(we beginnen natuurlijk met zappa)
"dont eat the yellow snow, that is where the huskies go"
in dezelfde categorie
"don't shit where you eat my friend"
Op de nieuwe stuurbaard bakkebaard staat het nummer "never go to sleep when you've got a lot of things on your mind..." ook een erg goede tip natuurlijk
dan heb je ook nog liedjes die bol staan met advies:
en weer een ween
Plaats hier andere liedjes die goede raad geven!quote:Take a piece of tinsel and put it on the tree
Cut a slab of melon and pretend
That you still love me
Carve out a pumpkin and rely on your destiny
Get in your car and cruise the land
Of the brave and the free
But don't forget to understand exactly what
You put on the tree
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that
The roses are free
Tke a wrinkled raisin, and do with it what you will
Push it into third if you know you're gonna
Climb a hill
Eat plenty of lasagna 'til you know
That you've had your fill
Resist all the urges that make you wanna
Go out and kill
But don't forget to understand exactly what
You put on the tree
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that
The roses are free
Throw that pumpkin at the tree
Unless you think that pumpkin hols your destiny
Cast it off into the sea, bake that pie
And eat it with me
quote:Life's short and hard like a bodybuilding elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
[ Bericht 20% gewijzigd door P8 op 15-04-2013 19:52:16 ]
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Op 
quote:never trust a man in a blue trench coat
never drive a car when you're dead
quote:Wise words from the departing
Eat your greens, especially broccoli
Remember to say "thank you" for the things you haven't had
By working the soil we cultivate the sky
We embrace vegetable kingdom
The death of your father, the death of your mother
Is something you prepare for
All your life
All their life
quote:"Never hit your grandma with a shovel, it makes a bad impression on her mind"
Hold onquote:
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quote:Never squeal on the pusher
Don't lie to your mama
Just do what you wanna and it'll be okay
Don't swim in the water
Don't fly in the daytime
Just do what you wanna and it'll be okay
Never smuggle no candy
Can't be whatcha wanna when you hafta go
Down to the darkest places
Yeah, you're gonna be okay
Don't say what's really on your mind
Gotsta give it just a little more time
And try to remember this rhyme and you'll be okay
quote:AND YOOOOOO CRANK DAT SOULJABOY!
quote:Yesterday was Thursday
Today is Friday
Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards
quote:Ze benn benauwder veur joe as ie veur heur. Wees nou mar nie bange anders. Hebben ze dat nog deur.
quote:A'j joe verkleden as schaop, kommen de wolven joe nao
quote:Angst is mar veur eben, spiet is veur altied
en eigenlijk kunnen bijna alle nummers van Lohues hier welquote:Pries de dag nie veur aobend is
Het hele refrein
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Ik zat bij de kapper, maar toen hoorde ik dit liedje en ben ik toch maar terug naar huis gegaan.
omgquote:
quote:Take stuff from work.
It's the best way to feel better about your job.
Never buy pens or pencils or paper.
Take 'em from work.
Rubber bands, paper clips, memo pads, folders-take 'em from work.
It's the best way to feel better about your low pay and appalling working conditions.
Take an ashtray-they got plenty.
Take coat hangers.
Take a, take a trash can.
Why buy a file cabinet?
Why buy a phone?
Why buy a personal computer or word processor?
Take 'em from work.
I took a whole desk from the last place I worked.
They never noticed and it looks great in my apartment.
Take an electric pencil sharpener.
Take a case of white-out; you might need it one day.
Take some from work
It's your duty as an oppressed worker to steal from your exploiters.
It's gonna be an outstanding day.
Take stuff from work.
And goof off on the company time.
I wrote this at work.
They're paying me to write about stuff I steal from them.
Life is good.
Nog eentje van REM:quote:
Watch the parking meters
Het origineel is leuker:quote:
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Daar hou ik me al bijna 20 jaar aan, en nooit spijt van gehad.quote:Op maandag 15 april 2013 19:50 schreef Bosbeetle het volgende:
never trust a man in a blue trench coat
never drive a car when you're dead
[youtube]never trust a man in a blue trench coat
never drive a car when you're dead [/youtube]
If you listen to what I say
You'll try strychnine some day
Make you jump, it'll make you shout
It'll even knock you out
[ Bericht 18% gewijzigd door Weltschmerz op 16-04-2013 09:55:05 ]
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On your way up be good to the people you met, cause you'll meet them on your way comin' down. Stand firm and you will never eaten by wurms.
geef je kinderen geen klote naam
![Roxette - Listen to your heart [HD+Lyrics]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/3tgmXgTp6f8/default.jpg)
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kun je ook wel als raad opvatten
[ Bericht 31% gewijzigd door Doedezemaar op 22-04-2013 21:15:48 ]
Dat mag wel wat genuanceerder.quote:
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quote:Glaasje op, laat je rijden
Glaasje op, laat je rijden
Dat is een goede raad
Wanneer je wat onzeker op je benen staat
Glaasje op, laat je rijden
Glaasje op, laat je rijden
Maak de borrel die je drinkt niet extra duur
Glaasje op, niet achter 't stuur