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scherpquote:Op zaterdag 10 oktober 2009 19:52 schreef JawohlNein het volgende:
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Haha, ik heb speciaal een account aangemaakt om te zeggen dat "de middelste" van 6 niet kan.. Tel ik het nog eens na en waren het er 7.. Maar je hebt gelijk, die is geniaal!
anders steek je gewoon even je tong erin
Je gaat te furquote:Op zaterdag 10 oktober 2009 19:52 schreef JawohlNein het volgende:
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Haha, ik heb speciaal een account aangemaakt om te zeggen dat "de middelste" van 6 niet kan.. Tel ik het nog eens na en waren het er 7.. Maar je hebt gelijk, die is geniaal!
Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
whoah nog een persoon die "te fur" zegtquote:
Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As I was leaving, I get a text from the birthday girl's boyfriend saying that it was cancelled. Hungry, I decided to go to that particular restaurant anyway. Turns out the party wasn't cancelled. Half the party just didn't want me there. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML
OMQ, weve got a connection, you and I. Vrienden?quote:Op zondag 11 oktober 2009 14:42 schreef powerlite het volgende:
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whoah nog een persoon die "te fur" zegt
Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
ja graag! eindelijk sociaal contactquote:
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OMQ, weve got a connection, you and I. Vrienden?
ongekend voor Fokkers 
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OMQ, weve got a connection, you and I. Vrienden?
fagsquote:Op zondag 11 oktober 2009 16:02 schreef powerlite het volgende:
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ja graag! eindelijk sociaal contact
anders steek je gewoon even je tong erin
Today, i was online at a forum i hang out a lot since I have no real life. Since i'm having difficulties making a real life connection with someone, I was overjoyed someone seemed to be into the same things as I was for a change. That is, until someone made a stupid remark at us in the middle of our conversation. Turns out the other guys' gay and was only interested in having suprise buttsecks with me. FML.quote:Op zondag 11 oktober 2009 18:13 schreef powerlite het volgende:
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ah voel je je achtergesteld? *knuffel*
Common sense is my super power. What's yours?
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
quote:Op zondag 11 oktober 2009 20:26 schreef neo2000 het volgende:
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Today, i was online at a forum i hang out a lot since I have no real life. Since i'm having difficulties making a real life connection with someone, I was overjoyed someone seemed to be into the same things as I was for a change. That is, until someone made a stupid remark at us in the middle of our conversation. Turns out the other guys' gay and was only interested in having suprise buttsecks with me. FML.
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Today, i was online at a forum i hang out a lot since I have no real life. Since i'm having difficulties making a real life connection with someone, I was overjoyed someone seemed to be into the same things as I was for a change. That is, until someone made a stupid remark at us in the middle of our conversation. Turns out the other guys' gay and was only interested in having suprise buttsecks with me. FML.
anders steek je gewoon even je tong erin
quote:Vandaag reed ik in de auto naar m’n werk. Ik hoorde iemand achter me toeteren dus ik toeterde boos terug en stak mijn vinger uit. Eenmaal aangekomen op mijn werk vroeg mijn baas waarom ik mijn vinger naar hem opstak, terwijl hij mij groette. MDWK
quote:Vorig weekend had ik een date naar de bioscoop. In de pauze ging ik naar de WC. Toen ik terugkwam was ze weggegaan. MDWK
quote:Today, I had a UTI and the doctor said the medicine can sometimes make you leak a little. "Leak a little" apparently translates into peeing all over myself, my boyfriend, and his bed while we were sleeping. The doctor also said this medicine can stain your urine a beautiful, bright orange color. FML
quote:Today, my girlfriend's mother called me to tell me she didn't appreciate our "public amorous behaviour" at the local food court. I didn't go out all day. FML
[ Bericht 13% gewijzigd door Onorgineel op 11-10-2009 21:45:21 ]
Ook te boeken voor feestjes en partijen
quote:Op zondag 11 oktober 2009 20:26 schreef neo2000 het volgende:
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Today, i was online at a forum i hang out a lot since I have no real life. Since i'm having difficulties making a real life connection with someone, I was overjoyed someone seemed to be into the same things as I was for a change. That is, until someone made a stupid remark at us in the middle of our conversation. Turns out the other guys' gay and was only interested in having suprise buttsecks with me. FML.
