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Klaag maar raak voor een knaak.
You: heya
Stranger: hi
You: do you like fishticks?
Stranger: i do yes. why do u ask?
You: do you like fishdicks in your mouth?
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Stranger: hi
You: do you like fishticks?
Stranger: i do yes. why do u ask?
You: do you like fishdicks in your mouth?
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Nee
Celebrities walk on red carpet because they are famous, I walk on toilet paper because I'm the shit
5 Xbox360 spellen: Halo 3 , Fable 2 ,Saints Row 2 , Pure en Virtua Tennis 3 te koop!
5 Xbox360 spellen: Halo 3 , Fable 2 ,Saints Row 2 , Pure en Virtua Tennis 3 te koop!
Inderdaad, moet uitgesproken worden
Op maandag 29 april 2013 16:56 schreef Moira. het volgende:
Ug, je bent af en toe een (leuke) mafkees, maar ook een wijs man.
Ug, je bent af en toe een (leuke) mafkees, maar ook een wijs man.
Wat een dijenkletser!_O-EINS@!#$123!@$# #~! HAHA __O_LOLMAO
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
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You: heya
Stranger: hi
Stranger: country?
You: do you like fishticks?
Stranger: no, I'm NOT Gay
You: do you like fishdicks in your mouth?
Stranger: Cartman!!!
Stranger: stop it!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heya
Stranger: hi
Stranger: country?
You: do you like fishticks?
Stranger: no, I'm NOT Gay
You: do you like fishdicks in your mouth?
Stranger: Cartman!!!
Stranger: stop it!
Celebrities walk on red carpet because they are famous, I walk on toilet paper because I'm the shit
5 Xbox360 spellen: Halo 3 , Fable 2 ,Saints Row 2 , Pure en Virtua Tennis 3 te koop!
5 Xbox360 spellen: Halo 3 , Fable 2 ,Saints Row 2 , Pure en Virtua Tennis 3 te koop!
hahahaquote:Op donderdag 16 april 2009 17:39 schreef UnderTheWingsOfLove het volgende:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heya
Stranger: hi
Stranger: country?
You: do you like fishticks?
Stranger: no, I'm NOT Gay
You: do you like fishdicks in your mouth?
Stranger: Cartman!!!
Stranger: stop it!
XD XD
Celebrities walk on red carpet because they are famous, I walk on toilet paper because I'm the shit
5 Xbox360 spellen: Halo 3 , Fable 2 ,Saints Row 2 , Pure en Virtua Tennis 3 te koop!
5 Xbox360 spellen: Halo 3 , Fable 2 ,Saints Row 2 , Pure en Virtua Tennis 3 te koop!
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: do you like fishdicks?
Stranger: yes
You: rofl
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: do you like fishdicks?
Stranger: yes
You: rofl
De klaagbaak is een machine.
WHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE
Ron Paul 2012
www.letmegooglethatforyou.comquote:Op donderdag 16 april 2009 18:56 schreef CantFazeMe het volgende:
Wat is Omegle?
Cool story, Hansel.
Ik las fistfuck 
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Op woensdag 20 april 2011 23:38 schreef luckass het volgende:
bazen zijn alleen vindbaar voor de chicks.
bazen zijn alleen vindbaar voor de chicks.
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: from?
You: netherlands
You: you?
Stranger: oh das beter ;d jongen of meisje?
You: jongen
jij?
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droeftoeters
laat niet horen dat je een jongen bent want dan is hun e-penis niet meer hard.
You: hello
Stranger: from?
You: netherlands
You: you?
Stranger: oh das beter ;d jongen of meisje?
You: jongen
jij?Your conversational partner has disconnected.
droeftoeters
laat niet horen dat je een jongen bent want dan is hun e-penis niet meer hard.
Nog een keer:quote:
quote:Op donderdag 16 april 2009 19:13 schreef wikwakka2 het volgende:
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Wat? Hij mag zelf de moeite doen.
