Southpark Best Cartman Quotes!!

You listen missy (tegen dat wijf van de zangkoor)
I go theeaaah, and you go theeaaah.
(en dan zegt dat wijf iets)
no, no, no, no no; I theeaah, you theeaah

geweldig die aflevering

u braking my ballz jack !

from the movie

Kyle's mom's a bitch
she's a big fat bitch
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
she the meanest bitch
if there ever was a bitch
she's a bitch to all the boys and girls

Vaste quote:
"Screw you guys, i'm going home"

"Mrhm hrmh mh hrmh hrm umh"
"Oh my God! They killed Kenny! You bastards!"

Wha'evah!! Wha'evah!! Wha'evah!! I can do what i want!

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Op vrijdag 12 april 2002 11:03 schreef Slug-Twista het volgende:

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Wuhahuaua die nieuwe episodes ( season 6) Roeleert zwaar..
But i miss Kenny

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Op vrijdag 12 april 2002 11:04 schreef Slug-Twista het volgende:

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Yep!! heb ik ook gisteren gezien... die Cavia's van butters!! WuhauAUHahuaHUua

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"Yeah I want chessy poofs!"

"KICK ASS!"

"Respect my authority!"

"I'll kick you in the nuts!"

"I'm not fat I'm big boned."

"Go back to San Francisco with all the other Jews."

"I'm not fat I'm festively plump."

"Maaaaaa kitty is being a dildo!"-

"How about we sing Kyle's Mom is a stupid bitch in D minor."

"Speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stan's little homo dog."

cartman: "cripllllleeeee figggghhhttt!!"

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Op vrijdag 12 april 2002 11:06 schreef DimeBag het volgende:
* DimeBag vind Butters cooler dan Kenny

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Yeah, whatever you fat bitch!

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

I said i have a bad itch

Oh..

wav

cartman : "i can't take another bite"
kyle : "well why don't u share with us?"
cartman : "must eat more"

"What are you doing Kyle?"
Uit #6?? Trappers Keepers

(tijdens het chatten) "Clown. Head. Smiley. Face"
Uit #6?? Cartman joins NAMBLA

Ach nou ja, eigenlijk is alles leuk wat Cartman zegt

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Op vrijdag 12 april 2002 11:31 schreef Frollo het volgende:
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Ach nou ja, eigenlijk is alles leuk wat Cartman zegt

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En dat deuntje van "Funky town"

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Op vrijdag 12 april 2002 11:55 schreef Slug-Twista het volgende:
Scott Tenorman Must Die = 501
Trappers Keepers = 413
Cartman joins NAMBLA = 406

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[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Frollo op 12-04-2002 12:03]

*Heh, He's doing something to something to his ass. He's not kicking his ass, but he's definitly doing something to his ass.*

*Be a man Stan. Say,"Heyy woman, ee, ee, you shut your mouth and make babies."*

"Why is it that everything today has to do with things either going in or coming out of my ass???"

"DUDE, THAT IS NOT COOL!!! CHOPPING OFF WEE-WEES IS NOT COOL!!!"

"I'll kick you in the nuts!"- Cartman

huh, i'll kill you like at nutshell

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Op vrijdag 12 april 2002 12:53 schreef deGVR het volgende:
Mom... if you were in a german scheisse movie... you'd tell me, right?

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Op vrijdag 12 april 2002 11:21 schreef Slug-Twista het volgende:
Van de Movie.

"Mom! When you play in a german scheise Movie, you would tell me right?"

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Butters is cooler dan Kenny

CARTMAN
How do you know?

STAN
'Cause I looked in my parents' closet last night.

CARTMAN
Yeah, well I sneaked around my mum's closet too and saw what I'm getting. The Ultravibe Pleasure 2000.

STAN
What's that?

CARTMAN
I don't know but it sounds pretty sweet.

geniaal

download em

even later ietsvan
'stan, you will have to buy the yellow and blue megaman, illustrated njah, because Kenny was turned into a duckbeckplatipus...illustrated njah'

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Op vrijdag 12 april 2002 11:07 schreef Dr.Daggla het volgende:
"You tree huggin hippie"

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Mr. Garrison: 'How would you like to go to the principal's office, Eric?'

Cartman: 'How would you like to suck my balls?'

Mr. Garrison: 'WHAT DID YOU SAY???'

*Cartman haalt megafoon onder bureau vandaan*

Cartman: 'What I said was: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, Mr. Garrison...'

'Revenge is so very, very sweet.'

