Goede raad is duur

Lift Your Head Up High

quote:

Life's short and hard like a bodybuilding elf
So save the planet and kill yourself

Tiny Tim - Then I'd Be Satisfied With Life (good quality)

quote:

"Never hit your grandma with a shovel, it makes a bad impression on her mind"

Ween - Never Squeal

quote:

Never squeal on the pusher
Don't lie to your mama
Just do what you wanna and it'll be okay
Don't swim in the water
Don't fly in the daytime
Just do what you wanna and it'll be okay

Never smuggle no candy
Can't be whatcha wanna when you hafta go
Down to the darkest places
Yeah, you're gonna be okay

Don't say what's really on your mind
Gotsta give it just a little more time
And try to remember this rhyme and you'll be okay

Soulja Boy Tell'em - Crank That (Soulja Boy)

quote:

AND YOOOOOO CRANK DAT SOULJABOY!

Friday - Rebecca Black - Official Music Video

quote:

Yesterday was Thursday
Today is Friday
Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards

Daniël Lohues - 'Ze benn benauwder veur joe as ie veur heur'

quote:

Ze benn benauwder veur joe as ie veur heur. Wees nou mar nie bange anders. Hebben ze dat nog deur.

Daniël Lohues - 'A'j joe verkleden as schaop'

quote:

A'j joe verkleden as schaop, kommen de wolven joe nao

Daniël Lohues - Angst is mar veur eben, spiet is veur altied

quote:

Angst is mar veur eben, spiet is veur altied

daniel Lohues - pries de dag nie veur aobend is

quote:

Pries de dag nie veur aobend is

King Missile - Take Stuff From Work

quote:

Take stuff from work.
It's the best way to feel better about your job.
Never buy pens or pencils or paper.
Take 'em from work.
Rubber bands, paper clips, memo pads, folders-take 'em from work.
It's the best way to feel better about your low pay and appalling working conditions.
Take an ashtray-they got plenty.
Take coat hangers.
Take a, take a trash can.
Why buy a file cabinet?
Why buy a phone?
Why buy a personal computer or word processor?
Take 'em from work.
I took a whole desk from the last place I worked.
They never noticed and it looks great in my apartment.
Take an electric pencil sharpener.
Take a case of white-out; you might need it one day.
Take some from work
It's your duty as an oppressed worker to steal from your exploiters.
It's gonna be an outstanding day.
Take stuff from work.
And goof off on the company time.
I wrote this at work.
They're paying me to write about stuff I steal from them.
Life is good.