Random quotes

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Troy: Girls are supposed to dance. That's why God gave them parts that jiggle.
Annie: Shirley, you are a guilt machine
Pierce: And annie knows a thing or two about guilt, am I right Jew?
Annie: Say the whole word.
Pierce: Jewey?
Troy: You would never catch a Jehovah's Witness saying "jewey."
Pierce: It comes with the birthday cake you never got.
Pierce: Before AIDS, sex was like shaking hands.
Abed: Hence AIDS
Abed [about Jeff and Britta]: Will they or won't they, sexual tension
Jeff: Abed, it makes the group uncomfortable when you talk about the group like we're characters in a show you're watching
Abed: That's sort of my gimmick, but we did lean on that pretty hard last week. I can lay low for an episode
Jeff: I'm saying you're a football player, its in your blood
Troy: That's racists
Jeff: Your soul?
Troy: That's racist
Jeff: Your eyes?
Troy: That's gay
Jeff: That's homophoebic
Troy: That's black
Jeff: That's racist!
Troy: Damn
Jeff: Hey troy sneezes like a girl
Troy: How about I pound you like a boy... that didn't come out right