We can give you coupon
OK sir?
kfff
sounds fair, ok
Liu Yang
We can give you 5% discount
kfff
only 5? for this horrible way you have treated me
what kind of compasation is that
i feel insullted
Liu Yang
Sorry sir I see you are not happy
I will connect you to the manager
wat?quote:
Sexbierum in ieder geval welquote:Op vrijdag 10 mei 2013 15:27 schreef CherryOnTop het volgende:
[..]
Ik eigenlijk niks, maar als schubbekutteveen bestond zou het daar vast liggen, dacht ik zo
quote:Op vrijdag 10 mei 2013 15:31 schreef Brabanste_kaaskop het volgende:
15:16:19 System
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15:17:32 Piet
Hey pablo i would like to fall a complaint about one of your college
15:18:34 Pablo
Okay Piet , you can email your complaint to jnixon@usautoparts.com
15:19:00 Piet
who is jnxion?
15:19:49 Pablo
Our process manager.
15:20:50 Piet
thats a really nice name. Which country is he from ?
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Hello Piet!
15:22:59 Joe
This is Joe Nixon, Manager of this chat department
15:23:04 Joe
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15:24:28 Piet
Ow hey joe ! good thank you. I have a complaint about one of your employee
15:25:24 Joe
I apologize for any issues, May I ask you about who is the complaint and your concern please?
15:28:38 Piet
its about Neil. I was talking to him about shipping a item but all the sudden he ended the chat and saying i should be using another site. He was trying to advertise for that site. I think hes stealing your
customers for prob his own website
haha nemen het heel serieus !
quote:Op vrijdag 10 mei 2013 15:31 schreef Brabanste_kaaskop het volgende:
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Hi, my name is Pablo. Thank you for contacting us. How may I assist you today?
15:17:32 Piet
Hey pablo i would like to fall a complaint about one of your college
15:18:34 Pablo
Okay Piet , you can email your complaint to jnixon@usautoparts.com
15:19:00 Piet
who is jnxion?
15:19:49 Pablo
Our process manager.
15:20:50 Piet
thats a really nice name. Which country is he from ?
15:22:29 System
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15:22:39 Joe
Hello Piet!
15:22:59 Joe
This is Joe Nixon, Manager of this chat department
15:23:04 Joe
How are you doing today?
15:24:28 Piet
Ow hey joe ! good thank you. I have a complaint about one of your employee
15:25:24 Joe
I apologize for any issues, May I ask you about who is the complaint and your concern please?
15:28:38 Piet
its about Neil. I was talking to him about shipping a item but all the sudden he ended the chat and saying i should be using another site. He was trying to advertise for that site. I think hes stealing your
customers for prob his own website
haha nemen het heel serieus !
Dat maakt toch niet uit, het is prima tijdverdrijf als je even niks te doen hebt.quote:Op zondag 12 mei 2013 22:13 schreef jatochneetoch het volgende:
Mensen jullie snappen toch wel dat jullie gewoon tegen een bot praten he
Jij snapt toch wel dat je op dit forum gewoon tegen een bot praat hequote:Op zondag 12 mei 2013 22:13 schreef jatochneetoch het volgende:
Mensen jullie snappen toch wel dat jullie gewoon tegen een bot praten he
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