"I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up." - George Carlin.
"Cos I'm the one with the fat mad skills, and I won't choke like the Buffalo Bills Sittin at the pad just chillin, cos Larry Parker just got two million, oh what a feelin" 'The Don Mega'