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Ze zijn we aardig maar niet supergoed die " o god what have i done" stripjes
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Alleen die met die popcorn is ''leuk''. De rest standaard /b/.
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There is not enough love and goodness in the world to permit giving any of it away to imaginary beings.
[b]Dingen doen met dingen, da's machtig mooi
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shiiitttt ik zit op stage en ik huil van het lachen
shiiitttt ik zit op stage en ik huil van het lachen
The Outside Agency
Ik vind het echt hélemaal niksquote:Op vrijdag 26 februari 2010 11:36 schreef haakon het volgende:
http://www.oncyclopedia.n(...)_nieuws_te_vertellen
shiiitttt ik zit op stage en ik huil van het lachen
When all else fails, you always have delusion.
Echt gaafquote:
I am a Chinese college students, I have a loving father, but I can not help him, he needs to do heart bypass surgery, I can not help him, because the cost of 100,000 or so needed, please help me, lifelong You pray Thank you!
Waar staan er nog meer dan, behalve op /b/ ?quote:Op woensdag 24 februari 2010 21:20 schreef TheThirdMark het volgende:
Alleen die met die popcorn is ''leuk''. De rest standaard /b/.
[b]Dingen doen met dingen, da's machtig mooi
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Op donderdag 15 januari 2015 19:01 schreef Maanvis het volgende:
smegmanus is de as van het kwaad. een verbrand stukje Hitler.
smegmanus is de as van het kwaad. een verbrand stukje Hitler.
When the priest killed a maiden in the metal church
Armored saints and warlocks watched the slaughter
Rage of the slayer forced the pretty maids
To kiss the Queen in crimson glory
Armored saints and warlocks watched the slaughter
Rage of the slayer forced the pretty maids
To kiss the Queen in crimson glory
http://www.dumpert.nl/med(...)el_motor_rijden.html
5:23 het is een hele zit maar het is echt geniaal...
5:23 het is een hele zit maar het is echt geniaal...
anders steek je gewoon even je tong erin
Dat zag ik ooit op RTL5. Geniaal. Kutmongool verdient het 
When all else fails, you always have delusion.
When the priest killed a maiden in the metal church
Armored saints and warlocks watched the slaughter
Rage of the slayer forced the pretty maids
To kiss the Queen in crimson glory
Armored saints and warlocks watched the slaughter
Rage of the slayer forced the pretty maids
To kiss the Queen in crimson glory
quote:Op zaterdag 27 februari 2010 23:06 schreef Snaavel het volgende:
Ik weet niet wat hij heeft, maar die spoort niet helemaal..
Op zondag 8 maart 2009 21:38 schreef Danny het volgende:
fuck de policy. posten die hap!
fuck de policy. posten die hap!
quote:Op zaterdag 27 februari 2010 23:06 schreef Snaavel het volgende:
Ik weet niet wat hij heeft, maar die spoort niet helemaal..
Ik pak een CD, zet de radio aan, geniet van honkietonkiemuziek.
Even serieus, ik zit nu al 10 minuten te kijken, maar klopt het dat ie nooit bij de ijsjes komt?quote:
Hij lijkt wel iets dichter bij te komen, dat wel
De oude oude layout was veel beter!!
vosss is de naam,
met dubbel s welteverstaan.
vosss is de naam,
met dubbel s welteverstaan.
Dan had je net iets langer moeten kijken, na 15 minuten spring hij er opeens bovenop.quote:Op maandag 1 maart 2010 00:58 schreef vosss het volgende:
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Even serieus, ik zit nu al 10 minuten te kijken, maar klopt het dat ie nooit bij de ijsjes komt?
Hij lijkt wel iets dichter bij te komen, dat wel
Op zondag 8 maart 2009 21:38 schreef Danny het volgende:
fuck de policy. posten die hap!
fuck de policy. posten die hap!
Er is inmiddels een 'documentaire' verschenen van de Epic Beardman.quote:Op donderdag 18 februari 2010 09:43 schreef ExperimentalFrentalMental het volgende:
Epic Old Dude
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Geweldig, man van 67 slaat irritante jongen tot pulp
Wat een malloot
![I Am A Motherfucker [1/2]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/AedJy9tAYL4/2.jpg)
![I Am A Motherfucker [2/2]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/uRkeSjn5Dv8/2.jpg)
Death Makes Angels of us all
And gives us wings where we had shoulders
Smooth as raven' s claws...
And gives us wings where we had shoulders
Smooth as raven' s claws...
Als je de wereld wilt begrijpen, moet je denken zoals ik.
(Onnoman)
si vi pacem para bellum
himmelhoch jauchzend
(Onnoman)
si vi pacem para bellum
himmelhoch jauchzend
When the priest killed a maiden in the metal church
Armored saints and warlocks watched the slaughter
Rage of the slayer forced the pretty maids
To kiss the Queen in crimson glory
Armored saints and warlocks watched the slaughter
Rage of the slayer forced the pretty maids
To kiss the Queen in crimson glory
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
[b]Dingen doen met dingen, da's machtig mooi
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When the priest killed a maiden in the metal church
Armored saints and warlocks watched the slaughter
Rage of the slayer forced the pretty maids
To kiss the Queen in crimson glory
Armored saints and warlocks watched the slaughter
Rage of the slayer forced the pretty maids
To kiss the Queen in crimson glory
InnerGoat: My wife has 2 problems. One is the fact that everytime she gets drunk she gets mean. She always looks for a fight, or a way to make me feel like shit me. The other problem is that every morning after she gets drunk she has an explosive watery shit. One night she pushed me to far.
