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Op maandag 23 juni 2014 00:38 schreef LesMiserables het volgende:
Ga anders ff jullie feestje in de DM vieren ofzo, misschien kan stinkui dan aan mavo uitleggen hoe dat neuken via Tinder precies werkt.
Ga anders ff jullie feestje in de DM vieren ofzo, misschien kan stinkui dan aan mavo uitleggen hoe dat neuken via Tinder precies werkt.
omdat je kneus bent daaromquote:
Op maandag 23 juni 2014 00:38 schreef LesMiserables het volgende:
Ga anders ff jullie feestje in de DM vieren ofzo, misschien kan stinkui dan aan mavo uitleggen hoe dat neuken via Tinder precies werkt.
Ga anders ff jullie feestje in de DM vieren ofzo, misschien kan stinkui dan aan mavo uitleggen hoe dat neuken via Tinder precies werkt.
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Op donderdag 2 augustus 2012 01:33 schreef o.us het volgende:
Sterkte, vinger in je kont wil nog wel eens helpen.
Sterkte, vinger in je kont wil nog wel eens helpen.
Oké een hele mooie dan!
Last night in New York, a group of (presumably) single guys gathered by a couple of phone boxes in Times Square. On the face of it, there’s nothing too remarkable about that – people date all the time in New York, right? It’s what Americans do. But then again they were these phone boxes, with a public access CCTV camera trained upon them 24 hours a day (navigate to Cam 2). There was also a cut-out of that “Forever Alone” guy’s face stuck on the side of them, and 4chan had lured all the single men there by pretending to be women who wanted to date them. Stir that all up in a big, cruel pot, and you have yourself a “Forever Alone Involuntary Flashmob”. We grappled with our consciences and managed to pin them to the ground long enough to send a couple of photographers down to capture the sadness.
Last night in New York, a group of (presumably) single guys gathered by a couple of phone boxes in Times Square. On the face of it, there’s nothing too remarkable about that – people date all the time in New York, right? It’s what Americans do. But then again they were these phone boxes, with a public access CCTV camera trained upon them 24 hours a day (navigate to Cam 2). There was also a cut-out of that “Forever Alone” guy’s face stuck on the side of them, and 4chan had lured all the single men there by pretending to be women who wanted to date them. Stir that all up in a big, cruel pot, and you have yourself a “Forever Alone Involuntary Flashmob”. We grappled with our consciences and managed to pin them to the ground long enough to send a couple of photographers down to capture the sadness.
Di
Gruwelijkquote:Op vrijdag 5 augustus 2011 18:02 schreef Monopoly het volgende:
Oké een hele mooie dan!
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Op donderdag 2 augustus 2012 01:33 schreef o.us het volgende:
Sterkte, vinger in je kont wil nog wel eens helpen.
Sterkte, vinger in je kont wil nog wel eens helpen.
Hahaha die kerels ook. Ik had het vorige week ook ergens zien staan, echt gruwelijk dat het nog lukt ook 
Ik had het vorige week ook ergens zien staan, echt gruwelijk dat het nog lukt ook
Who motivates the motivator?
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Oké een hele mooie dan!
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Last night in New York, a group of (presumably) single guys gathered by a couple of phone boxes in Times Square. On the face of it, there’s nothing too remarkable about that – people date all the time in New York, right? It’s what Americans do. But then again they were these phone boxes, with a public access CCTV camera trained upon them 24 hours a day (navigate to Cam 2). There was also a cut-out of that “Forever Alone” guy’s face stuck on the side of them, and 4chan had lured all the single men there by pretending to be women who wanted to date them. Stir that all up in a big, cruel pot, and you have yourself a “Forever Alone Involuntary Flashmob”. We grappled with our consciences and managed to pin them to the ground long enough to send a couple of photographers down to capture the sadness.
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Op donderdag 2 augustus 2012 01:33 schreef o.us het volgende:
Sterkte, vinger in je kont wil nog wel eens helpen.
Sterkte, vinger in je kont wil nog wel eens helpen.
Op donderdag 2 augustus 2012 01:33 schreef o.us het volgende:
Sterkte, vinger in je kont wil nog wel eens helpen.
Sterkte, vinger in je kont wil nog wel eens helpen.
Deze is wel baas hahah
Op donderdag 2 augustus 2012 01:33 schreef o.us het volgende:
Sterkte, vinger in je kont wil nog wel eens helpen.
Sterkte, vinger in je kont wil nog wel eens helpen.
Op donderdag 2 augustus 2012 01:33 schreef o.us het volgende:
Sterkte, vinger in je kont wil nog wel eens helpen.
Sterkte, vinger in je kont wil nog wel eens helpen.
