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Some say:
he thought Star Wars was a documentary.
he is mac compatible
Nu jullie
[ Bericht 19% gewijzigd door #ANONIEM op 28-09-2010 21:29:31 ]
Some say:
he thought Star Wars was a documentary.
he is mac compatible
Nu jullie
[ Bericht 19% gewijzigd door #ANONIEM op 28-09-2010 21:29:31 ]
ik weet er geen een 
Op woensdag 5 januari 2011 schreef Klinkerbotsing:
Waarom zijn jouw topics altijd zo awesome _O_
Op maandag 11 april 2011 schreef Myraela:
Hallo mijn "Als je 10 jaar ouder was geweest had ik je geraakt" toekomstige echtgenoot.
Waarom zijn jouw topics altijd zo awesome _O_
Op maandag 11 april 2011 schreef Myraela:
Hallo mijn "Als je 10 jaar ouder was geweest had ik je geraakt" toekomstige echtgenoot.
fixedquote:Op dinsdag 28 september 2010 21:29 schreef Lysdexie het volgende:
EF, post niet je zelfgemaakte seal in je eigen topic
ben ik het mee eens.quote:Op dinsdag 28 september 2010 21:29 schreef Lysdexie het volgende:
EF, post niet je zelfgemaakte seal in je eigen topic
Op woensdag 5 januari 2011 schreef Klinkerbotsing:
Waarom zijn jouw topics altijd zo awesome _O_
Op maandag 11 april 2011 schreef Myraela:
Hallo mijn "Als je 10 jaar ouder was geweest had ik je geraakt" toekomstige echtgenoot.
Waarom zijn jouw topics altijd zo awesome _O_
Op maandag 11 april 2011 schreef Myraela:
Hallo mijn "Als je 10 jaar ouder was geweest had ik je geraakt" toekomstige echtgenoot.
Elmofan? Baggertopics?
Ben ik niet van je gewend, zoon.
Ben ik niet van je gewend, zoon.
Op dinsdag 24 april 2012 20:19 schreef Spouwerranger het volgende:
Hmm, ik wist niet dat Kakpizza homo was. Nouja, weer wat geleerd.
Hmm, ik wist niet dat Kakpizza homo was. Nouja, weer wat geleerd.
Dit is eren pareltje die wel open blijft, toch toch!?!?!? TOCH?!?!?quote:Op dinsdag 28 september 2010 21:30 schreef Kakpizza het volgende:
Elmofan? Baggertopics?
Ben ik niet van je gewend, zoon.
that his first name really is The, and that if he went on Celebrity Love Island they’d all be pregnant including the cameramen...
http://motortorque.askapr(...)ig-introductions.asp
http://motortorque.askapr(...)ig-introductions.asp
Some say he is illegal in 17 US states, and he blinks horizontally...quote:Op dinsdag 28 september 2010 21:33 schreef gammatent het volgende:
that his first name really is The, and that if he went on Celebrity Love Island they’d all be pregnant including the cameramen...
http://motortorque.askapr(...)ig-introductions.asp
some say, he knows the first 2 million digits of pi.
and that he has a white helmet.
and that he has a white helmet.
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Some say he appears on high value stamps in Sweden, and that he can catch fish with his tongue...
Spring op je hoofd en noem het breakdance !!
Some say he's Chuck Norrises father and that he wears wool underwear during sex.
Op maandag 14 mei 2012 23:55 schreef Sjoegerd het volgende:
Volgens mij wordt geen enkele auto zo onderhouden en geliefd als de jouwe :)
https://www.facebook.com/groups/linkshandigen/
Volgens mij wordt geen enkele auto zo onderhouden en geliefd als de jouwe :)
https://www.facebook.com/groups/linkshandigen/
Some say he drinks by sucking the moisture out of ducks, and that his crash helmet design is modelled on Britney Spears' head. All we know is, he's called The Stig.
Love, The Kind You Clean Up With A Mop.
Some say that the outside of his nipples are shaped like the Nurburgring and that when there's a really important job to do, he skives off to play croquet. All we know is, he's called The Stig.
Love, The Kind You Clean Up With A Mop.
Some say he's the main cause of global warming and his stomach is reverse engineered to make the I-Phone
Half bezopen is weggegooid geld.
Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all of his legs are hydraulic... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Some say he likes bum off jeremy clarkeson and he has no penis... all we know is, he's called the Stig
Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Some say he watched the lord of the rings sixty twelve times and he was pissed off at gandalf for stealing his idea for a halloween costume. all we know he's called the stig.
Some say he's wanted by the CIA, and that he sleeps upside down like a bat... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Some say he's the main cause of global warming and his stomach is reverse engineered to make the I-Phone. all we know is he's called the stig.
Some say his skin has the texture of a dolphin's, and that wherever you are in the world, if you tune your radio to 88.4, you can actually hear his thoughts... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Some say if you see into his eyes you turn to stone and he had a playboy magazine in his hands when he was born. all we know he's called the stig
http://www.topgearshow.com/page/The+Stig+Quotes
Opgelost
Some say he likes bum off jeremy clarkeson and he has no penis... all we know is, he's called the Stig
Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Some say he watched the lord of the rings sixty twelve times and he was pissed off at gandalf for stealing his idea for a halloween costume. all we know he's called the stig.
Some say he's wanted by the CIA, and that he sleeps upside down like a bat... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Some say he's the main cause of global warming and his stomach is reverse engineered to make the I-Phone. all we know is he's called the stig.