Cool story, Hansel.
You: PISS
You: PISS
You: PISS OUT OF THE ASS
You: NIGGE
You: NIGGER
You: NIGGER
You: FUCK
Stranger: dont say the n word
Stranger: its very offensive
You: PISS
You: PISS OUT OF THE ASS
You: NIGGE
You: NIGGER
You: NIGGER
You: FUCK
Stranger: dont say the n word
Stranger: its very offensive
"The N word"quote:Op donderdag 16 april 2009 20:25 schreef Agorias het volgende:
You: PISS
You: PISS
You: PISS OUT OF THE ASS
You: NIGGE
You: NIGGER
You: NIGGER
You: FUCK
Stranger: dont say the n word
Stranger: its very offensive
Hypocriete amerikanen
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.”
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Als ik lach met mijn lul, worden alle vrouwen gul.
Slepen ze me mee, hop naar de wc.
Spoelen maar, wat een mooi gebaar.
Slepen ze me mee, hop naar de wc.
Spoelen maar, wat een mooi gebaar.
I had a splitting headache.From which the future's made.
† Ryan Dunn (June 11, 1977 – June 20, 2011)
It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.
VIVA LA ASSANGE¡
† Ryan Dunn (June 11, 1977 – June 20, 2011)
It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.
VIVA LA ASSANGE¡
quote:Op donderdag 16 april 2009 20:25 schreef Agorias het volgende:
You: PISS
You: PISS
You: PISS OUT OF THE ASS
You: NIGGE
You: NIGGER
You: NIGGER
You: FUCK
Stranger: dont say the n word
Stranger: its very offensive
ben trouwens iemand tegengekomen van Fok! gisteren ....
癌症爐灶
hahahhah was jij dat? ;Dquote:Op vrijdag 17 april 2009 10:45 schreef Kai-Itza het volgende:
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Ja, nou ja, best stekelig dus.
ik was aan het zeiken hoe saai stage was.
wachten nu op de cybersexchat van stekel en kai 
wie is de 15 jarige nina en wie is de 23 jarige barkeeper?
wie is de 15 jarige nina en wie is de 23 jarige barkeeper?
I had a splitting headache.From which the future's made.
† Ryan Dunn (June 11, 1977 – June 20, 2011)
It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.
VIVA LA ASSANGE¡
† Ryan Dunn (June 11, 1977 – June 20, 2011)
It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.
VIVA LA ASSANGE¡
You got a sick mind <.> Kwam een of andere freak tegen ook gisteren zo'n "50 jarig man zoekt naar 10 jarig meisje".quote:Op vrijdag 17 april 2009 11:29 schreef wise het volgende:
wachten nu op de cybersexchat van stekel en kai
wie is de 15 jarige nina en wie is de 23 jarige barkeeper?
癌症爐灶
En, was het moeilijk om jezelf voor te doen als 10-jarigequote:Op vrijdag 17 april 2009 11:30 schreef Kai-Itza het volgende:
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You got a sick mind <.> Kwam een of andere freak tegen ook gisteren zo'n "50 jarig man zoekt naar 10 jarig meisje".
I had a splitting headache.From which the future's made.
† Ryan Dunn (June 11, 1977 – June 20, 2011)
It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.
VIVA LA ASSANGE¡
† Ryan Dunn (June 11, 1977 – June 20, 2011)
It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.
VIVA LA ASSANGE¡
Mjah die mensen geloven alles.quote:Op vrijdag 17 april 2009 11:31 schreef wise het volgende:
[..]
En, was het moeilijk om jezelf voor te doen als 10-jarige
癌症爐灶
Stranger: hi.
You: can you help me?
You: please call the police
You: my dad locked me up in the basement
Stranger: - -what..
You: for 20 year
You: and raped me
Stranger: really...
Stranger: ??
You: this is the first time i have contact with the outside
Stranger: ..
You: i stole his mobile and now i'm on internet
You: be quik
Stranger: why...