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Who motivates the motivator?
Die zag ik laatst op Macromeme. Geweldig.quote:
Oké een hele mooie dan!
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Last night in New York, a group of (presumably) single guys gathered by a couple of phone boxes in Times Square. On the face of it, there’s nothing too remarkable about that – people date all the time in New York, right? It’s what Americans do. But then again they were these phone boxes, with a public access CCTV camera trained upon them 24 hours a day (navigate to Cam 2). There was also a cut-out of that “Forever Alone” guy’s face stuck on the side of them, and 4chan had lured all the single men there by pretending to be women who wanted to date them. Stir that all up in a big, cruel pot, and you have yourself a “Forever Alone Involuntary Flashmob”. We grappled with our consciences and managed to pin them to the ground long enough to send a couple of photographers down to capture the sadness.
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haha heb ik ook wel is gedaanquote:
domme mensen
Dit is toch wel de mooiste tot nu toe in dit topic.quote:Op vrijdag 5 augustus 2011 18:30 schreef DeRakker. het volgende:
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haha heb ik ook wel is gedaan
domme mensen
Omegle trollen is altijd vetquote:
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Original ad:
Hello. I am a responsible young professional looking to sublet a studio or 1 br apt in or around East village. I am looking to move in on Mar 15. 2000/mo is my budget. Thans
From Me to **********@********.org:
Hey,
I am leaving for London on business and need to sublet my studio apartment immediately. It is a beautiful spacious apartment in the East Village (near Tompkins Square Park). Rent is $1750/month and you can move in as soon as February 25th. Please let me know if you are interested.
Regards,
Mike
From Ari ****** to Me:
Hi Mike thanks for responding. A few questions: how big is the apt? how long can is the lease til? do you have any pics or a floor plan? I want to move in on mar 15- is that ok?
From Me to Ari ******:
March 15th is fine with me. The apartment is 370 square feet. I don't have any pictures, but I have included a floor plan to give you an idea of the layout of the apartment. The lease is up in November 2011, but you have the option to renew if you wish. Please let me know if you have any more questions about the apartment.
Mike
Attachments:
From Ari ****** to Me:
Mike did you send me the wrong plan or is there really a pool in your apartment.
From Me to Ari ******:
Oh, yes. I should have mentioned the pool. I had an exercise pool installed in the apartment because I was training for a swimming marathon. It is a really nice pool. It is 39 inches deep with powerful jets and a vinyl liner. The pool is great if you like to swim.
Mike
From Ari ****** to Me:
Thats a pretty important thing to forget to mention, doncha think?! It takes up the whole f-ing apartment! How is there no bathroom?? Where am I supposed to shower and sleep?
From Me to Ari ******:
I know, it is a really nice pool. I usually use the kitchen as the bathroom. You can either pee in the sink, or out the window. The window overlooks an alley behind 5th St, and most of the time nobody walks below you. Even if you do piss on someone, you are on the 7th floor so they will probably have no idea where it came from. By the time it hits them, you will most likely be zipped up and have the window shut. The sink has a garbage disposal in case you need to take a dump.
Showering? You don't need to shower - you have a pool! Just go for a swim any time you are trying to wash off.
Sleep? I've got that covered too. I have an extremely comfortable pool raft I sleep on. It is like sleeping on a waterbed! It has a couple of cup holders you can put your phone/keys/beer/whatever in. I'll include this with the apartment for an extra $10.
I am free tomorrow if you want to check the place out and fill out the sublet papers.
Mike
From Ari ****** to Me:
Hmm well yes that does sound nice, but I am looking for a place where I dont have to shit in my sink and sleep in a goddamn pool. Come on man! Good luck finding someone to rent you'll need it!
From Me to Ari ******:
You don't have to shit in the sink, it is just an option. You can also shit out the window, or shit in a bucket next to the window and dump it out the window. There is an Indian restaurant that backs up to the alley, so it already smells like shit down there.
At least come over and try my raft before you decide that sleeping in a pool is a bad thing. I'll even throw in a couple of pool noodles for free.
Mike
From Ari ****** to Me:
Stop trying to sell me your POS apartment, if you can even call it that. You know what makes an apartment an apartment? A bed. Bathroom. Furnature. NOT A FUCKING POOL.
Why am I arguing with you? This is fucking ridiculous. Conversation over.
From Me to Ari ******:
Why are you so afraid of sleeping in this pool? Be honest, do you not know how to swim? If so, I can give you the number of a good lifeguard I know.
From Ari ****** to Me:
Shut the hell up. I hope you drown in your pool!
