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quote:Op zondag 24 mei 2009 15:04 schreef Philip10 het volgende:
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Wehehe, die eerste
Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML
Hij bood een leuk uitziende meid een rit naar haar huis.quote:
Zij zegd dat ze al thuis is en loop naar de dichtbijzijnde woning, wat zijn huis is.
Ze wou dus geen lift van hem en loog er over.
Whehehehe...
Categorie: You deserved that one..quote:Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML
Common sense is my super power. What's yours?
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
A, ik dacht dat het zijn dochter was.quote:Op zondag 24 mei 2009 15:43 schreef Magic-IRC het volgende:
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Hij bood een leuk uitziende meid een rit naar haar huis.
Zij zegd dat ze al thuis is en loop naar de dichtbijzijnde woning, wat zijn huis is.
Ze wou dus geen lift van hem en loog er over.
quote:Op zondag 24 mei 2009 15:52 schreef neo2000 het volgende:
Whehehehe...
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Categorie: You deserved that one..
This crypto stuff is all hype anyway, nothing will ever replace Windows 10.
whaha te erg , "your my hero"quote:Op zondag 24 mei 2009 17:20 schreef TimKuik het volgende:
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"Don't be sad about being awesome."quote:Op zondag 24 mei 2009 17:20 schreef TimKuik het volgende:
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Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
quote:Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 years old skinny girl and I'm 17 years old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML
quote:Today, none of my 500 Facebook friends responded to my status about "who wants to hang out during summer holidays?" I proceeded to create an imaginary person on a different account to respond and ask me to hang out with him. I had a conversation on my status, with myself. FML
quote:Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML
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If God was a woman, wouldn't sperm taste like chocolat?
[b]AirwiN schreef [/b]
De posts van Huppelmuts onderscheiden zich toch al door hun grammaticale correctheid en scherpe spitsvondigheden? Daar heb je geen UI voor nodig om ze te herkennen.
[b]AirwiN schreef [/b]
De posts van Huppelmuts onderscheiden zich toch al door hun grammaticale correctheid en scherpe spitsvondigheden? Daar heb je geen UI voor nodig om ze te herkennen.
quote:Op zondag 24 mei 2009 17:20 schreef TimKuik het volgende:
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quote:Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Can you picture what we'll be, So limitless and free?
[TK] Heroes seizoen 2 DVD-Box Blu-Ray Geen subs
[TK] Heroes seizoen 2 DVD-Box Blu-Ray Geen subs
quote:Today, my boyfriend of four months broke up with me via text message. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole. I got it." in plain english. FML
Celebrities walk on red carpet because they are famous, I walk on toilet paper because I'm the shit
5 Xbox360 spellen: Halo 3 , Fable 2 ,Saints Row 2 , Pure en Virtua Tennis 3 te koop!
5 Xbox360 spellen: Halo 3 , Fable 2 ,Saints Row 2 , Pure en Virtua Tennis 3 te koop!
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
Drive few cars and far more unicorns.
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Mr.Cooper schreef ooit het volgende:
ik kan teminste headbangen, lekker met me lange haar lopen chille en zo, kan ik van jou niet zeggen naar je chemokuur-kop
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Mr.Cooper schreef ooit het volgende:
ik kan teminste headbangen, lekker met me lange haar lopen chille en zo, kan ik van jou niet zeggen naar je chemokuur-kop
Today, my friend and I were seeing a movie. We ended up sitting next to a man who was continually laughing, clapping, and bouncing up and down on his seat. Extremely annoyed, we turned to him and told him to "shut the fuck up". Turns out he had downs syndrome and ran out of the theater crying. FML
Drive few cars and far more unicorns.
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Mr.Cooper schreef ooit het volgende:
ik kan teminste headbangen, lekker met me lange haar lopen chille en zo, kan ik van jou niet zeggen naar je chemokuur-kop
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Mr.Cooper schreef ooit het volgende:
ik kan teminste headbangen, lekker met me lange haar lopen chille en zo, kan ik van jou niet zeggen naar je chemokuur-kop
quote:Today my uncle came from another country to visit us and it was the first time he came to our country, when he came upstairs for a tour with my mother they caught me wanking in my room. FML
Chubun Tomata
mwa, zou blij zijn als ie weg is. anders wil ik een nieuw kaartje, lekker irritant zo'n figuur naast je.quote:Op dinsdag 26 mei 2009 23:42 schreef Acinonyx het volgende:
Today, my friend and I were seeing a movie. We ended up sitting next to a man who was continually laughing, clapping, and bouncing up and down on his seat. Extremely annoyed, we turned to him and told him to "shut the fuck up". Turns out he had downs syndrome and ran out of the theater crying. FML
Zat met starwars vlak naast iemand die een beademings apparaat aan had staan. 5 minuten geinig gezien de link met starwars/darth vader, daarna meer zin om dat ding uit te zetten.
quote:Today, I was taking out the trash and I came upon a bill from a veterinary hospital. It was for $50 and it was a bill to put my dog down. My Dad said my dog was missing and I put hundreds of signs around the city. FML
Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they'll die...
