Hypocriete vleeseters die...

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Op woensdag 20 mei 2009 19:32 schreef LasTeR het volgende:
Lief poesje.

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Op woensdag 20 mei 2009 19:32 schreef banaantjeEE het volgende:
Je hebt gewoon vlees nodig man.

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Op woensdag 20 mei 2009 19:37 schreef Registratiedienst het volgende:

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Partijbijeenkomsten zijn tof.

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Op woensdag 20 mei 2009 19:39 schreef Hukkie het volgende:
Tofoe en Tempeh zijn natuurlijk veel lekkerder.

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Op woensdag 20 mei 2009 19:30 schreef Registratiedienst het volgende:
... lid zijn van Partij voor de Dieren.

^{P.S. Gevoelsmatig vind ik het nog steeds moeilijk om het eten van dieren 'okay' te vinden. Misschien is het een kwestie van tijd.}

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Op woensdag 20 mei 2009 19:32 schreef LasTeR het volgende:
Lief poesje.

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Op woensdag 20 mei 2009 19:40 schreef The.Apple het volgende:

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Misschien is het meer een kwestie van natuur.

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Ever get the feeling that vegetarians consider themselves morally superior to you? Like they think that not eating meat makes them so special that their shit doesn't stink? As if when someone stops eating meat, they suddenly become holy and dignified and it excuses them for the years of inconvenience and frustration they inevitably inflict upon their friends, family and co-workers who just want to go to a restaurant and order a damn steak without constantly being reminded that they're going to hell for eating an animal that spends most of its life shitting in a field. There are those of us who don't have a hyperactive sense of guilt and we don't give a shit about your mixed up self-righteous moral vegetarian agenda.

"I can't eat meat." The four worst words to hear when you're going to a restuarant with someone. I literally cringe every time I hear those words because I know it means that we have to drive around the city for 2 hours looking for some restuarant that serves "friendly" burgers, which ironically look and taste exactly like hamburgers--which vegetarians object to eating because it's either A) gross or B) murder. If it's so gross, then why go out of your way to eat something exactly like it, asshole? It's funny how vegetarians suddenly stop bitching about murder as soon as you point out their fancy leather belt or shoes, or that they drive a car and use electricity which contributes to polluting the earth and contaminating everything including the precious animals that they refuse to eat.

Well I'm tired of it. So what I've decided to do is sponsor a vegetarian! It's easy and spiteful, and we all know how much fun spiting people is! I'll explain..

What does it mean to sponsor a vegetarian? It means that you have to find someone in your life who's a really big pain in everyone's ass every time you want to go out to eat, and then you commit yourself to eating THREE times the amount of meat you'd normally consume to make up for all the meat that your vegetarian buddy isn't eating. It's that simple! That way, you can reverse the guilt trip that they've been laying on us for years by not only neutralizing their cause, but making it actually worse by eating more animals than would have ever been eaten had they not chosen to become vegetarians!

What if vegetarians say they don't care because we'll become fat by sponsoring them? I've thought about that already. All you have to do is exercise. I know it goes against the being lazy rule that I advocate so much, but this is so spiteful that it more than makes up for the exercise you'll have to do--which means that if you choose the 3 to 1 plan and sponsor a vegetarian, you're being so spiteful that you can't lose! If you have a choice, eat three separate types of animal to maximize your efficiency! Only offered beef? No problem: visit the zoo and eat a monkey!

The best part of it is that this plan is bullet proof. Finally those of us who don't have our heads firmly planted up our asses (with respect to vegetarianism, don't get me wrong, most people still need a crowbar up side the head) have a tool to combat these moral elitists

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Op woensdag 20 mei 2009 19:43 schreef Registratiedienst het volgende:

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Civilisatie. Ik wil wellicht 'beschaafd' zijn.

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Op woensdag 20 mei 2009 19:45 schreef Xebrozius het volgende:

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Maddox

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Op woensdag 20 mei 2009 19:46 schreef The.Apple het volgende:

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Fail,

Beschaaft/Civilisatie proberen te linken aan het eten van vlees omdat......ja waarom eigenlijk?

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Op woensdag 20 mei 2009 19:49 schreef Registratiedienst het volgende:

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Ja, die 2 TK-leden.

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Op woensdag 20 mei 2009 19:54 schreef __Saviour__ het volgende:
Die dieren zijn gewoon wandelend voedsel. Het is hun levensdoel om gegeten te worden.

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Op woensdag 20 mei 2009 19:51 schreef Registratiedienst het volgende:

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Wellicht kunt u wat meer verdiepen in onze menselijke geschiedenis (wat beschaving eigenlijk is & waarom veel mensen het eten van dieren ervaren als onbeschaafd).

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Op woensdag 20 mei 2009 20:09 schreef Registratiedienst het volgende:

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Dieren kennen 'emoties', soort van bewustzijn. Ja. ik weet het, die grenzen, allemaal vaag.

Dit topic.

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Op woensdag 20 mei 2009 20:09 schreef Registratiedienst het volgende:

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Dieren kennen 'emoties', soort van bewustzijn. Ja. ik weet het, die grenzen, allemaal vaag.

Dit topic.

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Op woensdag 20 mei 2009 20:10 schreef The.Apple het volgende:

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Dan ben jij de eerste die dat wetenschappelijk heeft weten te bewijzen.