quote:Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML
quote:Today, my new girlfriend told me I don't snore when I sleep. Which is funny, since during the last year of my marriage, my ex-wife would make me sleep on the couch because my loud snoring kept her up. FML
quote:Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Die snap ik niet. Of zijn nieuwe gf gaat vreemd?quote:Today, my new girlfriend told me I don't snore when I sleep. Which is funny, since during the last year of my marriage, my ex-wife would make me sleep on the couch because my loud snoring kept her up. FML
Children of the night. What music they make.
Z'n (ex-)vrouw wou blijkbaar niet bij hem in bed slapen, dus verzon ze dat hij snurkte zodat hij ergens anders moest slapenquote:Op dinsdag 13 oktober 2009 23:04 schreef DeHovenier het volgende:
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Die snap ik niet. Of zijn nieuwe gf gaat vreemd?
I can't do this all on my own, no I know, I'm no superman.
Tjesis, wat een kutwijfquote:Op dinsdag 13 oktober 2009 23:08 schreef aight1 het volgende:
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Z'n (ex-)vrouw wou blijkbaar niet bij hem in bed slapen, dus verzon ze dat hij snurkte zodat hij ergens anders moest slapen
Children of the night. What music they make.
Met carnaval in Duitsland hadden we van een Duitse vrouw haar hoofddeksel afgepakt, een fiets gestolen en een groot verkeersbord met lampen meegenomen. De terugweg werden we aangehouden door de politie.. voor het hoofddeksel. MDWG
The Outside Agency
Waar staat MDWG voor?quote:Op woensdag 14 oktober 2009 15:15 schreef haakon het volgende:
Met carnaval in Duitsland hadden we van een Duitse vrouw haar hoofddeksel afgepakt, een fiets gestolen en een groot verkeersbord met lampen meegenomen. De terugweg werden we aangehouden door de politie.. voor het hoofddeksel. MDWG
En wat is de Nederlandse site dan?
paar pagina's terug stond: http://www.mijndagwas.nlquote:Op woensdag 14 oktober 2009 15:21 schreef Suusje-V het volgende:
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Waar staat MDWG voor?
En wat is de Nederlandse site dan?
The Outside Agency
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML
The Outside Agency
Waarom kopieer je de 2e post van dit topic?quote:
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML
I have the cape. I make the fucking Whoosh noise.
Op donderdag 12 juli 2012 19:56 schreef Lithia het volgende:
Ik durf hier niets over te zeggen. Bart is koning hier.
Op donderdag 12 juli 2012 19:56 schreef Lithia het volgende:
Ik durf hier niets over te zeggen. Bart is koning hier.
hak zin anquote:Op woensdag 14 oktober 2009 15:54 schreef Bart het volgende:
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Waarom kopieer je de 2e post van dit topic?
The Outside Agency
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming "I meant it!" FML
Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming "I meant it!" FML
quote:Today, I woke up to find my parents singing happy birthday with lots of hugs and kisses. My birthday is next week. FML
quote:Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
quote:Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML
Goede kick man
quote:Today, I was on Tiger TV, our high school's monthly TV program which was shown at lunch today. I was being interviewed and at one point the reporter made me laugh. I have a goose laugh so everyone in the lunch room started laughing. Then they played it in slow motion. Twice. FML
quote:Today, I stepped out of a bar in order to make a phone call. While I was outside, the bouncers arrived and ropes were put up. They wouldn't let me back in, claiming I was too young and they hadn't seen me come out. I was celebrating my 26th birthday, the legal drinking age is 18. I also have a beard. FML
Children of the night. What music they make.