Stranger: sorry..
You: if het comes back and see that i have his mobile he kills me!!
You: PLEASE!! I BAGGIN YOU!
Stranger: where are you from?
You: austria
Stranger: - -..where..?
You: austria
Stranger: i want to help you ..
Stranger: but..
You: but hwat
You: hurry up!
Stranger: I did not know how to manage。。
You: your the one that can save me!
You: call the fucking police
You: before i get raped again
You: I have 5 children of my own dad!
Stranger: - -really..
You: live in a little basement
You: for 20 years now
You: he rapes me every week
Stranger: why don't you ..
You: do what?
Stranger: call the police..
You: CAUSE I cannot call!
You: only internet!
Stranger: ...
You: your the one !
You: your the key!
Stranger: ..sorry.I and you are not local..
Stranger: and..
You: just call the police
You: DO IT NEO DO IT!
Stranger: ..My English not good..
Stranger: i can't help you!!!!!
You: just call the local police
You: and say that i live in austria and that i;m stuck in the basement
Stranger: I did not know how to telephone. .
Stranger: ..so sorry..
You: call 991 on your phone!
You: 991 is always good you get always the police!
Stranger: I ever have not met this kind of matter..
You: ok my name is elisabeth
Stranger: I help you to look for person…？
You: no just the police
Stranger: i know..
You: MY DAD IS COMMING BACK! HELP ME !!! just call!
You: i can't stay
You: he kills me!!
You: can you help me?
You: please call the police
You: my dad locked me up in the basement
Stranger: - -what..
You: for 20 year
You: and raped me
Stranger: really...
Stranger: ??
You: this is the first time i have contact with the outside
Stranger: ..
You: i stole his mobile and now i'm on internet
You: be quik
Stranger: why...
Stranger: sorry..
You: if het comes back and see that i have his mobile he kills me!!
You: PLEASE!! I BAGGIN YOU!
Stranger: where are you from?
You: austria
Stranger: - -..where..?
You: austria
Stranger: i want to help you ..
Stranger: but..
You: but hwat
You: hurry up!
Stranger: I did not know how to manage。。
You: your the one that can save me!
You: call the fucking police
You: before i get raped again
You: I have 5 children of my own dad!
Stranger: - -really..
You: live in a little basement
You: for 20 years now
You: he rapes me every week
Stranger: why don't you ..
You: do what?
Stranger: call the police..
You: CAUSE I cannot call!
You: only internet!
Stranger: ...
You: your the one !
You: your the key!
Stranger: ..sorry.I and you are not local..
Stranger: and..
You: just call the police
You: DO IT NEO DO IT!
Stranger: ..My English not good..
Stranger: i can't help you!!!!!
You: just call the local police
You: and say that i live in austria and that i;m stuck in the basement
Stranger: I did not know how to telephone. .
Stranger: ..so sorry..
You: call 991 on your phone!
You: 991 is always good you get always the police!
Stranger: I ever have not met this kind of matter..
You: ok my name is elisabeth
Stranger: I help you to look for person…？
You: no just the police
Stranger: i know..
You: MY DAD IS COMMING BACK! HELP ME !!! just call!
You: i can't stay
You: he kills me!!
^
Als ik lach met mijn lul, worden alle vrouwen gul.
Slepen ze me mee, hop naar de wc.
Spoelen maar, wat een mooi gebaar.
Slepen ze me mee, hop naar de wc.
Spoelen maar, wat een mooi gebaar.
Da's gewoon triest voor diegene.quote:
Fluitbekzeenaalden zijn verwant aan de zeenaalden, de zeepaardjes en de trompetzeenaalden.
Van die laatste groep onderscheiden ze zich door de draadvormige verlenging van de middelste staartvinstralen (die bij de trompetzeenaalden ontbreken).
Van die laatste groep onderscheiden ze zich door de draadvormige verlenging van de middelste staartvinstralen (die bij de trompetzeenaalden ontbreken).
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