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When the priest killed a maiden in the metal church
Armored saints and warlocks watched the slaughter
Rage of the slayer forced the pretty maids
To kiss the Queen in crimson glory
Armored saints and warlocks watched the slaughter
Rage of the slayer forced the pretty maids
To kiss the Queen in crimson glory
InnerGoat: My wife has 2 problems. One is the fact that everytime she gets drunk she gets mean. She always looks for a fight, or a way to make me feel like shit me. The other problem is that every morning after she gets drunk she has an explosive watery shit. One night she pushed me to far.
She was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and I tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started talking shit, about how I'm no good and my dick is small, and that she probally wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have sex.
After she went to sleep I couldn't get the pain of her saying my dick was small out of my head. I wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrased me. So I got an Idea
I went to my sons room and got his bag of marbles. i then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. I could just image her reactions when you shit marbles the next morning. I lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. About a hundered in all. I got so excited I jerked off then giggled my self to sleep.
The next morning I woke up so excited I couldn't stand it. I made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. She did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. I was in thee brushing my teeth. Usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. She sat down and let it rip.
She dam near had a heart attack from the noise. The marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. She turned white as a sheet and stood up. Still shitting all over the place. Marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. It took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. She said " What the ****" I just laughed and laughed as she packed her shit and left.
I really do kind of miss her though.
She was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and I tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started talking shit, about how I'm no good and my dick is small, and that she probally wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have sex.
After she went to sleep I couldn't get the pain of her saying my dick was small out of my head. I wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrased me. So I got an Idea
I went to my sons room and got his bag of marbles. i then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. I could just image her reactions when you shit marbles the next morning. I lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. About a hundered in all. I got so excited I jerked off then giggled my self to sleep.
The next morning I woke up so excited I couldn't stand it. I made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. She did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. I was in thee brushing my teeth. Usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. She sat down and let it rip.
She dam near had a heart attack from the noise. The marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. She turned white as a sheet and stood up. Still shitting all over the place. Marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. It took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. She said " What the ****" I just laughed and laughed as she packed her shit and left.
I really do kind of miss her though.
When all else fails, you always have delusion.
wtfquote:Op maandag 8 maart 2010 15:57 schreef Mirel het volgende:
InnerGoat: My wife has 2 problems. One is the fact that everytime she gets drunk she gets mean. She always looks for a fight, or a way to make me feel like shit me. The other problem is that every morning after she gets drunk she has an explosive watery shit. One night she pushed me to far.
She was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and I tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started talking shit, about how I'm no good and my dick is small, and that she probally wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have sex.
After she went to sleep I couldn't get the pain of her saying my dick was small out of my head. I wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrased me. So I got an Idea
I went to my sons room and got his bag of marbles. i then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. I could just image her reactions when you shit marbles the next morning. I lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. About a hundered in all. I got so excited I jerked off then giggled my self to sleep.
The next morning I woke up so excited I couldn't stand it. I made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. She did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. I was in thee brushing my teeth. Usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. She sat down and let it rip.
She dam near had a heart attack from the noise. The marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. She turned white as a sheet and stood up. Still shitting all over the place. Marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. It took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. She said " What the ****" I just laughed and laughed as she packed her shit and left.
I really do kind of miss her though.
[ Bericht 20% gewijzigd door Mirel op 10-03-2010 00:15:56 ]
When all else fails, you always have delusion.
Die is inderdaad tofquote:
Was zo'n beetje het allereerste plaatje dat op internet zichtbaar was (maar hij blijft tof).
http://www.dumpert.nl/med(...)ligers_vs._tuig.html
Hoe om te gaan met crimineel straattuig Les 1.
[ Bericht 14% gewijzigd door TheThirdMark op 10-03-2010 19:48:05 ]
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voor gratis spellen
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die derde..quote:Op donderdag 11 maart 2010 23:29 schreef Mirel het volgende:
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briljant
anders steek je gewoon even je tong erin
Hierbij benoemd tot kwaliteitsposter van maartquote:Op donderdag 11 maart 2010 23:29 schreef Mirel het volgende:
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Op donderdag 15 januari 2015 19:01 schreef Maanvis het volgende:
smegmanus is de as van het kwaad. een verbrand stukje Hitler.
smegmanus is de as van het kwaad. een verbrand stukje Hitler.
Wat gifs. Hopelijk komen er een aantal door de censuur heen
[ Bericht 82% gewijzigd door Mirel op 12-03-2010 13:52:37 ]
When all else fails, you always have delusion.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Inburgeringscurse - Deel 1 De Household Rules
"I all hate you.. welcome"
"I all hate you.. welcome"
tv not rot brain..
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep..
The snoozebar.. cause there's nothing like starting the day with a little procrastination
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep..
The snoozebar.. cause there's nothing like starting the day with a little procrastination
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Inburgeringscurse - Deel 1 De Household Rules
"I all hate you.. welcome"
Alsjeblieft, niet terug in de kofschip
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wtf is het verhaal bij deze foto!? 
Fun game: try to post a YouTube comment so stupid that people realize you must be joking. (Hint: this is impossible)
"Stel je drinkt Starbucks koffie maar je vergeet een foto te maken en te delen op Social media. Heb je dan wel koffie gedronken?"
"Stel je drinkt Starbucks koffie maar je vergeet een foto te maken en te delen op Social media. Heb je dan wel koffie gedronken?"
quote:Op dinsdag 16 maart 2010 18:22 schreef doppelgnger het volgende:
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Heuj, wie hebben we daar?
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&client=firefox-a&q=6+headland+park+plymouth+england&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=6+Headland+Park,+Plymouth+PL4+8,+United+Kingdom&gl=us&ei=Tm6iS_73HsP7lweYs5CMCQ&ved=0CAcQ8gEwAA&t=h&layer=c&cbll=50.378691,-4.134783&panoid=4xGPoJ72ohZ1VZnZ1PHZfA&cbp=12,275.1,,3,1.12&ll=50.378696,-4.134928&spn=0.00106,0.002068&z=19
[ Bericht 14% gewijzigd door leukvoorlater op 19-03-2010 07:51:21 ]
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&client=firefox-a&q=6+headland+park+plymouth+england&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=6+Headland+Park,+Plymouth+PL4+8,+United+Kingdom&gl=us&ei=Tm6iS_73HsP7lweYs5CMCQ&ved=0CAcQ8gEwAA&t=h&layer=c&cbll=50.378691,-4.134783&panoid=4xGPoJ72ohZ1VZnZ1PHZfA&cbp=12,275.1,,3,1.12&ll=50.378696,-4.134928&spn=0.00106,0.002068&z=19
![[Dopefish] Laddergoat aka What Is Wrong With This Guy?](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ggB33d0BLcY/2.jpg)
[ Bericht 14% gewijzigd door leukvoorlater op 19-03-2010 07:51:21 ]
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Death Makes Angels of us all
And gives us wings where we had shoulders
Smooth as raven' s claws...
And gives us wings where we had shoulders
Smooth as raven' s claws...
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Maar dit is dan nog steeds goede muziek
quote:Op zaterdag 20 maart 2010 10:18 schreef ExperimentalFrentalMental het volgende:
Dit is werkelijk AMAZING!
hoe doet ie dat??
“Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.”