She was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and I tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started talking shit, about how I'm no good and my dick is small, and that she probally wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have sex.
After she went to sleep I couldn't get the pain of her saying my dick was small out of my head. I wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrased me. So I got an Idea
I went to my sons room and got his bag of marbles. i then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. I could just image her reactions when you shit marbles the next morning. I lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. About a hundered in all. I got so excited I jerked off then giggled my self to sleep.
The next morning I woke up so excited I couldn't stand it. I made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. She did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. I was in thee brushing my teeth. Usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. She sat down and let it rip.
She dam near had a heart attack from the noise. The marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. She turned white as a sheet and stood up. Still shitting all over the place. Marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. It took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. She said " What the ****" I just laughed and laughed as she packed her shit and left.
I really do kind of miss her though.
She was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and I tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started talking shit, about how I'm no good and my dick is small, and that she probally wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have sex.
After she went to sleep I couldn't get the pain of her saying my dick was small out of my head. I wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrased me. So I got an Idea
I went to my sons room and got his bag of marbles. i then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. I could just image her reactions when you shit marbles the next morning. I lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. About a hundered in all. I got so excited I jerked off then giggled my self to sleep.
The next morning I woke up so excited I couldn't stand it. I made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. She did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. I was in thee brushing my teeth. Usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. She sat down and let it rip.
She dam near had a heart attack from the noise. The marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. She turned white as a sheet and stood up. Still shitting all over the place. Marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. It took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. She said " What the ****" I just laughed and laughed as she packed her shit and left.
I really do kind of miss her though.
When all else fails, you always have delusion.
wtfquote:Op maandag 8 maart 2010 15:57 schreef Mirel het volgende:
InnerGoat: My wife has 2 problems. One is the fact that everytime she gets drunk she gets mean. She always looks for a fight, or a way to make me feel like shit me. The other problem is that every morning after she gets drunk she has an explosive watery shit. One night she pushed me to far.
She was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and I tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started talking shit, about how I'm no good and my dick is small, and that she probally wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have sex.
After she went to sleep I couldn't get the pain of her saying my dick was small out of my head. I wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrased me. So I got an Idea
I went to my sons room and got his bag of marbles. i then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. I could just image her reactions when you shit marbles the next morning. I lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. About a hundered in all. I got so excited I jerked off then giggled my self to sleep.
The next morning I woke up so excited I couldn't stand it. I made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. She did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. I was in thee brushing my teeth. Usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. She sat down and let it rip.
She dam near had a heart attack from the noise. The marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. She turned white as a sheet and stood up. Still shitting all over the place. Marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. It took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. She said " What the ****" I just laughed and laughed as she packed her shit and left.
I really do kind of miss her though.
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When all else fails, you always have delusion.
Die is inderdaad tofquote:
Was zo'n beetje het allereerste plaatje dat op internet zichtbaar was (maar hij blijft tof).
http://www.dumpert.nl/med(...)ligers_vs._tuig.html
Hoe om te gaan met crimineel straattuig Les 1.
[ Bericht 14% gewijzigd door TheThirdMark op 10-03-2010 19:48:05 ]
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die derde..quote:
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briljant
anders steek je gewoon even je tong erin
Hierbij benoemd tot kwaliteitsposter van maartquote:Op donderdag 11 maart 2010 23:29 schreef Mirel het volgende:
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Op donderdag 15 januari 2015 19:01 schreef Maanvis het volgende:
smegmanus is de as van het kwaad. een verbrand stukje Hitler.
smegmanus is de as van het kwaad. een verbrand stukje Hitler.
Wat gifs. Hopelijk komen er een aantal door de censuur heen
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When all else fails, you always have delusion.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Inburgeringscurse - Deel 1 De Household Rules
"I all hate you.. welcome"
"I all hate you.. welcome"
tv not rot brain..
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep..
The snoozebar.. cause there's nothing like starting the day with a little procrastination
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep..
The snoozebar.. cause there's nothing like starting the day with a little procrastination
quote:
Inburgeringscurse - Deel 1 De Household Rules
"I all hate you.. welcome"
Alsjeblieft, niet terug in de kofschip
quote:
wtf is het verhaal bij deze foto!? 
Fun game: try to post a YouTube comment so stupid that people realize you must be joking. (Hint: this is impossible)
"Stel je drinkt Starbucks koffie maar je vergeet een foto te maken en te delen op Social media. Heb je dan wel koffie gedronken?"
"Stel je drinkt Starbucks koffie maar je vergeet een foto te maken en te delen op Social media. Heb je dan wel koffie gedronken?"
quote:Op dinsdag 16 maart 2010 18:22 schreef doppelgänger het volgende:
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