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Wait...What?quote:Today, was my sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixed up the gifts I got for them and my dad ended up with a vibrator. He wasn't very happy. FML
The Rated-R Era ... A Decade of Decadence
Mr. Prolapse 2009
Mr. Prolapse 2009
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
Drive few cars and far more unicorns.
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Mr.Cooper schreef ooit het volgende:
ik kan teminste headbangen, lekker met me lange haar lopen chille en zo, kan ik van jou niet zeggen naar je chemokuur-kop
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Mr.Cooper schreef ooit het volgende:
ik kan teminste headbangen, lekker met me lange haar lopen chille en zo, kan ik van jou niet zeggen naar je chemokuur-kop
quote:Today, I dreamed that I met this beautiful girl at a restaurant and we ended up having lunch together. Everything was going perfect until the end when I tried to get her number and she wouldn't give it to me. I can't even get a girl in my dreams. FML
quote:Today, I was taking out the trash and I came upon a bill from a veterinary hospital. It was for $50 and it was a bill to put my dog down. My Dad said my dog was missing and I put hundreds of signs around the city. FML
quote:Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept eyeing me up and after about 30 minutes he finally leaned in to whisper something in my ear. What he said? "If I were you, I would get a push-up bra.
Je vergat "FML" erachter te zetten!quote:
Maar hij was wel goed.
Verdiende loon!quote:Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed asking,"are those your feet?" I had forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML
Jaja, dat stukje heeft ze er gewoon bij verzonnenquote:He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open
Dat denk ik ook, of ze moet met een echte eikel hebbenquote:
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Jaja, dat stukje heeft ze er gewoon bij verzonnen
Nou.. dat ze d'r schoenen aan moet doen zou iedereen om vragen, raampjes open om even de lucht te verversen ook.. achterin laten zitten, weet ik niet.
Die site is echt briljant kende hem al van vroeger tijden niet meer opgeweest straks toch maar even weer checken..
straks toch maar even weer checken..
quote:Hi, my name is TS and today i started this really funny topic. Too bad the moderators noticed, and i got myself a ban. Now i don't even have internet friends. FML
quote:Today I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
quote:Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML
Oh my god#@#(@!!quote:Today, my grandparents were staying over my house for a couple of nights. As I was walking to my bathroom in the middle of the night, I noticed their door was open, and my grandfather was awake. I tried to say 'Hi' to him, but he didn't hear me. I then noticed that he was masturbating. FML
quote:Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML
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Wtfquote:Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my balls. FML
quote:Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room... where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML
quote:Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
quote:Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "because you can't find a real girl I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
Children of the night. What music they make.
Today Kaká signed to Madrid. FML.
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IS HET AL CAPSLOCKDAG?
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KAKA? DAT IS TOG EEN EITJE
JULLIE DENKEN VERKEERDE TOPIC + JE HEBT CAPSLOCK AAN
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Chubun Tomata
Van wie ben jij een kloon?quote:Op dinsdag 9 juni 2009 00:49 schreef Teezie het volgende:
Today Kaká signed to Madrid. FML.
JULLIE DENKEN VERKEERDE TOPIC + JE HEBT CAPSLOCK AAN
VERWACHTE REACTIES:
IS HET AL CAPSLOCKDAG?
JE ZIT IN VERKEERDE TOPIC VRIEND
KAKA? DAT IS TOG EEN EITJE
quote:Today, I thought it would be funny to fart in my roommates mouth while he was asleep. I walked over to him and pulled my pyjamas down and let loose. To my surprise it was a very wet one and I accidently took a dump on his face, he woke up and beat me until I was bleeding. FML
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F*** my life
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quote:Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML
Op vrijdag 4 november 2011 09:39 schreef Blik het volgende:
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quote:Today, it was my girlfriends birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
Op vrijdag 4 november 2011 09:39 schreef Blik het volgende:
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quote:Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
Op vrijdag 4 november 2011 09:39 schreef Blik het volgende:
"Sinds wanneer is maart de derde maand van het jaar?"
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Vind je dat ik een internet verdien? Klik hier!
"Sinds wanneer is maart de derde maand van het jaar?"
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quote:Today, I had a horribly realistic dream where I was being robbed and had to swallow my wedding ring to save it. After waking up, I realized my wedding ring is in fact gone. The doctor assures me that I will have it back in a day or two. FML
quote:Today, we had our divorce hearing and now it is final. As we were leaving the courthouse, I told my ex-wife how happy I was that we were finally free from each other. Then my junky old van wouldn't start and I had to beg her for a ride home. FML
quote:Today, I was was leaving the library when I noticed an elderly woman being mugged. I was about to leave on my bike, but promptly went to help her. After I managed to scare off the mugger, I helped her to her car. As I was heading back to my bike, I notice the mugger riding off on it. FML
Geflashed.quote:Today, I was walking around at my cottage barefoot when I suddenly got a sliver in my foot. I sat down on a chair so that I could try to get the sliver out. I sat on a wasp and it stung me. FML
quote:Today, my wife asked me to pop an ingrown hair near her crotch. We haven't had sex since last September. Popping her ingrown hair was the closest I've gotten to my wife's vagina in nearly nine months. FML
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