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Dus ik kwam het volgende berichtje tegen dat iemand op Betfair had geschreven over tennisster Ana Ivanovic:
Tabloid Lover 27 May 06:00
*Fist-pump* Ajde!
Ana played beautifully to oust the fighting Sara Errani in round one. The fist-pump is a thing of beauty that none of us are blessed with. A rare, exquisite gift sent to her. The left-handed fist-pump with the raise of her left-knee. Every point she did it, quite literally. Shows the determination, effort and pure fighting belief in someone so young, so beautiful, gentle, blessed.
It's not my fault I love you, it's yours. A man cannot be satisfied by beauty alone; you are more than beautiful and that is why I love you. It's your smile.
This is your stage, baby girl. You won it last year you're the Queen of Clay. I really can't see any any of the other girls taking this away from you, they don't deserve it and they all know that when it matters on the big stage they cannot get the better of you. Injuries and loss of ideal preparation does not stop special people like you. There are not many special people in this world but you are one of them. There has never been, isn't, and never will be another girl in this world, even half as beautifully perfect in every way as you are. Your grey-green eyes break my heart because we are apart. I hate to look back sometimes. Reminded that my life is merely a shadow of an existance without you in my arms. To hold you tight, wake up next to you in the morning, stay in my arms forever so I can hold you and tell you all of the reasons why I fell in love in the first place.
Comparisons bare no actual meaning to how a human heart can be torn apart by love. Is it too much to ask? To be the one with the responsibility of looking after you, to be the one who kisses you and makes you feel special, to be the one who needs you, to be the one who worries about you, the one who calls you to see if you'e okay.
People can try and stop you because of jealousy if they want to, because you know where that leads. These people try to drag you down in a pitiful attempt to ease their feelings about their own shortcomings and inadequecies. It does not matter. You are different from everybody else, better than everybody else. One of the most attractive thing about you, Ana, in any way, is the fact that you don't even realise a lot of this. And that takes something which can not accurately be described.
I don't hold the belief that I will die having lead a miserable and pointless life. I mean, if I don't have you I render my life miserable and pointless because I want to live solely for you. I have too many barriers. I can say in total fact that no man could ever love you like I do and we're yet to speak face-to-face. I know you're coming to participate in the Eastbourne tournament in London this year, that is the first time we will speak directly. You suffered a late injury last year so couldn't play but I remember everything...
I know your favourite food (sushi), what music you like (...I'll leave this part out!), I know what your favourite designer dress is, I know which shoes you wear. I know who you beat in your first ever Grand Slam match. I know your life better than my own because I don't feel alive without you, and the hardest part is that you are unaware of my feeling for you. It makes no sense most days, others blurred. Sometimes I don't even feel the point of getting up if I'm not going to see you.
I will kill myself if we are not together within 4 years. I will die if I can't hold you in my arms. And that is straight from my broken heart. It's hard to see you and know you're so far away. You should be with me, I should be with you. I'm sorry, I know I get carried away but the fact my heart opens whenever you enter my mind makes it impossible to for it to be any different. You walk onto the court tomorrow and do what you have to do. I will be supporting you, waiting for you. Let the low-lives dwell in unfounded misery, pity and jealousy. I know you will win this tournament again. I know. Good luck baby girl.
Mijn reactie toen ik het las was: wtf
Oh ja, en: 
en 
Leuk als je fan van iemand bent, maar je kunt het ook overdrijven. Iemand anders voorbeelden van mensen die te veel fan van iemand zijn?
De enige zin die ik goed vind, is de eerste zin van de laatste alinea: "I will kill myself if we are not together within 4 years."
Mijn klacht: mensen die te veel fan zijn van iemand.
Tabloid Lover 27 May 06:00
*Fist-pump* Ajde!
Ana played beautifully to oust the fighting Sara Errani in round one. The fist-pump is a thing of beauty that none of us are blessed with. A rare, exquisite gift sent to her. The left-handed fist-pump with the raise of her left-knee. Every point she did it, quite literally. Shows the determination, effort and pure fighting belief in someone so young, so beautiful, gentle, blessed.
It's not my fault I love you, it's yours. A man cannot be satisfied by beauty alone; you are more than beautiful and that is why I love you. It's your smile.