Hello. I am a responsible young professional looking to sublet a studio or 1 br apt in or around East village. I am looking to move in on Mar 15. 2000/mo is my budget. Thans
From Me to **********@********.org:
Hey,
I am leaving for London on business and need to sublet my studio apartment immediately. It is a beautiful spacious apartment in the East Village (near Tompkins Square Park). Rent is $1750/month and you can move in as soon as February 25th. Please let me know if you are interested.
Regards,
Mike
From Ari ****** to Me:
Hi Mike thanks for responding. A few questions: how big is the apt? how long can is the lease til? do you have any pics or a floor plan? I want to move in on mar 15- is that ok?
From Me to Ari ******:
March 15th is fine with me. The apartment is 370 square feet. I don't have any pictures, but I have included a floor plan to give you an idea of the layout of the apartment. The lease is up in November 2011, but you have the option to renew if you wish. Please let me know if you have any more questions about the apartment.
Mike
Attachments:
From Ari ****** to Me:
Mike did you send me the wrong plan or is there really a pool in your apartment.
From Me to Ari ******:
Oh, yes. I should have mentioned the pool. I had an exercise pool installed in the apartment because I was training for a swimming marathon. It is a really nice pool. It is 39 inches deep with powerful jets and a vinyl liner. The pool is great if you like to swim.
Mike
From Ari ****** to Me:
Thats a pretty important thing to forget to mention, doncha think?! It takes up the whole f-ing apartment! How is there no bathroom?? Where am I supposed to shower and sleep?
From Me to Ari ******:
I know, it is a really nice pool. I usually use the kitchen as the bathroom. You can either pee in the sink, or out the window. The window overlooks an alley behind 5th St, and most of the time nobody walks below you. Even if you do piss on someone, you are on the 7th floor so they will probably have no idea where it came from. By the time it hits them, you will most likely be zipped up and have the window shut. The sink has a garbage disposal in case you need to take a dump.
Showering? You don't need to shower - you have a pool! Just go for a swim any time you are trying to wash off.
Sleep? I've got that covered too. I have an extremely comfortable pool raft I sleep on. It is like sleeping on a waterbed! It has a couple of cup holders you can put your phone/keys/beer/whatever in. I'll include this with the apartment for an extra $10.
I am free tomorrow if you want to check the place out and fill out the sublet papers.
Mike
From Ari ****** to Me:
Hmm well yes that does sound nice, but I am looking for a place where I dont have to shit in my sink and sleep in a goddamn pool. Come on man! Good luck finding someone to rent you'll need it!
From Me to Ari ******:
You don't have to shit in the sink, it is just an option. You can also shit out the window, or shit in a bucket next to the window and dump it out the window. There is an Indian restaurant that backs up to the alley, so it already smells like shit down there.
At least come over and try my raft before you decide that sleeping in a pool is a bad thing. I'll even throw in a couple of pool noodles for free.
Mike
From Ari ****** to Me:
Stop trying to sell me your POS apartment, if you can even call it that. You know what makes an apartment an apartment? A bed. Bathroom. Furnature. NOT A FUCKING POOL.
Why am I arguing with you? This is fucking ridiculous. Conversation over.
From Me to Ari ******:
Why are you so afraid of sleeping in this pool? Be honest, do you not know how to swim? If so, I can give you the number of a good lifeguard I know.
From Ari ****** to Me:
Shut the hell up. I hope you drown in your pool!
Chatroulette! 
You can learn anything, the secret lies in discipline.
"What the mind can conceive and believe, it can achieve"
You will make mistakes. Forgive yourself. Move on. Start rebuilding.
"What the mind can conceive and believe, it can achieve"
You will make mistakes. Forgive yourself. Move on. Start rebuilding.
Troll dad is ook mooi
Bio is baas. Ik ben niet meer op straat. Ik rij alleen langs om te kijken hoe het gaat.
Hm, die doet het niet bij mij.quote:
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sowieso... snap niet dat er mensen zijn die er intrappen omdat je ik nog nooit heb gehad dat een video al gaat laden voordat je op de play knop hebt gedruktquote:
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Meesterlijk meewerkend slachtoffer ook.quote:
Curiosity cultured the cat
Hoge dames vangen veel wind
Whadda ya hear! Whadda ya say!
What is any ocean but a multitude of drops?
Hoge dames vangen veel wind
Whadda ya hear! Whadda ya say!
What is any ocean but a multitude of drops?
quote:Op zaterdag 6 augustus 2011 12:54 schreef Lindgren. het volgende:
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Ik zag het eerst niet eens.
Met dat gedoe van Marcel Roubos en Natasha Paardehaar hadden ze toch ook midden in de nacht spareribs en pizza laten bezorgen?
