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Some say:
-he was the first to discover the clitoris
-he is feared by Chuck Norris
-his helmet is made of antimatter
-his energy cannot be described in a Hamilton operator
-that the Jacobian determinant for a transformation from 3D to his space cannot be calculated
-he was raised in Abraham Lincolns hat like a joey in a pouch
-his bodycells contain tripple walled endoplasmatic reticulum
-he needs thallium and mercury as minerals
-he was the first to discover the clitoris
-he is feared by Chuck Norris
-his helmet is made of antimatter
-his energy cannot be described in a Hamilton operator
-that the Jacobian determinant for a transformation from 3D to his space cannot be calculated
-he was raised in Abraham Lincolns hat like a joey in a pouch
-his bodycells contain tripple walled endoplasmatic reticulum
-he needs thallium and mercury as minerals
"If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through" General Melchett
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The Stig.
“I am become a sour woman, I take no joy in mead nor meat, and song and laughter have become suspicious strangers to me. I am a creature of grief and dust and bitter longings. There is an empty place within me where my heart was once.”
~Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction~
Some say:
-he wrote an episode of Seinfeld
-he eats solid rocket booster filling as an appetizer
-his urine can maken liquid helium solid
-he taught Haile Gebrselassie how to walk
-he robbed Pippi Langkous of her virginity
-he was assembled by the A-team with a welding device in a shed
-his farts contain high concentrations of ozone
-the only word he ever said was Eyjafjallajökull
-he wrote an episode of Seinfeld
-he eats solid rocket booster filling as an appetizer
-his urine can maken liquid helium solid
-he taught Haile Gebrselassie how to walk
-he robbed Pippi Langkous of her virginity
-he was assembled by the A-team with a welding device in a shed
-his farts contain high concentrations of ozone
-the only word he ever said was Eyjafjallajökull
"If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through" General Melchett
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Nou waar zijn de anderen. Moet ik alleen weer met mijn inspiratie dit topic overeind houden?
"If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through" General Melchett
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Some say:
- he sweats instead of farting.
- he is the proof that we can go faster than the speed of light on a moped.
- he has just one testicle and that it's protected by a helmet.
- he can't see trough the visor of his helmet and that he has perfect echolocation skills, even inside a vehicle.
- he can overtake a speeding truck in 3 different directions.
- he doesn't know the differenche between a cookie and a cereal.
- he only drinks coffee with unleaded fuel.
- his worst nightmare is when racingcars will have to drive on diesel.
- his real name isn't Stig.
- he is scared of grannies.
- he sweats instead of farting.
- he is the proof that we can go faster than the speed of light on a moped.
- he has just one testicle and that it's protected by a helmet.
- he can't see trough the visor of his helmet and that he has perfect echolocation skills, even inside a vehicle.
- he can overtake a speeding truck in 3 different directions.
- he doesn't know the differenche between a cookie and a cereal.
- he only drinks coffee with unleaded fuel.
- his worst nightmare is when racingcars will have to drive on diesel.
- his real name isn't Stig.
- he is scared of grannies.
Op maandag 14 mei 2012 23:55 schreef Sjoegerd het volgende:
Volgens mij wordt geen enkele auto zo onderhouden en geliefd als de jouwe :)
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Volgens mij wordt geen enkele auto zo onderhouden en geliefd als de jouwe :)
https://www.facebook.com/groups/linkshandigen/
Deze lijn is echt moeilijk overrated... Dat hele Stig gedoe is totaal niet grappig, en doet afbreuk aan Top Gear....
quote:Op vrijdag 1 oktober 2010 11:39 schreef Alehandro89 het volgende:
Some say
He asked on Fok! why he liked his own farts..
sorry.. 'k deed toch echt m'n best om te lachen...
Tjsa, wat zal ik zeggen. Swing and miss.quote:Op vrijdag 1 oktober 2010 11:46 schreef andreas612 het volgende:
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BBQCOPTER!
Some say that if a Fok account wasn't refused to him he would have beaten tong80 with twice the amount of posts.
"If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through" General Melchett
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Some say that on really warm days he sheds his skin like a snake, and that for some reason he’s allergic to the Dutch...
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