This is your stage, baby girl. You won it last year you're the Queen of Clay. I really can't see any any of the other girls taking this away from you, they don't deserve it and they all know that when it matters on the big stage they cannot get the better of you. Injuries and loss of ideal preparation does not stop special people like you. There are not many special people in this world but you are one of them. There has never been, isn't, and never will be another girl in this world, even half as beautifully perfect in every way as you are. Your grey-green eyes break my heart because we are apart. I hate to look back sometimes. Reminded that my life is merely a shadow of an existance without you in my arms. To hold you tight, wake up next to you in the morning, stay in my arms forever so I can hold you and tell you all of the reasons why I fell in love in the first place.
Comparisons bare no actual meaning to how a human heart can be torn apart by love. Is it too much to ask? To be the one with the responsibility of looking after you, to be the one who kisses you and makes you feel special, to be the one who needs you, to be the one who worries about you, the one who calls you to see if you'e okay.
People can try and stop you because of jealousy if they want to, because you know where that leads. These people try to drag you down in a pitiful attempt to ease their feelings about their own shortcomings and inadequecies. It does not matter. You are different from everybody else, better than everybody else. One of the most attractive thing about you, Ana, in any way, is the fact that you don't even realise a lot of this. And that takes something which can not accurately be described.
I don't hold the belief that I will die having lead a miserable and pointless life. I mean, if I don't have you I render my life miserable and pointless because I want to live solely for you. I have too many barriers. I can say in total fact that no man could ever love you like I do and we're yet to speak face-to-face. I know you're coming to participate in the Eastbourne tournament in London this year, that is the first time we will speak directly. You suffered a late injury last year so couldn't play but I remember everything...
I know your favourite food (sushi), what music you like (...I'll leave this part out!), I know what your favourite designer dress is, I know which shoes you wear. I know who you beat in your first ever Grand Slam match. I know your life better than my own because I don't feel alive without you, and the hardest part is that you are unaware of my feeling for you. It makes no sense most days, others blurred. Sometimes I don't even feel the point of getting up if I'm not going to see you.
I will kill myself if we are not together within 4 years. I will die if I can't hold you in my arms. And that is straight from my broken heart. It's hard to see you and know you're so far away. You should be with me, I should be with you. I'm sorry, I know I get carried away but the fact my heart opens whenever you enter my mind makes it impossible to for it to be any different. You walk onto the court tomorrow and do what you have to do. I will be supporting you, waiting for you. Let the low-lives dwell in unfounded misery, pity and jealousy. I know you will win this tournament again. I know. Good luck baby girl.
Mijn reactie toen ik het las was: wtf
Oh ja, en: en Leuk als je fan van iemand bent, maar je kunt het ook overdrijven.
Iemand anders voorbeelden van mensen die te veel fan van iemand zijn?De enige zin die ik goed vind, is de eerste zin van de laatste alinea: "I will kill myself if we are not together within 4 years."
Mijn klacht: mensen die te veel fan zijn van iemand.
[b]Op dinsdag 28 februari 2012 10:19 schreef TheGeneral:[/b]Eindelijk eens wat zinnige posts van Federer-fan O+ .
[b]Op maandag 24 mei 2010 16:33 schreef tarantism:[/b]dit is het slechtste topic dat ik ooit heb gezien
[b]Op maandag 24 mei 2010 16:33 schreef tarantism:[/b]dit is het slechtste topic dat ik ooit heb gezien
Roger Federer
Vigilante +1 The Coon strikes again!
Op vrijdag 10 juli 2009 09:51 schreef Zith het volgende:
TS is met z'n çollega's lunchtsverkeersleider op de comodoren.
Op vrijdag 10 juli 2009 09:51 schreef Zith het volgende:
TS is met z'n çollega's lunchtsverkeersleider op de comodoren.
Oeps.quote:
[b]Op dinsdag 28 februari 2012 10:19 schreef TheGeneral:[/b]Eindelijk eens wat zinnige posts van Federer-fan O+ .