'Independent films are those black and white hippie-movies, it's always about gay cowboys eating pudding.'

'Look! There goes Stan's little homo-dog!'

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Op vrijdag 12 april 2002 23:26 schreef CartWOman het volgende:
'Poor people tend to live in clusters.'

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(heel snel) one a lone cold night (etct)
in the ghetto (piepstemmetje) in the ghetooooo

wacht, ik heb em effe opgezocht

On a cold and gray Chicago morn another little baby child is born
In the ghetto (piepstemmetje) In the ghetto

And his momma cried

'Cause if there's one thing that she don't need is another little hungry mouth to feed
In the ghetto (piepstemmetje) In the ghetto

kenny reageert niet

your family is poor kenny, you framaly is poor!!

Cartman: They look so delicious!
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Cartman: [responding to a dream] No, Uncle Jesse, no!
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Cartman: What did I tell you, Stan! We save some baby cows from being eaten, and now we're no-good dirty God-damned hippies!
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Cartman: Alright, Mr. Worf, start the engine and put her in gear. Oh, amd you must refer to me as "Captain."

Michael Dorn: Where am I supposed to drive to?

Cartman: No. See, must say, "Captain, where am I supposed to drive to?"

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Op vrijdag 12 april 2002 22:32 schreef _Fulton_ het volgende:
'now Kyle, you will buy me the red megaman, illustrated...njah. Kenny, since you're a poor bastard you will buy me the cheap yellow megaman'

even later ietsvan
'stan, you will have to buy the yellow and blue megaman, illustrated njah, because Kenny was turned into a duckbeckplatipus...illustrated njah'

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mijn Cartman quote:

"It's all just a bunch of tree huggin' hippy crap"

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Op vrijdag 12 april 2002 23:07 schreef CartWOman het volgende:
In de klas:

Mr. Garrison: 'How would you like to go to the principal's office, Eric?'

Cartman: 'How would you like to suck my balls?'

Mr. Garrison: 'WHAT DID YOU SAY???'

*Cartman haalt megafoon onder bureau vandaan*

Cartman: 'What I said was: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, Mr. Garrison...'

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Mr. Garrison : "Eric what do you think about rainbows?"

Eric : "I hate rainbows they come crawling up your ass all the time when you are sleeping".

zoiets was het.

_{ff wat aflevringen kijken voor quotes}

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Op maandag 15 april 2002 23:19 schreef Redman het volgende:
Ik ga het ff uit mijn hooft doen:

Mr. Garrison : "Eric what do you think about rainbows?"

Eric : "I hate rainbows they come crawling up your ass all the time when you are sleeping".

zoiets was het.

_{ff wat aflevringen kijken voor quotes}

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"I'm gonna be on television"

En dank tot het je strot uitkomt.

Thanksgiving special:
Cartman: "Kyle, why are you doing these things to me?"
Kyle: "I didn't do anything to you, timmy saw the turkey and wanted to get it for him. What do you want me to say to him?"
Cartman: "You say: no timmy, that's a bad turkey, BAD TIMMY!!"

Super best friends:
"Where did you get that ice-cream?"

Osama bin laden has farty pants:
"huhu, four dollars for a goat?! We've got ripped off!"

Terrance and Phillip behind the blow:
Cartman:"Look kenny, everything turned out after all"
Kenny:"Aaah f*ck you"

Professor Chaos:
"It was just...I was just...BUTTERS YOU ASSHOLE!"

Cherokee hair tampons:
Stan: "God damn don't you care that kyle is gonna die?"
Cartman: "I do! I do care! Look. Just look how much i care."

Cartman: No, dude, independent films are those black and white hippie movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.

Summer Sucks:

Cartman: Your parents are dead? God-damn you suck, Pip!

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Op zaterdag 13 april 2002 00:16 schreef _Fulton_ het volgende:

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dat ene liedje is ook geinig

(heel snel) one a lone cold night (etct)
in the ghetto (piepstemmetje) in the ghetooooo

wacht, ik heb em effe opgezocht

On a cold and gray Chicago morn another little baby child is born
In the ghetto (piepstemmetje) In the ghetto

And his momma cried

'Cause if there's one thing that she don't need is another little hungry mouth to feed
In the ghetto (piepstemmetje) In the ghetto

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Op maandag 13 mei 2002 22:30 schreef marsterretje het volgende:

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Je zou het niet zeggen, maar je quote *echt waar* zo maar een nummer van Elvis!

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and my momma cries.......