[b]Op vrijdag 27 april 2012 23:21 schreef AldoTheApache het volgende:[/b]
_O_ jij bent de grootste baas op FOK!
Aller tijden :D _O_ _O_
_O_ jij bent de grootste baas op FOK!
Aller tijden :D _O_ _O_
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[b]Op vrijdag 27 april 2012 23:21 schreef AldoTheApache het volgende:[/b]
_O_ jij bent de grootste baas op FOK!
Aller tijden :D _O_ _O_
_O_ jij bent de grootste baas op FOK!
Aller tijden :D _O_ _O_
kan me er ook nog wel een herinneren die ik op et net zag in een of andere blog 
die ging ongeveer zo
girl: hi.
boy: hi what are you wearing
girl: euhm almost nothing
boy: nice im horny
girl: i just wear one tiny thingy
boy: hmmm whats that
girl: a tampon
boy: click
die ging ongeveer zo
girl: hi.
boy: hi what are you wearing
girl: euhm almost nothing
boy: nice im horny
girl: i just wear one tiny thingy
boy: hmmm whats that
girl: a tampon
boy: click
pies on joe toe
[b]Op vrijdag 27 april 2012 23:21 schreef AldoTheApache het volgende:[/b]
_O_ jij bent de grootste baas op FOK!
Aller tijden :D _O_ _O_
_O_ jij bent de grootste baas op FOK!
Aller tijden :D _O_ _O_
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Weet nog een dag dat de Dutchfag de helden waren op /b 
Ze hadden van een ex de mail en wachtwoord gegevens gekregen en toen is dat meisje helemaal afgemaakt Suïcidale lesbie werd het en de familie geloofde alles. Wachtwoord van je e-mail en huppa je heb via daar haar hyves, facebook en andere crap Telefoonnummers haar pa getrollt. Vertelt dat ze zwanger was En de Dutchfags alles vertalen voor die Amerikanen
Ze hadden van een ex de mail en wachtwoord gegevens gekregen en toen is dat meisje helemaal afgemaakt
Suïcidale lesbie werd het en de familie geloofde alles. Wachtwoord van je e-mail en huppa je heb via daar haar hyves, facebook en andere crap Telefoonnummers haar pa getrollt. Vertelt dat ze zwanger was En de Dutchfags alles vertalen voor die Amerikanen
Two guys and a Duck: #1 #2
#3 #4
Op vrijdag 26 augustus 2011 19:59 schreef ColaBlikje het volgende:
Deze eend moet een eigen stripboek krijgen :D Of een deel in de Donald Duck, of de krant ofzo.
#3 #4
Op vrijdag 26 augustus 2011 19:59 schreef ColaBlikje het volgende:
Deze eend moet een eigen stripboek krijgen :D Of een deel in de Donald Duck, of de krant ofzo.
Op donderdag 2 augustus 2012 01:33 schreef o.us het volgende:
Sterkte, vinger in je kont wil nog wel eens helpen.
Sterkte, vinger in je kont wil nog wel eens helpen.
Op donderdag 2 augustus 2012 01:33 schreef o.us het volgende:
Sterkte, vinger in je kont wil nog wel eens helpen.
Sterkte, vinger in je kont wil nog wel eens helpen.
ik vind dit de mooiste troll:
9 kinderen nemen voor kinder bijslag. kinderen laten bedelen op straat.
9 kinderen nemen voor kinder bijslag. kinderen laten bedelen op straat.
Two guys and a Duck: #1 #2
#3 #4
Op vrijdag 26 augustus 2011 19:59 schreef ColaBlikje het volgende:
Deze eend moet een eigen stripboek krijgen :D Of een deel in de Donald Duck, of de krant ofzo.
#3 #4
Op vrijdag 26 augustus 2011 19:59 schreef ColaBlikje het volgende:
Deze eend moet een eigen stripboek krijgen :D Of een deel in de Donald Duck, of de krant ofzo.
Ik vond dat email met een spin erg grappig.
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TryAndResistClicking. Trollspray.
TryAndResistClicking. Trollspray.
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ik vind dit de mooiste troll:
9 kinderen nemen voor kinder bijslag. kinderen laten bedelen op straat.
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"être, c'est être vu"
"être, c'est être vu"
Why am I so differently wired? Am I a martian?
What kind of twisted experiment am I involved in
Cause I don't belong in this world
What kind of twisted experiment am I involved in
Cause I don't belong in this world
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Op zaterdag 27 mei 2017 00:36 schreef d4v1d het volgende:
Kabuf is af en toe best een prima kerel.
Op zaterdag 27 mei 2017 00:36 schreef d4v1d het volgende:
Kabuf is af en toe best een prima kerel.
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