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Wiggers are sometimes incorrectly referred to as "chavs" (who are British working class whites who for all intents and purposes are niggy). They are what you get when you travel back in time about five years to retrieve what was barely cool about hip hop even then, clad it with a Tommy Hilfiger shirt from the JC Penney clearance rack, give it the keys to Mom's car, and send it to the local strip mall to mean-mug everybody while blasting commercials from the local hip-hop station on 6 x 9 factory speakers. You may also grow a chinstrap for extra bonus points.
The evolution of a wigger always has roots in some other attention-whoring, insecure, facade such as goth, punk, or just plain ol' basement-dweller. Typically, the helpless dickwad was forcibly ejected from one of these fag cultures and spent some time floundering in limbo (emo) before developing a powerful sexual attraction to Eminem. After a dark night the soul spent throwing himself around his bedroom with a blacklight on while pining for Marshall Mathers' scrotum, he emerges reborn, wearing Dad's oversized Lee jeans, a gold-plated chain (worn outside the shirt, of course) and a desperate need to ingest loads upon loads of black culture. In other words, wiggers are a natural evolution of a basement-dweller which has acquired a friend at best, or an understanding of gay fucktardery at worst. Much like the evolution of a Pikachu into a new member of Radiohead. Either that, or else a /b/tard nigger who has lost his way on the internets enroute to Habbo Hotel somehow. LOL.
Anyways, after that, it's awn, yo. The wiggerling proceeds to limp around the neighborhood as if this laughable farce has been his persona all along. Any critics get shouted down for being playa hatas. Persistent critics are threatened with a pellet gun drive-bys or other frightening forms of impotent retaliation.
Wiggerdom, per se, is a tabula rasa. After the initial process of hatchery, the wiggerling can wander into several different potential subcategories, depending on what was playing on TRL during the imprinting stage.
The saddest, most pathetic goddamn spectacle in the world
The saddest, most pathetic goddamn spectacle in the world is having to witness a wigger who has decided to continue his wiggerdom after the first cock in the arse from another wigger. What was once potentially cute and harmless has now progressed into fully-fledged morbid self-delusion. These aging degenerates can often be found hanging around the parking lot of my condominium complex, leaning against their fat girlfriend's car, and narrating the same fight stories to the same 15 year old wiggerlings who look on in wide-eyed admiration at this pot-bellied O.G. poseur as if he were Robert Van Fucking Winkle himself. If you see one of these shameless failures boorishly limping around your neighborhood, the best course of action is to leave a trail of Black and Milds leading to a nearby sewer grate. Hopefully, the wigger will hear the running water and decide immediately to slide through the grate (most wiggers are scrawny) and drown himself in runoff.
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Wiggerness
Wiggers cause everyone's life to become a total living hell.
Wiggers constantly fail in life and schooleverything because they're too 'cool' to stop thinking of whores.
God hates wiggers more than fags.
Wiggers waste all the weed taking pussy hits and not knowing how to roll a joint.
Wiggers try to prove that they are black by killing and frying their own chicken.
Wiggers make white people in the hood die a little on the inside.
International Wiggers often pretend gang warfare is present in their overseas suburban neighbourhoods when the only threat might be their CP producing uncle
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