[b]Op maandag 24 mei 2010 16:33 schreef tarantism:[/b]dit is het slechtste topic dat ik ooit heb gezien
[b]Op maandag 24 mei 2010 16:33 schreef tarantism:[/b]dit is het slechtste topic dat ik ooit heb gezien
Sorry, ik las alleenquote:Op woensdag 27 mei 2009 11:27 schreef Billenhoofd het volgende:
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Nee, stalken is gewoon voor zieke mensen.
De rest was tl;ngquote:
Tja er was ook eerst een meisje die fan van Jackie Chan was, toen ze te erachter kwam dat hij getrouwd was had ze zelfmoord gepleegd, dit is wel ruim 10 jaar geleden ofzo maar je weet maar nooit hoe geschift fans zijn 
The dead ball specialist!
wtf 
schreef Siniti het volgende
Omg wat een topic Buffalo, je flikt et em weer, zoeen kwaliteitstopic. Je bent mijn grote voorbeeld gast !
schreef stevenmac26 het volgende:
Dit is toch een pure kwaliteits topic, hoe doet die jongen dat toch ook?
Omg wat een topic Buffalo, je flikt et em weer, zoeen kwaliteitstopic. Je bent mijn grote voorbeeld gast !
schreef stevenmac26 het volgende:
Dit is toch een pure kwaliteits topic, hoe doet die jongen dat toch ook?
Was dus een Chinees? Is niet erg.quote:Op woensdag 27 mei 2009 11:32 schreef MervinMinky het volgende:
Tja er was ook eerst een meisje die fan van Jackie Chan was, toen ze te erachter kwam dat hij getrouwd was had ze zelfmoord gepleegd, dit is wel ruim 10 jaar geleden ofzo maar je weet maar nooit hoe geschift fans zijn
hahahaquote:Op woensdag 27 mei 2009 12:15 schreef GuyFawkes het volgende:
Meer mensen die dit stuk met de stem van The Coon lazen
You're crazy in the coconut..
That boy needs therapy..
That boy needs therapy..
Ik snap uberhaupt mensen niet die van iemand, een groep, een club, iets dergelijks fan zijn.
Ach gut, straks is ei/zij/het dood, uit elkaar, opgeheven, getrouwd, etc.
Wat dan?
Zelfmoord?
Moord van het idool?
Massamoord?
Genocide?
Dokter van Dom?
Gewoon nee zeggen tegen zulk een fan zijn!
Ach gut, straks is ei/zij/het dood, uit elkaar, opgeheven, getrouwd, etc.
Wat dan?
Zelfmoord?
Moord van het idool?
Massamoord?
Genocide?
Dokter van Dom?
Gewoon nee zeggen tegen zulk een fan zijn!
The taming and domestication of religion is one of the unceasing chores of civilization. - Christopher Hitchens
Ivanovic 
Op woensdag 30 juni 2010 20:32 schreef afcajos het volgende:
Verrassend. Een topic over het regelen van te jonge smatjes en C_N en Lakitu zijn er als de kippen bij.
Verrassend. Een topic over het regelen van te jonge smatjes en C_N en Lakitu zijn er als de kippen bij.
Goede klacht.
Beter ben je fan van Ana:
Beter ben je fan van Ana:
Op zondag 21 juni 2009 14:23 schreef steeg het volgende:
haha als je BED in kleine letters schrijft... bed dan lijkt het ook op een bed! wooooowwwww!
haha als je BED in kleine letters schrijft... bed dan lijkt het ook op een bed! wooooowwwww!
Ana en Maria samen
Heel veel groetjes, Catch22
En zoals mijn opa zei: "Al is het meisje nog zo mooi, haar poep stinkt ook". Rust Zacht opa..
Met GHB nooit meer nee
Storneren een optie?
En zoals mijn opa zei: "Al is het meisje nog zo mooi, haar poep stinkt ook". Rust Zacht opa..
Met GHB nooit meer nee
Storneren een optie?
Ana
Arantxa
Die franse 18/19-jarige die al 21ste staat op de wereldranglijst
Arantxa
Die franse 18/19-jarige die al 21ste staat op de wereldranglijst
Als ik lach met mijn lul, worden alle vrouwen gul.
Slepen ze me mee, hop naar de wc.
Spoelen maar, wat een mooi gebaar.
Slepen ze me mee, hop naar de wc.
Spoelen maar, wat een mooi gebaar.
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