Some say his skin has the texture of a dolphin's, and that wherever you are in the world, if you tune your radio to 88.4, you can actually hear his thoughts... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Some say if you see into his eyes you turn to stone and he had a playboy magazine in his hands when he was born. all we know he's called the stig
http://www.topgearshow.com/page/The+Stig+Quotes
Opgelost
Nu gaan we ze zelf verzinnenquote:
Op maandag 14 mei 2012 23:55 schreef Sjoegerd het volgende:
Volgens mij wordt geen enkele auto zo onderhouden en geliefd als de jouwe :)
https://www.facebook.com/groups/linkshandigen/
Volgens mij wordt geen enkele auto zo onderhouden en geliefd als de jouwe :)
https://www.facebook.com/groups/linkshandigen/
Some say:
-he was the first to discover the clitoris
-he is feared by Chuck Norris
-his helmet is made of antimatter
-his energy cannot be described in a Hamilton operator
-that the Jacobian determinant for a transformation from 3D to his space cannot be calculated
-he was raised in Abraham Lincolns hat like a joey in a pouch
-his bodycells contain tripple walled endoplasmatic reticulum
-he needs thallium and mercury as minerals
-he was the first to discover the clitoris
-he is feared by Chuck Norris
-his helmet is made of antimatter
-his energy cannot be described in a Hamilton operator
-that the Jacobian determinant for a transformation from 3D to his space cannot be calculated
-he was raised in Abraham Lincolns hat like a joey in a pouch
-his bodycells contain tripple walled endoplasmatic reticulum
-he needs thallium and mercury as minerals
"If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through" General Melchett
Klik hier voor uw dagelijkse portie vitaminen.
Klik hier voor uw dagelijkse portie vitaminen.
The Stig.
“I am become a sour woman, I take no joy in mead nor meat, and song and laughter have become suspicious strangers to me. I am a creature of grief and dust and bitter longings. There is an empty place within me where my heart was once.”
~Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction~
Some say:
-he wrote an episode of Seinfeld
-he eats solid rocket booster filling as an appetizer
-his urine can maken liquid helium solid
-he taught Haile Gebrselassie how to walk
-he robbed Pippi Langkous of her virginity
-he was assembled by the A-team with a welding device in a shed
-his farts contain high concentrations of ozone
-the only word he ever said was Eyjafjallajökull
-he wrote an episode of Seinfeld
-he eats solid rocket booster filling as an appetizer
-his urine can maken liquid helium solid
-he taught Haile Gebrselassie how to walk
-he robbed Pippi Langkous of her virginity
-he was assembled by the A-team with a welding device in a shed
-his farts contain high concentrations of ozone
-the only word he ever said was Eyjafjallajökull
"If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through" General Melchett
Klik hier voor uw dagelijkse portie vitaminen.
Klik hier voor uw dagelijkse portie vitaminen.
Nou waar zijn de anderen. Moet ik alleen weer met mijn inspiratie dit topic overeind houden?
"If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through" General Melchett
Klik hier voor uw dagelijkse portie vitaminen.
Klik hier voor uw dagelijkse portie vitaminen.
Some say:
- he sweats instead of farting.
- he is the proof that we can go faster than the speed of light on a moped.
- he has just one testicle and that it's protected by a helmet.
- he can't see trough the visor of his helmet and that he has perfect echolocation skills, even inside a vehicle.
- he can overtake a speeding truck in 3 different directions.
- he doesn't know the differenche between a cookie and a cereal.
- he only drinks coffee with unleaded fuel.
- his worst nightmare is when racingcars will have to drive on diesel.
- his real name isn't Stig.
- he is scared of grannies.
- he sweats instead of farting.
- he is the proof that we can go faster than the speed of light on a moped.
- he has just one testicle and that it's protected by a helmet.
- he can't see trough the visor of his helmet and that he has perfect echolocation skills, even inside a vehicle.
- he can overtake a speeding truck in 3 different directions.
- he doesn't know the differenche between a cookie and a cereal.
- he only drinks coffee with unleaded fuel.
- his worst nightmare is when racingcars will have to drive on diesel.
- his real name isn't Stig.
- he is scared of grannies.
Op maandag 14 mei 2012 23:55 schreef Sjoegerd het volgende:
Volgens mij wordt geen enkele auto zo onderhouden en geliefd als de jouwe :)
https://www.facebook.com/groups/linkshandigen/
Volgens mij wordt geen enkele auto zo onderhouden en geliefd als de jouwe :)
https://www.facebook.com/groups/linkshandigen/
Deze lijn is echt moeilijk overrated... Dat hele Stig gedoe is totaal niet grappig, en doet afbreuk aan Top Gear....
quote:Op vrijdag 1 oktober 2010 11:39 schreef Alehandro89 het volgende:
Some say
He asked on Fok! why he liked his own farts..
sorry.. 'k deed toch echt m'n best om te lachen...
Tjsa, wat zal ik zeggen. Swing and miss.quote:Op vrijdag 1 oktober 2010 11:46 schreef andreas612 het volgende:
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BBQCOPTER!
Some say that if a Fok account wasn't refused to him he would have beaten tong80 with twice the amount of posts.
"If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through" General Melchett
Klik hier voor uw dagelijkse portie vitaminen.
Klik hier voor uw dagelijkse portie vitaminen.
Some say that on really warm days he sheds his skin like a snake, and that for some reason he’s allergic to the Dutch...
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